After Singing The Truth, I Have Become Deyun's Youngest Uncle?
On the stage of the Deyun Theater, Su Meng was already at full power.
Su Meng's crosstalk skills were second only to the god-level, or rather, the peak that ordinary people could reach.
More importantly, his professional level included all the categories of crosstalk.
Eating and drinking…cough cough…learning how to tease and sing, everything was included, even ventriloquism!
This time, he went all out, and it was also to his heart's content.
Not only him, but Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu also had a long-lost feeling of meeting their match.
The three of them laughed and cursed, completely letting go on stage. It was really enjoyable.
The audience enjoyed listening to them.
Laughter, applause, and cheers were endless, almost flipping the roof of the Deyun Theater.
The other members of De Yun Club were also secretly speechless when they heard this.
Did Su Meng learn this crosstalk from him? What he said was too professional!
'Stripping off the mandarin jacket' was an old joke.
However, none of the three people on stage were following the script!
It was just borrowing the shell of "Stripping Off Ma Gua". Most of the content was live.
But even so, the crosstalk was still well-structured. The jokes were frequent, and each punch line was louder than the last.。
Even the professional crosstalk actors backstage were dumbfounded, let alone the audience below the stage.
Was this still the 'Stripping Off Ma Gua' that his master had taught him?
Could it be that Master still had a trump card that he hadn't taught her?
Many disciples hurriedly ran over to stop Master's wife, Wang Hui, who was boiling the medicine.
Master's wife, please wait. Master can't die yet!
……
"Go to hell!"
With Grandpa Yu's classic line, the crosstalk finally came to an end.
The three of them bowed respectfully and were about to walk off the stage.
Halfway through, the audience below started shouting.
"One more!"
"One more!"
"One more!"
They were shouting for a few people to return to the scene!
Guo Dagang was very clear about this matter. He casually pulled Su Meng and gestured for him to go up.
Then, he said with a smile.
"Everyone, let's do an encore.”
"Let me formally introduce the person beside me. I believe everyone is familiar with him. He is an amateur crosstalk actor, Su Meng!”
"Su Meng! Su Meng! Su Meng!" Many of the Deyun girls below the stage shouted.
Grandpa Yu added with a smile.
" Everyone may be unfamiliar with Su Meng, but I believe everyone is familiar with the stage names Master Su, Sect Master Su, and Su Beggar…"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Who didn't know where these stage names came from?
When these stage names were mentioned, they reminded people of Su Meng's performance on the show. Everyone was overjoyed.
Su Meng cupped his hands and said with a smile.
"Thank you, everyone. Today, I'm lucky to be able to perform crosstalk with Teacher Guo and Uncle Donkey. I feel very…"
Hahaha…The audience laughed again.
Grandpa Mule?
Grandpa Yu's face darkened.
"Su Meng, I was just praising you, and now you're saying that?”
"That word is read!"
"Isn't that right?" Su Meng was confused.
"Isn't it just a donkey penis?"
Hahaha... The audience couldn't hold it in anymore when they heard how he smashed Master Yu.
It wasn't just them. Many of the actors backstage burst into laughter.
Previously, you killed Master, and now you're making fun of Uncle Yu?
Young man, I'm counting on my fingers. Your future is bleak!
On the stage, Su Meng said with a smile.
"Since everyone is so supportive, then I'll sing a little song. It's called 'If Little Sister Came to See Me'.”
"Good!" "That's great!" The audience cheered again.
However, after subconsciously cheering, many people were stunned again.
If Younger Sister Came to See Me? What kind of song was this? Never heard of it.
Su Meng cleared his throat and started singing.
"If Younger Sister comes to see me,"
"Don't come from that path,"
"There are many poisonous snakes on the path,"
"I'm afraid I'll bite my sister's penis ~~"
"If Younger Sister comes to see me,"
"Don't take that plane,"
"There are a lot of rich people on the plane."
"I'm afraid that my sister will live with him ~~~"
Hahaha…The audience burst into laughter again.
She had thought that Su Meng would show off some decent talent during the encore, but who knew that he would be so indecent when singing a little song?
Not only them, but Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu also smiled.
This little tune seemed to be a little interesting.
At this moment, Su Meng had already started singing the third verse.
"If Younger Sister comes to see me,"
"Don't come to that De Yun Club."
"There are many hooligans in Deyun Club."
"The hooligan leader's surname is Guo ~"
As he spoke, he pointed at Guo Dagang.
"Go to hell ~" Guo Dagang's reaction was also very fast, and he took the call.
"Hahaha…"
"This is so interesting."
"Phew…"
Seeing their interaction, the audience burst into laughter again.
Speaking of which, did Su Meng have some interest in Guo Dagang? Why did he like to use him as a scapegoat?
"Alright ~~~"
"One more ~"
"One more ~"
Many of the audience members started to cheer again…
……
"Tian Xianer, you've been keeping a low profile for this episode.”
