Grandpa Yu, Why Don't You Act As A Corpse In My Movie?
This feast could be said to be a feast to the delight of both the host and the guest.
The only regret was that the groom's face seemed to be a little red and swollen. He did not know why.
These female celebrities were finally able to eat the legendary rural banquet, and they were all extremely excited.
It was just that from time to time, there would be aunties running over and enthusiastically introducing them to a partner, making them a little depressed.
As for where Hua Chenyu went…who cared?
While they were eating happily, the netizens in the live broadcast room were filled with resentment.
"Master Su, this is too bad, right? 'Spring Festival Overture' was such a good song, but it was gone after playing half of it?”
"He has a criminal record! Don't forget that he hadn't released the complete version of the Mountain and River Painting two days ago.”
"Su Meng actually knows how to play the erhu. This is really unexpected.”
"What's so unexpected? Although there are only two episodes, I don't find it strange anymore no matter what Su Meng does.”
"It's strange that Su Meng spent two years to build up his cold and arrogant image. How many days did it take to destroy this image?”
"Boss? I'll be angry with whoever says he's the boss now!”
"Humph! Traitor, how dare you judge our Boss Fan Club?”
……
"Su Meng, do you have any plans for the next few days?”
Boss Yang said as if nothing had happened when the recording finally ended.
"If you don't have anything to do, let's have a meal together.”
"Um…mainly because Reba is your fan and really wants to see you.”
Boss Yang did not hesitate to sell Reba out.
Best friend? What was that? Wasn't it meant to be sold?
Before Su Meng could speak, Deng Ziqi spoke first.
"No! I already asked Su Meng out last time.”
"My new song needs a suona accompaniment, so I'm counting on him.”
Liu Tianxian coughed lightly and interrupted.
"Su Meng, your manager should have told you, right?”
"Fashion Bazaar wants to ask us out for a cover shoot. If you're free in the next few days, why don't we do it?”
Little Yueyue immediately panicked.
"Su Meng, you've already promised me.”
"I'm going to find my master to drink tea. My master has been waiting for me.”
The few of them did not give in to each other and immediately quarreled.
Su Meng was enjoying the show. He was just short of moving a small stool and munching on melon seeds.
However, on second thought, he suddenly felt bad.
If I didn't hear wrongly, the four of you should be fighting for the right to use me, right?
Then shouldn't you respect the opinions of the parties involved?
Can't you see that I'm standing here alone?
……
"Brother Su, you've worked hard."
The assistant came over and handed him a bottle of water, then whispered mysteriously.
"Brother Su, let me tell you something.”
"These few days, when you were filming the show, the company received a lot of calls. They all wanted to work with you.”
" There's pork, Bilibili, and War of the Three Kingdoms…"
"What did you say? Su Meng is going to sell his body?"
Deng Ziqi was shocked.
"What did you say? The other party is a B-rank?"
Boss Yang subconsciously lowered his head to take a look.
"What did you say? We still have to fight three of them?"
Tianxian Liu's face instantly turned red.
"No way, bro. You're going to Japan to film a movie?”
Little Yueyue's face was filled with envy.
Puff! Su Meng spat out a mouthful of blood.
What the f * ck was this?
Do you know how the rumors started?
……
"Teacher Su, you've worked hard."
A pleasant voice came from the side, and a slender beauty walked over.
Su Meng's eyes lit up when he saw her. He went forward and grabbed her hand, his face filled with excitement.
"Bai Xiaoling! You're finally here! I missed you so much!"
What was that? The gazes of the three female celebrities turned over in unison.
Hmm…he seems to be a little taller than me.
Deng Ziqi was a little unhappy.
Hmm…he seems to be a little older than me.
Liu Tianxian was also a little depressed.
Hmm…he seems a little younger than me.
Boss Yang also shut himself up in an instant.
But all of a sudden, the three of them were stunned.
Oh my god, what happened to me? Why should I compete with her?
……
Bai Xiaoling was shocked by Su Meng's enthusiasm.
"Um, Teacher Su, I'm here today to pick you up and take you to school.”
"The main thing is that I'm afraid you'll go by yourself tomorrow…um…you don't know the way.”
Su Meng felt uncomfortable.
I don't know the way?
How could I not find the Capital Music Academy?
If I really can't find her, won't I beat…beat her to death?
However, he was still very happy to see Bai Xiaoling.
After all, he had borrowed her luck last time and had drawn a lot of good things.
Moreover, the three women had already imagined countless Su Meng Avi movies.
If this continued, the character image that he had painstakingly built up would collapse, okay?
Eh? Since when did I have someone to set me up?
Su Meng turned his head and waved at the few of them as he said with a smile.
"Let me introduce you. This is Bai Xiaoling, a talented girl from the Capital Music Academy.”
"Stop arguing. I'll leave with her later. I'll be staying at the Imperial Capital Music Academy for the next few days.”
