So You Can't Get Over The Dead, Right?
Under everyone's gaze, the executive director finally spoke.
"In this episode, everyone will be facing the profession of…musician!”
What was that?
Everyone's eyes were focused on Su Meng.
Speaking of musicians, who didn't know that Su Meng became famous in the first episode of the program because of this profession?
But why is your understanding of musicians a little off?
Your family calls a suona master who plays white work a musician?
"A musician?" Little Yueyue was stunned for a moment before he suddenly burst out laughing.
"Haha, Su…Little Uncle-Master, isn't this profession tailored for you?”
"Oh right, I'm your martial nephew.”
"This time, when you go to take on a free job, you must bring me along.”
"Although I don't know how to play the suona, I think that wooden clap looks a little like allegro. I should know how to play it, right?”
Boss Yang couldn't help but laugh and said first.
"I think that gong should be quite simple.”
Celestial Immortal Liu said indifferently.
"That cymbal belongs to me!"
Deng Ziqi looked at this and then looked at that. She felt uncomfortable.
"By the way, I'm a professional musician, okay?”
"Why is it that when you mention musicians now, the first thing that comes to mind is the suona master blowing for free?”
"But I know how to beat the drums. That drum should be similar, right?”
"I'll do that!"
In just a few words, the few of them actually found jobs for themselves.
Little Yueyue said excitedly.
"Our master is Su Meng, so we'll call him Su Family Class.”
"If we join forces, we will definitely be able to sweep through the world of white workers and become the top spot in the suona team!”
"Alright ~" The three women shouted in unison.
Su Meng was dumbfounded as he watched what was done was done.
By the way, have you asked for my opinion?
How did you guys make my arrangements so clear?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens also started discussing this profession.
"Haha, Master Su has returned to the martial world! Scatter flowers, scatter flowers…Hmm…Scatter paper flowers
…He's here, he's here, he's here with the suona!”
"Where's Master Su's fan club? Later, he must cry with all his might. He must beat Su Beggar, Sect Master Su, and Martial Uncle Su down!”
"The tissue is ready. Please begin your performance!”
"What's wrong with the production team? Isn't this a repeat?"
"What's there to repeat? With Su Meng around, it's enough to just laugh…Oh, no, just cry in this episode!”
"How can it be repeated? Last time, Su Meng was alone. This time, it was a gang. They even had their own team!”
"5555…I used to think that being a musician was a very prestigious profession, but why do I feel like I can't bear to look at it now?”
"Oh my god, Su Meng, Liu Tianxian, Mr. Yang, Deng Ziqi, and Little Yueyue formed a suona team. The scene is a little too beautiful.”
"They're going to the grave to hold a concert.”
"What concert? They're going to the grave to watch the fan meeting.”
"
Ha ~~~" A scornful laugh suddenly came from the side.
Hua Chenyu's face was full of pride. He looked at Su Meng as if he was looking at a country bumpkin.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you.”
"Where is this place?"
"This is the Imperial Capital!
"Do you still want to play the suona for free like in the countryside?”
"Where are you going? Hospital morgue? Funeral parlor? Crematorium?"
"Oh right, by the way, let me remind you guys. Be careful not to be sued for disturbing the public!”
When he said this, he was proud of himself.
Don't you know how to play the suona?
Weren't the netizens talking about this?
This wave would cripple the whole thing!
What was that? You said that he also knows how to play the guzheng? What kind of decent musician was that?
What was that? You said that he had written 'Mountain River Diagram' before?
His team had already analyzed this point.
That lousy song must have only been written halfway!
Otherwise, which celebrity would miss such a good opportunity to act cool…cough cough cough…to attract fans?
Moreover…I still have a backup plan!
Before Su Meng could speak, Hua Chenyu suddenly bowed slightly to Su Meng, pretending to be sincere.
"But Su Meng, to be honest, I really have to thank you!”
"Because what you said just now inspired me.”
"I suddenly have an idea. I'll use these three days to write a new song, finish recording it, and officially release it!”
"The name of this song is..."
He smiled coldly and said loudly while staring into Su Meng's eyes.
"The name will be…250 IQ!”
…In the
live broadcast room, some bullet comments suddenly floated out.
"Wow, Huahua is so handsome and talented! I'm always inspired!"
"Three days! He had three days to write a song and record it! Huahua is awesome!"
"A genius musician in the Chinese music industry! It must be Huahua!"
"Where are the Martians? Huahua was going to release a new song! He had to get to the top of the new songs chart!”
"250 IQ? Do you understand in seconds?"
"You don't even know that you can't play the trumpet in the capital? What a country bumpkin!"
These bullet comments occupied the entire screen. Anyone who was observant could tell at a glance that this was an organized operation!
Unfortunately, these ignorant girls didn't understand one thing.
After the first two episodes, the vast majority of netizens came to watch the show. What exactly were they here for?
A moment later, countless bullet comments appeared.
"Since when did Hua Chenyu get to show off on this show?”
"Where are the sect masters? The two-dimensional world was going to war with the three-dimensional world!”
"Deyun girls, gather quickly. Little Uncle-Master is waiting for us to go and support him!”
"Master Su's suona has sounded, where is the battle song? "The Great Funeral" rang out! Crying Before the Fifth Watch rang out! Send them to the afterlife!"
"Beggar's Sect members, listen up! Beggar's Sect Master, Su Beggar, is calling us. The broken bowl is knocked, and the lotus flowers are singing!”
"I'm not a fan of Su Meng or Huahua, but why can't I help but laugh when I see the style of Su Meng's fans?”
"For Huahua, I have to support Su Meng! There's no reason!"
Su
Meng looked at Hua Chenyu with eyes full of pity.
"You have a clear understanding of yourself. To be able to write a song to analyze yourself requires a lot of courage!”
What? Hua Chenyu was stunned.
Didn't you hear it? I'm scolding you!
Su Meng ignored him and turned to the others curiously.
"If I didn't remember wrongly, that sentence was the first sentence I ever said, right?”
Little Yueyue instantly understood and could not help but laugh out loud.
"Hahaha…Huahua, what you said about Su Meng inspired you.”