In a mansion, Liu Xiaoli was scrolling through Weibo.
Liu Tianxian smiled and said indifferently.
"This is good too. This program is quite relaxing and interesting.”
Liu Xiaoli put down her phone, her face full of disappointment.
"You, you, why don't you fight for anything?”
"Look at this episode. Su Meng is in the limelight and has absorbed most of the traffic.”
"But Boss Yang and Little Yueyue's popularity has also increased a lot.”
Celestial Immortal Liu shook his head and said indifferently.
"Let nature take its course. I don't need to rely on variety shows to attract popularity now.”
"How can that be?" Liu Xiaoli suddenly became anxious.
"The entertainment industry is like this. If you don't advance, you'll fall back.”
"You haven't had any good shows recently, so this show just happens to maintain its popularity.”
"Didn't I tell you last time?”
"I told you to interact more with Su Meng. Why didn't you listen?”
Celestial Immortal Liu choked, and an excessively handsome face appeared in front of her.
Liu Xiaoli was still talking.
"Now I realize that Su Meng is a little strange.”
"He looks a little out of place, but he's actually capable and meticulous.”
"Last time, I helped you add a layer of feminine charm. This time, I gave Boss Yang another virtuous label.”
"A man like this is rare in the entertainment industry. How can you not fight for him?”
"If I were twenty years younger, I would have pounced on you long ago. What do you have to do with me?”
Emmm…Celestial Liu was in a bad mood.
I know that you want me to work with Su Meng more.
Those who didn't know better would think that you were in a hurry to get your daughter married off.
Wait, you actually want to snatch my man?!
Draw your saber! Little b * tch!
……
"It's called Xiao Fan ~"
Su Meng's voice was like the cry of a crane in the nine heavens. It was melodious and full of charm.
"Good!" The audience immediately erupted into loud cheers.
Not only them, even Guo Dagang was shocked.
"Call Xiao Fan" was his specialty. There were not many people in the entire Deyun Club who could sing it well.
But who would have thought that Su Meng's voice was even better than his?
To Su Meng, this was just a normal operation.
After all, he was a professional in Beijing opera, and he was a professional in singing Beijing opera!
Although Guo Dagang was a crosstalk master, he only had a good voice when he sang Beijing opera.
If one were to really talk about it, his Beijing opera ability was only at the level of an ordinary Beijing opera actor.
How could this be compared?
"One more! One more!"
The audience went crazy.
He didn't expect today's match to be so worth it.
Not only did he see Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu, but he also saw Su Meng?
Most importantly, wasn't Su Meng's crosstalk too professional?
Su Meng pointed at his wrist and said helplessly.
"Everyone, I've already had eighteen encore, right?”
"Everyone, look at the time yourself. The ticket you bought is until 10 o'clock. It's already 12 o'clock.”
"If you don't go back now, aren't you afraid that your wife will go to the bathhouse to look for someone?”
What? Many people subconsciously looked at the time and were instantly shocked.
Wasn't time passing too quickly? It was already midnight?
Why did it feel like time had passed so quickly?
The performance at Deyun Theater was supposed to last until 10 pm.
However, Su Meng and the others had added a program at the last minute and had returned to the scene more than ten times. It was almost 12 o'clock now!
Someone in the audience suddenly shouted.
"Since it's already so late, Master Su, let's do another round!”
His words immediately attracted a chorus of agreement.
Su Meng thought for a moment and said helplessly.
"The audience is the main source of an actor's income. Since you've said so, I'll do another scene.”
"But let's make this clear. This is really the last part!”
"Good!" The audience below the stage shouted in unison, and their good impression of Su Meng increased greatly.
Su Meng thought for a moment and said slowly.
"Ms. Guo is a senior I respect very much..."
Phew…The audience immediately started to cheer.
Respect? You smashed him on stage, and this is respect?
Su Meng continued.
"That's why I came to Deyun Club today. I specially wrote a little song for Deyun Club called 'The Truth'!”
A song specially written for Deyun Club?
Guo Dagang, Uncle Yu, and the disciples were all interested.
The audience below the stage thought that Su Meng was going to make fun of Deyun Club again, so they were all very interested.
Su Meng's expression turned serious as he sang.
"The heavens aren't close. The heavens have the sun, moon, and stars. The sun and moon shuttled back and forth to make people old, taking away many people in the world.”
"The earth is not considered close, but all things on the earth are like gold. How many years have you fought for fame and fortune? Look at the new grave and look at the old grave.”
"When it comes to kissing, the audience kisses, and the hearts of the audience and actors are connected. He remembered that there was an old saying in the early years that there was no gentleman who did not raise an artiste.”
"Good!" The audience below the stage cheered.
The audience was the closest.
