"Hey, Nine-Tails."
"Although we've been together for almost six years, I don't think I've officially introduced myself, right?”
？？？
Nine-Tailed's eyes bulged, and he asked in a low voice,""What do you want?"
Naruto's lips curled into a warm smile.""It's nothing. Since I want to resolve the hatred in your heart, I have to let you understand me first, right?”
"Let me introduce myself today.”
" My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I'm five years and eight months old this year. I live at 32 Harmony Road, Muye Village, Country of Fire. My parents aren't around, and I'm a single orphan. I'm 151 centimeters tall and weigh 48 kilograms. My hair color is yellow, my pupils are blue, my shoes are size 37, and my waist is 26 inches. I'm a boxer, and I can't accept panties. My favorite food is meatballs, fish, prawns, barbecued meat, steak, lamb tails, chicken butts…"
" Currently, I'm running a meatball shop at the village entrance. The main flavors of the glutinous rice meatballs are sweet, fragrant, chocolate, green tea, matcha, chive, mustard, and chives. Other flavors will be developed in the future, such as chicken butt, prawn, roasted meat, tomato..."
" Speaking of the meatballs, others might not know this, but the ingredients for these meatballs are all imported from the outside world. They're grains from the Grass Country and sauces from the Field Country. Next, I plan to go to the Water Country to catch fish, so I should be able to save a lot of money on the ingredients.”
" Oh, speaking of materials, I suddenly thought of…"
Naruto explained to Nine-Tailed in an orderly manner.
At this moment, Nine-Tails.
？？？？
He was completely dumbfounded and numb!
What, what was this kid doing?
Self-introduction?
Who the f * ck wants to hear your self-introduction!
Moreover…
What you said is too insignificant!
Shoes size, waistline?
He didn't accept underwear?
What's the use of saying all this!
Who cares what you want to eat or how your meatballs taste?
I don't want to know at all, nor am I interested in knowing!
"Naruto! Shut up!"
"You're not allowed to say anything!"
Nine-Tails was furious.
As for Naruto, he was slightly stunned and looked puzzled."Ah, you don't like it? Didn't I not introduce myself to you before? How could everyone get to know each other without introducing themselves? If they couldn't know each other, how could they open their hearts and communicate with each other? How could they understand each other without communication? How can you erase the hatred in your heart if you can't understand each other?”
“…………………………”
To be honest.
If it wasn't for the fact that he was trapped in the cage and couldn't move, Nine-Tails would have slapped him long ago!
Too, too f * cking long-winded!
This bastard Naruto was actually such a long-winded guy!
"Shut up!"
"I'm not interested in listening to your nonsense!”
"Shut up!"
Nine-Tailed gritted his teeth and roared crazily.
His rage soared to the highest point in history!
And Naruto.
He rubbed the back of his head innocently.
"I'm a meticulous person. Even when I introduce myself, I'll be clearer than ordinary people.”
"However, even though I'm meticulous, I'm also a reasonable person.”
"If you don't like it, you should have said so earlier!”
"If you don't like to hear this, I won't tell you.”
"I won't tell you what you don't like to hear, but I won't tell you what you like to hear.”
"Everyone, be reasonable!"
Nine-Tailed,"…You…"
"Alright, alright! Since you don't want to hear about Ball, let's talk about something else!”
"Other than delicious food, I also like girls!”
"My dream is to marry 20 to 30 wives and live happily together.”
"Speaking of wives, don't look down on me because I'm still young. Actually, I already have someone in mind.”
"Aren't there many cute girls in our Woodleaf Village? For example, Hinata Hinata, the rich loli of the Hinata family. Ah, she was fair and beautiful, and had a timid personality. She was simply the most suitable candidate to be a wife!”
"Although Haruno Sakura from the same village has a wider forehead and a fiery personality, her waist is slender and her facial features are exquisite. She will also be a beauty when she grows up. The most important thing was her personality. Although she was not as obedient as Hatata, as long as he grasped her weakness and taught her, it was easy to turn her into his slave and control her at will.”
"There is also a girl of the same age in the village. I believe you know her. She is Ino Yamanaka from the Yamanaka family. She is outgoing and bold, and she often wears sexy and hot clothes. If such a girl is married, then the family must always prepare wolfberries.”
