Yang Xiaomi's " Dad " not only shocked Sui Yuan, but also the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Dad? F * ck! Streamer, what kind of luck is this?
Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I really can't laugh anymore. A random old man is actually my future father-in-law. Streamer, you're really the best!
Streamer, I advise you to run. Father-in-law and son-in-law are archenemies. If you do this again, I'm afraid you won't be able to live if you're late.
God streamer, god luck, I'm really f * cking convinced!
In the living room.
Yang Xiaomi and her father sat on the sofa, while Sui Yuan took a chair and sat opposite them. He lowered his head and rubbed his hands like a primary school student who had made a mistake.
Yang Xiaomi's father glared at him angrily.
The atmosphere was extremely awkward. It was even more awkward than Yang Xiaomi meeting Sui Yuan's mother.
Sui Yuan really wanted to escape from here.
This was too f * cking embarrassing. Who would have thought that there would be such a coincidence in this world?
Yang Xiaomi looked at Sui Yuan and then at her father. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
Sui Yuan almost died of anger.
Boss, do you have any humanity? I'm already like this, and you're still laughing?
Yang Xiaomi also felt Sui Yuan's resentful gaze. She waved her hand repeatedly and smiled."I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold it in.”
"I really didn't expect that the two of you would meet for the first time in such a way.”
"I didn't expect that the old man you mentioned would be my father.”
"Hahaha…"
"But Sui Yuan, don't worry. My dad is not such a petty person. It's all a misunderstanding.”
"Right, Dad?" Yang Xiaomi held her father's arm and acted coquettishly.
Father Yang rolled his eyes helplessly." Mimi, where did you find such a weirdo?”
"I picked it up when I was drunk," Yang Xiaomi said with a smile.”
Eh?
Sui Yuan rolled his eyes and thought, I picked you up!
However, Sui Yuan was not in the mood to argue with Yang Xiaomi. He stood up and apologized to Father Yang."I'm sorry, Uncle. I really didn't do it on purpose.”
"My phone is infected with a virus. It's making a sound on its own. I can't stop it.”
Father Yang rolled his eyes resentfully." If an apology is useful, why do we still need the police?”
"I've lived for sixty years in vain, and now I've fallen into your hands.”
" If you were a girl, I'd accept it, but you're a f * cking boy. You want me to…"
Sui Yuan was also depressed. I'm a man. Is it my fault?
"Alright, alright, Dad." Seeing that her father was not going to let her go, Yang Xiaomi pouted." He has already apologized. Why is he still not done yet?!"”
"Sui Yuan did not do it on purpose. His luck has always been like this.”
"If you don't believe me, take a look."
As she spoke, Yang Xiaomi showed Father Yang a video of Sui Yuan's live broadcast.
At first, Father Yang didn't pay much attention to it and only glanced at it. However, with this glance, his gaze couldn't move away.
After reading it, Father Yang looked at Sui Yuan in disbelief." What kind of luck is this? It's too strange. How did you live to this age?”
Sui Yuan was speechless.
"I'm really embarrassed to say it. Perhaps I've been unlucky recently.”
"Don't, don't." Father Yang hurriedly interrupted Sui Yuan." I should be the one thanking you."”
"After watching the video, I realized that you were showing mercy to me!”
"At least I wasn't pinned to the toilet door by you when I was running away.”
Hahaha, f * ck, Yang Xiaomi's father is also a joke maker!
Uncle, you're right. Sui Yuan did show mercy to you. Otherwise, you'd either be crippled or have a broken leg. It's not like you're half-paralyzed, hahaha!
Father Yang understood the ways of the world.
F * ck, I'm dying of laughter. Why is a streamer's life so exciting!
After the misunderstanding was resolved, the atmosphere in the room eased up a lot.
Father Yang looked at Sui Yuan and then at his daughter, Yang Xiaomi, and seemed to understand something.
"It's almost dinner time. Let's have dinner here.”
Hearing Father Yang's words, Sui Yuan was a little flattered. He didn't expect that not only did he not die, but he could also get a free meal.