"But Su Meng didn't say anything just now. We were the ones who said those words…"
His laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled.
His face instantly darkened.
The other female celebrities also looked unhappy.
What the f * ck do you mean?
Our words inspired you to write a song called "250 IQ"?
Are you f * cking scolding us?
F * ck! Hua Chenyu was stunned.
When he saw Su Meng just now, he was flustered and his mind was completely occupied by anger.
In the end, Su Meng didn't scold them, but scolded the others instead?
…The
executive director was watching from the side and was already numb.
This is your company's doing. How can you mess up such a good situation?
He played a good hand and smashed it. This IQ…Tsk tsk tsk…
In the silence, Boss Yang looked down and suddenly sighed.
"Sigh…Anyway, there are many netizens who say that I'm brainless. I'm used to it.”
Deng Ziqi lowered her head to look. After confirming that she could not see her toes, she nodded heavily.
"Me too!"
Liu Tianxian raised her head without batting an eyelid. Her slender swan neck was particularly charming, and she forced herself not to lower her head.
"If I remember correctly, according to international standards, an IQ of 140 and above is considered a genius?”
"Da Vinci's IQ is only 200, right?”
"IQ 250? Huahua, are you complimenting me?"
Little Yueyue stared at Hua Chenyu with a smile on his face.
"It's also possible that Huahua is boasting!”
"What do you think, Huahua?"
Hua Chenyu was about to cry.
He had offended four A-list celebrities all of a sudden?
And they were four A-list celebrities with a lot of fans?
Other than Su Meng, who else could do such a thing?
Although he was about to cry, he had to swallow the bitter fruit he had brewed.
Hua Chenyu pulled the corner of his mouth and nodded as he said aggrievedly.
"Little Yueyue is right. I am just praising myself.”
"I think my IQ is 250. My IQ…is really touching.”
"Oh ~" The four of them let out a long "oh" before their expressions returned to normal.
Su Meng looked at this and then looked at that. Then, he fell into deep thought.
Speaking of which, am I not the main character?
Why did you guys jump out in a hurry before I could even say a few words?
…
Seeing the sudden twist in the plot, the live broadcast room instantly became happy.
The Flower fans who were dancing happily just a moment ago instantly fell silent.
How was he supposed to wash it?
He was freaking shocked!
On the contrary, Su Meng's fans were all dumbfounded.
We haven't even exerted our strength yet, and we've already fallen?
"Hahaha, Big Mimi actually thinks that she's a big black bear without brains. She's really too cute. I'm a fan!”
"Deng Ziqi isn't willing to be outdone either. Fine, I admit that I only paid attention to the goldfish's mouth in the past and didn't pay attention to her growth.”
"Details! Just now, Celestial Immortal Liu was desperately trying to raise her head.”
"Why do I feel that these people are firmly united around Su Meng? Before Su Meng could say anything, they were already anxious.”
"Well…since the Cult Master's army has already gathered, let's go and follow Celestial Immortal Liu and the others.”
"Deyun, the girl, is officially announced as a big honey. No explanation!”
"Please, Big Mimi is an old beggar and a member of Beggar's Sect, okay?”
"I don't care who you are. When the time comes, Master Su's grave will be indispensable!”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly changed. The battlefield that had just calmed down was once again in turmoil.
After
getting rid of Hua Chenyu, the focus of their attention was finally pulled back.
Boss Yang suddenly frowned.
"I'm an actor. How am I supposed to become a musician?”
Tianxian Liu thought for a moment and asked.
"Boss Yang, why don't we find a song to cover?”
"Ziqi, our singing skills are average. Do you have any simple songs for us to sing?”
Deng Ziqi was beaming with joy.
"No problem. I'll help you two find songs later.”
"It just so happens that my new song is almost finished recording. I used my official position to record a song for personal gain.”
"By the way, Su Meng, can you help me record a suona?”
"This can be considered a musician, and can be considered to have completed his mission.”
As she spoke, she puffed out her chest.
In this episode, it's my turn to show off my might!
With the program's advertising fees, he could record his own songs and use the popularity of the program to advertise. Perfect!
When luck came, no one could stop it!
Before Su Meng could say anything, Little Yueyue had already raised his hand weakly.
"Sister Ziqi
…"
"Sister Ziqi, can you bring me along?”
"Hmm…serving tea, pouring water, and massaging the shoulders and backs of great musicians like you should be considered musicians too, right?”
Deng Ziqi blurted out without thinking.
"It's okay to serve tea."
"Let Su Meng massage my shoulders and back…ugh…"
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
Why is it that when I'm with Little Uncle-Master, all the dirty and tiring work is mine, and all the beautiful things are Little Uncle-Master's?
Under
everyone's expectant gaze, Su Meng finally spoke slowly.
"It's not a problem to help you record a segment. It won't take much time anyway.”
"But…I'll take advantage of these three days to become a musician again.”
"Hmm…I'll record my first album.”
What was that?
Everyone present and in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Big brother, do you know what you are saying?
You want to record an album in three days?
Have you recorded a song before?
Do you know how long it takes to record a song?
Deng Ziqi, the Hong Kong's Little Diva, was a powerful singer in the Chinese music industry. What about her?
The song had already been recorded for more than half a month!
You're actually so arrogant, recording an album in three days?
Deng Ziqi sighed. Her tone was somewhat helpless.
"Su Meng, you haven't recorded a song before, right? You probably don't know how complicated it is to record a song, right?”
"Don't tell me you think we're singing in a KTV?”
"The early stages of the arrangement and production will take a lot of time. We even have to record all kinds of instruments one by one.”
"When you record, you need to record sentence by sentence.”
"After that, there's still the sound track synthesis, mixing, and post-mixing…"
"In short, it's very complicated. It's already considered fast to record one song a week…"
"I know!" Su Meng interrupted her.
"But when I record, it doesn't have to be so complicated. I just need a sound engineer.”
"Oh, at most, we can add a few more accompaniment, but we can just record the accompaniment on the spot.”
"I estimate that half a day is enough!”
What? Everyone was completely dumbfounded.
Wasn't Deng Ziqi's words clear enough?
You said three days just now, but now it has become half a day?
