...
At 9 am, Chen Xiaoran reluctantly went into the kitchen.
In fact, she had not been to the kitchen many times. Over the years, it was basically Jiang Mingyan who cooked. Chen Xiaoran had also tried to learn how to cook before. At first, Jiang Mingyan taught her patiently until she blew up the pressure cooker.
However, Jiang Mingyan didn't think it would be a big problem to just make breakfast and porridge.
"I'm going to the toilet first. Brush your teeth after I'm done.”
Jiang Mingyan occupied the only bathroom in a domineering manner, but Jiang Xiaomi, who was blocked outside the door, was very unhappy."Ahhhh! No, let me brush my teeth first. Otherwise, I'll stink later."
"Don't make a ruckus."
He couldn't take it anymore.
Jiang Xiaomi turned off the light in the bathroom with a bang.
“!!! Wait for me to come out and see if I won't slap you!”
"Who are you trying to scare?"
In his previous life, Jiang Mingyan was used to getting up in the morning and taking a dump. This habit lasted until this life. After he felt comfortable, he began to brush his teeth.
However…
When she took the toothbrush, she accidentally touched Chen Xiaoran's lipstick.
Whoosh...
Pah!
The radish lantern lipstick that was worth more than 900 yuan was shattered on the spot!
"Oh no!"
Jiang Mingyan naturally knew how much Chen Xiaoran liked this lipstick. He couldn't help but panic for a moment, but he quickly calmed down.
Thinking back and forth.
He carefully stuck the lipstick on and put it back in place.
But after thinking about it.
He shifted his position slightly and leaned close to Jiang Xiaomi's gargling cup.
After doing all this.
Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath and opened the bathroom door."Xiao Mi, come and brush your teeth."
"Humph."
Jiang Xiaomi bounced into the bathroom. Just as her hand touched the rinsing cup, she heard a crisp sound!
Whoosh...
Pah!
Jiang Xiaomi was speechless.
The young lady was dumbfounded as she looked at the shattered lipstick on the ground. She felt terrible!
Jiang Mingyan also put on a shocked expression and pointed at him."Oh my! You're in trouble, you're in trouble. You broke your mother's lipstick!”
"I…"
Jiang Xiaomi looked at Jiang Mingyan blankly.""No, Dad…I... I didn't drop it. I was just taking a rinsing cup. I don't know why it broke. This has nothing to do with me. Dad, you saw it.”
"Yes, I saw you fall with your own hands.”
Jiang Mingyan blinked." This is your mother's favorite lipstick. Xiao Mi, you're done for today. Even Dad can't protect you."”
After saying that.
Jiang Mingyan slipped out of the bathroom with a wicked smile on his face.
Jiang Xiaomi, who was left behind, looked at the shattered lipstick and fell into deep thought.
...
'Why do I feel that this lipstick wasn't thrown by Xiaomi?'
So you're not the only one who thinks so.
[Judging from Brother Jiang's behavior just now, I seriously suspect that he dropped the lipstick, but he blamed it on Xiao Mi.]
--Ah, this
...
Pa, pa, pa!
Suddenly.
The sound of knocking came from the bathroom.
However, it soon disappeared.
Just as Jiang Mingyan was sitting on the sofa excitedly, ready to watch the show of a loving mother and a filial daughter, Jiang Xiaomi walked out of the bathroom with a smug look on her face.
"Hmm?" Jiang Mingyan looked at her in confusion."Where's the lipstick?"
"Lipstick? What lipstick!" Jiang Xiaomi blinked innocently."Where did the lipstick come from? Dad, what are you talking about?”
“？？？”
Jiang Mingyan was confused.
"When did I break my lipstick?？I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. If you don't believe me, go and take a look. Isn't that lipstick on the table?”
This time.
It was Jiang Mingyan's turn to be dumbfounded.
He stood up and ran to the bathroom. Then, he saw that the lipstick was indeed on the sink. He subconsciously reached out to pick it up.
In the end!
--Hualala
This time, the lipstick was literally 'shattered' all over the floor!
" F * ck!?" Jiang Mingyan was dumbfounded, and his mind was buzzing."Why is even the shell shattered into pieces!？”
Before he could come back to his senses.
Jiang Xiaomi's exclamation came from the door.""Ah! Dad! Why did you smash Mom's lipstick?!!”
She shouted so loudly that she almost used all her strength. Her shouts echoed in every corner of the room!
"Ah! Mom, your lipstick is broken. Oh, no, it's broken into pieces!!! Come and take a look!!”
Jiang Mingyan was speechless.
...
Pfft! Hahahaha! F * ck, this daughter is too smart!
Xiu-Er!
"Damn it, I never expected this. Hahahahaha..."
Awesome!
- Well done, I can only say.
"Pfft, hahaha, if it doesn't work, let's have a second child. This daughter is amazing."
'I'm dying of laughter…'
Chen Xiaoran, who was busy in the kitchen, immediately rushed to the bathroom door with a kitchen knife.
When she saw the lipstick on the floor
He was completely stunned!
In the next second, the kitchen knife emitted a cold light, and her eyes were filled with killing intent. Even her tone became gloomy.
"Jiang! Inscription! Yan!"
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