What a Good Job! But why can't I understand?
In the teahouse, Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu looked at each other, then lowered their heads and fell into deep thought.
After a long time, Grandpa Yu raised his head and asked in confusion.
"Old Guo, you also know that I'm not very good at allegro.”
"Why haven't I heard of Su Meng's jokes before?”
Guo Dagang frowned and slowly shook his head.
"I think I'm well-informed in this industry, but I've never heard of these jokes.”
"Could it be a long-lost old joke?”
"As expected, you live and learn.”
Grandpa Yu thought for a moment and took out his phone.
"I'll ask my master if he knows.”
A moment later, the call was connected and Grandpa Yu said respectfully.
"Master, how have you been recently?”
"I'm calling today to ask you a question.”
"There are a few traditional allegro pieces. I want to ask you where they came from.”
" It's called 'Three Heroes Battle against Kakashi',' Ning Ci Battle against Nine Tails 'and' Big Dawn Organization..."
……
As one of the persons-in-charge of Bilibili, Xia Qingqing was already extremely busy.
In this world, there was also Bilibili, which was at the top of the ACG video website. This time, the comic convention was also organized by Bilibili.
Suddenly, her phone rang and she heard the anxious voices of the people below.
"Sister Xia, a large number of people have gathered in front of the exhibition center!”
"Then what are you waiting for? Why aren't you guiding them in? Be careful."
"No, no, Sister Xia, they're not here to attend the comic convention!”
The voices of the people below became more and more anxious.
"Not at the comic convention?" Xia Qingqing asked in confusion.
"Aren't we the only ones holding a comic convention at the Pinghe City Convention and Exhibition Center today?”
"Are there any other activities?"
"No, no, they're here to see a celebrity!”
"Celebrity?" Xia Qingqing's expression turned serious.
"Which organizer invited a celebrity today?”
"Aiya, Sister Xia, they are here to see Su Meng, Little Yueyue, Boss Yang, and Liu Tianxian!”
"I'm not sure either. I'll send you a video.”
After saying that, the person below hurriedly hung up the phone.
What the f * ck? Su Meng, Little Yueyue, Mr. Yang, Celestial Liu?
Xia Qingqing was shocked.
How could a celebrity of this level appear at a comic convention?
Which exhibition company was so generous?
However, this was a comic convention, a 2D event. These 3D celebrities didn't seem to match, right?
Before Xia Qingqing could figure it out, her phone lit up.
Xia Qingqing picked up her phone and looked at it for a moment. She was stunned.
"allegro?"
" Ultraman vs. Little Monsters, One Piece, Mario Saving the Beauty, Death Edogawa…"
"What the hell is this?"
"When did the 2D and 3D walls break?”
……
"Is this cosplay? This is the first time I've come into close contact with him.”
Deng Ziqi looked around curiously, as if she had never seen the world before.
Today, the others were having a group activity, and she had also followed them.
It was more interesting to follow Su Meng. As for her partner, Hua Chenyu…who was that?
Not only her, Little Yueyue, Liu Tianxian, and Boss Yang were the same.
On the contrary, Su Meng, who was the leader, looked calm.
"They're here, they're here!"
A sharp-eyed fan saw them from afar and cried out in surprise.
A group of people instantly surrounded them. There were fans and some people who had originally planned to attend the comic convention.
There were even some cosplayers in the middle.
Su Meng happily cupped his hands and said loudly.
"My friends, today I'm here to perform.”
"I'll work harder later. You guys should also support me more. Those who have money will support me, and those who don't have money will support me.”
"Good! Good job!" Many people in the crowd cheered in unison.
Little Yueyue was dumbfounded.
Why does Su Meng look more professional than me?
No, what did he say? You guys just call it a good job?
Wasn't this audience affinity a little too good?
Su Meng cleared his throat and was about to play the allegro when someone in the crowd suddenly shouted.
"Teacher Su, can you wait a moment?”
Su Meng looked towards the source of the voice and saw a beautiful middle-aged woman walking through the crowd and speaking with a sincere expression.
"Teacher Su, my name is Xia Qingqing. I'm the person in charge of today's comic convention.”
"I saw that you wanted to perform. After all, this place is open air, so the effect isn't very good.”
"We have a professional stage in the comic convention. Why don't you move inside?”
Su Meng glanced at the surrounding fans and was about to speak when Xia Qingqing added.
"I know you want to perform for your fans, but there are too many people here, and the people behind can't hear you clearly.”
"I've already made some last-minute adjustments. Today's comic convention is free, and we've already informed those who have already bought tickets to cancel them.”
"You see…"
What a bright person!