Seeing
that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Little Yueyue quickly came out to smooth things over.
"Um…Little Uncle-Master, are you going to include the Mountain and River Painting in your album this time?”
"I must listen to this song as soon as it comes out. It's too good!”
Su Meng touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Hmm…since we have plenty of time to record the album, we might as well record this song as well.”
"However, this song can't be put on this album. It's really too out of tune.”
"The style is out of place?" Little Yueyue asked subconsciously.
"Then what style is this album?”
"Didn't I say it before?”Su Meng looked at him strangely.
"Previously, I promised Old Wang and Old Li that I would record those free suona songs.”
"Isn't it just right now?"
F * ck!
The group of people were instantly stunned.
After a long time, Deng Ziqi stuttered.
"Su Meng, the album you're talking about…is it…a funeral song?”
"Suona? A free job? An album?"
"Yes, I am!" Su Meng said excitedly.
"I've already planned to release 20 funeral suona songs on this album.”
"Oh, right, can you guys help me think about it? Should the album be called 'The Great Funeral' or 'Westbound Road of Peace?”
Wuwuwu…There seemed to be a gust of cold wind blowing at the scene.
Everyone was numb.
The Great Funeral? The Road of Peace to the West?
So you can't go against the dead?
In the live broadcast room, Su Meng's fans, who were still happy just now, became dead silent.
Logically speaking, they should support their idol's first album.
But…'The Great Parks'? The Road of Peace to the West? How do you expect me to support you?
Was he going to cover himself with a white cloth at night and not wake up? So You Can't Get Over The Dead, Right?
Under everyone's gaze, the executive director finally spoke.
"In this episode, everyone will be facing the profession of…musician!”
What was that?
Everyone's eyes were focused on Su Meng.
Speaking of musicians, who didn't know that Su Meng became famous in the first episode of the program because of this profession?
But why is your understanding of musicians a little off?
Your family calls a suona master who plays white work a musician?
"A musician?" Little Yueyue was stunned for a moment before he suddenly burst out laughing.
"Haha, Su…Little Uncle-Master, isn't this profession tailored for you?”
"Oh right, I'm your martial nephew.”
"This time, when you go to take on a free job, you must bring me along.”
"Although I don't know how to play the suona, I think that wooden clap looks a little like allegro. I should know how to play it, right?”
Boss Yang couldn't help but laugh and said first.
"I think that gong should be quite simple.”
Celestial Immortal Liu said indifferently.
"That cymbal belongs to me!"
Deng Ziqi looked at this and then looked at that. She felt uncomfortable.
"By the way, I'm a professional musician, okay?”
"Why is it that when you mention musicians now, the first thing that comes to mind is the suona master blowing for free?”
"But I know how to beat the drums. That drum should be similar, right?”
"I'll do that!"
In just a few words, the few of them actually found jobs for themselves.
Little Yueyue said excitedly.
"Our master is Su Meng, so we'll call him Su Family Class.”
"If we join forces, we will definitely be able to sweep through the world of white workers and become the top spot in the suona team!”
"Alright ~" The three women shouted in unison.
Su Meng was dumbfounded as he watched what was done was done.
By the way, have you asked for my opinion?
How did you guys make my arrangements so clear?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens also started discussing this profession.
"Haha, Master Su has returned to the martial world! Scatter flowers, scatter flowers…Hmm…Scatter paper flowers
…He's here, he's here, he's here with the suona!”
"Where's Master Su's fan club? Later, he must cry with all his might. He must beat Su Beggar, Sect Master Su, and Martial Uncle Su down!”
"The tissue is ready. Please begin your performance!”
"What's wrong with the production team? Isn't this a repeat?"
"What's there to repeat? With Su Meng around, it's enough to just laugh…Oh, no, just cry in this episode!”
"How can it be repeated? Last time, Su Meng was alone. This time, it was a gang. They even had their own team!”
"5555…I used to think that being a musician was a very prestigious profession, but why do I feel like I can't bear to look at it now?”
"Oh my god, Su Meng, Liu Tianxian, Mr. Yang, Deng Ziqi, and Little Yueyue formed a suona team. The scene is a little too beautiful.”
"They're going to the grave to hold a concert.”
"What concert? They're going to the grave to watch the fan meeting.”
"
Ha ~~~" A scornful laugh suddenly came from the side.
Hua Chenyu's face was full of pride. He looked at Su Meng as if he was looking at a country bumpkin.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you.”
"Where is this place?"
"This is the Imperial Capital!
"Do you still want to play the suona for free like in the countryside?”
"Where are you going? Hospital morgue? Funeral parlor? Crematorium?"
"Oh right, by the way, let me remind you guys. Be careful not to be sued for disturbing the public!”
When he said this, he was proud of himself.
Don't you know how to play the suona?
Weren't the netizens talking about this?
This wave would cripple the whole thing!
What was that? You said that he also knows how to play the guzheng? What kind of decent musician was that?
What was that? You said that he had written 'Mountain River Diagram' before?
His team had already analyzed this point.
That lousy song must have only been written halfway!
Otherwise, which celebrity would miss such a good opportunity to act cool…cough cough cough…to attract fans?
Moreover…I still have a backup plan!
Before Su Meng could speak, Hua Chenyu suddenly bowed slightly to Su Meng, pretending to be sincere.
"But Su Meng, to be honest, I really have to thank you!”
"Because what you said just now inspired me.”
"I suddenly have an idea. I'll use these three days to write a new song, finish recording it, and officially release it!”
"The name of this song is..."
He smiled coldly and said loudly while staring into Su Meng's eyes.
"The name will be…250 IQ!”
…In the
live broadcast room, some bullet comments suddenly floated out.
"Wow, Huahua is so handsome and talented! I'm always inspired!"
"Three days! He had three days to write a song and record it! Huahua is awesome!"
"A genius musician in the Chinese music industry! It must be Huahua!"
"Where are the Martians? Huahua was going to release a new song! He had to get to the top of the new songs chart!”
"250 IQ? Do you understand in seconds?"
"You don't even know that you can't play the trumpet in the capital? What a country bumpkin!"
