The Great Mage Didn't Even Have the Chance to Attack, and He Was Killed by the Musical Instrument Store Owner?
"Old Wang, stop the car!"
"Alright ~"
Wang Laowu, who was driving, didn't ask and parked the van steadily by the roadside.
Su Meng jumped out of the car and strolled to the roadside.
The other people in the car didn't know what was going on and quickly followed.
Su Meng opened the door of a musical instrument store and said loudly.
"Boss, I'm here to take care of your business again.”
"Father! "My father…" Suddenly, a burst of wailing came from the shop.
This shout shocked the group of people.
Looking around, who else was crying but the shop owner?
"Boss, what are you doing?”
"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Su. Seeing you reminded me of your 'Grand Funeral.' I wanted to cry out of reflex..." The
boss was also a little embarrassed.
This was Su Meng's second time here. The first time was when he bought the suona.
A few female celebrities burst out laughing.
According to what you said, wouldn't Su Meng become a jinx?
Su Meng was also a little numb. I'm a popular young hunk that everyone loves, okay?
Shaking his head, he did not dwell on this question anymore.
"Boss, do you have an erhu at home?”
Erhu?
Many people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Buy an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?
Amazing, my brother.
The boss was also a little surprised. He subconsciously pointed at a shelf.
"Yes, it's right there."
Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu, and looked at it. Then, he picked up the bow and was about to pull it.
"Stop!" Seeing this scene, the boss was so scared that his face turned green.
He rushed over and held Su Meng's hand tightly.
"Master Su, please don't pull me away.”
"I'm old and can't take such stimulation. I can't cry anymore.”
"Hahaha..." The people behind him couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
All of them were laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.
Speaking of which, how traumatized did you leave the shop owner?
Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became a little awkward.
"Boss, I just wanted to test it out
…" The boss's face turned green.
The last time you bought a sutra, you said the same thing, but what happened in the end?
"My erhu is definitely good. You're a regular customer. Don't you believe me?”
Su Meng thought about it and did not insist.
"Alright, then I'll take this erhu. How much is it?”
"I don't want money! I'll give you the erhu!" The boss blurted out without thinking.
F * ck, did I really become a god of plague?
Anyone who saw it would have to spend money to avoid disaster?
Su Meng was also completely numb.
"
Boss, you should just take the money. You're making things difficult for Master Su."”
"He's a master after all. How can he take advantage of you?”
Little Yueyue came over and said with a smile.
The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"Alright then. This erhu is 59.9 yuan.”
“59.9？”Su Meng pointed at the label and felt uncomfortable.
"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the label says 599, right?”
"You're mistaken! Oh no, the label is wrong!" The boss remained calm and collected.
However, when she turned around and saw the cashier covering her mouth and laughing secretly, she was instantly furious.
"Honey, how could you label such an important thing wrong?”
"There's actually one less decimal point?”
"How did you learn math?”
"My pocket money this month will be deducted by 200 yuan!”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
F * ck, are you the one who's stupid or am I the one who's stupid?
However, he did not say anything. He just took out 60 yuan and bid.
"I'm a great master. How can I lack this little money from you?"”
"I'll give you 60 yuan, keep the change!”
Caw, caw, caw…There seemed to be a few crows cawing over the scene.
Where did you get the confidence to be so confident?
Boss
, I want this violin. The price is 2999, right?”
A voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Hua Chenyu standing in front of a violin, looking at the label.
This guy wanted to buy a violin?
Many people were also surprised.
The lady boss looked at the boss and said hesitantly.
"This…I seem to have labeled it wrongly…It should be missing a decimal point…right?”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all ecstatic.
Wasn't this pair of clowns a little too funny?
The boss shook his head with a serious face.
"Your label is indeed wrong!”
"But it's not that there's one less decimal point, it's that there's two less 9s.”
"So the price of this violin should be 299999 yuan!”
"Honey, why did you mark it wrong again? I'll be fined another 200 yuan of pocket money this month!”
Pfff ~ The group of people almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Boss, are you serious?
How dare you ask for 300,000 yuan for a broken violin?
Why did you give Su Meng a 10% discount when he bought the erhu?
Hua Chenyu bought a violin, and you gave him a…100% discount?
Deng Ziqi held her stomach and laughed for a long time. She could not hold it in anymore.
"Boss, how do you do your business? Isn't this a huge loss?"
The boss was smiling at her.
"You don't understand. People who do folk music are all poor. They can't afford it if it's too expensive.”
"Those who do Western music are all very pretentious. If you sell it cheaply, he will think that you look down on him.”
Deng Ziqi suddenly froze and could no longer smile.
I seem to know piano, violin, sax, guitar, drum set…They seem to be all western instruments?
Boss, I suspect that you're trying to frame me!
"F * ck, are you slaughtering pigs? I don't want it anymore!"
Hua Chenyu couldn't take it anymore and turned around to leave.
Why would he stay here? To be slaughtered like a pig?
Wait, when I'm f * cking fierce, I'm actually cursing myself?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens were overjoyed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha, this pair of clowns is too interesting. I'm so happy.”
"Su Meng is so awesome. A song like 'The Grand Funeral' scared the boss to this extent?”
"Honey, how could you label it wrong? Deduct 200 yuan from my pocket money this month! He really said the most ruthless words and was the most cowardly person.”
"Did you guys overlook something? It seemed like Hua Chenyu was going to PK Su Meng today, right? But now, Hua Chenyu didn't even have a violin?”
"What a pitiful Hua Chenyu. Allow me to laugh three times to show my respect. Hah! Hah! Ha!"
"So…Hua Chenyu didn't even have the chance to attack before he was defeated by the musical instrument store owner?”
"Boss is awesome!”
Seeing
the group of people walking out, the music store suddenly fell silent.
The boss gulped, his voice trembling.
"My dear wife, let me explain
…" The Lady Boss interrupted him and said coldly.
"You just said that 400 yuan will be deducted from your pocket money this month, right?”
As she spoke, she took out four large bills from her pocket and slammed them on the table.
"400 dollars, take it!"
The boss looked at the 400-dollar bill and fell into deep thought.
Didn't you say that you'll punish me with 400 yuan? How are you going to pay for me?
Is my dear wife really bad at math?
Then his wife would be a cashier…
No! My dear wife is always in the right and will not accept any rebuttal!
"Boss, this is 600 yuan. It's the money for Su Meng to buy the erhu.”
A crisp voice suddenly sounded at the door.
The boss looked up and saw a little girl put the money on the shelf and then turned around to leave.
Su Meng's money for the erhu?
The Lady Boss raised her eyebrows and said indifferently.
"That person just now…seemed to be Su Meng's assistant?”
"Since you've given me money, then take it.”
"Since you sold the erhu, you can have the six hundred yuan as a reward.”
"Oh, okay!" The boss was excited and ran over to grab the money.
"Honey, wait for me for a while. I'll buy you your favorite milk tea!”
After saying that, he ran out in a hurry.
Looking
at his back as he walked away, the Lady Boss suddenly beamed.
She took out her phone and sounded a little proud.
"Daughter, let me tell you.”
"Your dad is especially mighty and domineering today!”
"That Great Wizard wants to fight with your Cult Master?”
"Even without your cult master taking action, your dad would have destroyed that Great Mage!”
An excited voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I understand. Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mom!”
"I love you guys to death!"
The smile on the Lady Boss 'face grew wider.
"Let me tell you, your Cult Master bought an erhu, which means that he knows how to play it.”
"Besides, he's so good at suona and he's your idol, so he must be especially good at erhu.”
"If your class today isn't important, you might as well skip class and watch your sect master's live broadcast.”
"You also learn erhu. Let's see if you can secretly learn a few moves.”
The person on the other end of the phone choked.
"Mom, is there anyone like you who would persuade your daughter to skip class?”
"Did you often skip class when you were in school?”
"No wonder you can even mark the decimal point wrong!”
"There's no need to skip class. Our department has issued a notice that all the teachers and students in the department are going to watch the Cult Master's live broadcast today!”
