The moon is dark and the wind is high, lingering in the night.
Since ancient times, the wedding night was one of the four great joys of life.
There was also the tradition of making noise in the bridal chamber.
However, in recent years, the bridal chamber was no longer so grand.
Most couples had already tasted it before the wedding.
There were even shotgun marriages.
Lu Yan and Yang Mi hadn't held their wedding yet, so it naturally couldn't be considered a wedding night.
It could only be considered a celebration night.
……
Yang Mi stared at Lu Yan as she stifled her laughter.
"Do I look funny?" Lu Yan was puzzled.
Yang Mi shook her head vigorously.
"He's very handsome! I have such a handsome husband, yet I'm not allowed to laugh?”
This wave of rainbow farts was very comfortable.
"My wife is also very big."
Yang Mi rolled her eyes.
"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory."
"Don't misunderstand," Lu Yan added."You're almost thirty when I said age.”
"Are you…looking for a beating?"
Yang Mi raised her arm and was about to hit Lu Yan.
Halfway through, she felt that her arm was very sore.
It was as if it had been dislocated.
Not just his arm.
Her waist and legs were sore.
"The Golden Eagle Awards are in a few months," Yang Mi said coquettishly. Your ex-wife, Liu Tianxian, is my biggest competitor.”
"Previously, she was elected as the Golden Eagle Goddess. Later, she fell ill and was replaced by someone else.”
"She fought fiercely with me this year! Don't worry, hubby. I'll definitely get the Golden Eagle Goddess and help you win back your pride.”
Yang Mi's eyes were filled with determination.
It even looked a little ferocious.
Lu Yan smiled faintly." If you have to fight for the Golden Eagle Goddess, then fight for her. However, you don't have to be so resentful towards Liu Tianxian."”
"When we got married, to put it bluntly, I liked her looks, and she liked that I was a top celebrity. It's more like a partnership."
"After I got married, I started to lie flat. Without the value of cooperation, the Liu family fell out with me.”
"Then why did you ruin it?" Yang Mi frowned.”
Lu Yan replied," On one hand, it's because I've taken on two shows and both failed. My resources have been damaged.”
"Another reason is that I'm too straightforward and my connections in the industry aren't that good.”
"In addition, I rejected many rich women…The resources became worse and worse, and many people even started to ban me.”
"I couldn't deal with those big shots, so I started to mess them up.”
"Another reason is that I put a part of my energy into my family.”
"Liu Tianxian is like a filming machine. If I don't take care of my family, how deserted will this house be?”
"Of course, another reason is that I'm addicted to fishing, playing with cars, and traveling.”
"Anyway, we can consider it a peaceful divorce. There's no need to be too malicious towards her.”
Yang Mi sighed.
"Since you're already my husband, I really don't have to target her everywhere.”
"Otherwise, I'll seem petty. I have a very broad mind."
Lu Yan looked down.
"It's indeed wide enough! The prime minister's stomach can hold a boat, but your chest is like the sea.”
Yang Mi pushed him.
"You're even more indecent than before. I thought you would be mature after getting married once.”
"When it comes to women, men are still teenagers until they die!" Lu Yan laughed evilly.”
Yang Mi rested her head in Lu Yan's arms.
"From today onwards, we'll show off our love all over the world, show off our children, do business together, earn a lot of money, and reach the peak of our lives!”
"Liu Tianxian or whatever, just let it go. I can't be bothered to argue with her.”
"Hmm, I'm a little hungry. Hubby, can you make something delicious?”
"1 AM…Dinner?" Lu Yan smiled bitterly. Don't you want your figure anymore?"
"Don't forget how you became a top student.”
Appearance and figure were the greatest assets of a female celebrity.
Even a top celebrity like Yang Mi.
Once he gained 20 pounds or aged 10 years.
He would still fall from the top of the mountain into the abyss.
Yang Mi started to act coquettishly.
"Isn't this all your fault? At five o'clock... how could he have time for dinner?”
"Your wife's stomach is growling with hunger.”
Lu Yan shook his head.
"Alright, then I'll make two simple dishes. I don't believe I can't feed you!"
Yang Mi: "???"
"Then I have to ask first. If I get fat, will you despise me?”
"I don't mind," Lu Yan said.
Yang Mi laughed.
"If my husband doesn't think I'm fat, then why should I care about other people's opinions?”
"Eat! You must eat it!"
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