The First Line Moves Up, The Second Line Moves Down
"Advanced rap? What high-level stuff? Isn't it just a jingle?"
This sentence stunned the live broadcast room.
"Did I hear wrongly? Su Meng said rap is a jingle?"
"Su Meng must be joking. If you don't understand, then stop talking!”
"I don't know why, but when Su Meng brings a lot of things here, they become very down-to-earth.”
"Hahahaha, he's here, he's here, he's here with earth qi!”
"I was still regretting that I didn't do anything for free this episode, but after hearing this, my trip wasn't in vain.”
……
"Rap is a doggerel?"
The crowd was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter.
Especially the three female celebrities, they were laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs.
This was the first time he had heard of such a thing.
"Su Meng!" Hua Chenyu was furious.
"Shut up if you don't understand. Rap is a high-class music form.”
"How dare you insult art! Unbearably vulgar!"
Vulgar? Su Meng raised his eyebrows and sneered.
"Little Yueyue, do you want to learn rap?”
What? There's still my business?
Little Yueyue was stunned for a moment before suddenly becoming interested.
"Sure, sure. Su Meng, do you want to teach me rap?”
He was a crosstalk actor and was not in the same circle as Hua Chenyu. His status was also high, so he was not afraid of offending him at all.
Besides, Su Meng was someone his master thought highly of.
Su Meng smiled and said to the three dumbstruck actresses.
"Do you guys want to learn together? I'll teach you in ten minutes!"
What? Ten minutes? They were almost numb.
Do you believe what you just said?
Deng Ziqi hesitated for a moment before suddenly smiling.
"I'm also very interested in rap. I'll learn it together.”
"Let me try." Boss Yang did not want to be outdone and stood up almost at the same time.
Although Celestial Immortal Liu did not say anything, she also took a few steps toward Su Meng and expressed her attitude with practical actions.
The executive director opened his mouth but didn't say anything.
Forget it, there are six guests. Five of them are standing together. What do you want me to do?
……
On the other side, Su Meng had already started teaching excitedly.
"Come, let me tell you. Rap is very simple.”
"Reverse the car!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and gestured behind him.
Although the others were confused, they followed suit.
Not only them, but many netizens in the live broadcast room were the same.
"Cut the vegetables! Rubbing bath! Turn!"
Su Meng gestured as he spoke.
"Pfft ~" Deng Ziqi suddenly laughed out loud as she was doing her actions.
"It seems like many rappers like to do this kind of action.”
After her reminder, many netizens also came to a realization. It seemed that this was really the case?
"Yes, yes, yes, that's right."
"If there's nothing else, just press the rhyme.”
"Oh right, if you want to act cool, add a few English words.”
"In the eyes of some people, this kind of hybrid breed is the highest grade.”
What? Was this enough?
Their eyeballs almost popped out.
Are you kidding me?
……
"Come, come, come. Remember the rhyme and the movements. Let's try.”
Su Meng, on the other hand, was full of confidence. He rolled his eyes and gestured the "wheel" action as he spoke with a rhythm.
"We are all good friends."
"Because we all like to play with rhythm!"
After saying that, she pouted at Boss Yang.
Boss Yang was stunned for a moment. He subconsciously gestured to reverse the car and said casually.
"And we all…love to eat meat!”
As soon as she finished speaking, she could not help but laugh.
Deng Ziqi stood beside him and said excitedly.
"It's so enjoyable to be together when there's nothing to do!”
Liu Tianxian was already stunned. She just followed their words and said subconsciously.
"Welcome to our universe of friendship.”
Little Yueyue couldn't hold it in anymore. He said as he cut the vegetables.
"Our conversation…is so funny!"
“欸？I'm connected?"
He couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud.
The other female celebrities were the same. They were all smiling gorgeously.
……
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens were already bursting into laughter.
"Your rap…stinks! I'm connected too?"
"This rap is…really headstrong! Oh my god, it's poisonous!"
"Su Meng is really a little…dog today? Am I infected too?"
"No matter how I play with this…it's not enough!”
"I feel like Su Meng is chanting…a spell!”
"Coupled with the movements, why do I feel like I've been completely brainwashed?”
"Previous poster, you broke the formation.”
The netizens in the live broadcast room had already started playing.
……
At the recording studio, the group of people were laughing like crazy.
Even the executive director was overjoyed.
There was no need to even think about it. This was definitely a famous scene in this episode!
The viewership ratings were there!
Amongst the laughing crowd, only Hua Chenyu's face darkened as he suddenly shouted angrily.
"Enough!"
"You call this rap? You guys are insulting rap! Humiliating is so artistic!"
"Art?" Su Meng sneered.
"I just can't stand you guys talking about art at every turn.”
"Is being high up in the air called art?"
" Su Meng!" Hua Chenyu was already a little angry.
"What rubbish are you talking about?”
"Do you think you can rap just because you rhyme?”
"Do you fucking understand?"
"Rap needs a melody…"
"Oh ~~~ Right ~~~" Su Meng suddenly made an expression of realization.
He patted his head and turned to the others.
"Those moves just now were the first stage. The second stage still needs to add a melody.”
"Melody?" Little Yueyue scratched his head and said unconfidently.
"Although I'm a crosstalk actor and have studied it before, I'm not very good at melodies.”
"Is this easy to learn?"
"Good to learn, especially good to learn!" Su Meng nodded fiercely.
Then, he gestured while shaking his head.
"Let me teach you a chant!"
"He's especially studious!"
"The first sentence goes up"
"The second sentence goes down"
"Add SKR to the third sentence."
" Last hold on…"
What?
After a moment of silence, everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter…
……
This chant came from the comedy competition skit " Here Comes My Girlfriend." Those who were interested could read it themselves.
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