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18 Catch the Thief

Wushan Mou

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She sat down on her original seat, but when she saw that the bowl was already empty before she finished eating, she immediately understood.

The stick was still throwing a tantrum." I don't care. I don't want to eat the vegetables that Stupid Zhu brought. There's not even a piece of meat!" I want to eat Fang Zhenhua's roast chicken!"

"Stop howling, damn child. It's so annoying!!”

Jia Zhang-shi felt a headache coming on. She also cursed," And this idiot Zhu is really useless. He only knows how to bring back potatoes and vegetable leaves every day. He doesn't even see a piece of meat."

Jia Zhang-shi had been starving for a long time. Although she was cursing, she couldn't hold it in anymore. She picked up her chopsticks and picked up a piece of potato and stuffed it into her mouth.

As she wolfed down the food, she said to the stick," Be good, stick. Eat quickly. Otherwise, you won't have anything to eat tonight."”

At this moment, the stick was sobbing and didn't plan to eat. However, when he thought about how unbearable it was to be hungry, he forced himself to stop making a fuss and gritted his teeth as he sat down.

However, the way he ate was as if he was biting Fang Zhenhua's flesh. He gritted his teeth fiercely.

"Fang Zhenhua is really a bastard. He didn't even give me meat to eat!

Jia Zhang-shi lectured from the side,"Yes, Fang Zhenhua is a bastard!" He would definitely get his retribution in the future!

Qin Huairu wanted to stop Jia Zhangshi from educating her child, but when she saw Jia Dongxu's acquiescence, she could not help but swallow her words.

In this family, she had no status at all.

She simply turned around and went back to her room to sleep.

……

The next day, because Fang Zhenhua had just been promoted to a junior engineer, he was not assigned any extremely difficult and complicated work tasks. The work was quickly completed, but there was still a long time before he got off work.

Because of his serious and rigorous work attitude, and the fact that he took the initiative to help out, but because the work was done and the rest of the tasks were assigned, he was allowed to leave work early today. Just like that, he went home early.

When Fang Zhenhua arrived home, it was still early. The other families in the courtyard who had official jobs had basically not returned.

Just as she was thinking about it, she saw a figure sneaking into the backyard as soon as she entered the middle courtyard.

Seeing that the back looked familiar, Fang Zhenhua frowned and followed quietly.

Looking closely, it was actually a stick, and the direction of the stick was actually his house.

How could Fang Zhenhua not know what this kid wanted to do?

Although the stick was only seven or eight years old, his sneaky demeanor was already revealed.

Just look at the original drama, stealing Xu Damao's chicken and soy sauce from the canteen of the rolling mill. His expression did not change at all.

Obviously, he was already familiar with it.

During this period of time, he had been craving for his own meat. In addition, his parents had already returned, so he felt confident and bold. He actually dared to take advantage of the time difference between school and the factory.

Taking the risk and carrying out the theft plan was simply audacious.

Just as Fang Zhenhua was about to go up and grab the stick, the system's voice sounded in his mind again.

Divine level selection triggered.

[Option 1: He's still a child. Pretend not to see him. Reward: The title of 'Good Man' passed down from generation to generation. Three catties of chicken and one catties of flour.]

[Option 2: Start as a thief and grow up to steal gold. Don't let him off easily. Punish him and let everyone know. Reward: Flying Dragon Cloud Scouting Hand.]

Fang Zhenhua could not help but be stunned when he heard this. Flying Dragon Cloud Probing Hand? Wasn't this the ultimate skill of a Hero Bandit?

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Catching a thief and being rewarded with the skill of a thief god? This seemed a little too much.

However, no matter what the reward was, it definitely couldn't be given to the meme.

As soon as he thought of this, he immediately took action. He casually picked up a thick bamboo pole that had appeared in the corner of the courtyard.

He swaggered over and coincidentally saw the stick stalk putting the raw meat in the cupboard into his arms.

Seeing this, Fang Zhenhua sneered and closed the door quietly. The stick was strange because it had suddenly darkened.

Fang Zhenhua suddenly picked up the bamboo pole and whipped it against the wall by the door, immediately making a soul-stirring sound. As soon as he thought of this, he immediately took action. He casually picked up a thick bamboo pole that had appeared in the corner of the courtyard.

He swaggered over and coincidentally saw the stick stalk putting the raw meat in the cupboard into his arms.

Seeing this, Fang Zhenhua sneered and closed the door quietly. The stick was strange because it had suddenly darkened.

Fang Zhenhua suddenly picked up the bamboo pole and whipped it against the wall by the door, immediately making a soul-stirring sound.

At the same time, he shouted at the top of his lungs,"Thief! Catch the thief!"”

The stick was already on tenterhooks, and with this, he was so shocked that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

His father had been telling him a lot these past two days that it was a good thing that he was arrested for fraud.

If he was caught as a thief, it would be worse than death.

He suddenly thought about how if he was caught, wouldn't he be living a life worse than death?

Her small brain didn't have the time to understand what it felt like to be living a life worse than death.