These bullet comments occupied the entire screen. Anyone who was observant could tell at a glance that this was an organized operation!
Unfortunately, these ignorant girls didn't understand one thing.
After the first two episodes, the vast majority of netizens came to watch the show. What exactly were they here for?
A moment later, countless bullet comments appeared.
"Since when did Hua Chenyu get to show off on this show?”
"Where are the sect masters? The two-dimensional world was going to war with the three-dimensional world!”
"Deyun girls, gather quickly. Little Uncle-Master is waiting for us to go and support him!”
"Master Su's suona has sounded, where is the battle song? "The Great Funeral" rang out! Crying Before the Fifth Watch rang out! Send them to the afterlife!"
"Beggar's Sect members, listen up! Beggar's Sect Master, Su Beggar, is calling us. The broken bowl is knocked, and the lotus flowers are singing!”
"I'm not a fan of Su Meng or Huahua, but why can't I help but laugh when I see the style of Su Meng's fans?”
"For Huahua, I have to support Su Meng! There's no reason!"
Su
Meng looked at Hua Chenyu with eyes full of pity.
"You have a clear understanding of yourself. To be able to write a song to analyze yourself requires a lot of courage!”
What? Hua Chenyu was stunned.
Didn't you hear it? I'm scolding you!
Su Meng ignored him and turned to the others curiously.
"If I didn't remember wrongly, that sentence was the first sentence I ever said, right?”
Little Yueyue instantly understood and could not help but laugh out loud.
"Hahaha…Huahua, what you said about Su Meng inspired you.”
"But Su Meng didn't say anything just now. We were the ones who said those words…"
His laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled.
His face instantly darkened.
The other female celebrities also looked unhappy.
What the f * ck do you mean?
Our words inspired you to write a song called "250 IQ"?
Are you f * cking scolding us?
F * ck! Hua Chenyu was stunned.
When he saw Su Meng just now, he was flustered and his mind was completely occupied by anger.
In the end, Su Meng didn't scold them, but scolded the others instead?
…The
executive director was watching from the side and was already numb.
This is your company's doing. How can you mess up such a good situation?
He played a good hand and smashed it. This IQ…Tsk tsk tsk…
In the silence, Boss Yang looked down and suddenly sighed.
"Sigh…Anyway, there are many netizens who say that I'm brainless. I'm used to it.”
Deng Ziqi lowered her head to look. After confirming that she could not see her toes, she nodded heavily.
"Me too!"
Liu Tianxian raised her head without batting an eyelid. Her slender swan neck was particularly charming, and she forced herself not to lower her head.
"If I remember correctly, according to international standards, an IQ of 140 and above is considered a genius?”
"Da Vinci's IQ is only 200, right?”
"IQ 250? Huahua, are you complimenting me?"
Little Yueyue stared at Hua Chenyu with a smile on his face.
"It's also possible that Huahua is boasting!”
"What do you think, Huahua?"
Hua Chenyu was about to cry.
He had offended four A-list celebrities all of a sudden?
And they were four A-list celebrities with a lot of fans?
Other than Su Meng, who else could do such a thing?
Although he was about to cry, he had to swallow the bitter fruit he had brewed.
Hua Chenyu pulled the corner of his mouth and nodded as he said aggrievedly.
"Little Yueyue is right. I am just praising myself.”
"I think my IQ is 250. My IQ…is really touching.”
"Oh ~" The four of them let out a long "oh" before their expressions returned to normal.
Su Meng looked at this and then looked at that. Then, he fell into deep thought.
Speaking of which, am I not the main character?
Why did you guys jump out in a hurry before I could even say a few words?
…
Seeing the sudden twist in the plot, the live broadcast room instantly became happy.
The Flower fans who were dancing happily just a moment ago instantly fell silent.
How was he supposed to wash it?
He was freaking shocked!
On the contrary, Su Meng's fans were all dumbfounded.
We haven't even exerted our strength yet, and we've already fallen?
"Hahaha, Big Mimi actually thinks that she's a big black bear without brains. She's really too cute. I'm a fan!”
"Deng Ziqi isn't willing to be outdone either. Fine, I admit that I only paid attention to the goldfish's mouth in the past and didn't pay attention to her growth.”
"Details! Just now, Celestial Immortal Liu was desperately trying to raise her head.”
"Why do I feel that these people are firmly united around Su Meng? Before Su Meng could say anything, they were already anxious.”
"Well…since the Cult Master's army has already gathered, let's go and follow Celestial Immortal Liu and the others.”
"Deyun, the girl, is officially announced as a big honey. No explanation!”
"Please, Big Mimi is an old beggar and a member of Beggar's Sect, okay?”
"I don't care who you are. When the time comes, Master Su's grave will be indispensable!”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly changed. The battlefield that had just calmed down was once again in turmoil.
After
getting rid of Hua Chenyu, the focus of their attention was finally pulled back.
Boss Yang suddenly frowned.
"I'm an actor. How am I supposed to become a musician?”
Tianxian Liu thought for a moment and asked.
"Boss Yang, why don't we find a song to cover?”
"Ziqi, our singing skills are average. Do you have any simple songs for us to sing?”
Deng Ziqi was beaming with joy.
"No problem. I'll help you two find songs later.”
"It just so happens that my new song is almost finished recording. I used my official position to record a song for personal gain.”
"By the way, Su Meng, can you help me record a suona?”
"This can be considered a musician, and can be considered to have completed his mission.”
As she spoke, she puffed out her chest.
In this episode, it's my turn to show off my might!
With the program's advertising fees, he could record his own songs and use the popularity of the program to advertise. Perfect!
When luck came, no one could stop it!
Before Su Meng could say anything, Little Yueyue had already raised his hand weakly.
"Sister Ziqi
…"
"Sister Ziqi, can you bring me along?”
"Hmm…serving tea, pouring water, and massaging the shoulders and backs of great musicians like you should be considered musicians too, right?”
Deng Ziqi blurted out without thinking.
"It's okay to serve tea."
"Let Su Meng massage my shoulders and back…ugh…"
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
Why is it that when I'm with Little Uncle-Master, all the dirty and tiring work is mine, and all the beautiful things are Little Uncle-Master's?