"Xiao Yan, book the plane tickets. We'll leave for Beijing later.”
"Alright ~" The assistant, Zhang Xiaoyan, nodded and quickly responded.
Boss Yang glanced at Bai Xiaoling and suddenly said.
"Xiao Yan, when you book the plane tickets, help me book them too. I want to go to the capital too.”
"And me!" Tianxian Liu and Deng Ziqi said in unison.
Little Yueyue raised his trembling hand.""Me too."
Su Meng was about to go numb. Are you guys addicted to freeloading on my banquet?
Why do you have to follow me wherever I go?
Besides, don't you have your own assistants?
Is it so natural to order my little assistant around?
"I'm going to Hillford for business. What are you guys going for?”
Boss Yang smiled and said lightly.
"My company is in Hillford. It should be reasonable for me to go to the company to work, right?”
Celestial Immortal Liu smiled and said gently.
"I'm living in Hillford now. It should be reasonable for me to go back to my own home, right?”
Deng Ziqi laughed and said proudly.
"My recording studio is in Hillford. It should be reasonable for me to record a new song, right?”
Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh! Everyone's gaze turned to Little Yueyue.
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
"Sisters, the headquarters of De Yun Society is in the capital. This should be a well-known thing, right?”
"Get lost! Who are you calling elder sister!" The three women shouted in unison.
Su Meng nodded at Zhang Xiao Yan helplessly.
"You heard it too. Then buy their plane tickets together.”
"Hmm…remember to ask them for reimbursement.”
"When you reimburse me, add an extra 50% as your errand fee.”
"Don't worry, they're all big celebrities. They don't care about money. They won't know if you secretly increase the money.”
Zhang Xiaoyan looked at this and then at that, feeling a little numb.
Brother, are you stupid or am I stupid?
You said it in front of others, how could they not know?
……
"Come, come, come, Xiao Ling, let's play a secret game between us!”
Su Meng said impatiently on the plane.
What the hell?
The surrounding people looked over at the same time.
How did you play this kind of private game in public and still act so self-righteously?
Bai Xiaoling's face turned red. Just as she was about to speak, Su Meng took out two dice from his pocket.
Die? Bai Xiaoling felt terrible.
You call playing dice a secret game?
"Come, come, come, quickly throw. Let me see how lucky you are today!”
Su Meng couldn't wait any longer.
During this period of time, Su Meng had carried these two dice with him every day. He had to bathe and change his clothes every day before throwing them.
But it was just that strange.
Not to mention 12 points, he had even rolled 10 points!
Su Meng had completely lost confidence in his luck.
Especially when he had wasted 1 million essence on Boss Yang last time…The popularity points that he had painstakingly accumulated made his heart ache even more.
How could he be called a prosperous husband?
Bah!
Bai Xiaoling was still the most reliable!
……
Bai Xiaoling was experienced. Although she didn't know what Su Meng was up to, she didn't say anything.
He just picked up two dice and casually threw them on the small table.
The two dice spun a few times before slowly coming to a stop.
"F * ck! 12 points again!"
Su Meng was instantly stunned. This girl's luck was too good, wasn't it?
Bai Xiaoling was also a little surprised. She subconsciously picked up the dice and threw it again.
However, the strange thing was that the last number that appeared was still 12 points!
F * ck!
Su Meng quickly held Bai Xiaoling's hand tightly. He closed his eyes and muttered something.
"Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, can you lend me some luck?”
"The sky is grey, the night is boundless, the Queen Mother is my mother…"
Thinking that he had received Bai Xiaoling's luck, he quickly gave the order in his mind.
" System, draw ten times consecutively!"
"Ding! Congratulations on completing the lottery draw. You have received the following rewards: ”
"1. God-level makeup skill proficiency.”
"2. Professional violin skill.”
" 3. Professional Beijing opera skills."
"4. God-level Henan opera proficiency."
"5. Professional Percussion Skill.”
" 6. Professional editing skills."
"7. Entrance-level musical instrument skills.”
"8. Common crosstalk scripts x100.”
" 9. Common Beijing opera songs *100 "
" 10. Common Henan opera songs *100 "
F * ck! I'm rich, I'm rich!
Su Meng almost jumped up in joy.
Bai Xiaoling's luck was indeed heaven-defying. Another grand slam?
Wasn't this much better than him drawing the " Thank you for your patronage "?
And two god-level skills? Although it didn't seem to be used very often, it was still at the divine level!
And among these ten, there was only one entry-level…Wait!
Su Meng stared at the " Entry-level All Musical Instrument Mastery " and was dumbfounded.
This was the f * cking entry-level?
What was the concept of a full musical instrument? As long as it was loud, Su Meng could play with it!
Although other than the other musical instrument skills that he had drawn, the other musical instruments were all entry-level, but that was still because he knew how to play!
For such an entry-level skill, you wouldn't even trade it for a divine-level skill!
"Come, come, come. Little Ling, throw it again!”
