Crosstalk at the Comic Convention, The Audience Was Actually Enjoying It?
On the stage, Su Meng felt relieved when he saw the lively atmosphere.
"Are you satisfied with this allegro?”
"Good!"
"Satisfied! I'm so satisfied ~"
"Good job!"
"Brother Su Meng is so handsome!"
Su Meng chuckled and cupped his hands.
"Since everyone likes to listen, then I'll work harder today and sing a few more songs for you.”
"Please enjoy the traditional allegro,'Ultraman vs. Little Monsters'!”
What the hell?
Countless people in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
It's not enough that you've brought trouble to Naruto, but you won't let Ultraman off either?
On the stage, Su Meng had already started singing.
"The Country of Light has raised the red flag, and the Otto hero is Aidi!”
"There's Aidi who's eight thousand years old and has joined the Space Guard.”
"On this day, a big monster appeared on Earth. Claysaint was invincible.”
"He kicked over a small car with one foot and hit a small plane with one hand.”
"It scared the humans so much that they cried out. They invited, invited the Earth Guard, the natural enemy of monsters.”
"The team member took out a small pistol, and it didn't scratch the monster's skin at all.”
"The commoners are in an uproar.”
"At this moment, a person walked over from afar. His eyes were shining with pride and determination.”
"You asked who came. The guard was fierce and said," Aidi!"”
"This shout scared the enemy. This shout dispelled the worries of the people on Earth.”
" This one, it's Ultraman. This one, it's a one-on-one fight with a monster..."
The more Su Meng sang, the more excited the atmosphere became.
Laughter, applause, and cheers rang out endlessly.
His favorite Ultraman was sung into allegro, and it was actually so nice?
Was it because of her?
……
In Deyun Club, Guo Dagang shook his head as he listened to the allegro.
From time to time, she would even call out to him.
However, Grandpa Yu suddenly frowned.
"Old Guo, Ultraman…Why does it sound so familiar?”
Guo Dagang also noticed the abnormality after being reminded by him.
"Ao, Te, and Aidi? Why did this name feel a little off?”
"Earth? Monster? A car? Plane? A pistol?"
"Old Yu, Su Meng said earlier that…this is traditional allegro?”
The young people behind him could not hold it in any longer.
One by one, they slapped the table and laughed.
Master, you are really old…No, Master is forever young, forever living in our hearts…
Pah!
Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu finally noticed that something was wrong when they saw the disciples 'expressions.
Guo Dagang glanced at the audience and pointed to Qin Xiaoxian, who was laughing the most.
"Qin Xiaoxian, tell me, what's the joke of this joke?”
Qin Xiaoxian froze, and the expression on his face instantly changed from smiling to crying.
"That…Master…do you really want to hear it?”
"Speak!"
"Master, the part that Su Meng sang just now…was adapted from Ultraman…"
"The scene of 'Three Heroes vs. Kakashi' was adapted from the Japanese anime 'Naruto'.”
" Su Meng has broken the dimensional wall and brought the allegro to the 2D world…"
"By the way, Master, do you believe in light?”
What the hell?
Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were stunned.
Ultraman? An anime? Two-dimensional? Dimension Wall? What the hell was this?
You call this traditional allegro?
I believe you!
Seeing his disciples laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth, Guo Dagang could not keep his face up.
She slammed the table and stood up, her face red with anger.
Just as he was about to curse, Guo Qilin had already jumped up, and his voice had changed.
"Quick, quick, quick! Call 120! My father can't take it anymore!"
What?
The laughter at the scene came to an abrupt end, and it became deathly silent…
……
On the stage, Su Meng had gone crazy.
"I took care of the anime fans just now, so we game fans should also share the rain and dew.”
"Come, come, come. I'll work harder and play the traditional allegro of Mario Saving the Beauty for everyone!”
"Blue sky, yellow ground, white clouds in the sky smiling.”
"Rows of bricks are floating in the sky, and water pipes are being uprooted.”
"There is a leader of the evil forces called Kuba who kidnapped the little princess loli.”
"Sending out Chestnut Boy, the Ninja World is in danger.”
"The world was shrouded in darkness. At this moment, Mario fell from the sky.”
"I saw him wearing an M red riding hood on his head, and his two mustaches curled up.”
"Suspenders, white gloves, and short calves.”
"The hero saves the damsel in distress, the plumber has arrived.”
“……”
"In front of me is the Castle of Alba. The pony is happy on the surface but sad on the inside.”
"How can I defeat him alone? I need to hire some helpers to urge the enemy.”
"Yes, I invited my younger brother Luigi. There's no hurry to be cuckolded.”
" The Crimson Fort's Jeeps and tanks versus two Ironskins.”
