……
In the live broadcast room.
The audience was cursing!
——【66666~~~】
[(Laughing and crying) You're really something. After paying back, you snatched the money back.]
[I take back what I said earlier. This robber has some conscience, but not much!]
- - (Dog Head)
(Covering his mouth and crying) The bald man started to doubt his life.
Didn't he see that he was dumbfounded? Hahaha.
Big Brother's move was really clear about the flow of funds.
——【……】
…
Everyone in the live broadcast room was clapping and cheering.
The bald man was completely dumbfounded.
Subconsciously.
"This money…didn't you just return it to me on behalf of the girl?" he asked.”
"Yeah,"
Jiang Xiaobai nodded and said seriously,""I volunteered to help her pay back the money, but as a robber, it's my professional ethics to rob your money. Is there anything wrong with that?”
"Yes…"
Kaka.
This was the sound of a replica gun being loaded.
"Of course there's nothing wrong with it!" The bald man quickly corrected himself.”
He was clearly extremely aggrieved, but he did not dare to resist.
Jiang Xiaobai glanced at the cameraman and commanded,""What are you waiting for? Go get the money.”
"Alright!"
Jiang Xiaobai's operation just now was indeed beautiful, and the photographer felt very satisfied.
"Bring you here!"
He walked over and snatched the money from the bald man.
In the next second.
The photographer was stunned.
It seemed like…something was wrong?
F * ck!
When did I become this guy's accomplice?
At this moment.
The girl who had wanted to die just now suddenly reminded him,"Someone called the police! You two should run!"
She inadvertently caught sight of a man beside her calling the police.
For girls.
What robber? She only knew that this handsome boy had done her a favor.
He was a good person.
Hence, she hurriedly informed Jiang Xiaobai.
"Thank you! We'll meet again in the future!"
Jiang Xiaobai thanked the girl and hurriedly left the bank with the photographer.
A few minutes later.
The police who received the call rushed to the scene.
Unfortunately, it was too late…
…
The two of them ran two miles.
They arrived at a safe zone.
The photographer finally came to his senses.
He stopped in his tracks, took off the hair on his head, and threw it into the trash can by the roadside.
"We're done for, we're dead."”
"Don't be afraid. Don't you still have me with you?”
Jiang Xiaobai said from the side.
What he got in return was the photographer's sad gaze."Brother, we don't have any grudges, right?”
"No, I haven't."
"Then why did you have to bring me along when you were courting death?”
"Then who should I bring?"
"After all, there's no one else besides you by my side."”
The photographer was speechless.
He was really unlucky to have such a crazy contestant.
He became a robber.
Where was the reasoning?
With a sad expression, he took out his phone and fiddled with it.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Xiaobai went over to take a look.
What greeted his eyes was the search interface.
The photographer was searching:
"How long will you be sentenced for robbing a bank of 100,000 yuan? Can you give me a lighter sentence if I surrender?"
Popularity 1 1 1 1 1…
Popularity 1 1 1 1 1…
…
- Ah, this…the photographer is very self-aware.
Don't be in a hurry to turn yourself in. I still want to see how long these two can hide without being caught by the police.
'Speaking of which, I have a question that I'm curious about. What if I'm caught on the way to turn myself in? Was this considered surrendering? (Dog Head)
- Well... why not?
…
After a mental struggle.
The photographer made a decision." Brother, I plan to turn myself in, so I advise you to do the same."”
"Let's put aside the surrender first."
Jiang Xiaobai waved his hand.
Then, he took out the 100,000 yuan from his pocket and said seriously,"According to the rules, I have already succeeded in the challenge, right? Quickly call the director and ask him where to get the bonus.”
The photographer fell silent.
He looked at Jiang Xiaobai with a complicated expression for a long time before he said,""Brother, you're really big-hearted! At a time like this, you're still thinking about the bonus. Aren't you afraid that you'll die spending it?”
"Let me tell you a secret."
Jiang Xiaobai hooked his finger and waited for the cameraman to come closer before he said,""I actually have a mental illness certificate from a doctor. It's not illegal for a mental illness to kill someone, you know? It's the same principle for robbing a bank…"
"F * ck!"
The photographer was on the verge of a mental breakdown." All this while, you dragged me to rob a bank. In the end, nothing happened to you, but I went in, right?”
Jiang Xiaobai did not say anything.
The photographer fell into deep thought.
After a while.
He said faintly," F * ck you. I don't want to live anymore. Shoot me!"”
Jiang Xiaobai (smiling face): This is a toy gun."
The live broadcast room: " Pfft!!!"
…
(Covering her mouth and crying) Although it's rude, I really want to laugh.
The cameraman's mentality had exploded!
I hereby announce that the greatest injustice of 2022 has been born! (Dog Head)
[Photographer: The Clown is actually me?]
"-233333~" I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Contestant number 8 is really too interesting. Unfortunately, if he gets caught, he won't be able to watch such an interesting live broadcast.
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