"Did you see that? This is Cult Master's card!"
"Cult Master will rule the martial world for thousands of generations!”
"What?" Hearing this, the lady boss was furious.
"I don't object to you being the fan cult master, but do you think he can unify the martial world? Bah! You wish!"
"Su Beggar is the number one in the world! I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Instantly, a war between fans broke out between the mother and daughter who were still deeply in love with each other.
In the end, the experienced Lady Boss ended the war with one sentence.
"Let's join forces! The two of us will form an alliance to deal with your father together!”
"Who asked him to be Master Su's fan?!”
…
Yellowstone Village.
A family was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, and the red word "Happy" was hung high up. Everywhere was filled with a festive atmosphere.
This was a wedding!
There were more than ten tables set up at the entrance.
There were six or seven people at each table.
Everyone had weapons in their hands.
Suona, sheng, gongs and drums, bangzi, cymbals…everything was available.
This was actually a dozen suona teams!
Although the wedding hadn't officially started yet, these suona teams had already started to compete.
Twenty to thirty suona horns were blowing loudly.
The suona players also put in a lot of effort, playing one festive song after another. They didn't even have the time to take a sip of water.
The entire village was enveloped in a festive atmosphere.
Anyone who saw it would give a thumbs up.
This display was really too grand!
A wealthy family! What a wealthy family!
However, at this moment, at the door, the groom's father fell into deep self-doubt.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Before he could figure it out, the groom and bride walked over together.
The bride's eyes were red. It was obvious that she had just cried.
Seeing this scene, the old man was shocked. Without thinking, he slapped the groom's face.
"Rascal, did you bully your wife?”
"It's your fortune that she came all the way to marry you!”
"You still dare to bully her?"
He turned around and said to the bride with a smile.
"Daughter-in-law, if this brat bullies you, tell me and I'll help you!”
The bride's tears could not help but flow out, and her voice was choked with sobs.
"Father, it's not that he bullied me. I'm just touched.”
"I didn't expect you to put on such a big show when I'm getting married.”
"He invited all the suona teams from all over the country?”
"Father, you're too good to me…"
The old man's mouth twitched a few times, but he couldn't say anything.
How should I explain this?
The groom covered his face and leaned over, nodding and bowing.
"Father, you're still the old man!”
"Oh right, Father, I'm already married and an adult.”
"Shouldn't you tell me something?”
The old eunuch was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"What is it? You already know?"
The groom's eyes lit up and he nodded fiercely.
"That's right! It's so obvious, can't I tell?”
"Are you still trying to hide it from me?”
The old eunuch sighed and sank into deep memories.
"Since you already know, I won't hide it from you.”
"Yes, your guess is correct.”
"Actually…you…you were picked up by me!”
"It was a moonlit night. Your mother and I were in the corn field
…" The groom jumped up in joy, and his expression changed drastically.
"Father, what did you say? Did you pick me up?"
The old eunuch was puzzled.
"Yeah, haven't you already guessed it?”
Croak croak croak…The two of them looked at each other and instantly fell into an awkward situation.
After a long time, the old eunuch spoke weakly.
"What…what did you say you guessed?”
The groom was still in a daze as he subconsciously replied.
"I guess that I'm actually very rich, I'm actually a rich second generation."”
"Father, you pretended to be poor just to train me…"
What? The old man was instantly dumbfounded.
"You…Why do you have such thoughts?”
The groom pointed at the suona team.
"If we didn't have money…why would we hire so many suona teams?”
The old eunuch also fell silent.
After a long time, he said in a daze.
"You might not believe it.”
"They don't
want money. They even brought their own dry food and water. They even brought their own tables and chairs!”
"I'm thinking of asking your grandfather…
Maybe…I'm also a rich kid? Your grandfather hid it from me for fifty years?"
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Why was this wedding so cold and cheerless?
Why did it feel like something was missing?
Oh…I remember…Where's the suona team?
Where's my suona team?
Why didn't your family hire a suona team?
Was this still called doing things?
But the problem was…it seemed like all the suona teams in the surrounding villages were not taking any more jobs!
He said that he was going to…welcome some master?!
Tsk! The Great Mage Didn't Even Have the Chance to Attack, and He Was Killed by the Musical Instrument Store Owner?
"Old Wang, stop the car!"
"Alright ~"
Wang Laowu, who was driving, didn't ask and parked the van steadily by the roadside.
Su Meng jumped out of the car and strolled to the roadside.
The other people in the car didn't know what was going on and quickly followed.
Su Meng opened the door of a musical instrument store and said loudly.
"Boss, I'm here to take care of your business again.”
"Father! "My father…" Suddenly, a burst of wailing came from the shop.
This shout shocked the group of people.
Looking around, who else was crying but the shop owner?
"Boss, what are you doing?”
"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Su. Seeing you reminded me of your 'Grand Funeral.' I wanted to cry out of reflex..." The
boss was also a little embarrassed.
This was Su Meng's second time here. The first time was when he bought the suona.
A few female celebrities burst out laughing.
According to what you said, wouldn't Su Meng become a jinx?
Su Meng was also a little numb. I'm a popular young hunk that everyone loves, okay?
Shaking his head, he did not dwell on this question anymore.
"Boss, do you have an erhu at home?”
Erhu?
Many people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Buy an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?
Amazing, my brother.
The boss was also a little surprised. He subconsciously pointed at a shelf.
"Yes, it's right there."
Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu, and looked at it. Then, he picked up the bow and was about to pull it.
"Stop!" Seeing this scene, the boss was so scared that his face turned green.
He rushed over and held Su Meng's hand tightly.
"Master Su, please don't pull me away.”
"I'm old and can't take such stimulation. I can't cry anymore.”
"Hahaha..." The people behind him couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
All of them were laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.
Speaking of which, how traumatized did you leave the shop owner?
Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became a little awkward.
"Boss, I just wanted to test it out
…" The boss's face turned green.
The last time you bought a sutra, you said the same thing, but what happened in the end?
"My erhu is definitely good. You're a regular customer. Don't you believe me?”
Su Meng thought about it and did not insist.
"Alright, then I'll take this erhu. How much is it?”
"I don't want money! I'll give you the erhu!" The boss blurted out without thinking.
F * ck, did I really become a god of plague?
Anyone who saw it would have to spend money to avoid disaster?
Su Meng was also completely numb.
"
Boss, you should just take the money. You're making things difficult for Master Su."”
"He's a master after all. How can he take advantage of you?”
Little Yueyue came over and said with a smile.
The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"Alright then. This erhu is 59.9 yuan.”
“59.9？”Su Meng pointed at the label and felt uncomfortable.
"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the label says 599, right?”
"You're mistaken! Oh no, the label is wrong!" The boss remained calm and collected.
However, when she turned around and saw the cashier covering her mouth and laughing secretly, she was instantly furious.
"Honey, how could you label such an important thing wrong?”
"There's actually one less decimal point?”
"How did you learn math?”
"My pocket money this month will be deducted by 200 yuan!”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
F * ck, are you the one who's stupid or am I the one who's stupid?
However, he did not say anything. He just took out 60 yuan and bid.
"I'm a great master. How can I lack this little money from you?"”
"I'll give you 60 yuan, keep the change!”
Caw, caw, caw…There seemed to be a few crows cawing over the scene.
Where did you get the confidence to be so confident?
Boss
, I want this violin. The price is 2999, right?”
A voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Hua Chenyu standing in front of a violin, looking at the label.
This guy wanted to buy a violin?
Many people were also surprised.
The lady boss looked at the boss and said hesitantly.
"This…I seem to have labeled it wrongly…It should be missing a decimal point…right?”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all ecstatic.
Wasn't this pair of clowns a little too funny?
The boss shook his head with a serious face.
"Your label is indeed wrong!”
"But it's not that there's one less decimal point, it's that there's two less 9s.”
"So the price of this violin should be 299999 yuan!”
"Honey, why did you mark it wrong again? I'll be fined another 200 yuan of pocket money this month!”
