You're So Professional at Begging, You Call This Freestyle?
Su Meng chuckled and let Boss Yang go.
As he beat the rhythm, he walked up to Liu Tianxian.
When Liu Tianxian saw him coming over, she subconsciously stepped back, but Su Meng's words were faster than hers.
"The fairy is not ugly. She left before she even sang.”
"Look, Yixiao, cover your face. Celestial Immortal, don't run too far!”
"Not bad, Celestial Immortal Liu.”
"If you want to run, I'll really chase you. I'll chase you all the way to your house!”
What? Celestial Immortal Liu stopped in her tracks, not daring to walk any further.
Do you still dare to leave? If you leave again, he will really chase you away!
Su Meng was not done.
"Celestial Immortal Liu is not simple. His eyebrows are curved.”
"Her willowy eyebrows are curved like a fairy descending to the mortal world.”
"Sister Fairy has come to the mortal world, she is better than Xi Shi and Diao Chan!”
"When you see her, move forward. Three days and three nights won't be enough.”
Is he…complimenting me?
Tianxian Liu's face suddenly turned hot, and her heart thumped wildly.
But at this moment, Su Meng suddenly said.
"Liu Tianxian, you're so beautiful.”
"Celestial Immortal Liu, don't laugh. I'll take one even if you give me one!”
What? Money?
Celestial Immortal Liu was instantly stunned.
I was so touched that I wanted to give myself to you, and you're telling me that you're begging?
So you really think of yourself as a beggar?
……
Su Meng chuckled and did not really ask for money. Instead, he turned around and walked towards Deng Ziqi.
When Deng Ziqi saw him coming over, not only did she not retreat, but she also came over excitedly.
Su Meng glanced at her and started singing.
"Go forward, look forward, and sing a song for our Ziqi.”
"She's wearing yellow clothes and looks really beautiful.”
"Ziqi is really good-looking. She has a necklace around her neck.”
"He's wearing a necklace. He's really rich. He even has big earrings on his ears.”
"Wearing earrings, if you really want to praise her, she looks like a flower.”
"Wearing a necklace and big earrings, she looks like a fairy who has descended to the mortal world.”
"Boss Yang, Liu Tianxian, even if you're here, you have to stand aside!”
Pffft ~~ Deng Ziqi couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
Tianxian Liu and Boss Yang, who were standing at the side, instantly shut themselves up.
You were just praising us for our good looks, and now you want us to stand on one side?
he~~tui! Scumbag!
"I said that Ziqi is beautiful. Ziqi covered her mouth with a smile.”
"Cover your mouth, I just want to laugh. I'll take it even if you give me two pieces!”
"Pay up!"
Su Meng suddenly stopped the broken bowl and stretched out his hand confidently.
What?
Everyone was stunned.
Do you really think you're a beggar?
Wait, why do I feel like you're so…professional when it comes to begging?
Compared to you, those beggars on the streets who have lost their arms and legs are all so lowly, alright?
On the contrary, Deng Ziqi did not react in time and subconsciously reached into her pocket.
However, when he touched it, he was stunned.
"Well, the director doesn't allow me to bring money when I'm recording a show.”
Oh?
Su Meng raised his eyebrows and turned to look at the executive director.
The director's body instantly tensed up, as if something bad was about to happen.
……
Su Meng chuckled and sang as he walked over.
"Walk around and sing a song for our director.”
"This director is not simple. Let me make it up for you.”
"This director is fat from eating. It's obvious that he's blessed.”
"This director is so happy that he's sitting on a chair with his legs crossed.”
"Crossing your legs, you're so cool. You have a set of big golden teeth!”
"This director is so happy. He didn't shave his beard clean.”
"It's not shaved, it's not beautiful. How can we kiss if we don't shave!”
What? Kiss?
The director quickly picked up his chin and closed his mouth tightly.
She subconsciously tightened her grip on the walkie-talkie in her hand, and she had a faint urge to smash it down.
At this moment, Su Meng had completely let go.
"The director is holding a walkie-talkie.”
"You're taking pictures and photos again. I'll take a few pieces even if you give me a few!”
"Don't bother me, director. Why don't you take out a few yuan?”
"A few yuan is nothing. Just treat it as a cigarette.”
"A man, a real man, don't care about three or two yuan!”
I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!
The director couldn't take it anymore and said unhappily.
"I didn't bring any money!"
Didn't bring money? Su Meng raised his eyebrows and continued singing.
"Poor, poor, really poor. The director didn't bring any money with him when he went out.”
"I don't have any money. I know. I want the camera too.”
"I didn't bring any money, so there's no need to ask.”
"I didn't bring any money, but I want it too. I have a mobile payment insurance!”
F * ck!
The director fell to the ground with a thud. His voice changed.
"I'll give it to you! I'll give it to you! I'll give it to you, okay?"
"Why are you all still standing there? Hurry up and pay!"
At the critical moment, the assistant director reacted quickly.
He hurriedly took out his wallet, grabbed a handful of cash, and stuffed it into his hand.
"Here you go! Please stop, I can't take it anymore!”
Su Meng chuckled, took the money, and waved it at Boss Yang.
"Big honey, I told you that you can earn a lot of money by begging with me.”
"Isn't this money?"
What?
Did you really earn money by begging?
Everyone went numb…
……
"Su Meng, Su Meng, what about me?”
When Little Yueyue saw that he was the only one who had been left out, he was so anxious that he stomped his feet.
Su Chong was slightly amused.
"You're ugly and poor, so I don't care about you.”
Ugly and poor? Little Yueyue immediately shut himself up.
Su Meng did not let him go. He walked over and patted his shoulder.
"Did you see that? Rap isn't hard, right?"
“rap？”Little Yueyue's eyes widened.
"You call this rap?"
"That's right! Didn't I say it before?" Su Meng looked at him strangely.
"Whether it's allegro, lotus, or rap, they're all just doggerel.”
"Oh right, the song I sang just now is called Lotus Fall in Chinese and freestyle in English!”
free……freestyle？
Countless people opened their mouths wide and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
You call this thing…freestyle?!
What freestyle!
……
These two chapters had caused half of the brain cells of the author to die.
Seeing that the author had worked so hard, it wouldn't be too much to give him some fresh flowers, comments, and monthly votes, right?
Otherwise, don't blame me for singing freestyle to you!
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