Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.
Streamer, you're really that! I'm dying of laughter.
Who wrote this god-like script? It's too f * cking exciting. Streamer, continue! We'll vote for you!
Streamer, I advise you to be a human being. Who the f * ck can stand standing at the entrance of the emergency room dressed like this!
One saves people, and the other accepts people. Streamer, are you competing with White Coat?
Hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing.
Sui Yuan was helpless when this happened. He really wanted to go home.
"You stay here and don't go anywhere.”
The firefighter arranged for Sui Yuan to stay in their temporary dormitory.
Fortunately, it was midnight and there was no one in the temporary dormitory. He was the only firefighter on duty.
Sui Yuan nodded repeatedly." Don't worry. If you don't call me, I won't leave this room even if you beat me to death."”
With so many things happening, Sui Yuan was also a little scared. If one or two people were really scared to death, he would not be able to clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Seeing Sui Yuan sitting on the chair obediently, the man in the white coat sighed helplessly and turned to leave.
Not long after the firemen left, a doorman walked in.
When the patient saw Sui Yuan sitting on the chair, his eyes widened and his whole body trembled.
Sui Yuan knew that he was scared again.
In order to prevent what had just happened from happening again, Sui Yuan hurriedly said,""You're here?"
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 Surprise Points.
The old man didn't say anything, but his pupils widened. Then, the old man turned around shakily, as if he had the sequelae of cerebral hemorrhage, and walked away shakily.
After he left, Sui Yuan clearly saw that there was a puddle of water where he had just stood.
Hahaha, another one peed his pants.
Streamer, you're really a f * cking genius.
We know you're trying to ease the awkwardness, but what the f * ck did you mean by "coming"?
Who could stand it?
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to die laughing. Streamer, if you can't take it, then leave. The world of the living really isn't suitable for you.
Looking at the bullet comments of the netizens in the live broadcast room, Sui Yuan was really helpless.
"I really didn't do it on purpose."
"Is it important whether it was intentional or not?"
At this time, the firefighter came back. He looked at Sui Yuan helplessly." Do you know that because of you, several of our firefighters are a little absent-minded?"
"Especially those three siblings. They even set up a memorial tablet at the entrance of the fire station and insisted on worshipping you and asking you to show mercy!”
"This is a f * cking fire station, not a temple!”
Sui Yuan smiled bitterly." I don't want to either.”
"By the way, Uncle, how is Yang Xiaomi?”
The firefighter sighed." She's already awake. She's on an IV drip, but her mind is a little unstable.”
"Phew, that's good." Sui Yuan heaved a sigh of relief, and his heart was finally at ease.
"Young man, can you not be so rash in the future?”
"If something really happens, can you bear the responsibility?”
"And can't you change your clothes?”
Sui Yuan shrugged helplessly." I don't have any clothes to change into.”
The firefighter took out an unused uniform speechlessly." Put it on. Your clothes are too f * cking scary!"”
"Oh." Sui Yuan took the clothes and changed.
"By the way, Uncle, can I go and see Yang Xiaomi? I'm sorry about this. I'll go apologize.”
"You'd better not go." Uncle waved his hands." She was just rescued. If you go, won't we be working for nothing?”
"Alright then." Sui Yuan shrugged, then wrote down his phone number and handed it to Uncle.
"It's not appropriate for me to stay here either. I'll leave first. Please give my number to Yang Xiaomi. If there are any problems, ask him to contact me.”
Uncle took the phone and looked deeply at Sui Yuan." You have a good heart, but you're a little clumsy."”
"Alright, I'll help you pass it on. Then you can do as you please. I still have work to do.”
With that, Uncle left.
Sui Yuan packed up his White Impermanence costume and was ready to leave.
However, as soon as he went out, he saw the old man who was so scared that he peed his pants asking Uncle.
"Xiao Li, I just have a little high blood pressure. I won't die, right?”
"I just went to your dormitory to get some water. Why was White Impermanence waiting for me there?”
Sui Yuan saw that she was frightened by him. He walked forward and wanted to explain.
"Sir, look who I am."
Eh?
The patient's eyes widened, and his pupils dilated rapidly. Then…
Caw!
Uncle was speechless.
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Save them!"
"I really f * cking admire you. Hurry up and leave!”
Sui Yuan was speechless.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 Surprise Points.
……
By the time Sui Yuan returned to his rented apartment, it was already past three in the morning.
This day really tormented Sui Yuan. His mobile phone had run out of battery. Lying in bed, he still had lingering fears.
"What are you doing?"
"The things that happened tonight were more exciting than the things that happened in the previous 23 years.”
"I'm just an ordinary person. Why would I experience this?”
"Could it be because of…the system?"
Thinking of this, Sui Yuan quickly checked his cheat in his mind.
Ever since the awakening of the system, Sui Yuan had not checked it properly.
He opened his attribute panel.
It was a very simple message.
Host: Sui Yuan.
[Age: 23]
[Stamina: 10]
[Energy: 10]
[Ability: 10]
The average value of the above data was 10.
[Appearance: 88 (Highest value is 100, average value is 50)]
Surprise Points: 120
After looking at his attribute panel, Sui Yuan did not have any emotional fluctuations.
He was an ordinary person to begin with. It was already good enough for his data to be average.
Only her looks could make him secretly happy.
At least his looks were above average.
In addition, Sui Yuan's attention was more focused on the surprise value.
"Previously, the system mentioned that surprise points can be used for the lottery, right?”
"Can I draw my 120 points?”
After pondering for a while, Sui Yuan wanted to give it a try." System, draw.”
Ding! The host has consumed 100 surprise points to activate the scrap iron lottery.
Scrap iron lottery?
What the f * ck did this mean?
Hearing this name, it shouldn't be any better, right?
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a nine-handed van, worth 5000 dollars.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill grappling.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the surprise life progress bar.
Eh?
Hearing the system prompt, Sui Yuan was a little puzzled.
He could understand the van and the grappling technique, but what the hell was this surprise life progress bar?
The system did not give any additional explanation. It only added a progress bar at the end of the attribute panel.
At present, Sui Yuan's progress bar was 10%, and there was a small note at the end.
The higher the surprise bar, the more exciting the host's life.
"What the hell? I think my life is quite exciting.”
"Could it be that an ordinary life is not exciting?”
Sui Yuan complained, but he didn't bother to pay attention to it. He charged his phone, then fell asleep on the pillow.
After a busy day, Sui Yuan was really a little tired after experiencing such stimulation.
However, Sui Yuan did not know that while he was sleeping, his live broadcast video had already fermented on the Internet...
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