The Song of Mental Illness, The Erhu Has Become a Spirit, And It's Still Laughing at Others!
In a lecture hall of the Imperial Capital Music Academy.
All the students were laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth.
Some hammered the table, some clutched their stomachs, and some burst into tears.
Where was the usual reserve of a folk musician?
Even the teachers in the front row could not help but laugh.
On the podium, Hu Zhengyuan's mouth twitched and his shoulders shrugged.
It was only because of his dignity as the dean that he didn't laugh like the students. It was really a little uncomfortable.
After a while, Hu Zheng Yuan finally controlled himself.
He knocked on the table a few times and the scene quieted down.
"This…music…he's very tolerant.”
"You all study music, so you should understand this principle.”
" So…Alright, I can't make it up anymore…"
" Hahahaha…" The crowd burst into laughter again.
A student shouted.
"Teacher Hu, I love you so much!"
"They specially organized for us to watch a comedy today.”
Hu Zhengyuan was depressed. He shook his head and said helplessly.
"Actually, I was thinking that Su Meng would use folk music today to teach that person a lesson, so I organized for you to watch it.”
"Originally, I was looking forward to him buying an erhu, so I asked you to come and learn.”
"But who would have thought that…without the violin, Su Meng wouldn't have a chance to play his erhu.”
"The world is really unpredictable…"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Amid the laughter, a small hand was raised timidly.
Hu Zhengyuan saw it and pointed at it.
"Xiao Ying, what do you have to say?”
A cute girl with big eyes stood up, looking embarrassed.
"Well…actually, this matter…has something to do with me…"
What? Everyone in the room was stunned.
A pair of twins at the side jumped up and shouted in unison.
"Ying Zai, what are you talking about?"
Xiao Ying smiled awkwardly and explained helplessly.
" The owner of the musical instrument store…is my dad…"
What?
The scene was silent for a moment before bursting into laughter again.
"Haha, Xiao Ying, your parents are too funny.”
"No wonder that line about those who learn Western music are all pretending. It sounded so familiar to me.”
" Xiao Ying, our dad…Ah…Don't hit me, it hurts…"
Hu Zhengyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
So it had something to do with his student?
He knocked on the table and said helplessly.
"Alright, since Su Meng doesn't know how to play today, let's go back to class…"
" Don't…" The teachers started crying.
"Teacher Hu, just let us continue watching. It's really too interesting.”
"Teacher Hu, if we continue to watch, Su Meng might not make a move, but Su Beggar might.”
"Su Beggar has already made his move, but since there are demons and ghosts causing trouble, perhaps the Cult Master will make a move to suppress them later.”
"Bah! He didn't even bring his zither, so how could he become the cult master? If anyone wants to make a move, it should be Master Su. Haven't you seen so many suona?”
Hu Zhengyuan thought for a moment and shook his head helplessly.
"Forget it. In that case, let's continue watching.”
"But the homework I missed today…"
"Double!" All the students below the stage shouted in unison.
……
The live broadcast room had already become a sea of joy.
"Hahaha…I can't, I can't. I'm dying of laughter.”
"I'm still your grandpa!”
" Child, you're really sick. This is so funny…"
"Who said the old man has gone bad? Look at how kind I am. I'm even willing to take out the walnuts that I've been holding for twenty years.”
"How the f * ck am I going to eat roast chicken and pig trotters in the future?”
"If it was in the old society, you could sell it for two dollars. Is it that…not expensive?”
"What do you people know? She couldn't even understand the song of the genius composer, Huahua. She had no taste!”
"The person above is retarded. The identification is complete."
……
The atmosphere in Xing Hai Culture's office was extremely relaxed.
Duan Jiangping was also in a good mood.
"Su Meng has grown up and is sensible now. He actually didn't cause any trouble this time.”
Sister Qin was also smiling.
"As long as it's stable from now on, then the popularity should be able to stabilize.”
"I'll find him a few more big businessmen.”
"I'm rich, I'm rich…"
Sister Qin's eyes instantly turned into the shape of a dollar.
Duan Jiangping glared at her and said unhappily.
"Since you're going to accept it, then accept a few serious ones. What about sex toys…"
"Boss!" Sister Qin suddenly interrupted him.
"But they offered a lot of money!"
Rich?
Duan Jiangping instantly fell into deep thought…
……
"Humph! Idiot!"
Hua Chenyu cursed angrily. He jumped off the stage and went into the car to sulk.