Pfff ~ The group of people almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Boss, are you serious?
How dare you ask for 300,000 yuan for a broken violin?
Why did you give Su Meng a 10% discount when he bought the erhu?
Hua Chenyu bought a violin, and you gave him a…100% discount?
Deng Ziqi held her stomach and laughed for a long time. She could not hold it in anymore.
"Boss, how do you do your business? Isn't this a huge loss?"
The boss was smiling at her.
"You don't understand. People who do folk music are all poor. They can't afford it if it's too expensive.”
"Those who do Western music are all very pretentious. If you sell it cheaply, he will think that you look down on him.”
Deng Ziqi suddenly froze and could no longer smile.
I seem to know piano, violin, sax, guitar, drum set…They seem to be all western instruments?
Boss, I suspect that you're trying to frame me!
"F * ck, are you slaughtering pigs? I don't want it anymore!"
Hua Chenyu couldn't take it anymore and turned around to leave.
Why would he stay here? To be slaughtered like a pig?
Wait, when I'm f * cking fierce, I'm actually cursing myself?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens were overjoyed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha, this pair of clowns is too interesting. I'm so happy.”
"Su Meng is so awesome. A song like 'The Grand Funeral' scared the boss to this extent?”
"Honey, how could you label it wrong? Deduct 200 yuan from my pocket money this month! He really said the most ruthless words and was the most cowardly person.”
"Did you guys overlook something? It seemed like Hua Chenyu was going to PK Su Meng today, right? But now, Hua Chenyu didn't even have a violin?”
"What a pitiful Hua Chenyu. Allow me to laugh three times to show my respect. Hah! Hah! Ha!"
"So…Hua Chenyu didn't even have the chance to attack before he was defeated by the musical instrument store owner?”
"Boss is awesome!”
Seeing
the group of people walking out, the music store suddenly fell silent.
The boss gulped, his voice trembling.
"My dear wife, let me explain
…" The Lady Boss interrupted him and said coldly.
"You just said that 400 yuan will be deducted from your pocket money this month, right?”
As she spoke, she took out four large bills from her pocket and slammed them on the table.
"400 dollars, take it!"
The boss looked at the 400-dollar bill and fell into deep thought.
Didn't you say that you'll punish me with 400 yuan? How are you going to pay for me?
Is my dear wife really bad at math?
Then his wife would be a cashier…
No! My dear wife is always in the right and will not accept any rebuttal!
"Boss, this is 600 yuan. It's the money for Su Meng to buy the erhu.”
A crisp voice suddenly sounded at the door.
The boss looked up and saw a little girl put the money on the shelf and then turned around to leave.
Su Meng's money for the erhu?
The Lady Boss raised her eyebrows and said indifferently.
"That person just now…seemed to be Su Meng's assistant?”
"Since you've given me money, then take it.”
"Since you sold the erhu, you can have the six hundred yuan as a reward.”
"Oh, okay!" The boss was excited and ran over to grab the money.
"Honey, wait for me for a while. I'll buy you your favorite milk tea!”
After saying that, he ran out in a hurry.
Looking
at his back as he walked away, the Lady Boss suddenly beamed.
She took out her phone and sounded a little proud.
"Daughter, let me tell you.”
"Your dad is especially mighty and domineering today!”
"That Great Wizard wants to fight with your Cult Master?”
"Even without your cult master taking action, your dad would have destroyed that Great Mage!”
An excited voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I understand. Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mom!”
"I love you guys to death!"
The smile on the Lady Boss 'face grew wider.
"Let me tell you, your Cult Master bought an erhu, which means that he knows how to play it.”
"Besides, he's so good at suona and he's your idol, so he must be especially good at erhu.”
"If your class today isn't important, you might as well skip class and watch your sect master's live broadcast.”
"You also learn erhu. Let's see if you can secretly learn a few moves.”
The person on the other end of the phone choked.
"Mom, is there anyone like you who would persuade your daughter to skip class?”
"Did you often skip class when you were in school?”
"No wonder you can even mark the decimal point wrong!”
"There's no need to skip class. Our department has issued a notice that all the teachers and students in the department are going to watch the Cult Master's live broadcast today!”
"Did you see that? This is Cult Master's card!"
"Cult Master will rule the martial world for thousands of generations!”
"What?" Hearing this, the lady boss was furious.
"I don't object to you being the fan cult master, but do you think he can unify the martial world? Bah! You wish!"
"Su Beggar is the number one in the world! I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Instantly, a war between fans broke out between the mother and daughter who were still deeply in love with each other.
In the end, the experienced Lady Boss ended the war with one sentence.
"Let's join forces! The two of us will form an alliance to deal with your father together!”
"Who asked him to be Master Su's fan?!”
…
Yellowstone Village.
A family was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, and the red word "Happy" was hung high up. Everywhere was filled with a festive atmosphere.
This was a wedding!
There were more than ten tables set up at the entrance.
There were six or seven people at each table.
Everyone had weapons in their hands.
Suona, sheng, gongs and drums, bangzi, cymbals…everything was available.
This was actually a dozen suona teams!
Although the wedding hadn't officially started yet, these suona teams had already started to compete.
Twenty to thirty suona horns were blowing loudly.
The suona players also put in a lot of effort, playing one festive song after another. They didn't even have the time to take a sip of water.
The entire village was enveloped in a festive atmosphere.
Anyone who saw it would give a thumbs up.
This display was really too grand!
A wealthy family! What a wealthy family!
However, at this moment, at the door, the groom's father fell into deep self-doubt.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Before he could figure it out, the groom and bride walked over together.
The bride's eyes were red. It was obvious that she had just cried.
Seeing this scene, the old man was shocked. Without thinking, he slapped the groom's face.
"Rascal, did you bully your wife?”
"It's your fortune that she came all the way to marry you!”
"You still dare to bully her?"
He turned around and said to the bride with a smile.
"Daughter-in-law, if this brat bullies you, tell me and I'll help you!”
The bride's tears could not help but flow out, and her voice was choked with sobs.
"Father, it's not that he bullied me. I'm just touched.”
"I didn't expect you to put on such a big show when I'm getting married.”
"He invited all the suona teams from all over the country?”
"Father, you're too good to me…"
The old man's mouth twitched a few times, but he couldn't say anything.
How should I explain this?
The groom covered his face and leaned over, nodding and bowing.
"Father, you're still the old man!”
"Oh right, Father, I'm already married and an adult.”
"Shouldn't you tell me something?”
The old eunuch was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"What is it? You already know?"
The groom's eyes lit up and he nodded fiercely.
"That's right! It's so obvious, can't I tell?”
"Are you still trying to hide it from me?”
The old eunuch sighed and sank into deep memories.
"Since you already know, I won't hide it from you.”
"Yes, your guess is correct.”
"Actually…you…you were picked up by me!”
"It was a moonlit night. Your mother and I were in the corn field
…" The groom jumped up in joy, and his expression changed drastically.
"Father, what did you say? Did you pick me up?"
The old eunuch was puzzled.
"Yeah, haven't you already guessed it?”
Croak croak croak…The two of them looked at each other and instantly fell into an awkward situation.
After a long time, the old eunuch spoke weakly.
"What…what did you say you guessed?”
The groom was still in a daze as he subconsciously replied.
"I guess that I'm actually very rich, I'm actually a rich second generation."”
"Father, you pretended to be poor just to train me…"
What? The old man was instantly dumbfounded.
"You…Why do you have such thoughts?”
The groom pointed at the suona team.
"If we didn't have money…why would we hire so many suona teams?”
The old eunuch also fell silent.
After a long time, he said in a daze.
"You might not believe it.”
"They don't
want money. They even brought their own dry food and water. They even brought their own tables and chairs!”
"I'm thinking of asking your grandfather…
Maybe…I'm also a rich kid? Your grandfather hid it from me for fifty years?"
................................................................................................................
..
Why was this wedding so cold and cheerless?
Why did it feel like something was missing?
