You're Setting Up a Partner for Your Daughter at the Grave?
"Then let me tell you, Deng Ziqi also needs to eat. She will drool when she sees delicious food!”
Deng Ziqi was amused as she parked her car by the roadside.
"Su Meng is such an interesting person. Who wouldn't drool when they see delicious food?"
The passenger next to her nodded and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"That's true, but isn't Deng Ziqi a big star? She can actually drool?"
"So what?" Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Let me tell you, Deng Ziqi is a foodie. She can't move when she sees delicious food.”
"By the way, is there anything delicious nearby?”
Hmm? The passenger was stunned.
……
"Then do you know? When Boss Yang had a stomachache, she also had to go to the toilet to poop!”
In a swimming pool, many people subconsciously looked at Boss Yang, who was wearing a swimsuit.
Even though she was just trying out an ordinary profession, she didn't hide her identity.
Almost everyone at the scene had already recognized him.
Hearing Su Meng's words, everyone's eyes turned over.
There was a hint of curiosity and inquiry in his eyes.
So you're the same as us. You have to go to the toilet to poop?
At this time, Boss Yang's face was already red.
Although there was nothing wrong with what he said, no one could stand to say it in public in front of so many people.
Before she could say anything, Su Meng's next sentence had already floated out.
"Liu Tianxian had a stomachache. She also knows how to fart!”
Boss Yang was stunned and burst out laughing. There was a trace of schadenfreude on his face.
Celestial Immortal Liu's image seemed to have always been that of a fairy sister, right?
He wondered how she would react when she heard this.
Looks like I'm not the most miserable one!
……
"Then do you know? If Liu Tianxian had a stomachache, she would also fart!”
In the lobby of a restaurant, Liu Tianxian, who was wearing a work uniform and a mask, was stunned.
A moment later, his face and ears turned red.
Nonsense, how could a person not fart when they ate grains?
But is it appropriate for you to say this in front of hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room?
After all, she was a little fairy. Even the farts of little fairies were pink, okay?
No! Not hundreds of thousands of people!
Tianxian Liu suddenly reacted.
Su Meng's words were definitely going to be trending!
In other words, the whole world knows that I can fart?
Tianxian Liu instantly had a bad feeling…
……
Puff ~~~~
Sister Qin, who was drinking water, spat it out.
But at this moment, how could she care so much?
He only felt a chill from the bottom of his tail to the top of the sky.
Su Meng was telling the truth.
But the problem is that your words have offended the three female celebrities!
Who was Deng Ziqi? Hong Kong's Little Diva, the hottest female singer.
Who was Boss Yang? She had turned from a first-rate actress to a capital.
Who was Celestial Immortal Liu? She was the national goddess, the pure and flawless little fairy in the hearts of thousands of fans!
Which one of them isn't higher than you?
You've offended him to death!
Speaking of which, why did Su Meng start to completely let himself go ever since he joined this show?
Destroy, hurry up, I'm tired!
Sister Qin slumped onto the chair weakly, indicating that she didn't want to talk right now.
……
After a moment of silence, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.
"F * ck! He couldn't bear to look at it! How will you let me see Boss Yang and Liu Tianxian in the future?”
"Although there's nothing wrong with that, the problem is…is it appropriate for you to say that?”
"I don't care! Liu Tianxian is my dream lover. Little fairy won't fart!”
"Brother…No, Master Su, please stop.”
"I used to think that celebrities were all high and mighty, but after hearing Su Meng's words…are celebrities really just ordinary people?”
"The show has been running for so long, but it hasn't made people feel that the celebrities are down-to-earth. Su Meng's words have made these celebrities fall from their pedestal.”
"Who can be more down-to-earth than Su Meng? You even peed and shit?"
"Su Meng! How dare you slander my dream lover? I'll never forgive you! I'll never explain!"
"Vulgar! It was too vulgar! He didn't expect Su Meng to be so vulgar.”
……
In front of the grave, there was a deathly silence.
Su Meng's words stunned everyone.
They were just ordinary people, so they still had some respect for celebrities.
But after hearing Su Meng's words, it seemed like…that was the truth?
Su Meng stretched out a hand and waved it in front of Niu Niu's eyes.
"Niu Niu, Niu Niu! Did you forget something?”
What? Niu Niu looked at him in a daze, still in a daze.
Su Meng chuckled and pointed at the big red packet in her hand.
"Aren't you going to give me a red packet? I'm still waiting!"
What? Niu Niu was instantly confused.
She looked at the red packet in her hand and then at Su Meng's handsome face. She put the red packet behind her back in embarrassment.
"You're a big star, I'll give you a red packet…"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't go back on your word. You were the one who said you wanted a red packet!”
Su Meng was a little anxious.
"So what if she's a superstar? Even if a big celebrity worked hard, he couldn't do it for nothing!”
"We rely on our skills to make a living. It's not embarrassing!”
"You're right!" Niu Niu's father glared at her, snatched the red packet from her hand, and stuffed it into Su Meng's hand.
Her face was already smiling like a flower.
"Young man, you're real. With our skills, what's there to be ashamed of?”
"By the way, young man, do you have a partner?”
What? This sudden turn of events stunned Su Meng.
His father pushed Niuniu in front of Su Meng and said with a smile.
"My lady is also single. You guys happen to know each other. Do you want to try it out?”
What? Su Meng was completely numb.
Big brother, this is a grave!
Is it appropriate for you to introduce a partner to your daughter?
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