This Traditional Peking of the Youngest Uncle... Might Not Be Serious
Su Meng rubbed his nose, feeling a little awkward.
Why was this sneeze so coincidental?
The comments in the live broadcast room had already started flying.
"Is it awkward?"
"Is it awkward?"
"Is it awkward?"
Su Meng chuckled and didn't pay much attention to it.
He reached out and pulled a middle-aged man in front of the camera.
"Dear friends, let me introduce you. This is County Head Li from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province.”
"When it comes to Shaanxi Province, everyone knows that it's honest and down-to-earth.”
"Just now, County Head Li kept telling me that this Chinese toon and pepper are a little strong, but I didn't believe it.”
"Now I know that it's true!”
County Head Li was also a little confused and subconsciously said politely.
"Teacher Su, you're too polite. It's the same everywhere in the country. Most people are very practical, right?”
Su Meng shook his head with a serious expression.
"No, the honesty of the people of Shaanxi Province is in their bones!”
"Let's not talk about anything else. Just the most popular Qin opera in Huayin County is enough to prove that there are many honest people in Shaanxi Province!”
His words made many people confused.
At this moment, Deng Ziqi had already regained her senses.
What was done was done, what was the point of thinking so much?
Hearing Su Meng's words, he was a little curious.
"Su Meng, do you think Shaanxi opera shows how realistic Shaanxi Province is? What does that mean?"
Su Meng laughed.
"Qin opera is good. You really can't find any fault with it.”
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens were instantly unhappy.
Speaking of which, did you underestimate the power of our keyboard warriors?
Deng Ziqi's face was also filled with disbelief.
"I don't believe you. Sing a few lines and I'll find faults for you.”
Su Meng cleared his throat and sang.
"When I came out, I felt like my back was facing backwards ~"
The rich Qin accent instantly filled the entire live-stream room.
However, at this moment, the netizens were not in the mood to appreciate Qin opera. They were all trying to find fault with it.
Deng Ziqi jumped up directly.
"There's a problem with your sentence!"
"When I came out, how could my back be facing the back... Uh..."
She was instantly speechless, and her entire body was in a mess.
You didn't even turn your back when you went out. Are you going to walk backwards?
In the live broadcast room, a bunch of ellipses flew up.
Su Meng continued to sing.
"It's to put my stomach in front ~"
The netizens in the live-stream room started to use even more ellipses.
Aren't you talking nonsense?
When the back is facing the back, does the stomach have to be in front?
Su Meng had already started singing excitedly.
"Take a step back and pretend you didn't leave…"
"The high table and low stool are all wood…"
"His uncle and his uncle are both his uncles…"
"A cow and two donkeys are both livestock…" After
singing a few lines, Su Meng stopped and looked smug.
"Come, Ziqi, pick for me. Which sentence is wrong?”
"Isn't your first uncle and second uncle your uncle? Even your aunt doesn't agree!"
Erm…Deng Ziqi instantly shut herself off.
In the live broadcast room, all the netizens were stunned.
Which one of these wasn't nonsense? But was there something wrong with her?
Amidst
the awkwardness, County Head Li coughed twice and interrupted helplessly.
"Teacher Su, although your singing of the Shaanxi opera 'The Truth' is really authentic, but..."
His face was also a little awkward.
"But you said that this Qin opera is the most popular in Huayin. This sentence is a little wrong.”
"Qin opera originated from Baoji City in Shaanxi Province and spread in Shaanxi and Gansu provinces.”
"But…in our Huayin County, the most popular is not Qin opera, but our local Huayin old opera.”
Caw, caw, caw…Su Meng felt a few crows flying over his head.
In the live broadcast room, the netizens were also jubilant.
"Hahaha, it's over! Su Meng had failed! Are you embarrassed?"
"Su Meng is embarrassed? How could he be embarrassed? You know how thick-skinned he is.”
"I'm glad to see Su Meng fail. This county head is really honest.”
"But to be honest, Su Meng's Qin opera singing is really not bad! This was an appraisal from a person from Shaanxi Province!”
"Old Hua Yin accent, what is that?”
The
secretary of the Shaanxi Provincial Bureau of Culture rushed into the director's office.
"Chief, our network surveillance shows that the search volume for Qin Qin dialect has suddenly increased sharply just now.”
What? The director was also a little confused.
"We haven't promoted Qin opera recently, have we?”
"Why is it suddenly hot?”
The secretary took out her phone and handed it over.
"Chief, take a look for yourself!”
The chief took the phone in confusion. In the live broadcast room, County Head Li said with a serious expression.
"And just now, you said that the people of Shaanxi Province and Hua Yin are honest.”
"For example, Hua Yin is most famous for Mount Hua. It's a national 5A scenic spot. This is our pride.”
