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In the live broadcast room of A Loving Family:
At this moment.
A total of more than 200,000 people were gathered here. Most of them were netizens who knew through Douyin that Jiang Mingyan would be working the night shift at the funeral parlor tonight.
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- Damn, Brother Jiang is really bold. He's still in the mood to tell jokes under such circumstances.
--(funny) Guess why he told jokes?
'Because he's scared, hahaha. Brother Jiang may look calm on the surface, but I think he's panicking inside.'
I thought so too. He said he was telling jokes to relieve the photographer's stress, but I felt that he was telling them to himself. (Comical)
--Brothers, I went to search just now. This funeral parlor seems to have had a ghost before. It is said that a staff member saw a ghost inside. It looked like a child and would call out to his parents.
- F * ck! No way!
At this moment.
A special bullet screen that was emitting a red light floated out. It was especially eye-catching among the many bullet screens. This was a special symbol that only Super Members had, a withdrawal of their identity.
What shocked the netizens wasn't the identity of the other party, but the content of the other party's bullet screen.
Super Member--- Speaking of which... Didn't you hear any strange sounds? Try turning the volume of your headphones to the maximum, then hold your breath and listen carefully... Why do I feel like…Sounds like someone's laughter
In an instant, the entire bullet screen exploded!
No way! I'm timid, don't scare me…
--!!! So…So I wasn't the only one who heard it. I heard it just now, but I wasn't sure. I thought I was hallucinating!
"F * ck!" There really was!
Hiss... His scalp went numb. F * ck, there was really someone laughing!
Super Member--- Hurry up and look at the corpse behind them. F * ck…I'm numb!
- Damn! That corpse…Did it move?
Oh my god!
"Oh my god, it really moved. It was moving up and down…" Number 8, stop joking and run, or something might really happen.
- Oh my god... I don't even dare to continue watching. It's so scary!
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The live broadcast was flooded with comments, but at this moment, Jiang Mingyan and the cameraman didn't notice it.
After all, as players, they couldn't see the content of the bullet screen.
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"Hahahaha... Under Jiang Mingyan's barrage of jokes, the cameraman had long forgotten his previous fear. Instead, he looked at him with anticipation and said excitedly,"It's so funny.""One more, one more. It's too funny. It's really too funny. Hahahaha."
"Another one, right? Wait, let me think…"
（... Pfft... Hah... Wuwuwu)
"What's that sound!" The cameraman was stunned for a moment before pricking up his ears."Brother, did you hear anything just now?”
Jiang Mingyan looked confused and subconsciously looked back at the corpse. After making sure that the corpse did not show any signs of 'corpse-changing,' he blinked and said,""Did you hear wrongly? I didn't hear anything.”
"But…Maybe."
The cameraman turned his head and looked at the corpse as well. He then waved his hand and thought to himself that he might have been too sensitive."Brother, continue. Tell me any other funny jokes.”
Jiang Mingyan thought for a moment." Hey, I got it. Let me tell you a story. The name of this story is 'The Little Girl Who Sold Nuclear Bombs!'”
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold nuclear bombs on the cold street for an entire day. Unfortunately, no one took care of her business.”
" At night, she curled up by the roadside, hungry and cold. She couldn't help but think of her kind grandmother. Before her grandmother passed away, she could also be like other children, snuggling in her grandmother's arms and sleeping peacefully, warming herself by the warm brazier…"
" In the second half of the night, she couldn't stand the cold anymore, so she ignited a nuclear bomb. Then, she met Grandma…"
" A few seconds later, everyone in the city saw her grandmother…"
"Pfft…"
The cameraman couldn't hold it in. He held his stomach and leaned against the wall, laughing so hard that he was swaying back and forth." Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I'm dying of laughter…" Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying, hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha…"
Seeing the photographer laugh so heartily, Jiang Mingyan was also overjoyed.
After all, happiness was contagious, so they heard another burst of laughter in the next second.
（... Pfft... Wuwuwu hahahaha cough…)
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Jiang Mingyan was speechless.
The photographer was speechless.
The two of them looked at each other in silence for a long time.
The cameraman said,"Brother, you were the one who made that noise just now, right?"”
"What if I say it wasn't me?"”
The two of them took a deep breath and slowly turned their heads back. They looked at the morgue bed and saw that there was no movement.
But suddenly!
A sound came from outside the morgue!
"Old... Dad ~"
The voice trembled and echoed in the corridor, making one's hair stand on end!
The cameraman gulped and said in a mosquito-like voice,""Brother, it seems to be coming from outside. It's a female voice. It sounds like a child."
"I... I heard it."
Jiang Mingyan did not even dare to breathe loudly. Where's the sword you bought? Hurry up and take it out."
The cameraman tiptoed and took out the sword he had bought to exorcise ghosts. Then, under Jiang Mingyan's dumbfounded gaze, he pressed the red switch on the hilt.
Instantly!
The sword emitted a colorful light that instantly dyed the entire morgue in color!
At the same time.
It was accompanied by a shocking sword cry!!!
'What's the name of Daddy's Daddy ~ Daddy's Daddy is called Grandpa ~ Daddy's Mommy is called Grandma ~ Daddy's Older Brother is called ~ Daddy's Older Brother is called Uncle ~'
Jiang Mingyan fell into deep thought. After a long time, he gave her a thumbs up." You f * cking are really awesome!"
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