"The Ninja Turtles sit in the middle, and the gold diggers bring the mummies.”
"The fighters of the Republic of Korea throw grenades, while King Kong throws barrels.”
"The Locke people brought the Double Dragon, and the Three-Eyed Child led Little Pig.”
"Pac-Man in the circus, Takahashi riding a dragon.”
"Whoosh! Old Kuba spat out divine fire. The Scarlet Shadow Warriors came to the rescue.”
"There was a crack, and the Tetras went down.”
"This is the dream of a young summer, and now I'm playing the red and white computer again!”
"Good!"
"Awesome!"
"Brother Su Meng is so handsome!"
The crowd erupted in cheers again.
If it was 'Three Heroes vs. Kakashi,' everyone would only find it funny.
Ultraman vs. Little Monsters had already made them thoroughly excited.
Originally, the battle scene in the feature film was ordinary, but when Su Meng sang it in allegro, it could be said to be high-spirited.
And the third verse of " Mario saves the damsel in distress " was full of emotions.
Super Mario, Battle of the Tanks, Pac-Man, Tetris...
Even though many young people had never played these classic games, they had heard of their names.
In the live broadcast room, many middle-aged men had already activated their memory killing mode.
"I remember that when I was young, I went to my classmate's house to play the red and white computer. I didn't even have time to eat. My mother beat me back with a broom.”
"Ye Qing Hui!"
"I didn't expect Super Mario to sing so well with allegro. I love you, I love you!"
"Su Meng! You bastard! Alright, I admit that I've been attracted by you…"
"I'm the best in Tetri. If you're not convinced, come and fight!”
……
At Shi Fukuang's house.
His son had already stiffened, and his heart was in a mess.
Although he did not understand Naruto, he knew the second part of Ultraman.
The old master was not in good health. How should she explain this to him?
Before he could think of a countermeasure, Su Meng's " Mario saves the damsel in distress " had already started singing.
Shi Fukuan, who was frowning in deep thought, was suddenly startled and muttered.
"Mario? Super Mario? Tank battle? Crimson Fort? Tetras?"
"Isn't this a game? Why…"
"No! He…he made the game into an allegro?”
The old man trembled as he pointed at the screen. He could not even speak properly.
His grandson couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Hahahaha, Grandpa, it's not just the game.”
"He sang Naruto and Ultraman in the first two parts. It's an anime…"
"Nonsense!" The old man suddenly slammed the table and shouted angrily.
" Kuaiban is a traditional folk art. How dare he…"
Before he could say anything, Su Meng's voice came from the TV, and he was stunned.
……
On the stage of the comic convention, Su Meng cupped his hands and chuckled.
"Everyone, if you like to listen, then I'll work harder.”
"However, I'm a little tired now. Please allow me to drink some water and rest for a while.”
"Now, let's invite Little Master Yue Yue to come on stage and give everyone a performance.”
"But everyone knows that in the 2D world, beauty is justice. For someone like Little Yueyue…Tsk tsk tsk.”
"Then let him go and let him play the traditional allegro version of Tong Ren Tang!”
"Are you guys willing to listen? Or was he willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen?"
"I'm happy to hear it!"
Countless people below the stage shouted in unison.
Little Yueyue was also an extremely popular contestant, not to mention Su Meng's performance just now, which had already attracted countless fans.
If Brother Su Meng asked me to choose one out of three, I would definitely choose Happy to listen!
Eh? Why were all three options the same?
Little Yueyue was slightly stunned. He quickly walked up to the stage and took the allegro from Su Meng's hand.
"Everyone, my fast board skills aren't that good. Moreover, with my image, the animation industry doesn't want me.”
"I'll play a traditional allegro version of Tong Ren Tang for everyone. Please forgive me!”
After exchanging a few pleasantries, Little Yueyue got into position and started singing.
"Tong Ren Tang is an old medicine shop.”
"The Medicine Lord is sitting in the middle, and the top ten famous doctors are on both sides…"
If it was in the past, how would the young people attending the comic convention be willing to listen to this?
However, Su Meng had already stirred up the atmosphere, and his interest in the allegro had increased greatly.
Coupled with Little Yueyue's popularity, everyone was quite happy to hear it.
……
Little Yueyue knew that Su Meng was creating an opportunity for him, so he naturally used all his skills.
Unfortunately, his basic skills were indeed average.
In addition, Tong Ren Tang was a difficult joke.
With Little Yueyue's ability, it was really not interesting to sing this joke well.
By the end, even the audience who didn't understand the allegro could tell that something was wrong.
The scene gradually became restless.
On the stage, Little Yueyue barely finished singing this part. Seeing that the atmosphere was a little cold, he was about to cry.