"However, in recent years, there have been many cases of cheating in Huashan scenic area, which has brought a bad experience to tourists from home and abroad.”
"Although our county government has made great efforts to rectify this situation, there are still a small number of areas that are still exploiting customers…"
Seeing that he was about to continue, Su Meng quickly interrupted him.
"Um, County Head Li, why don't you rest for a while?”
"The main thing is that the Chinese toon and Sichuan pepper you brought…are all sold out!”
What? County Head Li was stunned and subconsciously looked at the screen.
At this moment, the bullet screen was already filled with comments.
"That's what I call an honest person. Then his pepper and Chinese toon are definitely worth worrying about.”
"Those who are slow are still typing, while those who are fast have already placed orders.”
"I specialize in making seasonings. I'm currently contacting Huayin County to prepare for a bulk purchase.”
"Huashan, just because of this county head, we have to go!”
"Although there are cases of cheating, it is reassuring that the county government is willing to face this problem.”
"F * ck! Huashan scenic area actually restricted traffic? Now, the tickets could only be bought half a month later?”
"Demons, you are all demons!”
"
Aiyo!"
Reba patted her head with a vexed expression.
"I'm not cooking. Why would I buy Chinese toon and pepper?”
Boss Yang glanced at her and said faintly.
"Not only did you buy Chinese toon and pepper, but you also bought 30 bags of rice and 50 catties of pork
…Oh right, you also bought a pig as a pet?”
"Are you planning to ride a pig and charge the next time you're filming?”
Reba couldn't help but freeze as a strange scene appeared before her eyes.
The great war between immortals and demons.
Some people ride on clouds, some ride dragons and phoenixes.
At the very least, he would use the sword control technique and draw a stream of light in the sky.
But what about him?
She was wearing a white dress and a big black pig under her?
F * ck! What kind of scene was this?
Reba was about to cry at the thought of this.
"Big honey, I don't want to become a pig-riding goddess. Please save me.”
Boss Yang's gaze became even stranger.
"Now that Ziqi is a pig goddess, you still want to ride her?”
Emmm…Hot Pa instantly shut herself up.
What kind of f * cking situation is this, and you still dare to speak with Founding Emperor's accent?
Boss Yang smiled and said slowly.
"Since you've bought it, don't waste it. Why don't you give it to the company's employees?”
"Good, good! It's settled then!" Reba nodded repeatedly and agreed.
An hour later, Reba suddenly fell into deep thought.
This company is obviously a big company. Why do I have to spend money to buy new year's goods for my employees?
In the
living room, the whole family nodded their heads in satisfaction.
"Interesting, very interesting.”
Only the girl was on the verge of tears.
"Grandpa, Grandma, you're happy, but what about me?”
"I've used up all my pocket money!”
"All used up?" Her mother was stunned, and her expression immediately turned ugly.
"I gave you a lot of pocket money. What did you buy?”
"How old are you to spend so much money?”
The girl's tears immediately flowed out.
"What did I buy? Didn't you ask me to buy it?"
"Three bags of rice, six pounds of pork, nine pounds of sweet potatoes, twelve big corn sticks, Chinese toon, pepper, peanuts, sesame oil…
Oh, right, I also booked a family trip to Mount Hua in half a month.”
"How much pocket money do I have…Wahhh
…" The family's expressions instantly became awkward.
Grandma patted her shoulder and said kindly.
"My good granddaughter, don't cry. How much pocket money did you spend? Grandma will pay you double!”
The girl's tears immediately disappeared as she hugged her grandmother's arm and smiled happily.
"I knew Grandma was the best to me and doted on me the most.”
"Grandma, don't worry. I'll definitely be filial to you in the future!”
"Be filial?" Grandpa snorted coldly, a hint of jealousy flashing across his face.
"You only know how to be filial to Grandma, but not Grandpa…Wait!”
Grandpa's expression suddenly changed.
"Is your way of being filial to us by letting us listen to a song?”
His words reminded his family.
Only then did the adults react.
If he remembered correctly, the main reason why he entered the live broadcast room today was to…scold Su Meng, right?
They looked at each other awkwardly.
After a long time, Grandma coughed and said indifferently,
"What did this young man do wrong? He had only composed a few songs.”
"If you ask me, that wretched girl is still insensible and deserves a spanking!”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The whole family echoed in unison.
The girl's eyes widened in disbelief.
Where was that kind grandmother? Give it back to me!
Grandma felt a little embarrassed when she saw her granddaughter's innocent eyes.
"That…this young man…is just a little mischievous.”
"It's fine, it's fine. I'm old. It's time to consider whether I should leave or not.”
"Granddaughter, help me talk to him…Hmm…Don't scold him, just give him a few pointers.”
"I'll do it!" The girl jumped up with a murderous look on her face.
