We’re all brothers, so what if I’m your brother-in-law?

Su Bai: " Brother, are you there? I went to your house yesterday and found your sister pretty!"”

"What?" Have you taken a fancy to my sister? You want to be my brother-in-law?"

"It’s not impossible."

Brother: " Then go look for my sister. Why are you looking for me?”

Su Bai: " I’m just asking your sister which one she likes. I’ll know how to chase after her after I’m clear about it."

Brother: " Can’t you hold hands and hug kabedon? Come to my house tonight, I’ll teach you."

"Not bad, brother!" Su Bai said. With your help, I’ll definitely take down your sister!”

...

"F * ck!" I went to take a shower just now! The messages on it were all sent by my sister!”

Su Bai: "??"