Under
everyone's expectant gaze, Su Meng finally spoke slowly.
"It's not a problem to help you record a segment. It won't take much time anyway.”
"But…I'll take advantage of these three days to become a musician again.”
"Hmm…I'll record my first album.”
What was that?
Everyone present and in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Big brother, do you know what you are saying?
You want to record an album in three days?
Have you recorded a song before?
Do you know how long it takes to record a song?
Deng Ziqi, the Hong Kong's Little Diva, was a powerful singer in the Chinese music industry. What about her?
The song had already been recorded for more than half a month!
You're actually so arrogant, recording an album in three days?
Deng Ziqi sighed. Her tone was somewhat helpless.
"Su Meng, you haven't recorded a song before, right? You probably don't know how complicated it is to record a song, right?”
"Don't tell me you think we're singing in a KTV?”
"The early stages of the arrangement and production will take a lot of time. We even have to record all kinds of instruments one by one.”
"When you record, you need to record sentence by sentence.”
"After that, there's still the sound track synthesis, mixing, and post-mixing…"
"In short, it's very complicated. It's already considered fast to record one song a week…"
"I know!" Su Meng interrupted her.
"But when I record, it doesn't have to be so complicated. I just need a sound engineer.”
"Oh, at most, we can add a few more accompaniment, but we can just record the accompaniment on the spot.”
"I estimate that half a day is enough!”
What? Everyone was completely dumbfounded.
Wasn't Deng Ziqi's words clear enough?
You said three days just now, but now it has become half a day?
Seeing
that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Little Yueyue quickly came out to smooth things over.
"Um…Little Uncle-Master, are you going to include the Mountain and River Painting in your album this time?”
"I must listen to this song as soon as it comes out. It's too good!”
Su Meng touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Hmm…since we have plenty of time to record the album, we might as well record this song as well.”
"However, this song can't be put on this album. It's really too out of tune.”
"The style is out of place?" Little Yueyue asked subconsciously.
"Then what style is this album?”
"Didn't I say it before?”Su Meng looked at him strangely.
"Previously, I promised Old Wang and Old Li that I would record those free suona songs.”
"Isn't it just right now?"
F * ck!
The group of people were instantly stunned.
After a long time, Deng Ziqi stuttered.
"Su Meng, the album you're talking about…is it…a funeral song?”
"Suona? A free job? An album?"
"Yes, I am!" Su Meng said excitedly.
"I've already planned to release 20 funeral suona songs on this album.”
"Oh, right, can you guys help me think about it? Should the album be called 'The Great Funeral' or 'Westbound Road of Peace?”
Wuwuwu…There seemed to be a gust of cold wind blowing at the scene.
Everyone was numb.
The Great Funeral? The Road of Peace to the West?
So you can't go against the dead?
In the live broadcast room, Su Meng's fans, who were still happy just now, became dead silent.
Logically speaking, they should support their idol's first album.
But…'The Great Parks'? The Road of Peace to the West? How do you expect me to support you?
Was he going to cover himself with a white cloth at night and not wake up? So You Can't Get Over The Dead, Right?
Under everyone's gaze, the executive director finally spoke.
"In this episode, everyone will be facing the profession of…musician!”
What was that?
Everyone's eyes were focused on Su Meng.
Speaking of musicians, who didn't know that Su Meng became famous in the first episode of the program because of this profession?
But why is your understanding of musicians a little off?
Your family calls a suona master who plays white work a musician?
"A musician?" Little Yueyue was stunned for a moment before he suddenly burst out laughing.
"Haha, Su…Little Uncle-Master, isn't this profession tailored for you?”
"Oh right, I'm your martial nephew.”
"This time, when you go to take on a free job, you must bring me along.”
"Although I don't know how to play the suona, I think that wooden clap looks a little like allegro. I should know how to play it, right?”
Boss Yang couldn't help but laugh and said first.
"I think that gong should be quite simple.”
Celestial Immortal Liu said indifferently.
"That cymbal belongs to me!"
Deng Ziqi looked at this and then looked at that. She felt uncomfortable.
"By the way, I'm a professional musician, okay?”
"Why is it that when you mention musicians now, the first thing that comes to mind is the suona master blowing for free?”
"But I know how to beat the drums. That drum should be similar, right?”
"I'll do that!"
In just a few words, the few of them actually found jobs for themselves.
Little Yueyue said excitedly.
"Our master is Su Meng, so we'll call him Su Family Class.”
"If we join forces, we will definitely be able to sweep through the world of white workers and become the top spot in the suona team!”
"Alright ~" The three women shouted in unison.
Su Meng was dumbfounded as he watched what was done was done.
By the way, have you asked for my opinion?
How did you guys make my arrangements so clear?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens also started discussing this profession.
"Haha, Master Su has returned to the martial world! Scatter flowers, scatter flowers…Hmm…Scatter paper flowers
…He's here, he's here, he's here with the suona!”
"Where's Master Su's fan club? Later, he must cry with all his might. He must beat Su Beggar, Sect Master Su, and Martial Uncle Su down!”
"The tissue is ready. Please begin your performance!”
"What's wrong with the production team? Isn't this a repeat?"
"What's there to repeat? With Su Meng around, it's enough to just laugh…Oh, no, just cry in this episode!”
"How can it be repeated? Last time, Su Meng was alone. This time, it was a gang. They even had their own team!”
"5555…I used to think that being a musician was a very prestigious profession, but why do I feel like I can't bear to look at it now?”
"Oh my god, Su Meng, Liu Tianxian, Mr. Yang, Deng Ziqi, and Little Yueyue formed a suona team. The scene is a little too beautiful.”
"They're going to the grave to hold a concert.”
"What concert? They're going to the grave to watch the fan meeting.”
"
Ha ~~~" A scornful laugh suddenly came from the side.
Hua Chenyu's face was full of pride. He looked at Su Meng as if he was looking at a country bumpkin.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you.”
"Where is this place?"
"This is the Imperial Capital!
"Do you still want to play the suona for free like in the countryside?”
"Where are you going? Hospital morgue? Funeral parlor? Crematorium?"