If I were to perform crosstalk, I would definitely blow up the entire venue.
But today, he had lost a lot of face…
Su Meng chuckled as he walked onto the stage. He pulled Little Yueyue and signaled him not to get off the stage.
Then, he gave Little Yueyue a thumbs up and said to the audience.
"How is it? Little Yueyue is a good person, right? You're really honest."
"If you say that the craftsmanship is not good, it's really not good. There's no ambiguity at all.”
"Isn't that right, everyone?"
"Yes!" Seeing Su Meng take the lead, some people below mustered up their courage and shouted.
Su Meng shook his head with a pained expression.
"Unprofessional, your audience is too unprofessional!”
"Come, let me teach everyone. We should do this…"
Then, he got into a stance towards Little Yueyue and started to make a loud " Phew…" sound.
The audience immediately burst into laughter, and many people let out a "Phew…" sound.
Su Meng waved his arms and said loudly.
"It's still not neat. Why are there still people who are embarrassed to speak?”
"Come, everyone listen to my command. 2! 3! Phew…"
" Phew…" As he counted down, everyone below the stage cheered at the same time.
Then, he burst into laughter.
It was so fun! This was really interesting!
Little Yueyue was a little stunned when he saw Su Meng's words turn the atmosphere around.
Speaking of which, isn't it my specialty to create an atmosphere at the scene?
He was stunned, but Su Meng wasn't. He kicked him without batting an eyelid and said,"
"Not to mention everyone else, even your master couldn't bear to listen to what you just said.”
Little Yueyue received his hint and immediately reacted.
"Really?"
"Of course. When I was offstage just now, your master called me and asked me to scold you on his behalf.”
"Aiyo, then what did my master say?”
Su Meng raised his head and looked at the ceiling. He placed one hand on his waist and pointed at the sky with the other as he cursed.
" Little Yueyue, you've disgraced our ancestor. I'll whip you to death…"
As he spoke, he even jumped a few times and waved his hand in the air.
Seeing him like this, the audience burst into laughter.
Who couldn't tell that he was using Guo Dagang's height to cheat?
Little Yueyue was also an expert who had died on the spot. His reaction was extremely fast. He immediately bent down and shouted at the floor.
"Master…please don't hit me…I'm in pain…"
" Hahaha…" Many people below the stage laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.
Guo Dagang had to jump up to hit you? How short would he be?
"You're so angry that my face is black!”
Master, that's because you're a black…"
"You still dare to talk back? Guo Qilin, bring me my 40-meter-long machete and a ladder…"
"Why are you taking the ladder?"
"Nonsense, if you didn't take the ladder, would I have poked your thigh?”
The two of them sang and joked, and actually started a crosstalk on stage.
However, the transition was very smooth, and the audience below the stage did not notice it at all.
On the contrary, she was amused by the two of them and was extremely happy.
The atmosphere at the scene continued to rise wave after wave, as if the air had been ignited.
……
"Hahaha, Old Guo, the two kids are using you as a bait.”
In Deyun Club, Grandpa Yu laughed out loud.
Although the disciples did not dare to laugh openly, their shoulders were all shrugging. It was obvious that they were trying hard to hold back their laughter.
Guo Dagang nodded, looking a little surprised.
"Su Meng knows how to do crosstalk?"
"This set is all freshly hung. It's very realistic.”
Grandpa Yu looked at Su Meng on the screen with doting eyes.
"I wonder who taught this child. He's quite capable.”
"His crosstalk is also very good, and his board is also very good.”
"That's the phrase…But judging from the reaction, it seems like the youngsters like it? This is strange."
"Old Guo, to be honest, not many of your disciples can compare to you.”
Emmmmm…The disciples instantly shut themselves up.
Grandpa, if you praise someone, then praise someone. Why do you have to bring me along?
……
In the live broadcast room, the netizens were also laughing.
"Hey, Su Meng, are you trying to make me laugh to death and inherit my 8 million yuan villa?”
" The guy above me, V me, I brought the Barley Family…"
"D * mn, I used to think that Su Meng was a little silly. Why do I feel that he's so funny today?”
"No way, no way. You guys still can't tell? These two are doing crosstalk!"
"Haha, aren't you afraid that Teacher Guo will beat him up?”
"Crosstalk? He was doing crosstalk at a comic convention? Why do I feel strange?"
" I don't know if it's to blame or not. All I know is that Su Meng performed a crosstalk at the comic convention and the audience got hooked on it…"
……
On the stage, Su Meng was performing his crosstalk while secretly paying attention to the reactions of the audience.
Seeing that the atmosphere had become heated again, he nodded his head secretly.
It was time to start the next wave of operations…
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