"No, with such a loud noise, are you sure you can wash your hair here?”
"No, this noise, this frequency, are you sure this isn't a meat grinder??”
"My dear family, are you sure that we haven't entered a crime scene?”
"This doesn't look like a hair washing machine at all! Is it really not some kind of torture tool?"
"We're all educated people. You can't lie to us. This thing should have appeared in prison, right?”
"Why is the livestream getting closer and closer in a strange direction? Terrifying, it's too terrifying!”
"@ Yancheng Police,@ Yancheng Public Security,@ Chaoyang Public Security,@ Chaoyang Special Police, Streamer, I'm doing this for your own good. Be a good person after you go in (Hands in one)!”
At this moment, even the trolls and anti-fans in the live broadcast room were silent.
A chill ran down his spine. He couldn't help but ask himself, was it really the right choice to cause trouble in this live broadcast room?
Cheng Yicai didn't care too much. His heart and eyes were filled with this machine. He lay down on it excitedly and said excitedly,"Brothers, let's cut to the chase. I know everyone can't wait any longer, so I'll give you a demonstration!”
The comments suddenly changed.
"No, no, no, don't, don't, don't!”
"I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious. We'll take it slow.”
"You can do it! You can do it! I admit that you can wash your hair upside down! Was this still not enough? Come down first!"
"F * ck, he's really going to the execution ground? No, he's really going to this machine? Is it that hard?"
"I don't know if I'm going to fight or not. I only know that the host is a little excited right now! He has a problem, a big problem!"
"Once again, I doubt if this streamer's mental state is normal!”
……
The audience's hearts were on tenterhooks. They quickly sent bullet comments to stop Cheng Yi. Even the memes stopped playing.
It wasn't that he couldn't wash his hair upside down, but this machine looked too unreliable!
Even Douyu, who was watching the live broadcast, was hesitating whether to block his live broadcast.
However, the traffic here was too large, so he couldn't bear to part with it!
Cheng Yi didn't even look at the bullet screen and muttered,"Why did I say that this machine has a fitness function? Come, look at me. Pay attention. It's right here. Do you see it? When the lying board is slowly raised, our thighs and arms have to exert force at the same time to tighten the core and maintain balance! Did you see my demonstration?"
Boom! Boom!
The machine started to operate. Because there was a person lying on the steel plate, the sound and movement were even louder than before.
Everyone was terrified!
Would it explode?
We won't become witnesses, will we?
Why was his machine emitting a white light?
Hiss, it must be an illusion!
It wasn't an illusion!
It was over! It was really going to explode!
Just as everyone could not help but close their eyes, some people even took out their phones and prepared to call the police. The officials of Douyu were about to cut off the live broadcast.
Cheng Yi laughed arrogantly.
"Hahahahahaha, you didn't expect it, did you? I even hid a surprise! Haven't you seen him? I even installed colorful lights! Are you surprised?"
Cheng Yi's voice echoed in the live broadcast room.
There was only silence in the live broadcast room.
Silence. A long silence.
Both the human and the non-human fell silent.
The originally nervous audience all went offline.
The fans were speechless.
The troll was speechless.
The other streamers were speechless.
The officials were speechless.
In the live broadcast room, ellipses filled the entire screen, making people exclaim that the world was so simple.
Gradually, other comments appeared.
"Silence. Is this person deliberately being despicable?”
"This sentence is even more silenced than Hua Mulan's combo.”
"Your mother…is healthy!"
"I f * cking thought…why are you so pleasing to the eye!”
"I'm impressed. After all this, you're telling me it's a lantern? Who the f * ck would install colored lights on this thing!”
"I often feel inferior and ashamed because I can't keep up with the streamer's brain circuits.”
"This is the limit of carbon-based creatures!”
"There's a saying that when the lights are turned on, the atmosphere really becomes strange!”
"It feels like I'm dancing on a grave!”
"There's a sense of beauty that doesn't care if we live or die!”
"He's so happy. Why is he so happy? I don't understand!"
"'The joys of mankind are not interlinked.'"
"I don't understand either, but I'm shocked!”
……
On the screen, a young man was standing upside down on the screen, his face slightly red from the blood rushing back.
However, under the illumination of the colorful lights, his smiling face was extremely eye-catching.
The audience had guessed correctly this time. Cheng Yi was really quite happy.
Everyone was born with creativity. This was an unchangeable nature.
It was just that he couldn't show it normally.
When you create something that meets your expectations, you will feel happy no matter what it is.
It was like picking up a super straight wooden stick on the ground when I was young. This was my Heavenly Sword!
That was how Cheng Yi felt right now.
He was really afraid that this machine would not work.
Putting on the nose clip and earplugs, Cheng Yi said in a low voice,""Alright, add water!"
With that, he pressed the switch with his left hand, and water appeared from the pipe and poured into the shampoo bucket.
Then, he pressed another switch, and the spinning wheel began to spin, causing Cheng Yi's hair to dance in the water.
The audience who had been watching all this time exploded.
" F * ck, can I really wash my hair?!"
"I was wrong, I was really wrong. I apologize to the host for my previous youth, recklessness, and insensibleness! I didn't expect it to really succeed!"
"Don't you think this scene is a little funny??”
"It's a werewolf!"
"I was terrified! Even the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty were nothing more than this!”
"He's laughing maniacally! He's actually laughing wildly in the water!"
"I feel like we're a bunch of clowns…"
"My mom just asked me why I was kneeling and watching the live broadcast. Now, she's kneeling and watching it with me…"
"I, Wisdom Star, have invested in this project!”
"Where are the trolls? Troll, speak!"
"Where are the fans of Beep Station streamer? Say something! You're mute!"
……
Congratulations, you have received 209 Emotional Points.
Congratulations, you have received 188 Emotional Points.
Congratulations, host…
The gifts flew up at the same time.
All the planes, rockets, and fishballs were as if they were free.
At this moment, Cheng Yi really looked like a big streamer.
In the dirty-mouthed man's live broadcast room.
At this moment, he was very quiet, so quiet that his face was a little dark.
From the moment Cheng Yi's machine started operating, he had a bad feeling. As expected, his feeling was right. He was really shaken up by this kid!
Looking at the ridicule and comments that made him admit defeat in his live broadcast room, he immediately logged off in a sorry state.
……
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