"Oh right, by the way, let me remind you guys. Be careful not to be sued for disturbing the public!”
When he said this, he was proud of himself.
Don't you know how to play the suona?
Weren't the netizens talking about this?
This wave would cripple the whole thing!
What was that? You said that he also knows how to play the guzheng? What kind of decent musician was that?
What was that? You said that he had written 'Mountain River Diagram' before?
His team had already analyzed this point.
That lousy song must have only been written halfway!
Otherwise, which celebrity would miss such a good opportunity to act cool…cough cough cough…to attract fans?
Moreover…I still have a backup plan!
Before Su Meng could speak, Hua Chenyu suddenly bowed slightly to Su Meng, pretending to be sincere.
"But Su Meng, to be honest, I really have to thank you!”
"Because what you said just now inspired me.”
"I suddenly have an idea. I'll use these three days to write a new song, finish recording it, and officially release it!”
"The name of this song is..."
He smiled coldly and said loudly while staring into Su Meng's eyes.
"The name will be…250 IQ!”
…In the
live broadcast room, some bullet comments suddenly floated out.
"Wow, Huahua is so handsome and talented! I'm always inspired!"
"Three days! He had three days to write a song and record it! Huahua is awesome!"
"A genius musician in the Chinese music industry! It must be Huahua!"
"Where are the Martians? Huahua was going to release a new song! He had to get to the top of the new songs chart!”
"250 IQ? Do you understand in seconds?"
"You don't even know that you can't play the trumpet in the capital? What a country bumpkin!"
These bullet comments occupied the entire screen. Anyone who was observant could tell at a glance that this was an organized operation!
Unfortunately, these ignorant girls didn't understand one thing.
After the first two episodes, the vast majority of netizens came to watch the show. What exactly were they here for?
A moment later, countless bullet comments appeared.
"Since when did Hua Chenyu get to show off on this show?”
"Where are the sect masters? The two-dimensional world was going to war with the three-dimensional world!”
"Deyun girls, gather quickly. Little Uncle-Master is waiting for us to go and support him!”
"Master Su's suona has sounded, where is the battle song? "The Great Funeral" rang out! Crying Before the Fifth Watch rang out! Send them to the afterlife!"
"Beggar's Sect members, listen up! Beggar's Sect Master, Su Beggar, is calling us. The broken bowl is knocked, and the lotus flowers are singing!”
"I'm not a fan of Su Meng or Huahua, but why can't I help but laugh when I see the style of Su Meng's fans?”
"For Huahua, I have to support Su Meng! There's no reason!"
Su
Meng looked at Hua Chenyu with eyes full of pity.
"You have a clear understanding of yourself. To be able to write a song to analyze yourself requires a lot of courage!”
What? Hua Chenyu was stunned.
Didn't you hear it? I'm scolding you!
Su Meng ignored him and turned to the others curiously.
"If I didn't remember wrongly, that sentence was the first sentence I ever said, right?”
Little Yueyue instantly understood and could not help but laugh out loud.
"Hahaha…Huahua, what you said about Su Meng inspired you.”
"But Su Meng didn't say anything just now. We were the ones who said those words…"
His laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled.
His face instantly darkened.
The other female celebrities also looked unhappy.
What the f * ck do you mean?
Our words inspired you to write a song called "250 IQ"?
Are you f * cking scolding us?
F * ck! Hua Chenyu was stunned.
When he saw Su Meng just now, he was flustered and his mind was completely occupied by anger.
In the end, Su Meng didn't scold them, but scolded the others instead?
…The
executive director was watching from the side and was already numb.
This is your company's doing. How can you mess up such a good situation?
He played a good hand and smashed it. This IQ…Tsk tsk tsk…
In the silence, Boss Yang looked down and suddenly sighed.
"Sigh…Anyway, there are many netizens who say that I'm brainless. I'm used to it.”
Deng Ziqi lowered her head to look. After confirming that she could not see her toes, she nodded heavily.
"Me too!"
Liu Tianxian raised her head without batting an eyelid. Her slender swan neck was particularly charming, and she forced herself not to lower her head.
"If I remember correctly, according to international standards, an IQ of 140 and above is considered a genius?”
"Da Vinci's IQ is only 200, right?”
"IQ 250? Huahua, are you complimenting me?"
Little Yueyue stared at Hua Chenyu with a smile on his face.
"It's also possible that Huahua is boasting!”
"What do you think, Huahua?"
Hua Chenyu was about to cry.
He had offended four A-list celebrities all of a sudden?
And they were four A-list celebrities with a lot of fans?
Other than Su Meng, who else could do such a thing?
Although he was about to cry, he had to swallow the bitter fruit he had brewed.
Hua Chenyu pulled the corner of his mouth and nodded as he said aggrievedly.
"Little Yueyue is right. I am just praising myself.”
"I think my IQ is 250. My IQ…is really touching.”
"Oh ~" The four of them let out a long "oh" before their expressions returned to normal.
Su Meng looked at this and then looked at that. Then, he fell into deep thought.
Speaking of which, am I not the main character?
Why did you guys jump out in a hurry before I could even say a few words?
…
Seeing the sudden twist in the plot, the live broadcast room instantly became happy.
The Flower fans who were dancing happily just a moment ago instantly fell silent.
How was he supposed to wash it?
He was freaking shocked!
On the contrary, Su Meng's fans were all dumbfounded.
We haven't even exerted our strength yet, and we've already fallen?
"Hahaha, Big Mimi actually thinks that she's a big black bear without brains. She's really too cute. I'm a fan!”
"Deng Ziqi isn't willing to be outdone either. Fine, I admit that I only paid attention to the goldfish's mouth in the past and didn't pay attention to her growth.”
"Details! Just now, Celestial Immortal Liu was desperately trying to raise her head.”
"Why do I feel that these people are firmly united around Su Meng? Before Su Meng could say anything, they were already anxious.”
"Well…since the Cult Master's army has already gathered, let's go and follow Celestial Immortal Liu and the others.”
"Deyun, the girl, is officially announced as a big honey. No explanation!”
"Please, Big Mimi is an old beggar and a member of Beggar's Sect, okay?”