Su Meng looked at Bai Xiaoling as if he was looking at a rare treasure. Bai Xiaoling felt goosebumps all over her body.
However, he still picked up the die and threw it once. However, when he took a look, his face instantly darkened.
One was 1 point, and the other was 2 points. What kind of luck was this?
Again! Bai Xiaoling threw another one. One was 1 point, and the other was 3 points.
Again! 4 points!
Again! 5 points.
Again! 3 points.
He had lost more than ten rounds in a row, but none of them had exceeded 5 points.
"Don't lose it!" Su Meng couldn't stand it anymore. He had really taken advantage of her luck.
Boss Yang watched from the side and was also very happy.
"Su Meng, he was still so lucky just now. Did you make his luck turn bad with just a handshake?”
"So you're really a god of plague?"
"What do you know?" Su Meng rolled his eyes at her.
"I have a special ability. I can borrow other people's most prominent things to play with…"
"Bah! There are so many people, what nonsense are you talking about? How can you play with this thing?" Boss Yang blushed.
Su Meng was dumbfounded.
What did I say? Wasn't it just borrowing other people's most prominent places to play?
What's so special about you, Boss Yang? Was it fun?
……
"Aiyo, this is Teacher Su, right? He's indeed handsome and talented.”
As soon as the group of people walked out of the airport lobby, someone rushed over and grabbed Su Meng's hand, shaking it hard.
Su Meng was stunned by his enthusiasm.
Brother, who are you? Do I know you?
Before he could say anything, another person jumped over and pushed him away.
"Sixth Brother, get lost."
Then, he held Su Meng's hand and said enthusiastically.
"Teacher Su, you've had a hard journey. Let me help you with your luggage.”
What the hell? Someone is stealing my job?
Zhang Xiao Yan tightened her grip on the suitcase in her hand, a sense of crisis suddenly rising in her heart.
"Third Brother, Sixth Brother, what are you doing?”
"You're already an adult. Why are you still acting like a child? Aren't you afraid that Teacher Su will laugh at you?”
A calm voice suddenly sounded from the side.
A refined middle-aged man walked over and glared at the two men.
The two men were shocked and quickly stood up straight.
The middle-aged man turned to look at Su Meng, and his face instantly turned into a flower.
"Teacher Su, you must be hungry after such a long journey, right?”
"I've already made arrangements here. Why don't we eat first?”
" Mm... Teacher Su, don't worry. I'm a good driver, and I just washed the car today. It's very clean..."
Third Brother and Sixth Brother looked at the middle-aged man with their mouths agape and silently gave him a thumbs up.
As expected of Eldest Senior Brother, no wonder he could even take down Eldest Senior Sister!
Su Meng was completely confused.
Speaking of which, who are you three? Do I know you?
You guys are so passionate and attentive. If it's not that, then that's it.
Bai Xiaoling sighed faintly as if she could not bear to look at him.
"Teacher Su, ignore them."
"Let me introduce them to you. They are my eldest senior brother, third senior brother, and sixth senior brother. They are all my master's disciples.”
"Yes…he's also the leader of one of the three largest Chinese folk bands in the country.”
F * ck! Boss Yang, Liu Tianxian, and the others were shocked.
The top three Chinese folk music groups in the country? Those were all national names!
These three regiment commanders were genuine performing artists!
But why did these three artists look like the legendary bootlickers when facing Su Meng?
Su Meng was also stunned, but he immediately understood something and could not help but laugh.
He cupped his hands at the three of them and said politely.
"The three of you, I'll be going to the Imperial Capital Music Academy for an exchange tomorrow. Why don't we talk about it then?”
"As for now, I've already made arrangements. I'm really sorry.”
The three of them looked at each other, but they could only nod helplessly.
Since he said so, could you really kidnap him?
However…the three of them looked at each other, and sparks and lightning suddenly crackled in the air.
……
"Senior Brother Yue is back."
Seeing Little Yueyue enter the door, Qin Xiaoxian greeted him and was immediately stunned.
He pointed behind Little Yueyue and said with a trembling voice.
"Su Meng? A living Su Meng?"
Su Meng was almost numb. Why did everyone say the same thing when they saw him?
If this goes on, I'm starting to doubt if I'm alive.
"Where's Master?" Little Yueyue asked casually.”
"Master…is in the office upstairs.”Qin Xiaoxian was still a little dazed.
Little Yueyue nodded and brought Su Meng upstairs.
He knocked on the door and entered. Guo Dagang and Grandpa Yu were drinking tea.
Su Meng walked into the room and saw the two of them. A bold idea suddenly appeared in his mind.
This thought instantly rushed to his mouth and he blurted it out without thinking.
"Uncle Yu, I think you're especially kind!”
"Why don't you come to my movie…and act as a corpse?”
What? Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were stunned.
The first time we met, the first thing we said was…you want me to act as a corpse? Was he so shameless?
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