"Speaking of goji berries, I have to remind you, Nine-Tails. You must cultivate your body and nourish your body when you're trapped in such a place. Otherwise, your body will easily become weak. Speaking of nourishment, ah, I suddenly thought of a girl.”
"Although she's old enough to be my grandmother, she has a special ninjutsu that can delay aging. You should have guessed it by now, right? That's right, it's Tsunake."
"If Tsunake becomes my wife, then she must be the main wife. Otherwise, she won't be able to control the younger ones.”
"Speaking of older women, ah, I suddenly remembered that there's also a slightly older girl in the Xiao organization who I like very much.”
"His name is Xiao Nan, and he is also a very cute and elegant woman. If there is a chance, I will bring you to meet him.”
" Ah, speaking of Spray of Flowers, I remembered that there's a person in the Snow Country called Little Wind Flower…"
………………
Naruto's mouth was like a floodgate.
After he let go, he kept talking!
At this moment.
Nine-Tails, who was in the cage, was completely dumbfounded!
As if he had been struck by lightning, he was stunned on the spot!
This!
This guy!
Why are you so talkative!
The Nine-tailed man was numb!
He thought that Naruto would only be frightened by him and run away crying.
However, he did not expect her to be so good at saying it!
He opened his mouth and spouted nonsense! He said whatever he thought of!
A woman?
You're only a few years old, and you're already thinking about women!
Moreover, he knew it like it was his family's treasure!
Investigate the other party's background clearly!
Moreover, there was an old woman who was several times older than him!
"Shut up!"
"You, you, shut up!"
"Don't say anymore!"
Nine-tails was going crazy!
As if he had gone crazy, his claws kept scratching the ground!
He had thought that he would be able to destroy Naruto's spirit by nagging him when he came to the spiritual space! Force him to submit!
However, he did not expect it to be the other way around!
Naruto was ten times, a hundred times more brutal than him!
In front of Naruto's mouth, Nine-Tails was not on the same level at all!
"What? What's wrong? Don't you like to listen to women's topics?”
Naruto still looked surprised.
"Don't!"
"Don't say anymore! Shut up!"
"Don't say anything else!"
"Did you hear me? I told you to shut up!"
Nine-Tailed pounded his chest and stamped his feet, blood boiling in his chest!
It was too uncomfortable!
Naruto shrugged, his expression innocent and cute."
"Sigh, that's strange. I originally thought that since you're a boy, you would like to hear about girls.”
"Are you a female?"
"Then why don't I tell some animal stories?”
"The mating season has begun again. On the Hulunbuir prairie…"
"You, you shut up!" Nine-Tails slapped its tail crazily as if it was on the verge of a mental breakdown. It cursed loudly!
"You, you bastard!"
"Are you trying to nag me to death?”
"You bastard! I…I'm going to kill you!"
Hearing this, Naruto frowned and stopped talking. Then, he said with a serious expression,
"Nine-tails, how can you say that? 'I want to annoy you to death. It's just an idea of yours. It hasn't become a reality yet. You don't have any evidence. Why do you blame me and even want to kill me?'”
"You want to kill me so badly."
"Why don't you wait until I'm really annoyed to death? It won't be too late for you to convict me with evidence!”
Nine-Tails was speechless.
"Don't say anymore…"
Naruto sighed, his heart aching."
"Nine Tails."
"I wanted to be your good friend, but in exchange, I distanced myself from you.”
"You've been locked in a cage for so long. Don't you want to hear about the others?”
"Oh right, speaking of the cage, sigh, I measured it when I came just now. The size of this cage is too poor. It's heavy in the front and light in the back. It's wide on the left and narrow on the right. You must be very uncomfortable after you live in it. You couldn't sleep the whole night.”
"Don't say anymore…"
Naruto: " Speaking of which, it's all the fourth generation Naruto's fault. Although you're a fox, he can't treat you like this. If the animal protection association finds out, they'll say that he's abusing animals."”
"Don't, don't say anymore…"
Naruto: " Speaking of that cage, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chen Family Village last year. His craftsmanship is exquisite, and the price is fair. He is honest. Why don't I introduce you to order another one someday?”
Nine-Tailed: I beg you, don't say anymore…"
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