"I don't care who you are. When the time comes, Master Su's grave will be indispensable!”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly changed. The battlefield that had just calmed down was once again in turmoil.
After
getting rid of Hua Chenyu, the focus of their attention was finally pulled back.
Boss Yang suddenly frowned.
"I'm an actor. How am I supposed to become a musician?”
Tianxian Liu thought for a moment and asked.
"Boss Yang, why don't we find a song to cover?”
"Ziqi, our singing skills are average. Do you have any simple songs for us to sing?”
Deng Ziqi was beaming with joy.
"No problem. I'll help you two find songs later.”
"It just so happens that my new song is almost finished recording. I used my official position to record a song for personal gain.”
"By the way, Su Meng, can you help me record a suona?”
"This can be considered a musician, and can be considered to have completed his mission.”
As she spoke, she puffed out her chest.
In this episode, it's my turn to show off my might!
With the program's advertising fees, he could record his own songs and use the popularity of the program to advertise. Perfect!
When luck came, no one could stop it!
Before Su Meng could say anything, Little Yueyue had already raised his hand weakly.
"Sister Ziqi
…"
"Sister Ziqi, can you bring me along?”
"Hmm…serving tea, pouring water, and massaging the shoulders and backs of great musicians like you should be considered musicians too, right?”
Deng Ziqi blurted out without thinking.
"It's okay to serve tea."
"Let Su Meng massage my shoulders and back…ugh…"
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
Why is it that when I'm with Little Uncle-Master, all the dirty and tiring work is mine, and all the beautiful things are Little Uncle-Master's?
Under
everyone's expectant gaze, Su Meng finally spoke slowly.
"It's not a problem to help you record a segment. It won't take much time anyway.”
"But…I'll take advantage of these three days to become a musician again.”
"Hmm…I'll record my first album.”
What was that?
Everyone present and in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Big brother, do you know what you are saying?
You want to record an album in three days?
Have you recorded a song before?
Do you know how long it takes to record a song?
Deng Ziqi, the Hong Kong's Little Diva, was a powerful singer in the Chinese music industry. What about her?
The song had already been recorded for more than half a month!
You're actually so arrogant, recording an album in three days?
Deng Ziqi sighed. Her tone was somewhat helpless.
"Su Meng, you haven't recorded a song before, right? You probably don't know how complicated it is to record a song, right?”
"Don't tell me you think we're singing in a KTV?”
"The early stages of the arrangement and production will take a lot of time. We even have to record all kinds of instruments one by one.”
"When you record, you need to record sentence by sentence.”
"After that, there's still the sound track synthesis, mixing, and post-mixing…"
"In short, it's very complicated. It's already considered fast to record one song a week…"
"I know!" Su Meng interrupted her.
"But when I record, it doesn't have to be so complicated. I just need a sound engineer.”
"Oh, at most, we can add a few more accompaniment, but we can just record the accompaniment on the spot.”
"I estimate that half a day is enough!”
What? Everyone was completely dumbfounded.
Wasn't Deng Ziqi's words clear enough?
You said three days just now, but now it has become half a day?
Seeing
that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Little Yueyue quickly came out to smooth things over.
"Um…Little Uncle-Master, are you going to include the Mountain and River Painting in your album this time?”
"I must listen to this song as soon as it comes out. It's too good!”
Su Meng touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Hmm…since we have plenty of time to record the album, we might as well record this song as well.”
"However, this song can't be put on this album. It's really too out of tune.”
"The style is out of place?" Little Yueyue asked subconsciously.
"Then what style is this album?”
"Didn't I say it before?”Su Meng looked at him strangely.
"Previously, I promised Old Wang and Old Li that I would record those free suona songs.”
"Isn't it just right now?"
F * ck!
The group of people were instantly stunned.
After a long time, Deng Ziqi stuttered.
"Su Meng, the album you're talking about…is it…a funeral song?”
"Suona? A free job? An album?"
"Yes, I am!" Su Meng said excitedly.
"I've already planned to release 20 funeral suona songs on this album.”
"Oh, right, can you guys help me think about it? Should the album be called 'The Great Funeral' or 'Westbound Road of Peace?”
Wuwuwu…There seemed to be a gust of cold wind blowing at the scene.
Everyone was numb.
The Great Funeral? The Road of Peace to the West?
So you can't go against the dead?
In the live broadcast room, Su Meng's fans, who were still happy just now, became dead silent.
Logically speaking, they should support their idol's first album.
But…'The Great Parks'? The Road of Peace to the West? How do you expect me to support you?
Was he going to cover himself with a white cloth at night and not wake up? So You Can't Get Over The Dead, Right?
Under everyone's gaze, the executive director finally spoke.
"In this episode, everyone will be facing the profession of…musician!”
What was that?
Everyone's eyes were focused on Su Meng.
Speaking of musicians, who didn't know that Su Meng became famous in the first episode of the program because of this profession?
But why is your understanding of musicians a little off?
Your family calls a suona master who plays white work a musician?
"A musician?" Little Yueyue was stunned for a moment before he suddenly burst out laughing.
"Haha, Su…Little Uncle-Master, isn't this profession tailored for you?”
"Oh right, I'm your martial nephew.”
"This time, when you go to take on a free job, you must bring me along.”
"Although I don't know how to play the suona, I think that wooden clap looks a little like allegro. I should know how to play it, right?”
Boss Yang couldn't help but laugh and said first.
"I think that gong should be quite simple.”
Celestial Immortal Liu said indifferently.
"That cymbal belongs to me!"
Deng Ziqi looked at this and then looked at that. She felt uncomfortable.
"By the way, I'm a professional musician, okay?”
"Why is it that when you mention musicians now, the first thing that comes to mind is the suona master blowing for free?”
"But I know how to beat the drums. That drum should be similar, right?”
"I'll do that!"
In just a few words, the few of them actually found jobs for themselves.
Little Yueyue said excitedly.
"Our master is Su Meng, so we'll call him Su Family Class.”
"If we join forces, we will definitely be able to sweep through the world of white workers and become the top spot in the suona team!”
"Alright ~" The three women shouted in unison.