Oh…I remember…Where's the suona team?
Where's my suona team?
Why didn't your family hire a suona team?
Was this still called doing things?
But the problem was…it seemed like all the suona teams in the surrounding villages were not taking any more jobs!
He said that he was going to…welcome some master?!
Tsk! The Great Mage Didn't Even Have the Chance to Attack, and He Was Killed by the Musical Instrument Store Owner?
"Old Wang, stop the car!"
"Alright ~"
Wang Laowu, who was driving, didn't ask and parked the van steadily by the roadside.
Su Meng jumped out of the car and strolled to the roadside.
The other people in the car didn't know what was going on and quickly followed.
Su Meng opened the door of a musical instrument store and said loudly.
"Boss, I'm here to take care of your business again.”
"Father! "My father…" Suddenly, a burst of wailing came from the shop.
This shout shocked the group of people.
Looking around, who else was crying but the shop owner?
"Boss, what are you doing?”
"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Su. Seeing you reminded me of your 'Grand Funeral.' I wanted to cry out of reflex..." The
boss was also a little embarrassed.
This was Su Meng's second time here. The first time was when he bought the suona.
A few female celebrities burst out laughing.
According to what you said, wouldn't Su Meng become a jinx?
Su Meng was also a little numb. I'm a popular young hunk that everyone loves, okay?
Shaking his head, he did not dwell on this question anymore.
"Boss, do you have an erhu at home?”
Erhu?
Many people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Buy an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?
Amazing, my brother.
The boss was also a little surprised. He subconsciously pointed at a shelf.
"Yes, it's right there."
Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu, and looked at it. Then, he picked up the bow and was about to pull it.
"Stop!" Seeing this scene, the boss was so scared that his face turned green.
He rushed over and held Su Meng's hand tightly.
"Master Su, please don't pull me away.”
"I'm old and can't take such stimulation. I can't cry anymore.”
"Hahaha..." The people behind him couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
All of them were laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.
Speaking of which, how traumatized did you leave the shop owner?
Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became a little awkward.
"Boss, I just wanted to test it out
…" The boss's face turned green.
The last time you bought a sutra, you said the same thing, but what happened in the end?
"My erhu is definitely good. You're a regular customer. Don't you believe me?”
Su Meng thought about it and did not insist.
"Alright, then I'll take this erhu. How much is it?”
"I don't want money! I'll give you the erhu!" The boss blurted out without thinking.
F * ck, did I really become a god of plague?
Anyone who saw it would have to spend money to avoid disaster?
Su Meng was also completely numb.
"
Boss, you should just take the money. You're making things difficult for Master Su."”
"He's a master after all. How can he take advantage of you?”
Little Yueyue came over and said with a smile.
The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"Alright then. This erhu is 59.9 yuan.”
“59.9？”Su Meng pointed at the label and felt uncomfortable.
"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the label says 599, right?”
"You're mistaken! Oh no, the label is wrong!" The boss remained calm and collected.
However, when she turned around and saw the cashier covering her mouth and laughing secretly, she was instantly furious.
"Honey, how could you label such an important thing wrong?”
"There's actually one less decimal point?”
"How did you learn math?”
"My pocket money this month will be deducted by 200 yuan!”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
F * ck, are you the one who's stupid or am I the one who's stupid?
However, he did not say anything. He just took out 60 yuan and bid.
"I'm a great master. How can I lack this little money from you?"”
"I'll give you 60 yuan, keep the change!”
Caw, caw, caw…There seemed to be a few crows cawing over the scene.
Where did you get the confidence to be so confident?
Boss
, I want this violin. The price is 2999, right?”
A voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Hua Chenyu standing in front of a violin, looking at the label.
This guy wanted to buy a violin?
Many people were also surprised.
The lady boss looked at the boss and said hesitantly.
"This…I seem to have labeled it wrongly…It should be missing a decimal point…right?”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all ecstatic.
Wasn't this pair of clowns a little too funny?
The boss shook his head with a serious face.
"Your label is indeed wrong!”
"But it's not that there's one less decimal point, it's that there's two less 9s.”
"So the price of this violin should be 299999 yuan!”
"Honey, why did you mark it wrong again? I'll be fined another 200 yuan of pocket money this month!”
Pfff ~ The group of people almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Boss, are you serious?
How dare you ask for 300,000 yuan for a broken violin?
Why did you give Su Meng a 10% discount when he bought the erhu?
Hua Chenyu bought a violin, and you gave him a…100% discount?
Deng Ziqi held her stomach and laughed for a long time. She could not hold it in anymore.
"Boss, how do you do your business? Isn't this a huge loss?"
The boss was smiling at her.
"You don't understand. People who do folk music are all poor. They can't afford it if it's too expensive.”
"Those who do Western music are all very pretentious. If you sell it cheaply, he will think that you look down on him.”
Deng Ziqi suddenly froze and could no longer smile.
I seem to know piano, violin, sax, guitar, drum set…They seem to be all western instruments?
Boss, I suspect that you're trying to frame me!
"F * ck, are you slaughtering pigs? I don't want it anymore!"
Hua Chenyu couldn't take it anymore and turned around to leave.
Why would he stay here? To be slaughtered like a pig?
Wait, when I'm f * cking fierce, I'm actually cursing myself?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens were overjoyed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha, this pair of clowns is too interesting. I'm so happy.”
"Su Meng is so awesome. A song like 'The Grand Funeral' scared the boss to this extent?”
"Honey, how could you label it wrong? Deduct 200 yuan from my pocket money this month! He really said the most ruthless words and was the most cowardly person.”
"Did you guys overlook something? It seemed like Hua Chenyu was going to PK Su Meng today, right? But now, Hua Chenyu didn't even have a violin?”
"What a pitiful Hua Chenyu. Allow me to laugh three times to show my respect. Hah! Hah! Ha!"
"So…Hua Chenyu didn't even have the chance to attack before he was defeated by the musical instrument store owner?”
"Boss is awesome!”
Seeing
the group of people walking out, the music store suddenly fell silent.
The boss gulped, his voice trembling.
"My dear wife, let me explain
…" The Lady Boss interrupted him and said coldly.
"You just said that 400 yuan will be deducted from your pocket money this month, right?”
As she spoke, she took out four large bills from her pocket and slammed them on the table.
"400 dollars, take it!"
The boss looked at the 400-dollar bill and fell into deep thought.
Didn't you say that you'll punish me with 400 yuan? How are you going to pay for me?
Is my dear wife really bad at math?
Then his wife would be a cashier…
No! My dear wife is always in the right and will not accept any rebuttal!
"Boss, this is 600 yuan. It's the money for Su Meng to buy the erhu.”
A crisp voice suddenly sounded at the door.
The boss looked up and saw a little girl put the money on the shelf and then turned around to leave.
Su Meng's money for the erhu?
The Lady Boss raised her eyebrows and said indifferently.
"That person just now…seemed to be Su Meng's assistant?”
"Since you've given me money, then take it.”
"Since you sold the erhu, you can have the six hundred yuan as a reward.”
"Oh, okay!" The boss was excited and ran over to grab the money.
"Honey, wait for me for a while. I'll buy you your favorite milk tea!”
After saying that, he ran out in a hurry.
Looking
at his back as he walked away, the Lady Boss suddenly beamed.
She took out her phone and sounded a little proud.
"Daughter, let me tell you.”
"Your dad is especially mighty and domineering today!”
"That Great Wizard wants to fight with your Cult Master?”
"Even without your cult master taking action, your dad would have destroyed that Great Mage!”
An excited voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I understand. Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mom!”
"I love you guys to death!"
The smile on the Lady Boss 'face grew wider.
"Let me tell you, your Cult Master bought an erhu, which means that he knows how to play it.”
"Besides, he's so good at suona and he's your idol, so he must be especially good at erhu.”
"If your class today isn't important, you might as well skip class and watch your sect master's live broadcast.”
"You also learn erhu. Let's see if you can secretly learn a few moves.”