" Who the hell are you scolding?!"
The groom was instantly furious. He jumped up and wanted to rush over.
Not only him, but many of his relatives and friends were the same.
The old man grabbed the groom and sighed.
"There's something wrong with this child's brain, and his illness is not light.”
"Today is your wedding day. Why are you arguing with a mental patient?”
The groom shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Grandpa, marriage is a good thing. It's good to be lively and happy.”
"But look at the atmosphere now. My wedding is not going to be a happy one.”
Many people also nodded subconsciously, once again filled with resentment towards Hua Chenyu.
At this moment, someone in the suona team suddenly shouted.
"Bad atmosphere? Looking for Master Su! Master Su, give me one!"
His words seemed to have reminded everyone.
All the suona teams shouted at the same time.
"Master Su, give me one!"
"Master Su, give me one!"
"Master Su, give me one!"
The loud noise echoed throughout the entire wedding venue.
Even Little Yueyue and the three female celebrities shouted out.
Master Su? Many friends and family present looked at each other.
What was wrong with these suona masters?
Who was Master Su?
……
Su Meng jumped onto the stage and smiled as he cupped his hands in salute.
"Everyone, since everyone is willing to listen, why don't I sing another song?”
"Good!" The suona team burst into applause and cheers.
Then, they took out their phones and started recording.
This was a performance by the master himself. He had to learn more.
Many of the middle-aged and elderly people present did not know why they were so excited.
However, since this child was good-looking and sang Lotus Falling just now, they naturally did not object.
"Old Wang, bring me my erhu!”
Su Chong waved at Wang Laowu and said with a smile.
"Old Master, actually, there's something you're not right about.”
"There's an old saying that mentally handicapped children have less worries, while mental patients have more joy.”
"That's why I was so inspired just now. I composed an erhu song called 'Song of Mental Illness'.”
"Would you like to comment?"
Since he had already shed all pretense of cordiality with Hua Chenyu, Su Meng did not hide it anymore.
I'm a man with a system. Why would I be afraid of a late-stage psychopath like you?
Song of Mental Illness?
Hearing this name, the crowd could not help but fall silent, and then burst into laughter.
What the hell was this?
Since when did mental patients have songs?
The old man nodded with a gratified expression.
"Good, good. You're a good child.”
"Lian Hualuo is good at playing and can even play the erhu. She's also so caring and knows how to care for mental patients.”
"Good, very good. What a good child.”
……
"This Su Meng…"
Hu Zheng Yuan shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
After thinking for a moment, he said to the audience.
"Just from the name, I can tell that it's not a proper erhu song.”
"But from what you're saying, Su Meng also created it at the last minute.”
"He previously composed songs like 'All Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix',' Power Over the World', which shows that his creative ability is very strong.”
"Everyone should also try to explore his creative ideas from this improvised song.”
" Alright!" The audience shouted in unison.
Some students shouted at the top of their lungs.
"It's good that it's not serious. Who would listen to a serious song!”
The audience burst into laughter again.
……
"Song of Mental Illness? F * ck!"
In the car, Hua Chenyu subconsciously rolled down the window when he saw Su Meng on stage.
Upon hearing Su Meng's words, he immediately felt uncomfortable.
Who didn't know that he was scolding them!
Thinking of this, Hua Chen Yu's heart was instantly filled with rage.
F * ck!
He could not continue like this. He had to counterattack!
How should he counterattack?
Hua Chenyu could not help but fall into deep thought…
……
On the stage, Su Meng had already gotten into position.
He held the zither in his left hand and the bow in his right. He smiled slightly at the audience and then quickly moved his fingers and arms.
Suddenly, a cheerful erhu sound rang out.
This was a song from his previous life.
The original song was sung by virtual idols Luo Tianyi and Yan He.
He was not famous in the mainstream circle, but he was famous in a certain circle.
This song had extremely insane lyrics, a brainwashing melody, and an amazing poison.
Once it was released, it triggered a craze for covers and updates, causing more and more patients with mental illness to find organizations to carry out the next step of treatment.
Even Gong Linna and Zhou Tao, two powerful singers, had joined hands to cover the song.
However, the one who had completely blown up the song was a UP Master of Erhu from Bilibili, Little Fox Fairy.
She used the erhu to play this song, and it instantly doubled the demonic nature.
Some people even called the erhu version of " Song of the Lunatics " a divine song that even the original singer could not surpass.