She hurriedly nodded." Alright, I'll listen to your arrangements."”
Yang Xiaomi was also very happy." I'll go prepare then."”
"Let me go." Father Yang stood up and walked into the kitchen with Yang Xiaomi.
Sui Yuan didn't know what to do. He looked around and saw that the ground was a little dirty. He didn't think much and picked up the mop to wipe it.
In the kitchen, Yang Xiaomi and Father Yang secretly looked at Sui Yuan. Seeing Sui Yuan pick up the mop to mop the floor, Yang Xiaomi asked happily,""How is it, Dad? He's not bad, right?”
Father Yang pursed his lips." Sweeping the floor is good enough! Wouldn't the street cleaners become saints?”
"Dad!" Yang Xiaomi glared at Father Yang resentfully.
Father Yang said helplessly," Alright, alright. This kid's character is indeed not bad. He's also quite good-looking. He's just a little silly."”
"Hehe, so you agree?”Yang Xiaomi smiled and winked at Father Yang.
"Agree to what?" Father Yang pouted." I didn't say anything."”
"It's not that easy to marry my precious daughter.”
"I still have to test him."
After saying that, Father Yang turned around proudly and began to cook.
Yang Xiaomi knew her father very well. If her father could say this, he had already given Sui Yuan a chance.
Alright, there's hope when there's a chance. The next step will depend on Sui Yuan.
Yang Xiaomi smiled and prepared to help Father Yang.
However, at this moment, she received a call.
"Hello? What was that? Are we going over now?"
"Alright, alright."
"It's no trouble, no trouble at all. Look at what you're saying, Director Zhang. We're friends, so it's only right for us to help each other out.”
"Alright, I'll go over now."
Father Yang turned his head and looked at Yang Xiaomi." What? Is there something else?"
Yang Xiaomi said helplessly," Xiangshan has a production team that wants me to make a guest appearance. It was originally changed to tomorrow, but they changed their mind and insisted that I go over now."”
Father Yang also knew the uniqueness of Yang Xiaomi's work, so he didn't say much.
"Take care of yourself."
"Yes, don't worry." With that, Yang Xiaomi looked at Sui Yuan in the living room.
"Dad, what about him?"
Father Yang raised his eyebrows." Why? Afraid that I'll give him face? Make things difficult for him?"
"Don't worry, I'm not that petty.”
"It just so happens that I'll take this opportunity to observe him. Don't worry about it.”
"If you dare to stop me, don't blame me for making things difficult for you.”
Yang Xiaomi nodded with a bitter smile." Alright, then be careful. I'll leave first."”
After leaving the kitchen and coming to the living room, Yang Xiaomi looked at Sui Yuan and said with some embarrassment,""Sui Yuan, the production team called and asked me to rush over now.”
Eh? Sui Yuan was stunned." Then I'll accompany you?"”
"No need, no need. You can stay at home and have dinner with my dad.”
What? Sui Yuan's eyes widened in surprise." I'll accompany your dad for dinner? Just me?"
"Is this appropriate?"
"What's inappropriate about it?" Father Yang stuck his head out and said with a dark face,"You don't want to?"
Sui Yuan hurriedly smiled apologetically." I'm willing, I'm willing, of course I'm willing. It's my honor to accompany Uncle to eat."”
"Hmph, that's more like it." Father Yang snorted and turned around to return to the kitchen.
"Alright, you guys stay here. I'm leaving.”With that, Yang Xiaomi picked up her bag and was about to leave.
Sui Yuan hurriedly stopped him." Boss, are you really…really leaving like this?”
"What else?" Yang Xiaomi raised her eyebrows. She looked at the nervous Sui Yuan and smiled."Don't worry, my dad isn't that scary.”
"But…"
"But what?" Without waiting for Sui Yuan to finish, Yang Xiaomi interrupted him." I helped you meet Auntie before. Now that you're here, you're not willing?”
" This..." Sui Yuan was speechless by Yang Xiaomi. He could only grit his teeth and nod." Alright."”