The person on the other end of the phone choked.
"Mom, is there anyone like you who would persuade your daughter to skip class?”
"Did you often skip class when you were in school?”
"No wonder you can even mark the decimal point wrong!”
"There's no need to skip class. Our department has issued a notice that all the teachers and students in the department are going to watch the Cult Master's live broadcast today!”
"Did you see that? This is Cult Master's card!"
"Cult Master will rule the martial world for thousands of generations!”
"What?" Hearing this, the lady boss was furious.
"I don't object to you being the fan cult master, but do you think he can unify the martial world? Bah! You wish!"
"Su Beggar is the number one in the world! I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Instantly, a war between fans broke out between the mother and daughter who were still deeply in love with each other.
In the end, the experienced Lady Boss ended the war with one sentence.
"Let's join forces! The two of us will form an alliance to deal with your father together!”
"Who asked him to be Master Su's fan?!”
…
Yellowstone Village.
A family was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, and the red word "Happy" was hung high up. Everywhere was filled with a festive atmosphere.
This was a wedding!
There were more than ten tables set up at the entrance.
There were six or seven people at each table.
Everyone had weapons in their hands.
Suona, sheng, gongs and drums, bangzi, cymbals…everything was available.
This was actually a dozen suona teams!
Although the wedding hadn't officially started yet, these suona teams had already started to compete.
Twenty to thirty suona horns were blowing loudly.
The suona players also put in a lot of effort, playing one festive song after another. They didn't even have the time to take a sip of water.
The entire village was enveloped in a festive atmosphere.
Anyone who saw it would give a thumbs up.
This display was really too grand!
A wealthy family! What a wealthy family!
However, at this moment, at the door, the groom's father fell into deep self-doubt.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Before he could figure it out, the groom and bride walked over together.
The bride's eyes were red. It was obvious that she had just cried.
Seeing this scene, the old man was shocked. Without thinking, he slapped the groom's face.
"Rascal, did you bully your wife?”
"It's your fortune that she came all the way to marry you!”
"You still dare to bully her?"
He turned around and said to the bride with a smile.
"Daughter-in-law, if this brat bullies you, tell me and I'll help you!”
The bride's tears could not help but flow out, and her voice was choked with sobs.
"Father, it's not that he bullied me. I'm just touched.”
"I didn't expect you to put on such a big show when I'm getting married.”
"He invited all the suona teams from all over the country?”
"Father, you're too good to me…"
The old man's mouth twitched a few times, but he couldn't say anything.
How should I explain this?
The groom covered his face and leaned over, nodding and bowing.
"Father, you're still the old man!”
"Oh right, Father, I'm already married and an adult.”
"Shouldn't you tell me something?”
The old eunuch was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"What is it? You already know?"
The groom's eyes lit up and he nodded fiercely.
"That's right! It's so obvious, can't I tell?”
"Are you still trying to hide it from me?”
The old eunuch sighed and sank into deep memories.
"Since you already know, I won't hide it from you.”
"Yes, your guess is correct.”
"Actually…you…you were picked up by me!”
"It was a moonlit night. Your mother and I were in the corn field
…" The groom jumped up in joy, and his expression changed drastically.
"Father, what did you say? Did you pick me up?"
The old eunuch was puzzled.
"Yeah, haven't you already guessed it?”
Croak croak croak…The two of them looked at each other and instantly fell into an awkward situation.
After a long time, the old eunuch spoke weakly.
"What…what did you say you guessed?”
The groom was still in a daze as he subconsciously replied.
"I guess that I'm actually very rich, I'm actually a rich second generation."”
"Father, you pretended to be poor just to train me…"
What? The old man was instantly dumbfounded.
"You…Why do you have such thoughts?”
The groom pointed at the suona team.
"If we didn't have money…why would we hire so many suona teams?”
The old eunuch also fell silent.
After a long time, he said in a daze.
"You might not believe it.”
"They don't
want money. They even brought their own dry food and water. They even brought their own tables and chairs!”
"I'm thinking of asking your grandfather…
Maybe…I'm also a rich kid? Your grandfather hid it from me for fifty years?"
................................................................................................................
..
Why was this wedding so cold and cheerless?
Why did it feel like something was missing?
Oh…I remember…Where's the suona team?
Where's my suona team?
Why didn't your family hire a suona team?
Was this still called doing things?
But the problem was…it seemed like all the suona teams in the surrounding villages were not taking any more jobs!
He said that he was going to…welcome some master?!
Tsk! The Great Mage Didn't Even Have the Chance to Attack, and He Was Killed by the Musical Instrument Store Owner?
"Old Wang, stop the car!"
"Alright ~"
Wang Laowu, who was driving, didn't ask and parked the van steadily by the roadside.
Su Meng jumped out of the car and strolled to the roadside.
The other people in the car didn't know what was going on and quickly followed.
Su Meng opened the door of a musical instrument store and said loudly.
"Boss, I'm here to take care of your business again.”
"Father! "My father…" Suddenly, a burst of wailing came from the shop.
This shout shocked the group of people.
Looking around, who else was crying but the shop owner?
"Boss, what are you doing?”
"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Su. Seeing you reminded me of your 'Grand Funeral.' I wanted to cry out of reflex..." The
boss was also a little embarrassed.
This was Su Meng's second time here. The first time was when he bought the suona.
A few female celebrities burst out laughing.
According to what you said, wouldn't Su Meng become a jinx?
Su Meng was also a little numb. I'm a popular young hunk that everyone loves, okay?
Shaking his head, he did not dwell on this question anymore.
"Boss, do you have an erhu at home?”
Erhu?
Many people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Buy an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?
Amazing, my brother.
The boss was also a little surprised. He subconsciously pointed at a shelf.
"Yes, it's right there."
Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu, and looked at it. Then, he picked up the bow and was about to pull it.
"Stop!" Seeing this scene, the boss was so scared that his face turned green.
He rushed over and held Su Meng's hand tightly.
"Master Su, please don't pull me away.”
"I'm old and can't take such stimulation. I can't cry anymore.”
"Hahaha..." The people behind him couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
All of them were laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.
Speaking of which, how traumatized did you leave the shop owner?
Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became a little awkward.
"Boss, I just wanted to test it out
…" The boss's face turned green.
The last time you bought a sutra, you said the same thing, but what happened in the end?
"My erhu is definitely good. You're a regular customer. Don't you believe me?”
Su Meng thought about it and did not insist.
"Alright, then I'll take this erhu. How much is it?”
"I don't want money! I'll give you the erhu!" The boss blurted out without thinking.
F * ck, did I really become a god of plague?
Anyone who saw it would have to spend money to avoid disaster?
Su Meng was also completely numb.
"
Boss, you should just take the money. You're making things difficult for Master Su."”
"He's a master after all. How can he take advantage of you?”
Little Yueyue came over and said with a smile.
The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"Alright then. This erhu is 59.9 yuan.”
“59.9？”Su Meng pointed at the label and felt uncomfortable.
"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the label says 599, right?”
"You're mistaken! Oh no, the label is wrong!" The boss remained calm and collected.
However, when she turned around and saw the cashier covering her mouth and laughing secretly, she was instantly furious.
"Honey, how could you label such an important thing wrong?”
"There's actually one less decimal point?”
"How did you learn math?”
"My pocket money this month will be deducted by 200 yuan!”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
F * ck, are you the one who's stupid or am I the one who's stupid?
However, he did not say anything. He just took out 60 yuan and bid.
"I'm a great master. How can I lack this little money from you?"”
"I'll give you 60 yuan, keep the change!”
Caw, caw, caw…There seemed to be a few crows cawing over the scene.
Where did you get the confidence to be so confident?
Boss
, I want this violin. The price is 2999, right?”
A voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Hua Chenyu standing in front of a violin, looking at the label.
This guy wanted to buy a violin?
Many people were also surprised.
The lady boss looked at the boss and said hesitantly.
"This…I seem to have labeled it wrongly…It should be missing a decimal point…right?”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all ecstatic.
