……
He was most afraid of a sudden silence.
The room was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
In the end.
Jiang Xiaobai broke the silence first," Congratulations, you don't have to die."
The photographer was speechless.
…
After supper.
The three of them watched TV in the living room.
He was bored.
Jiang Xiaobai took the initiative to find a topic.
"Miss, what do you do for a living?”
"Lawyer," replied Luo Xiaoran.
As soon as he said this.
Jiang Xiaobai subconsciously exchanged glances with the cameraman.
At this moment.
The two of them remembered their criminal identities at the same time.
"What a coincidence."
"I happen to have a few legal questions. Can you help me answer them?" Jiang Xiaobai said.”
"Go ahead and ask. There's nothing I don't know.”
Luo Xiaoran looked innocent.
"Then I'll ask."
Jiang Xiaobai organized his words and said,""Excuse me…I got my good brother drunk and then fed him sh * t. Is this illegal?”
“？？？”
Luo Xiaoran couldn't help but be stunned.”
This question touched on her blind spot.
However, this was not the end.
Jiang Xiaobai continued to ask questions.
…
"Is a pregnant woman beating someone up considered a gang fight?"
"Is it illegal for my mother to be pregnant with me for ten months?”
"On the road, I met a woman and forced me to do that with her. I didn't agree.”
"If I'm sentenced to death and kill the person who killed me during the execution, is that considered self-defense?”
"If a police officer goes to a barbershop to get a haircut, is it considered assaulting a police officer if the hairdresser goes there?”
“……”
Blablab
Luo Xiaoran was completely stunned.
The cameraman was speechless.!”
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
…
(Slamming the table and laughing maniacally) Damn it…Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard that my face is cramping!
'Good heavens, what kind of brain damage is this? Can a human really think of it?'
[(Covering her mouth) She definitely wouldn't be able to find out if she hadn't had cerebral hemorrhage for ten years.]
The young lady fell into deep thought…
--!!! My CPU is about to burn up, and I can't tell if a pregnant woman beating someone up is considered a group beating!!!
I don't know if it's illegal to feed his brother that, but when his brother sobers up, his brother will definitely break the law. (Dog Head)
Wait a minute! Wasn't the cameraman Jiang Xiaobai's good brother? Could it be…
…Ah, this, photographer, run, or you'll be fed sh * t!
…
To be honest.
Luo Xiaoran felt that her intelligence had been insulted.
He did not come back to his senses for a moment.
"Are these questions very difficult?" Jiang Xiaobai was puzzled. Why aren't you answering me?"
Luo Xiaoran was speechless.
"Don't make things difficult for Little Sister."
The photographer spoke up and saved Luo Xiaoran from her speechlessness.
However, immediately after.
He also asked a question.
The difference was that he asked in a more serious manner.
"If someone you know defends you, is there a discount?"”
"Of course!"
Luo Xiaoran changed the topic." But I just became a lawyer not long ago. I've only fought three lawsuits in total."”
"How's your battle record?"
Jiang Xiaobai interrupted.
Luo Xiaoran said," The first one is that we were sentenced to death, and I pleaded not guilty.”
"What was the result?"
"Lost the lawsuit…"
"What about the second one?"
Luo Xiaoran said seriously," In the second lawsuit, we were charged with life imprisonment. I defended my sentence."”
"Amazing!"
The photographer knew nothing but praise.
Luo Xiaoran smiled embarrassedly.
Jiang Xiaobai was speechless.
The photographer was speechless.
"Don't tell me you've never won a lawsuit before?”
"That's not it."
Luo Xiaoran was unhappy when she heard someone question her professional level.
"Who said that? I won the third lawsuit!”
"Oh?"
Jiang Xiaobai raised an eyebrow.
Luo Xiaoran told him what happened.
"The plaintiffs demand compensation of 200,000 yuan!”
She paused for a moment and said happily,"With my hard work, the court has made a ruling and the fine is exempted!" Change our sentence to fifteen years in prison!”
Jiang Xiaobai: "???"
The cameraman: "???"
…
The live broadcast room was filled with laughter.
Whoever can hold back their laughter loses.
Hahaha, whoever hired such a lawyer to help with the lawsuit was really unlucky.
[I'll laugh to death. I could have solved this with 200,000 yuan, but I had to step on a sewing machine for 15 years.]
Yazi, who felt that the lady didn't look very smart.
It would be interesting if he married this girl.
…
Although this battle record sounded tragic.
However, the photographer asked with his last hope,""If…I mean, if I rob a bank and ask you to help me fight a lawsuit, do you think the chances of winning are high?”
Luo Xiaoran pondered for a moment.
"That depends on how much money you robbed. If the amount is huge, the minimum sentence is life imprisonment. But don't worry, if I work hard, I might be able to help you get the death penalty and let you escape as soon as possible.”
“……”
"I think you should forget about asking her for help."”
"Agreed."
……
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