In fact, it was normal for future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to be a little awkward when they met for the first time. However, Sui Yuan's mother's awkwardness was a little special.
However, Sui Yuan's mother was not an ordinary person after all. She relied on her innate humor to not only successfully ease the awkwardness, but also make Yang Xiaomi giggle.
Looking at Yang Xiaomi, who was laughing so hard, Sui Yuan really admired his mother. He was forced to be funny, but his mother's humor was genuine.
"Hehehe." Yang Xiaomi smiled. She held Sui Yuan's mother's hand affectionately and said with a smile,""Auntie, it's really nice chatting with you.”
"You know, our line of work is very tiring. We run around every day. I haven't been so happy in a long time.”
Sui Yuan's mother was also very happy." Come more often in the future. The cooking auntie may not be good, but the humorous auntie is serious.”
"Auntie also likes your daughter. She's beautiful, educated, and capable.”
"Sigh, that brat of mine must have accumulated a lot of good deeds in his previous life to be able to find such a good girlfriend like you in this life.”
Sui Yuan's mother liked Yang Xiaomi from the bottom of her heart. After all, she was an old woman. She valued her affinity with her and was sure that it was her at first glance.
Yang Xiaomi naturally had the intention to get along with Sui Yuan, but she was a little shy when Sui Yuan's mother said it out loud.
"Auntie, try the nutrition products I brought. I'll go to the bathroom to touch up my makeup and come back to chat with you.”
"Alright, alright, go ahead."
Yang Xiaomi stood up and bowed slightly to Sui Yuan's mother. She blushed and stole a glance at Sui Yuan before walking to the bathroom.
After watching Yang Xiaomi enter the bathroom, Sui Yuan's mother immediately went to Sui Yuan's side and said excitedly,""Son, how is it? Was his mother amazing? I'm about to get it for you."
"Brat, you have to put in more effort. Mom has taken a fancy to this daughter.”
"Look at her big butt. She must be very fertile. Mom dreams of having grandchildren.”
Sui Yuan was extremely helpless. He smiled bitterly and said,""Mom, what are you saying?”
"Look at how scared she is. She even hid in the bathroom.”
"Also, what kind of criteria are you using? Is there any scientific basis?"
Sui Yuan's mother pursed her lips." Who cares if it has any scientific basis? It's an old saying that has been passed down for hundreds of years. It must make sense.”
"Anyway, I don't care. You have to take her down quickly, or I won't let you off!”
Sui Yuan couldn't persuade his mother, so he could only change the topic." Let's talk about serious matters. Mom, what are you doing here this time?”
"It can't be that it's just to celebrate my nephew's birthday and come over to visit me, right?”
As the saying went, there was no mother better than a son. Sui Yuan knew his mother's character very well.
Although her mother was eloquent, she was actually a shut-in. She could chat with the women in the village in her hometown, but it was difficult for her to leave her hometown and go out for a walk.
She and her sister had asked her to come to the capital many times, but she had found all kinds of reasons to refuse.
Sui Yuan's mother pursed her lips." How can you say that? I'm here to celebrate my grandson's birthday. Isn't it official business to visit my son?”
"Of course, other than these two things, there are two more things.”
"First, I've settled my pension. I have to go to the Imperial Capital Bank to settle it.”
"Second, I want to go to Xiangshan to fulfill my wish.”
Sui Yuan was stunned." I know about your pension, but what the hell is a vow?”
"Mom, what did you wish for?"
"What wish can I make? I'll ask for a marriage for you.”His mother rolled her eyes in annoyance." I've been worried sick about you every day.”
"I'm already so old, but I still have to climb the Fragrant Mountain. I'm almost exhausted.”
Sui Yuan was even more puzzled." When did you climb the Fragrant Mountain? What's going on?"
His mother explained.
A few months ago, a fortune-teller came to his hometown. It was said that he was very good at fortune-telling. His mother and a few women from the same village went to join in the fun.
The fortune-teller told his mother that Sui Yuan's marriage was in her hands, and asked her to go to Xiangshan to ask for something she liked.
Pots, bowls, ladles, bricks, tiles, anything was fine. He would be invited back to worship for three months. Then, Sui Yuan's marriage would be completed.
After listening to his mother's explanation, Sui Yuan smiled bitterly and said,""Mom, do you believe in such superstitious things?”
"What feudal superstition?" Sui Yuan's mother said unhappily," How accurate is his calculation? I haven't even fulfilled my wish, and you've already found a girlfriend."”
"Alright, alright." Sui Yuan didn't want to argue with his mother on this matter.
After all, the older generation was quite afraid of gods and ghosts. Anyway, his mother did not believe in them. Even if she had some thoughts, Sui Yuan did not need to take it seriously.
