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Jiang Xiaobai and the cameraman sat in a taxi.
The driver was a big man from the northeast.
The journey was long.
As the car drove, they passed by a familiar bank.
At this moment.
The bored driver took the initiative to start a conversation with the two people in the back seat.
"Did you hear? This bank was robbed this morning!”
As soon as he said this.
The cameraman straightened his body reflexively.“!!!”
On the contrary, Jiang Xiaobai was calm and replied with a smile,""I heard that there were two robbers.”
"Yes, yes, yes."
The driver continued," One of them is big and burly. He's ugly and makes me want to vomit just by looking at him. The other one is said to be very thin. His mouth is crooked and his eyes are slanted. His face is pale as if he has kidney deficiency.”
Jiang Xiaobai: "???"
The cameraman: "???"
"Let me ask."
"Where did you hear all this from?" Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but ask.”
Hearing this.
The driver was instantly excited." I have a friend who works as a security guard here. He told me all this. He said that these two robbers are extremely vicious and have guns in their hands. They will shoot people if they don't agree.”
Good fellow!
Jiang Xiao Bai frowned.
He immediately defended himself,"Your friend lied to you. One of the two robbers is handsome. He's 1.8 meters tall and has eight packs. He's loved by everyone.”
"You're right. I can testify!”
The photographer chimed in." The other one is not as good-looking as him. He speaks politely, has a pleasant voice, and has a bright smile. Most importantly, he is very caring. He often helps old ladies cross the road.”
While waiting for the traffic lights.
The driver turned around and looked at the two strange passengers in confusion.""How do you know so much?”
"Because I was at the scene of the robbery!" Jiang Xiaobai blinked.”
Popularity craze 1 1 1 1 1 1…
Popularity craze 1 1 1 1 1 1…
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-- The girl couldn't help but call him hubby when she saw him…(Covering her eyes)
(Covering her mouth and crying) I can't hold it in anymore. How can someone be so thick-skinned!
(quietly) How shameless…
[I f * cking…laughed until my stomach hurt, hahahahaha!] Help, help me call 120!
The driver would never have thought that the two robbers were talking to him.
[No. 8: I'm here. You can ask me anything. There's nothing I don't know.]
…
They arrived at their destination.
It was a one-stop massage.
Jiang Xiao Bai had arranged everything clearly.
After taking a shower, she lay on the bed.
While waiting for the masseuse to be in position.
They ate the fruit platter and chatted happily.
Jiang Xiaobai stuffed a piece of watermelon into his mouth and said,""By the way, I still don't know your name.”
"My surname is Luo. My name is Luo Xiang."
"Is this a coincidence? My surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang San."
"Wait!"
"Aren't you Jiang Xiaobai?" The photographer felt that something was wrong.”
"That's your name."
"Zhang San is my nickname. Thanks to my friends in Jianghu, they gave me a nickname." Jiang Xiaobai said seriously.”
"What nickname?"
"Outlaw fanatic!"
Luo Xiang: "???"
The live broadcast room was speechless.
…
-- This name was very suitable for this guy's character!
——【66666~~~】
---It sounded like torture…
This number 8 is too interesting, hahahahaha!
[I wonder when the police will catch this guy. I really hope it's a little slower. I haven't seen enough of his live broadcasts…]
Me too. I can't bear to see him get caught.
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He didn't know if it was because the business of this bathing center was booming.
The fruit platter was almost finished.
The masseuse had yet to appear.
The photographer was getting impatient.
Just as he was about to urge her.
In the next second.
He turned his head inadvertently.
With his sharp eyes, he caught sight of a beautiful lady with a hot figure and a beautiful face. She was sitting nearby with her long legs crossed and playing with her phone.
Good things should be shared.
The cameraman quickly nudged Jiang Xiaobai's elbow."" Brother, look! There's a beauty!"
"You just realized that I've been looking at it for a long time.”
"F * ck, you're eating for yourself!"
Jiang Xiaobai blushed.
However, he quickly returned to normal. He looked at the beauty with admiration again and muttered to himself,"They look alike, too alike!"
"Like what?" The photographer was confused.”
"Like my future wife!"”
The photographer was speechless.
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The audience in the live broadcast room was overjoyed.
[Le, what are you thinking!] (Dog Head)
If there were two peanuts, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
[Bro, wake up. Why are you having a sweet dream in broad daylight?]!
Brothers, wake him up with urine!
---Move aside, my pee is yellow, let me go first.
'If you have diabetes, don't let this kid taste the sweetness!'
Pfft! Each and every one of them is a talent. Sooner or later, I will be laughed to death in this live broadcast room.
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