And now, this magical erhu version of Song of the Lunatic had reappeared in this world through Su Meng's hands.
Especially Su Meng's erhu skill, which was a god-level skill given by the system!
How many times had the demonic brainwashing increased?
……
" Eh…Hahaha…"
The bow jumped, and the erhu was like a person, letting out a loud mocking laugh.
When everyone below the stage heard this song, they were instantly dumbfounded.
The corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up into a smile, completely infected by this happy song.
But with a smile on his face, his mind went blank.
All of them had already fallen into deep self-doubt.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Is this really a materialistic world?
Why did the erhu in front of him suddenly become a spirit?
He's actually mocking me…No, he's not mocking me!
He was mocking her…
Many people subconsciously looked at the cars by the roadside.
In the small car, Hua Chenyu was in a bad mood. He had already fallen into deep self-doubt.
Why do I suddenly feel that this world is full of malice?
It seems like everyone and everything is laughing at me?
……
"Nonsense…this is really nonsense!"
Hu Zheng Yuan cursed, but he still had a smile on his face.
To professionals, this song had a different interpretation.
Although the style of the song was a little nonsensical, the style was lively and dynamic, and the rhythm was smooth, making people unconsciously happy.
Bah! Only mental patients are happier!
Qin Qianyan, who was sitting in the front row, suddenly stood up and shouted in surprise.
"Teacher, this song looks funny, but it's not easy to play. Su Meng's erhu is actually so powerful?”
Hu Zhengyuan nodded and glanced at the students with strange expressions.
"Look at your Senior Sister Qin. She saw through it with a single glance.”
"Unlike you guys, who only know how to listen to the fun.”
"Qianyan, tell your junior brothers and sisters about it.”
Qin Qianyan nodded and pointed at the screen.
"Everyone, look. This song has very high requirements for the coordination of the left and right hands, as well as the grasp of the rhythm.”
" A large number of sliding sounds appear continuously. Coupled with the right hand's archery technique, it requires extremely high technical requirements to make the left and right hands complement each other.”
Hu Zhengyuan nodded and added.
"However, this song also has a problem of a relatively single technique.”
"The glissando and the bow occupied most of the technical difficulties of the entire song.”
"Of course, this is a game that Su Meng created at the last minute. These are not too big of a problem.”
"In short, this song is very good to the ear. It's also a good choice as an etude for sliding notes…Wait!”
Hu Zhengyuan stiffened and quickly added.
"I'll set a rule. This song will be banned from the folk music department in the future!”
What?
Almost everyone was stunned.
Just now, you were talking about it so enthusiastically and even said that it could be used as an etude for sliding notes.
And now it was banned?
But soon, many people came to a realization and nodded fiercely.
Yes, it must be a forbidden song!
He thought about how no matter where he went in the folk music department, there would be such a brainwashing melody floating everywhere.
Everyone shivered.
F * ck, if that's the case, won't the whole world be laughing at me?
This was the rhythm of isolation!
As expected of the department head, he really saw through it!
……
In Xing Hai Entertainment's office, the cold wind was blowing.
Duan Jiangping and Sister Qin had already turned into two statues.
After a long time, Duan Jiangping swallowed his saliva and said uncertainly.
"Sister Qin, why do I feel like…this erhu…oh no, Su Meng is mocking me?”
Sister Qin shook her head with a determined expression.
"No, I can't! Su Meng is mocking me."
"Laughing at me for being blind and actually making him into a cold and arrogant CEO!”
……
In the musical instrument store, the boss and the lady boss looked at each other and then turned their eyes to the musical instrument section.
After a long time, the boss's voice trembled.
"Honey, is there a problem with the feng shui of our shop?”
"Erhu can actually become a spirit?"
The Lady Boss nodded with a heavy expression.
"We're in big trouble."
"We seem to have sold a lot of erhu spirits…"
……
After the song was played, the venue fell silent for a moment before bursting into loud laughter and cheers.
Although this song was a little too intoxicating, but…it was really fun!
Amidst the laughter, only the old man was still dumbfounded.
After a long time, he suddenly raised his arms and shouted with a determined expression.
"Your erhu has become a spirit? And he's actually mocking people?"
"But it doesn't matter. Since I can't hide what happened in 1999 anymore, I'll naturally take action!”
"Let me tell you the new rules of the new society!”
"After the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit!"
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