"Hehe, that's more like it. I wish you all a pleasant time.”Yang Xiaomi smiled and waved her hand, then walked out.
The moment Yang Xiaomi closed the door, Sui Yuan swallowed awkwardly.
Pleasant?
It would be strange if it could be happy!
What was going on? Big Mimi actually left? Wouldn't that leave the streamer alone with her future father-in-law?
Hahaha, I knew there would be a good show.
Streamer, don't be a coward. Show me your strength, hahaha."
When love rivals meet, their eyes turn red. If I can stop eating this meal, I'll write my surname backwards!
Hahaha, I can't wait to see what happens next.
Sui Yuan sat alone in the living room, feeling a bit like he was sitting on pins and needles. He wanted to go to the kitchen to help, but he didn't dare to.
After hesitating, he could only sit there in a daze.
After some time, Father Yang came out with the dishes.
Seeing this, Sui Yuan hurried to help.
Father Yang stopped him." There's no need. It's just these two dishes. Come, cook it."”
"Oh." Sui Yuan was very obedient and sat opposite Father Yang.
Father Yang looked at Sui Yuan and said softly,""You came in a hurry, so I didn't prepare anything.”
"Just make do."
"It's quite good. Uncle, you've been tired.”
Looking at the tomato scrambled egg and egg scrambled tomato on the table, Sui Yuan didn't feel any dissatisfaction.
He was just a little puzzled. Why did he have to make two identical dishes?
If they were afraid that it would not be enough, couldn't they just stir-fry a little more?
Father Yang smiled slightly." Why? Can't understand the meaning of these two dishes?”
Eh? Did these two dishes have any other meanings? Sui Yuan was a little confused.
"Hehe, this dish." Father Yang pointed at one of them and chuckled,"You're the tomato, I'm the egg, and you're frying me. It's just like on the bus.”
Sui Yuan was speechless.
"This dish." Father Yang pointed to another dish." I'm the tomato, you're the egg, and I'll fry you, just like at this moment."”
"Do you understand?"
F * ck! Uncle is awesome! There was something to it. Two dishes explained their relationship clearly.
Hahaha, it's starting, it's starting. I like this kind of plot.
Uncle, if you say yes, please don't do it! The streamer knew how to capture.
Streamer: " What the f * ck are you talking about? I don't understand!" I can endure this grievance because I just learned how to grapple, hahaha!
You fire me, I fire you? Why did he want to curse?
The netizens were speechless.
Hearing Father Yang's words, Sui Yuan also felt the danger signal, but he couldn't say anything and could only smile apologetically.
At this moment, Father Yang took out a bottle of 56-alcohol Maotai and placed it on the table.
Sui Yuan was stunned and blinked his eyes in confusion.
"Do you know who this bottle of wine represents?”Father Yang asked as he held the wine bottle.
"Hens." Sui Yuan shook his head.
"This is my daughter, Mimi!" Father Yang smiled and said," Whether these two dishes can become one dish depends on my daughter."”
"Come, drink!"
As he spoke, Father Yang opened the bottle of wine and poured it out. He asked Sui Yuan as he poured it.
"Can you drink it?"
Sui Yuan shook his head repeatedly." I can't drink. Last time I had two drinks with the boss, I rode an ostrich on the road for half a night and was caught by five or six police cars.”
Father Yang was stunned, as if he didn't understand.
However, that was not important.
"Hehe, it's easy if you can't drink it.”
What? Sui Yuan was stunned. Is he planning to make me drunk?
That's right, Father Yang did have this plan.
This was the first time they had met. Father Yang didn't know how to test Sui Yuan, so he could only use the old method.
As the saying goes, wine and character. If one could still maintain etiquette after drinking too much, then their character would not be too bad.
It was just that Father Yang's alcohol tolerance wasn't very good. He could drink about seven to eight drinks.
Therefore, he asked Sui Yuan to confirm it.
"Come." Father Yang held his wine glass and extended it to Sui Yuan.
Sui Yuan held the wine glass and smiled bitterly." Uncle, I really can't drink it. The alcohol content is too high. I'm a little..."