Su Meng looked at her in surprise. As expected, someone who could sit in this position was not an ordinary person.
Su Meng thought for a moment and nodded.
"It's not impossible to perform inside, but the performance fee has to be discussed.”
Xia Qingqing felt bitter in her heart.
He had originally wanted to ride on the popularity today. Speaking of appearance fees…with so many big stars, wouldn't the appearance fees be astronomical?
Before she could say anything, Su Meng had already settled the score seriously.
"I'm a master chef. I get 500 yuan a day for my appearance!”
"Little Yueyue is a little master. 100 yuan will do.”
"The other three are just helping. Don't worry about them.”
"A total of 600 yuan. Pay up!"
What?
Xia Qingqing and the surrounding fans were stunned.
The five of you only need 600 yuan?
F * ck, can I rent a month? No, can I buy a year?
Little Yueyue was numb.
Brother, I'm the professional when it comes to playing allegro, alright? Why are you the master and I the little master?
The three female celebrities beside him had even more resentful expressions.
You're a little chef after all. 100 yuan a day, the three of us are partners, alright?!
……
There were many people sitting in the lobby of De Yun Club.
Guo Qilin looked at this, then looked at that, then looked up at the television.
Under the encouraging gazes of his fellow disciples, he finally opened his mouth weakly.
"Dad, Master, did you call everyone over just to watch Senior Brother Yue's performance?”
Guo Dagang shook his head and said seriously.
"I didn't ask you to come here today to see Little Yueyue. I asked you to see Su Meng.”
Su Meng? The group of people looked at each other in confusion.
This doesn't seem to be related to our crosstalk circle, right?
Grandpa Yu was also very serious and explained.
"Su Meng will perform a few traditional allegro later.”
"These few jokes should be old jokes that have been lost for a long time.”
"Not to mention your master and me, even my master has never heard of it.”
"That's why I specially called you here to let you learn!”
Su Meng's traditional allegro?
Among the disciples, the corners of a few people's mouths twitched crazily.
Qin Xiaoxian blurted out.
"Master, the allegro Su Meng mentioned, he…he…why don't you two stop listening?”
" Qin Xiaoxian..." Guo Dagang's voice had a hint of displeasure.
"How many times have I told you? Have you forgotten how to live and learn?”
"You're not very capable, but you have a bad temper!”
"Deduct 600 yuan from the bonus!"
Qin Xiaoxian stiffened, and tears almost flowed out of his face.
Master, I'm just afraid that you'll die of anger.
I'm doing this for your own good. Why can't you tell the difference between loyalty and treachery?
You're still deducting my money?
I'm already paying to work now, alright?
Many people cast sympathetic looks at him.
Guo Qilin heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he had blocked the attack. Otherwise…
Eh? My dad doesn't have a heart attack, right?
What was the number of 120?
Su Meng's free work was pretty good. He wondered if he could…
……
At the comic convention, everyone went crazy when they heard that five celebrities had suddenly appeared.
They rushed to the stage in the middle.
It made the attendees so angry that they stomped their feet and cursed.
F * ck! Why was the company so stingy? Why didn't they arrange for more people?
That way, I can slack off and watch celebrities…
On the stage, Su Meng stood in the middle with a smile.
At this moment, he was wearing a large coat, which made him look even more extraordinary.
Many young ladies below the stage were staring at him with stars in their eyes.
Su Chong bowed and said with a smile.
"Apprentice Su Meng, come on stage and bow!"
"Today, I'll perform a traditional allegro for everyone,'Three Heroes vs. Kakashi'!”
Hahaha... Hearing his words, everyone below the stage laughed until they fell back and forth.
Everyone who came to the comic convention knew who Kakashi was.
The traditional allegro," Three Heroes vs Kakashi "?
When did Naruto infiltrate the crosstalk world?
I thought you were joking yesterday, but you're serious?
……
Crackling…crackling…
Su Meng didn't mind. He shook his hands and played the allegro obediently.
Eh?
In Deyun Club, many people gasped in surprise.
Once the expert made his move, he would know if there was one.
Although it was just a few simple knocks, the rhythm and melody fell into their ears.
Hiss…
A moment later, many people gasped at the same time.
On the stage, Su Meng's wrist flipped. His movements were so fast that it was almost impossible to see clearly.
He was actually playing with the board!
Although his movements were fast, the rhythm was not chaotic at all. Instead, it became more and more charming.
With this move alone, there were not many people in the entire Deyun Club who could compare to him.
Guo Dagang nodded secretly, and great expectations rose in his heart.
This was a true expert in allegro. What would the traditional allegro he brought be like?
……
Su Meng finally opened his mouth to sing.