Wasn't this pair of clowns a little too funny?
The boss shook his head with a serious face.
"Your label is indeed wrong!”
"But it's not that there's one less decimal point, it's that there's two less 9s.”
"So the price of this violin should be 299999 yuan!”
"Honey, why did you mark it wrong again? I'll be fined another 200 yuan of pocket money this month!”
Pfff ~ The group of people almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Boss, are you serious?
How dare you ask for 300,000 yuan for a broken violin?
Why did you give Su Meng a 10% discount when he bought the erhu?
Hua Chenyu bought a violin, and you gave him a…100% discount?
Deng Ziqi held her stomach and laughed for a long time. She could not hold it in anymore.
"Boss, how do you do your business? Isn't this a huge loss?"
The boss was smiling at her.
"You don't understand. People who do folk music are all poor. They can't afford it if it's too expensive.”
"Those who do Western music are all very pretentious. If you sell it cheaply, he will think that you look down on him.”
Deng Ziqi suddenly froze and could no longer smile.
I seem to know piano, violin, sax, guitar, drum set…They seem to be all western instruments?
Boss, I suspect that you're trying to frame me!
"F * ck, are you slaughtering pigs? I don't want it anymore!"
Hua Chenyu couldn't take it anymore and turned around to leave.
Why would he stay here? To be slaughtered like a pig?
Wait, when I'm f * cking fierce, I'm actually cursing myself?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens were overjoyed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha, this pair of clowns is too interesting. I'm so happy.”
"Su Meng is so awesome. A song like 'The Grand Funeral' scared the boss to this extent?”
"Honey, how could you label it wrong? Deduct 200 yuan from my pocket money this month! He really said the most ruthless words and was the most cowardly person.”
"Did you guys overlook something? It seemed like Hua Chenyu was going to PK Su Meng today, right? But now, Hua Chenyu didn't even have a violin?”
"What a pitiful Hua Chenyu. Allow me to laugh three times to show my respect. Hah! Hah! Ha!"
"So…Hua Chenyu didn't even have the chance to attack before he was defeated by the musical instrument store owner?”
"Boss is awesome!”
Seeing
the group of people walking out, the music store suddenly fell silent.
The boss gulped, his voice trembling.
"My dear wife, let me explain
…" The Lady Boss interrupted him and said coldly.
"You just said that 400 yuan will be deducted from your pocket money this month, right?”
As she spoke, she took out four large bills from her pocket and slammed them on the table.
"400 dollars, take it!"
The boss looked at the 400-dollar bill and fell into deep thought.
Didn't you say that you'll punish me with 400 yuan? How are you going to pay for me?
Is my dear wife really bad at math?
Then his wife would be a cashier…
No! My dear wife is always in the right and will not accept any rebuttal!
"Boss, this is 600 yuan. It's the money for Su Meng to buy the erhu.”
A crisp voice suddenly sounded at the door.
The boss looked up and saw a little girl put the money on the shelf and then turned around to leave.
Su Meng's money for the erhu?
The Lady Boss raised her eyebrows and said indifferently.
"That person just now…seemed to be Su Meng's assistant?”
"Since you've given me money, then take it.”
"Since you sold the erhu, you can have the six hundred yuan as a reward.”
"Oh, okay!" The boss was excited and ran over to grab the money.
"Honey, wait for me for a while. I'll buy you your favorite milk tea!”
After saying that, he ran out in a hurry.
Looking
at his back as he walked away, the Lady Boss suddenly beamed.
She took out her phone and sounded a little proud.
"Daughter, let me tell you.”
"Your dad is especially mighty and domineering today!”
"That Great Wizard wants to fight with your Cult Master?”
"Even without your cult master taking action, your dad would have destroyed that Great Mage!”
An excited voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I understand. Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mom!”
"I love you guys to death!"
The smile on the Lady Boss 'face grew wider.
"Let me tell you, your Cult Master bought an erhu, which means that he knows how to play it.”
"Besides, he's so good at suona and he's your idol, so he must be especially good at erhu.”
"If your class today isn't important, you might as well skip class and watch your sect master's live broadcast.”
"You also learn erhu. Let's see if you can secretly learn a few moves.”
The person on the other end of the phone choked.
"Mom, is there anyone like you who would persuade your daughter to skip class?”
"Did you often skip class when you were in school?”
"No wonder you can even mark the decimal point wrong!”
"There's no need to skip class. Our department has issued a notice that all the teachers and students in the department are going to watch the Cult Master's live broadcast today!”
"Did you see that? This is Cult Master's card!"
"Cult Master will rule the martial world for thousands of generations!”
"What?" Hearing this, the lady boss was furious.
"I don't object to you being the fan cult master, but do you think he can unify the martial world? Bah! You wish!"
"Su Beggar is the number one in the world! I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Instantly, a war between fans broke out between the mother and daughter who were still deeply in love with each other.
In the end, the experienced Lady Boss ended the war with one sentence.
"Let's join forces! The two of us will form an alliance to deal with your father together!”
"Who asked him to be Master Su's fan?!”
…
Yellowstone Village.
A family was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, and the red word "Happy" was hung high up. Everywhere was filled with a festive atmosphere.
This was a wedding!
There were more than ten tables set up at the entrance.
There were six or seven people at each table.
Everyone had weapons in their hands.
Suona, sheng, gongs and drums, bangzi, cymbals…everything was available.
This was actually a dozen suona teams!
Although the wedding hadn't officially started yet, these suona teams had already started to compete.
Twenty to thirty suona horns were blowing loudly.
The suona players also put in a lot of effort, playing one festive song after another. They didn't even have the time to take a sip of water.
The entire village was enveloped in a festive atmosphere.
Anyone who saw it would give a thumbs up.
This display was really too grand!
A wealthy family! What a wealthy family!
However, at this moment, at the door, the groom's father fell into deep self-doubt.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Before he could figure it out, the groom and bride walked over together.
The bride's eyes were red. It was obvious that she had just cried.
Seeing this scene, the old man was shocked. Without thinking, he slapped the groom's face.
"Rascal, did you bully your wife?”
"It's your fortune that she came all the way to marry you!”
"You still dare to bully her?"
He turned around and said to the bride with a smile.
"Daughter-in-law, if this brat bullies you, tell me and I'll help you!”
The bride's tears could not help but flow out, and her voice was choked with sobs.
"Father, it's not that he bullied me. I'm just touched.”
"I didn't expect you to put on such a big show when I'm getting married.”
"He invited all the suona teams from all over the country?”
"Father, you're too good to me…"
The old man's mouth twitched a few times, but he couldn't say anything.
How should I explain this?
The groom covered his face and leaned over, nodding and bowing.
"Father, you're still the old man!”
"Oh right, Father, I'm already married and an adult.”
"Shouldn't you tell me something?”
The old eunuch was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"What is it? You already know?"
The groom's eyes lit up and he nodded fiercely.
"That's right! It's so obvious, can't I tell?”
"Are you still trying to hide it from me?”
The old eunuch sighed and sank into deep memories.
"Since you already know, I won't hide it from you.”
"Yes, your guess is correct.”
"Actually…you…you were picked up by me!”
"It was a moonlit night. Your mother and I were in the corn field
…" The groom jumped up in joy, and his expression changed drastically.
"Father, what did you say? Did you pick me up?"
The old eunuch was puzzled.
"Yeah, haven't you already guessed it?”
Croak croak croak…The two of them looked at each other and instantly fell into an awkward situation.
After a long time, the old eunuch spoke weakly.
"What…what did you say you guessed?”
The groom was still in a daze as he subconsciously replied.
"I guess that I'm actually very rich, I'm actually a rich second generation."”
"Father, you pretended to be poor just to train me…"
What? The old man was instantly dumbfounded.
"You…Why do you have such thoughts?”
The groom pointed at the suona team.
"If we didn't have money…why would we hire so many suona teams?”
The old eunuch also fell silent.
After a long time, he said in a daze.
"You might not believe it.”