Su Meng raised his leg and kicked the coat up. He reached out and grabbed the corner of the coat, looking indescribably handsome.
"Yesterday, I came to the northern frontier despite the wind and snow. Today, I went to the south of the Yangtze River to fight for spring.”
"I advise everyone not to indulge in wine, sex, and wealth. Don't get involved in eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. If you have nothing to do, come to Deyun Society and listen to a few crosstalk segments to relax.”
"Clasping your fists and saluting everyone, I hope that everyone will be able to earn money and treasures every day.”
"Good ~" The audience erupted with the loudest cheers to date.
Wasn't this song sung too well?
Wasn't the young man on the stage a little too handsome for the coat?
F * ck! He didn't expect that his mother could even listen to a song to the climax.
"Good!" Not only the audience, but Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu also applauded.
They weren't being polite. They were cheering from the bottom of their hearts.
This little song was sung right into their hearts!
Guo Dagang thought for a moment and suddenly made a decision.
"Everyone, I have an announcement to make.”
"Su Meng's 'The Truth' will be Deyun Club's club song in the future!”
What? Many people were stunned.
Su Meng was also a little confused.
Speaking of which, this was a plagiarized song from Guo Degang in her previous life. Did it become the Deyun Club's song here?
This is really…No, Old Guo, you treat it as a club song. You haven't paid me the copyright fee yet, right?
……
"Aiyo! Master! Why are you here?"
The three of them finally got off the stage, but just as they reached the backstage, Grandpa Yu was shocked.
Everyone backstage was standing obediently, including Wang Hui.
There was a chair in the middle and an old man was sitting on it.
It was Master Yu's master, Shi Fukuan!
Shi Fukuan was already seriously ill, and his mental state was not very good.
He reluctantly waved his hand and waved at Su Meng.
"Child, come here and let me take a look."
Su Meng was also a little stunned. This was one of the only surviving veterans of the crosstalk world in the country!
Why did he suddenly appear behind Deyun Club?
However, he did not dare to be impudent and walked over obediently.
Shi Fukuan looked at him carefully with a smile.
"Good! That's great!"
"Good looks, good work, good audience affinity, and good character!”
"That's great!"
Everyone backstage was stunned.
The old man hadn't been out of the house for a long time, and he came here today just to praise Su Meng?
Shi Fukuan looked at him carefully and suddenly asked.
"Child, who did you learn this from?”
Su Meng shook his head and said softly.
"Old Master, I don't have a teacher. I just learned it myself.”
F * ck! The group of people almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
You were able to move freely on the stage, and you weren't at a disadvantage when you were on the same stage as Master and Grandpa Yu.
In the end, you actually self-taught?
Shi Fukuan was also a little surprised. He thought for a moment and asked coldly.
"Child, since you don't have a master, are you willing to acknowledge me as your master?”
What? Everyone, including Su Meng, was stunned.
The old master had only taken in four disciples in his entire life. In the end, he was about to die, and he wanted to take in another disciple?
Shi Fukuan shook his head and explained.
"Your craftsmanship is very good, and you've already formed your own sect. I'll be the one plucking the fruits if I become your master.”
" But..." He stared at Su Meng and said slowly.
"I can see that you've been promoting traditional culture. This is a great thing.”
"However, your method will make many stubborn old men restless.”
"Although I'm not very capable, my seniority in the domestic crosstalk world is still quite high.”
"Although I can't teach you anything, you can at least block some little ghosts with the name of my disciple!”
F * ck!
Su Meng was really surprised this time, but he was also a little touched.
This was the true demeanor of a senior!
Since that was the case, what was there to hesitate about?
He nodded heavily and said in a deep voice.
"It's my honor to be your disciple!”
"That's great!" Behind Shi Fukuang, his grandson jumped out and shouted excitedly.
"Master Su, then we'll be a family from now on…"
"Call me Uncle-Master!" Shi Fukuan interrupted him.
His grandson didn't mind and changed his words.
"Little Uncle-Master, then we will be a family from now on.”
"A few days ago, I was still thinking about how to get in touch with you. After Grandpa dies, I'll ask you to play a song to send him off.”
"I didn't expect us to become a family now.”
"Then we can even save money on hiring a suona troupe…Ah…Father, why did you hit me?”
"Pa! Pa! Pa!" The disciples of De Yun Society were dumbfounded by the accompaniment of their grandson's butt and the wooden board.
Su Meng…became Master Yu's junior brother just like that?
Wouldn't that make him the Little Uncle-Master of Deyun Society?
At this moment, Su Meng was also a little dumbfounded.
What did I do today?
Oh, I think he performed a crosstalk and threatened to smash Deyun Club's stage. He even sang a segment of " The Truth."
He became the Little Uncle-Master of Deyun Society just like that?
Su Meng subconsciously waved at Little Yueyue.
"Come, Little Yueyue, call me Uncle-Master…"
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