"Mom, what did you invite back? I'll return it to you when I have time.”
"You're already so old. Climbing the mountain is too dangerous. Besides, you're doing this for me. I should be more devout if I go.”
Sui Yuan's mother nodded." That makes sense. Go ahead. Wait, I'll get it for you."”
Then, Sui Yuan's mother took the mysterious thing from the TV cabinet.
It was a wooden tablet the size of a computer screen.
Sui Yuan took it and was shocked." Mom, is this what you like?”
"Isn't your eye affinity too strange?”
As he spoke, Sui Yuan showed the wooden token.
There were two lines of black words on it.
Peeing and defecating are strictly prohibited here.
Violators will be fined 50 yuan!
His mother did not think much of it." What's wrong? Can't I just look at things and see them?”
Sui Yuanzhen was speechless. When he thought of how his mother had worshiped this thing for three months, he wanted to kill that fortune-teller.
"Mom, where is the fortune-teller? I'll go find him and ask him!" Sui Yuan gritted his teeth.
Sui Yuan's mother scratched her head." I don't agree with him now."”
"I heard a while ago that the fortune-teller lost a battle with an expert.”
"That expert defeated the fortune teller with a big yellow dog.”
"This matter has spread throughout our village. We admire that expert to death and want to pay our respects!”
Eh?
Sui Yuan was stunned.
Why did this plot sound so familiar?
The netizens in the live broadcast room could not hold it in anymore.
Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Who would have thought that there would be a follow-up to that incident!
No, I can't laugh anymore. Auntie, take a closer look. The expert who used dog fighting magic is right in front of you!
Host, tell me the truth. Is this the script? If it's not the script, why is it so funny? It's such a coincidence. I can't stop laughing.
Hahaha, I think auntie is more interesting. What are you thinking of asking for a warning sign as an offering!
No, no, I can't laugh anymore.
At this time, Sui Yuan also remembered.
Hehe, that's good. So I took revenge a few days ago.
Now that he thought about it, he should have asked the golden retriever to give that fortune-teller a good beating.
"Alright, Mom. I'll go to Xiangshan in the next two days to pay you back.”
No matter how the swindler took the photos, Sui Yuan still had to do what his mother told him to do.
"Fragrant Hill? Who wants to go to Xiangshan?"
"I'm going to Xiangshan tomorrow too. There's a production team that invited me to make a guest appearance.”
Yang Xiaomi walked over from the bathroom and said with a smile.
Sui Yuan hurriedly hid the wooden token. This matter was too awkward. It was better to be careful.
However, Sui Yuan's mother didn't care at all and told Yang Xiaomi directly.
Yang Xiaomi almost burst out laughing when she heard that.
"Hehehe, Sui Yuan didn't expect such a coincidence!”
"Tell me the truth. Do you have any special identity? Otherwise, how could you catch that liar?”
Sui Yuan's face darkened." Can you stop? I'm really depressed."
"What are you guys talking about?"”
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 Surprise Points!
……
After chatting for a while, Yang Xiaomi went back. After all, it was too late now.
After sending Yang Xiaomi off, Sui Yuan and his mother went to rest.
The next morning.
Sui Yuan rode out on his long-lost electric tricycle. He was going to settle his mother's pension.
Before he left, his mother reminded him," Remember to buy a kitchen knife.”
Sui Yuan was puzzled." Don't we have kitchen knives at home?”
"I cut the cake yesterday."”
Sui Yuan was speechless.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were very excited when they saw Sui Yuan riding an electric three-wheeled motorcycle.
Hahaha, the three-wheeled motorcycle has appeared again. There will definitely be a good show today.
I think so too. Hurry, hurry up, streamer. Hurry up and go out. We're waiting to watch a good show!
Hahaha, if nothing unexpected happened, something unexpected was about to happen.
Looking at the teasing bullet screen in the live broadcast room, Sui Yuan pursed his lips. There was no need to watch so many good shows.
I've already fixed the electric tricycle.
Hmph, I'll definitely disappoint you today.
Sui Yuan snorted and ignored his fans. He rode his electric tricycle forward.
Just as he was waiting for the traffic light, an electric bike whizzed past him.
Sui Yuan was shocked.
Before Sui Yuan could come back to his senses, an uncle jumped into his car and shouted,""Chase! Chase after the electric bike in front!"
Sui Yuan turned around and was stunned. It was an acquaintance again. Uncle, it's you again!”
Uncle was also stunned when he saw Sui Yuan. He was silent for a few seconds and said faintly,""Is it too late for me to get off now?”
Of course, he was in no hurry.
"Uncle, hold on tight!" Sui Yuan shouted and twisted the electric switch. The tricycle rushed out in an instant...
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