"They don't
want money. They even brought their own dry food and water. They even brought their own tables and chairs!”
"I'm thinking of asking your grandfather…
Maybe…I'm also a rich kid? Your grandfather hid it from me for fifty years?"
................................................................................................................
..
Why was this wedding so cold and cheerless?
Why did it feel like something was missing?
Oh…I remember…Where's the suona team?
Where's my suona team?
Why didn't your family hire a suona team?
Was this still called doing things?
But the problem was…it seemed like all the suona teams in the surrounding villages were not taking any more jobs!
He said that he was going to…welcome some master?!
Tsk! The Great Mage Didn't Even Have the Chance to Attack, and He Was Killed by the Musical Instrument Store Owner?
"Old Wang, stop the car!"
"Alright ~"
Wang Laowu, who was driving, didn't ask and parked the van steadily by the roadside.
Su Meng jumped out of the car and strolled to the roadside.
The other people in the car didn't know what was going on and quickly followed.
Su Meng opened the door of a musical instrument store and said loudly.
"Boss, I'm here to take care of your business again.”
"Father! "My father…" Suddenly, a burst of wailing came from the shop.
This shout shocked the group of people.
Looking around, who else was crying but the shop owner?
"Boss, what are you doing?”
"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Su. Seeing you reminded me of your 'Grand Funeral.' I wanted to cry out of reflex..." The
boss was also a little embarrassed.
This was Su Meng's second time here. The first time was when he bought the suona.
A few female celebrities burst out laughing.
According to what you said, wouldn't Su Meng become a jinx?
Su Meng was also a little numb. I'm a popular young hunk that everyone loves, okay?
Shaking his head, he did not dwell on this question anymore.
"Boss, do you have an erhu at home?”
Erhu?
Many people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Buy an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?
Amazing, my brother.
The boss was also a little surprised. He subconsciously pointed at a shelf.
"Yes, it's right there."
Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu, and looked at it. Then, he picked up the bow and was about to pull it.
"Stop!" Seeing this scene, the boss was so scared that his face turned green.
He rushed over and held Su Meng's hand tightly.
"Master Su, please don't pull me away.”
"I'm old and can't take such stimulation. I can't cry anymore.”
"Hahaha..." The people behind him couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
All of them were laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.
Speaking of which, how traumatized did you leave the shop owner?
Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became a little awkward.
"Boss, I just wanted to test it out
…" The boss's face turned green.
The last time you bought a sutra, you said the same thing, but what happened in the end?
"My erhu is definitely good. You're a regular customer. Don't you believe me?”
Su Meng thought about it and did not insist.
"Alright, then I'll take this erhu. How much is it?”
"I don't want money! I'll give you the erhu!" The boss blurted out without thinking.
F * ck, did I really become a god of plague?
Anyone who saw it would have to spend money to avoid disaster?
Su Meng was also completely numb.
"
Boss, you should just take the money. You're making things difficult for Master Su."”
"He's a master after all. How can he take advantage of you?”
Little Yueyue came over and said with a smile.
The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"Alright then. This erhu is 59.9 yuan.”
“59.9？”Su Meng pointed at the label and felt uncomfortable.
"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the label says 599, right?”
"You're mistaken! Oh no, the label is wrong!" The boss remained calm and collected.
However, when she turned around and saw the cashier covering her mouth and laughing secretly, she was instantly furious.
"Honey, how could you label such an important thing wrong?”
"There's actually one less decimal point?”
"How did you learn math?”
"My pocket money this month will be deducted by 200 yuan!”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
F * ck, are you the one who's stupid or am I the one who's stupid?
However, he did not say anything. He just took out 60 yuan and bid.
"I'm a great master. How can I lack this little money from you?"”
"I'll give you 60 yuan, keep the change!”
Caw, caw, caw…There seemed to be a few crows cawing over the scene.
Where did you get the confidence to be so confident?
Boss
, I want this violin. The price is 2999, right?”
A voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Hua Chenyu standing in front of a violin, looking at the label.
This guy wanted to buy a violin?
Many people were also surprised.
The lady boss looked at the boss and said hesitantly.
"This…I seem to have labeled it wrongly…It should be missing a decimal point…right?”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all ecstatic.
Wasn't this pair of clowns a little too funny?
The boss shook his head with a serious face.
"Your label is indeed wrong!”
"But it's not that there's one less decimal point, it's that there's two less 9s.”
"So the price of this violin should be 299999 yuan!”
"Honey, why did you mark it wrong again? I'll be fined another 200 yuan of pocket money this month!”
Pfff ~ The group of people almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Boss, are you serious?
How dare you ask for 300,000 yuan for a broken violin?
Why did you give Su Meng a 10% discount when he bought the erhu?
Hua Chenyu bought a violin, and you gave him a…100% discount?
Deng Ziqi held her stomach and laughed for a long time. She could not hold it in anymore.
"Boss, how do you do your business? Isn't this a huge loss?"
The boss was smiling at her.
"You don't understand. People who do folk music are all poor. They can't afford it if it's too expensive.”
"Those who do Western music are all very pretentious. If you sell it cheaply, he will think that you look down on him.”
Deng Ziqi suddenly froze and could no longer smile.
I seem to know piano, violin, sax, guitar, drum set…They seem to be all western instruments?
Boss, I suspect that you're trying to frame me!
"F * ck, are you slaughtering pigs? I don't want it anymore!"
Hua Chenyu couldn't take it anymore and turned around to leave.
Why would he stay here? To be slaughtered like a pig?
Wait, when I'm f * cking fierce, I'm actually cursing myself?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens were overjoyed when they saw this scene.
"Hahaha, this pair of clowns is too interesting. I'm so happy.”
"Su Meng is so awesome. A song like 'The Grand Funeral' scared the boss to this extent?”
"Honey, how could you label it wrong? Deduct 200 yuan from my pocket money this month! He really said the most ruthless words and was the most cowardly person.”
"Did you guys overlook something? It seemed like Hua Chenyu was going to PK Su Meng today, right? But now, Hua Chenyu didn't even have a violin?”
"What a pitiful Hua Chenyu. Allow me to laugh three times to show my respect. Hah! Hah! Ha!"
"So…Hua Chenyu didn't even have the chance to attack before he was defeated by the musical instrument store owner?”
"Boss is awesome!”
Seeing
the group of people walking out, the music store suddenly fell silent.
The boss gulped, his voice trembling.
"My dear wife, let me explain
…" The Lady Boss interrupted him and said coldly.
"You just said that 400 yuan will be deducted from your pocket money this month, right?”
As she spoke, she took out four large bills from her pocket and slammed them on the table.
"400 dollars, take it!"
The boss looked at the 400-dollar bill and fell into deep thought.
Didn't you say that you'll punish me with 400 yuan? How are you going to pay for me?
Is my dear wife really bad at math?
Then his wife would be a cashier…
No! My dear wife is always in the right and will not accept any rebuttal!
"Boss, this is 600 yuan. It's the money for Su Meng to buy the erhu.”
A crisp voice suddenly sounded at the door.
The boss looked up and saw a little girl put the money on the shelf and then turned around to leave.
Su Meng's money for the erhu?
The Lady Boss raised her eyebrows and said indifferently.
"That person just now…seemed to be Su Meng's assistant?”
"Since you've given me money, then take it.”
"Since you sold the erhu, you can have the six hundred yuan as a reward.”
"Oh, okay!" The boss was excited and ran over to grab the money.
"Honey, wait for me for a while. I'll buy you your favorite milk tea!”
After saying that, he ran out in a hurry.
Looking
at his back as he walked away, the Lady Boss suddenly beamed.
She took out her phone and sounded a little proud.
"Daughter, let me tell you.”
"Your dad is especially mighty and domineering today!”
"That Great Wizard wants to fight with your Cult Master?”
"Even without your cult master taking action, your dad would have destroyed that Great Mage!”
An excited voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I understand. Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mom!”
"I love you guys to death!"
The smile on the Lady Boss 'face grew wider.