"Master Su did me a lot of harm. I want to be irreconcilable with him…Aiyo, mom, why did you hit me?”
Su
Meng laughed at the camera.
"Dear netizens, all the goods we prepared for today have been sold out, so the live broadcast will end here…"
Before he could finish speaking, the bullet screen suddenly became dense.
"Thief, don't even think about escaping! I haven't finished talking about the white matter song!”
"That's right! My family came to scold you aggressively, but you tricked them into buying a bunch of things?”
"If I don't scold you, will my grandparents lose face?”
"The little brat is teasing the old man? Three cups of wine as punishment! (Sent on behalf of Grandpa)"
" Naughty! Too naughty! Could it be that the smarter the child, the more mischievous he would be? (Send on behalf of Grandma)"
" Now that we've been traumatized by square dancing, you have to compensate us! (Send on behalf of Mom)"
" The song you played, I just played it once and it was blown away, but you're still alive and kicking? I'm not convinced!"
"Young man, you should at least give an explanation! [Send out the message to
the comrades, forget the initial heart, we must continue to scold Su Meng!]”
Duan Jiangping and Sister Qin looked at each other and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Weren't these uncles and aunties all furious and wanted to roll up their sleeves and beat people up?
This scene…Why did it feel like he was being pranked by his eldest grandson?
Could it be that Su Meng's songs were so popular with the elderly that he became the group's favorite?
Then, should Xing Hai Entertainment set up a suona team to specialize in the elderly?
The two of them fell into deep thought…
Seeing that they couldn't avoid it, Su Meng chuckled and cupped his hands at the camera.
"Uncles and aunties, I think many people are traumatized by this song and don't dare to dance in the square anymore.”
"How can this be?"
"Square dancing is so good. It's good for the body and the mind.”
"Why don't we make a deal? I'll write a square dance song for all of you to atone for your sins.”
"Don't worry, my song will definitely be lively and pleasant to listen to.”
"It's a perfect match for square dancing!”
Oh? After hearing what he said, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room quieted down.
To many of the elderly people, they were indeed very angry yesterday.
But today…this young man was so good. He was handsome and had a nice tone.
This was just a misunderstanding.
It was clearly his eldest grandson and granddaughter who caused trouble. What did it have to do with him?
However, if he admitted it just like that, he would feel embarrassed.
Now that this young man had handed over the ladder, it seemed like…it was still alright?
After
a moment of silence, someone finally spoke on the bullet screen.
"Young man, you have a good attitude when you plead guilty. (Send on behalf of Grandma)"
" It has to be good, or I won't be able to get around you! "
That won't do. Square dancing is done by those old ladies. What about us old men? (Sending on behalf of Grandpa, the original words are, then what about us old handsome guys?）”
"That's right! You can't just please the grandmothers and leave the grandfathers alone? "
I heard from my grandson that you can sing? Why don't you sing a song? If you're satisfied, I'll let you off! In
front of the camera, Su Meng looked at it again and again before finally letting out a long sigh.
"Good! Since grandpas want to listen to the opera, how about I arrange a Beijing opera for everyone?”
In the live broadcast room, there was a wave of likes.
Many of the old men in front of the screen nodded their heads secretly.
This young man is so good. He knows how to care for others and even knows how to sing. Good, very good!
Su Meng cleared his throat and said slowly.
I'm a Beijing opera, I'm a big deal.”
"Back then, during the reign of Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty, when the four great Hui troupes entered the capital, this was the finale!”
"Emperor Qianlong ordered this scene at the Thousand Old Man Banquet. Later, Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty personally commented on it during her 60th birthday. It can be called a legendary classic!”
"Unfortunately, during the chaos, this folding play was completely lost.”
"By chance, I accidentally obtained this trick again.”
"Since everyone wants to hear it, I'll work hard to bring this traditional Peking opera to everyone!”
"Alright ~" The bullet screen was filled with cheers.
Many of the old men were laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
This scene actually had such a big background?
This young man was really sincere. He even brought out his trump card?
In
Deyun Club, Grandpa Yu frowned and looked puzzled.
"Old Guo, do you know what such a big show is?”
Guo Dagang shook his head and was also dumbfounded.
"I'm familiar with most of the traditional lines in Beijing opera, but this one…I really don't know.”
Little Yueyue, who was serving at the side, suddenly felt that this scene was a little familiar and could not help but blurt out.
"The traditional allegro,'Three Heroes vs. Kakashi'? The traditional allegro "Ning Ci Zhan Jiu Wei"? Traditional allegro, Ultraman vs. Little Monsters?”
Guo Dagang was stunned.
"Yueyue, what are you mumbling about?”
Little Yueyue's expression was a little strange.
Master, if I'm not wrong…Youngest Uncle's traditional Beijing opera…isn't very serious…"
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