"In the Naruto World, there are many weirdos.”
"Little Sasuke, he was originally the second generation of the official of the Kiba Village. How could he die from domestic violence?”
The crowd burst into laughter.
Did you really sing Naruto?
Depressed child Uchiha? The second generation of officials of the Woodleaf Village?
To think that you could think of it!
Little Yueyue's face was blank as he fell into deep self-doubt.
Su Meng didn't lose his rhythm and continued to sing.
"On this day, Kakashi was the head teacher of the class division at Muye Elementary School.”
"There are three students who signed up for the class. Haruno Sakura has mental problems.”
"Study representative Uchiha, and Trash Whirlpool.”
"Kakashi, Kakashi took out a small bell with one hand and held up the Intimate Paradise with the other.”
"Whoever snatches the bell during the entrance exam will be the strongest!”
"Good Ming Ren, form a seal and use Shadow Clone.”
"But I saw that there were Little Ming people everywhere in the east, west, south, north, east, west, east, east, west, and north!”
"Kakashi used the Chakra in his body to use the secret technique Thousand Year Kill, hurting Naruto's little anus…"
Hahahaha…The audience was laughing so hard that they could barely stand still.
Su Meng's laughter had not stopped since the first line.
Did you really f * cking turn Naruto into an allegro?
Was this something a decent person could do?
But why was this Naruto allegro getting more and more intoxicating?
The audience laughed crazily, but Su Meng on the stage was not affected at all.
His enunciation and words were clear. Even in the midst of the loud laughter, they were still clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.
Not only was the lyrics full of charm, but the eyes, movements, and body were even more exquisite and vivid.
……
"Good!"
In Deyun Club, Guo Dagang and Yu Qian couldn't help but applaud.
The disciples were even more dumbfounded.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Where did you get this Naruto allegro?
No, let's not talk about this phrase first. The key is, why are you singing so well?
Many people subconsciously looked at Gao Feng.
After all, in Deyun Club, his level of allegro was the highest.
Everyone subconsciously compared Su Meng to Gao Feng.
However, looking over, Gao Feng's eyes were wide open, and his jaw had already dropped to the ground.
Looking at Su Meng on the screen, he was dumbfounded…
……
Su Meng, who was on the stage, was getting more and more into the mood as he sang.
"Seeing that Naruto couldn't hold on, Sasuke aimed at Kuna.”
"Kakashi lost his life after being hit by a dart.”
"Sasuke Uchiha was anxious and used the Fire Escape Fireball Technique!”
"Pfft! Puff! Puff!"
"He spat out divine fire from his mouth. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. Divine fire surrounded Kakashi.”
"Thick smoke rose up, flames rose, golden snakes slithered, and balls of red fireballs!”
"Kakashi, sizzling sounds from being burned by the divine fire, the Uchiha clan is truly powerful!”
"This time, Sasuke passed the test successfully!”
"Next time, Class Seven will declare war on the Country of Waves!”
After a few more knocks, the allegro finally stopped.
However, the crowd was already going crazy.
F * ck, isn't this fast-paced version of the song too much?
Laughter, applause, and cheers interweaved together, almost flipping the ceiling of the exhibition center.
……
The live broadcast room was already in chaos. The bullet comments were like a waterfall.
"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck! Is he serious?"
"No way! Was it really Naruto? Wasn't this too out of place? But why do I want to laugh so much?”
"Why does everything become so indecent in Su Meng's hands?”
"Hahahaha, Su Meng made me re-evaluate the traditional allegro.”
"I didn't expect Su Meng to like anime too. A bosom friend, a true bosom friend!"
"Let's not talk about other things, let's talk about the depressed child Uchiha.”
"Could the person upstairs be Su Beggar's disciple? Sorry for the disrespect."
……
In a house in the Imperial Capital.
A skinny old man raised his hand with some difficulty. His voice was a little weak.
"Good! Good job! You sang really well!"
"Even compared to my master, it's not bad.”
"Call your Brother Yu later and tell him that I really don't know about this joke.”
"I'm old, I'm old. My brain can't work anymore.”
"This word…I don't understand it?”
This seriously ill old man was none other than Master Yu's master, the old generation's famous crosstalk artist, Shi Fukuan!
Behind him, his son could not help but gasp.
Shi Fukuan's master? That was the famous Gao Fengshan!
He was the founder of one of the three major schools of allegro,"High School allegro"!
This young man was actually on par with Gao Fengshan?
However, he didn't dare to refute and agreed seriously.
"Don't worry, Dad. I'll call him in a while.”
However, what they did not notice was that in the corner of the room, their grandson was already convulsing with laughter…
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