"Let me tell you, your Cult Master bought an erhu, which means that he knows how to play it.”
"Besides, he's so good at suona and he's your idol, so he must be especially good at erhu.”
"If your class today isn't important, you might as well skip class and watch your sect master's live broadcast.”
"You also learn erhu. Let's see if you can secretly learn a few moves.”
The person on the other end of the phone choked.
"Mom, is there anyone like you who would persuade your daughter to skip class?”
"Did you often skip class when you were in school?”
"No wonder you can even mark the decimal point wrong!”
"There's no need to skip class. Our department has issued a notice that all the teachers and students in the department are going to watch the Cult Master's live broadcast today!”
"Did you see that? This is Cult Master's card!"
"Cult Master will rule the martial world for thousands of generations!”
"What?" Hearing this, the lady boss was furious.
"I don't object to you being the fan cult master, but do you think he can unify the martial world? Bah! You wish!"
"Su Beggar is the number one in the world! I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Instantly, a war between fans broke out between the mother and daughter who were still deeply in love with each other.
In the end, the experienced Lady Boss ended the war with one sentence.
"Let's join forces! The two of us will form an alliance to deal with your father together!”
"Who asked him to be Master Su's fan?!”
…
Yellowstone Village.
A family was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, and the red word "Happy" was hung high up. Everywhere was filled with a festive atmosphere.
This was a wedding!
There were more than ten tables set up at the entrance.
There were six or seven people at each table.
Everyone had weapons in their hands.
Suona, sheng, gongs and drums, bangzi, cymbals…everything was available.
This was actually a dozen suona teams!
Although the wedding hadn't officially started yet, these suona teams had already started to compete.
Twenty to thirty suona horns were blowing loudly.
The suona players also put in a lot of effort, playing one festive song after another. They didn't even have the time to take a sip of water.
The entire village was enveloped in a festive atmosphere.
Anyone who saw it would give a thumbs up.
This display was really too grand!
A wealthy family! What a wealthy family!
However, at this moment, at the door, the groom's father fell into deep self-doubt.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Before he could figure it out, the groom and bride walked over together.
The bride's eyes were red. It was obvious that she had just cried.
Seeing this scene, the old man was shocked. Without thinking, he slapped the groom's face.
"Rascal, did you bully your wife?”
"It's your fortune that she came all the way to marry you!”
"You still dare to bully her?"
He turned around and said to the bride with a smile.
"Daughter-in-law, if this brat bullies you, tell me and I'll help you!”
The bride's tears could not help but flow out, and her voice was choked with sobs.
"Father, it's not that he bullied me. I'm just touched.”
"I didn't expect you to put on such a big show when I'm getting married.”
"He invited all the suona teams from all over the country?”
"Father, you're too good to me…"
The old man's mouth twitched a few times, but he couldn't say anything.
How should I explain this?
The groom covered his face and leaned over, nodding and bowing.
"Father, you're still the old man!”
"Oh right, Father, I'm already married and an adult.”
"Shouldn't you tell me something?”
The old eunuch was stunned and asked in disbelief.
"What is it? You already know?"
The groom's eyes lit up and he nodded fiercely.
"That's right! It's so obvious, can't I tell?”
"Are you still trying to hide it from me?”
The old eunuch sighed and sank into deep memories.
"Since you already know, I won't hide it from you.”
"Yes, your guess is correct.”
"Actually…you…you were picked up by me!”
"It was a moonlit night. Your mother and I were in the corn field
…" The groom jumped up in joy, and his expression changed drastically.
"Father, what did you say? Did you pick me up?"
The old eunuch was puzzled.
"Yeah, haven't you already guessed it?”
Croak croak croak…The two of them looked at each other and instantly fell into an awkward situation.
After a long time, the old eunuch spoke weakly.
"What…what did you say you guessed?”
The groom was still in a daze as he subconsciously replied.
"I guess that I'm actually very rich, I'm actually a rich second generation."”
"Father, you pretended to be poor just to train me…"
What? The old man was instantly dumbfounded.
"You…Why do you have such thoughts?”
The groom pointed at the suona team.
"If we didn't have money…why would we hire so many suona teams?”
The old eunuch also fell silent.
After a long time, he said in a daze.
"You might not believe it.”
"They don't
want money. They even brought their own dry food and water. They even brought their own tables and chairs!”
"I'm thinking of asking your grandfather…
Maybe…I'm also a rich kid? Your grandfather hid it from me for fifty years?"
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Why was this wedding so cold and cheerless?
Why did it feel like something was missing?
Oh…I remember…Where's the suona team?
Where's my suona team?
Why didn't your family hire a suona team?
Was this still called doing things?
But the problem was…it seemed like all the suona teams in the surrounding villages were not taking any more jobs!
He said that he was going to…welcome some master?!
Tsk! The Great Mage Didn't Even Have the Chance to Attack, and He Was Killed by the Musical Instrument Store Owner?
"Old Wang, stop the car!"
"Alright ~"
Wang Laowu, who was driving, didn't ask and parked the van steadily by the roadside.
Su Meng jumped out of the car and strolled to the roadside.
The other people in the car didn't know what was going on and quickly followed.
Su Meng opened the door of a musical instrument store and said loudly.
"Boss, I'm here to take care of your business again.”
"Father! "My father…" Suddenly, a burst of wailing came from the shop.
This shout shocked the group of people.
Looking around, who else was crying but the shop owner?
"Boss, what are you doing?”
"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Su. Seeing you reminded me of your 'Grand Funeral.' I wanted to cry out of reflex..." The
boss was also a little embarrassed.
This was Su Meng's second time here. The first time was when he bought the suona.
A few female celebrities burst out laughing.
According to what you said, wouldn't Su Meng become a jinx?
Su Meng was also a little numb. I'm a popular young hunk that everyone loves, okay?
Shaking his head, he did not dwell on this question anymore.
"Boss, do you have an erhu at home?”
Erhu?
Many people in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Buy an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?
Amazing, my brother.
The boss was also a little surprised. He subconsciously pointed at a shelf.
"Yes, it's right there."
Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu, and looked at it. Then, he picked up the bow and was about to pull it.
"Stop!" Seeing this scene, the boss was so scared that his face turned green.
He rushed over and held Su Meng's hand tightly.
"Master Su, please don't pull me away.”
"I'm old and can't take such stimulation. I can't cry anymore.”
"Hahaha..." The people behind him couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
All of them were laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.
Speaking of which, how traumatized did you leave the shop owner?
Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became a little awkward.
"Boss, I just wanted to test it out
…" The boss's face turned green.
The last time you bought a sutra, you said the same thing, but what happened in the end?
"My erhu is definitely good. You're a regular customer. Don't you believe me?”
Su Meng thought about it and did not insist.
"Alright, then I'll take this erhu. How much is it?”
"I don't want money! I'll give you the erhu!" The boss blurted out without thinking.
F * ck, did I really become a god of plague?
Anyone who saw it would have to spend money to avoid disaster?
Su Meng was also completely numb.
"
Boss, you should just take the money. You're making things difficult for Master Su."”
"He's a master after all. How can he take advantage of you?”
Little Yueyue came over and said with a smile.
The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"Alright then. This erhu is 59.9 yuan.”
“59.9？”Su Meng pointed at the label and felt uncomfortable.
"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the label says 599, right?”
"You're mistaken! Oh no, the label is wrong!" The boss remained calm and collected.
However, when she turned around and saw the cashier covering her mouth and laughing secretly, she was instantly furious.
"Honey, how could you label such an important thing wrong?”
"There's actually one less decimal point?”
"How did you learn math?”
"My pocket money this month will be deducted by 200 yuan!”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
F * ck, are you the one who's stupid or am I the one who's stupid?
However, he did not say anything. He just took out 60 yuan and bid.
"I'm a great master. How can I lack this little money from you?"”
"I'll give you 60 yuan, keep the change!”
Caw, caw, caw…There seemed to be a few crows cawing over the scene.
Where did you get the confidence to be so confident?
Boss
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