"Then let's drink less. Let's do it!”
Pa! After clinking glasses, Father Yang drank two taels of white wine in one gulp.
Sui Yuanzhi felt his scalp go numb, but since the elders had already drunk it, how could he not drink it?
Sui Yuan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. He directly swallowed two taels of white wine.
That's right, he didn't drink it, he swallowed it.
He had to swallow it, Sui Yuan really couldn't drink it!
It was not easy for him to swallow it. Before Sui Yuan could react, Father Yang filled it up again.
"Come, continue."
Sui Yuan waved his hand repeatedly." Uncle, let's slow down."”
"Slow down. Okay, cheers!"
Sui Yuan was speechless.
In less than 20 minutes, the two bottles of 56-degree alcohol were finished.
Good heavens, one jin per person!
Father Yang was already drunk and dazed. Looking at Sui Yuan again, he was actually fine?
Sui Yuan himself couldn't believe it.
I drank so much, and I'm actually fine?
Could it be that he was drinking fake wine?
That's not right. If it was fake wine, why couldn't Father Yang sit still?
Sui Yuan glanced at Father Yang. At this time, Father Yang was already practicing the Monkey Fist on the chair. He was swaying from side to side as if he could fall down at any time.
In fact, Sui Yuan did not know that his god-level self-recovery skill had the function of detoxification.
He drank the 56-alcohol white wine so quickly that his skill detected the alcohol as poison and it disintegrated.
Looking at the tottering Father Yang, Sui Yuan was very worried and hurriedly asked,""Uncle, are you alright?"
"Me? Of course I'm fine, hahaha." Father Yang suddenly laughed and grabbed Sui Yuan's hand.
"Brother! I haven't drunk so much in a long time.”
"You're a good brother."
"Don't worry, I'll leave my daughter in your hands. In the future, you'll be her uncle, and she'll be your wife!”
"You guys live well!"
Sui Yuan was stunned. What the hell was this?
The netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again.
F * ck, streamer, you're awesome! The first time they met, he had already made his future father-in-law drink too much.
Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. It's quite interesting for Uncle to drink too much! You're her uncle, and she's your wife. What kind of seniority is this?
Something's not right! I remember that the host's alcohol tolerance is very poor! The last time he drank a little with Big Mimi, he became drunk and rode an ostrich. This time, he drank a pound of high-alcohol white wine, and he was actually fine?
F * ck! Wasn't this grandson pretending last time? To please Big Mimi?
F * ck! Streamer, you're too scheming! I despise you!
Sui Yuan didn't have the time to care about the netizens in the live broadcast room. He walked over and helped Father Yang, who was about to fall.
"Uncle, you drank too much."
"Don't joke around. Your daughter is my boss, and I'm just a security guard.”
"I can't afford to marry your daughter."
When Father Yang heard that, he was anxious." What did you say? You're my younger brother. How can I make you unable to get a wife? Just you wait!"
Father Yang swung his hand and staggered into the bedroom.
Not long after, he staggered out again with a pile of documents in his hands.
"Here, brother, this is all my money. I'll give you three houses, four bank cards, and the paperwork for five or six luxury cars!”
"I don't believe that I can't marry Yang Xiaomi with so many things!”
Sui Yuan: "?!"
F * ck! This father-in-law was too awesome. He used his own wealth to marry his daughter to his son-in-law?
Sob, sob, sob, I'm so jealous that I'm crying. Is there such a father-in-law? Give me a stack!
He was furious! Streamer, you're really a dog basket! Not only did he get Big Mimi's favor, but he also let his father-in-law marry off all his family assets. I'm so jealous!
Sob, sob, sob. I'm here to find happiness, not to be stimulated.
The netizens were speechless.
Weng weng weng.
At this moment, Yang Xiaomi called.
"Hey, Sui Yuan, are you guys okay? Did my dad make things difficult for you?“
Sui Yuan smiled bitterly." It's not difficult. It's just that your father gave me the family property!"”
"What?"
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