Panicked, she pushed open the window and jumped out....

Even at this time, she still did not forget to hold onto the meat in her hand tightly, unwilling to let go.

Seeing this, Fang Zhenhua sneered and followed behind, knocking the bamboo pole around on the ground.

He shouted," Catch the thief! Catch the thief! Don't run!"”

His voice resounded in the sky, ready to attract more people to see the rod's evil deeds.

This way, when he was punished in public later, the Jia family would have nothing to say.

The stick was shocked and afraid, so scared that tears and snot flowed down his face.

He had already calculated the time for the entire afternoon. How could there be a mistake?

Why did that bastard Fang Zhenhua come back so early?

Suddenly, he felt his feet lighten, and the world spun.

Fang Zhenhua was still following behind the stick, but suddenly, the person in front of him disappeared.

Fang Zhenhua was shocked. He looked around and realized that he had unknowingly pushed the guy to the back of the public toilet.

Who else could it be but a stick, struggling up and down in the manure pit and shouting for help in a slurred voice?

"F * ck, the thief fell into a manure pit!”

The moment the stick disappeared, Fang Zhenhua instinctively froze for a moment and could not help but shout.

Then, he ran to the side of the manure pit and saw the rod rolling and flapping in it.

As he struggled, he saw Fang Zhenhua beside the pit and immediately shouted as if he had seen his savior.

"Fang Zhenhua, quick, save me, save me!”

Fang Zhenhua pursed his lips and said indifferently,"You're too disgusting. Why should I save you?”

The stick was furious and struggled to stand still. He scolded,"Fang Zhenhua, you bastard, you left me in the lurch.”

"Has your conscience been eaten by a dog? You didn't save me when you saw me in trouble!”

Fang Zhenhua laughed coldly." I really can't save you, you poop-digging youth. You're too disgusting."”

"Who's grabbing shit for no reason? Ugh ~"

As he spoke, he made a vomiting gesture.

The stick had already forgotten about the danger. He was so angry that he tried his best to rush towards Fang Zhenhua.

In the end, he slipped and fell into the thick manure again, splashing a medium-sized splash.

Fang Zhenhua was shocked and quickly took a few steps back to avoid these disgusting things.

Looking at the stick again, it struggled to show its head and kept spitting out the shit in its mouth.

Seeing this, Fang Zhenhua was instantly amused. He smiled and said,"Awesome, I didn't expect you to like eating this stuff.”

"If you like it, then eat more. In the future, if you want to eat it, come over and eat it. No one will snatch it from you.”

"This shouldn't be illegal, but you can't come to my house to steal meat. That's illegal.”

The stick was so angry that he cried out, but he was so disgusted that he retched and immediately cried out.

Things like liveliness were still very attractive in an era where entertainment activities were particularly scarce.

It was also time to get off work. Many people did not have time to go home to take a look and rushed over to watch the show.

Jia Zhang-shi, this kind of old woman, naturally wouldn't miss such a good opportunity, and rushed over.

"That idiot fell down?" There was an 80% chance that her family had inherited her mental problems.”

As expected of Jia Zhang-shi, she was so mean that she didn't even let her own family off.

The second aunt was close and saw it first. When she saw that it was a stick, her expression changed and she quickly turned her head to shout.

"Stop spouting nonsense, Grandma! It's your idol!”

Jia Zhang-shi instantly panicked and hurriedly rushed over. She pushed through the crowd and saw that it was really a stick that was crying inside.

His legs went weak, and he knelt beside the manure pit, shouting,""Awesome, why did you fall in here?”

When the stick saw that his grandmother, who doted on him the most, had arrived, he immediately shouted anxiously,"Grandma, Grandma, save me. Help me up.”

Jia Zhang-shi's heart ached, but seeing that the stick was not in danger, she was not nervous.

Looking at the stick meme whose face was full of reincarnation objects, he instinctively felt very disgusted and could not help but feel a little conflicted.

He couldn't help but reveal a look of disdain on his face, but he quickly concealed it.

He turned his head and shouted at the crowd,"You guys, do you have any humanity?" Are you just here to watch the show?"

"Save him! If you don't save him now, someone will die!”

Originally, some warm-hearted people had indeed prepared to rescue her, but when they saw Jia Zhangshi coming over, they were shocked.

Everyone also stood to the side. The main thing was that Jia Zhang-shi was really too good at making a fuss. Every family took advantage of her.

Therefore, everyone's impression of her was actually not good. With their kind nature, they would still lend a helping hand.

But since Jia Zhang-shi had come herself, there was no need for that.

Seeing that everyone was indifferent, Jia Zhang-shi became anxious and scolded again,"Why are you so inhumane?”

"The meme is still a child. How can you leave him in the lurch?”

Fang Zhenhua was annoyed when he heard her screaming. He said unhappily,"Isn't the great meme your child?"

"Why don't you do anything to save me?”

Jia Zhang-shi immediately choked. She turned her head and looked at the stick. Seeing that his face was covered in feces, she immediately felt nauseous.

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