Su Meng was dumbfounded as he watched what was done was done.
By the way, have you asked for my opinion?
How did you guys make my arrangements so clear?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens also started discussing this profession.
"Haha, Master Su has returned to the martial world! Scatter flowers, scatter flowers…Hmm…Scatter paper flowers
…He's here, he's here, he's here with the suona!”
"Where's Master Su's fan club? Later, he must cry with all his might. He must beat Su Beggar, Sect Master Su, and Martial Uncle Su down!”
"The tissue is ready. Please begin your performance!”
"What's wrong with the production team? Isn't this a repeat?"
"What's there to repeat? With Su Meng around, it's enough to just laugh…Oh, no, just cry in this episode!”
"How can it be repeated? Last time, Su Meng was alone. This time, it was a gang. They even had their own team!”
"5555…I used to think that being a musician was a very prestigious profession, but why do I feel like I can't bear to look at it now?”
"Oh my god, Su Meng, Liu Tianxian, Mr. Yang, Deng Ziqi, and Little Yueyue formed a suona team. The scene is a little too beautiful.”
"They're going to the grave to hold a concert.”
"What concert? They're going to the grave to watch the fan meeting.”
"
Ha ~~~" A scornful laugh suddenly came from the side.
Hua Chenyu's face was full of pride. He looked at Su Meng as if he was looking at a country bumpkin.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you.”
"Where is this place?"
"This is the Imperial Capital!
"Do you still want to play the suona for free like in the countryside?”
"Where are you going? Hospital morgue? Funeral parlor? Crematorium?"
"Oh right, by the way, let me remind you guys. Be careful not to be sued for disturbing the public!”
When he said this, he was proud of himself.
Don't you know how to play the suona?
Weren't the netizens talking about this?
This wave would cripple the whole thing!
What was that? You said that he also knows how to play the guzheng? What kind of decent musician was that?
What was that? You said that he had written 'Mountain River Diagram' before?
His team had already analyzed this point.
That lousy song must have only been written halfway!
Otherwise, which celebrity would miss such a good opportunity to act cool…cough cough cough…to attract fans?
Moreover…I still have a backup plan!
Before Su Meng could speak, Hua Chenyu suddenly bowed slightly to Su Meng, pretending to be sincere.
"But Su Meng, to be honest, I really have to thank you!”
"Because what you said just now inspired me.”
"I suddenly have an idea. I'll use these three days to write a new song, finish recording it, and officially release it!”
"The name of this song is..."
He smiled coldly and said loudly while staring into Su Meng's eyes.
"The name will be…250 IQ!”
…In the
live broadcast room, some bullet comments suddenly floated out.
"Wow, Huahua is so handsome and talented! I'm always inspired!"
"Three days! He had three days to write a song and record it! Huahua is awesome!"
"A genius musician in the Chinese music industry! It must be Huahua!"
"Where are the Martians? Huahua was going to release a new song! He had to get to the top of the new songs chart!”
"250 IQ? Do you understand in seconds?"
"You don't even know that you can't play the trumpet in the capital? What a country bumpkin!"
These bullet comments occupied the entire screen. Anyone who was observant could tell at a glance that this was an organized operation!
Unfortunately, these ignorant girls didn't understand one thing.
After the first two episodes, the vast majority of netizens came to watch the show. What exactly were they here for?
A moment later, countless bullet comments appeared.
"Since when did Hua Chenyu get to show off on this show?”
"Where are the sect masters? The two-dimensional world was going to war with the three-dimensional world!”
"Deyun girls, gather quickly. Little Uncle-Master is waiting for us to go and support him!”
"Master Su's suona has sounded, where is the battle song? "The Great Funeral" rang out! Crying Before the Fifth Watch rang out! Send them to the afterlife!"
"Beggar's Sect members, listen up! Beggar's Sect Master, Su Beggar, is calling us. The broken bowl is knocked, and the lotus flowers are singing!”
"I'm not a fan of Su Meng or Huahua, but why can't I help but laugh when I see the style of Su Meng's fans?”
"For Huahua, I have to support Su Meng! There's no reason!"
Su
Meng looked at Hua Chenyu with eyes full of pity.
"You have a clear understanding of yourself. To be able to write a song to analyze yourself requires a lot of courage!”
What? Hua Chenyu was stunned.
Didn't you hear it? I'm scolding you!
Su Meng ignored him and turned to the others curiously.
"If I didn't remember wrongly, that sentence was the first sentence I ever said, right?”
Little Yueyue instantly understood and could not help but laugh out loud.
"Hahaha…Huahua, what you said about Su Meng inspired you.”
"But Su Meng didn't say anything just now. We were the ones who said those words…"
His laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled.
His face instantly darkened.
The other female celebrities also looked unhappy.
What the f * ck do you mean?
Our words inspired you to write a song called "250 IQ"?
Are you f * cking scolding us?
F * ck! Hua Chenyu was stunned.
When he saw Su Meng just now, he was flustered and his mind was completely occupied by anger.
In the end, Su Meng didn't scold them, but scolded the others instead?
…The
executive director was watching from the side and was already numb.
This is your company's doing. How can you mess up such a good situation?
He played a good hand and smashed it. This IQ…Tsk tsk tsk…
In the silence, Boss Yang looked down and suddenly sighed.
"Sigh…Anyway, there are many netizens who say that I'm brainless. I'm used to it.”
Deng Ziqi lowered her head to look. After confirming that she could not see her toes, she nodded heavily.
"Me too!"
Liu Tianxian raised her head without batting an eyelid. Her slender swan neck was particularly charming, and she forced herself not to lower her head.
"If I remember correctly, according to international standards, an IQ of 140 and above is considered a genius?”
"Da Vinci's IQ is only 200, right?”
"IQ 250? Huahua, are you complimenting me?"
Little Yueyue stared at Hua Chenyu with a smile on his face.
"It's also possible that Huahua is boasting!”
"What do you think, Huahua?"
Hua Chenyu was about to cry.
He had offended four A-list celebrities all of a sudden?
And they were four A-list celebrities with a lot of fans?
Other than Su Meng, who else could do such a thing?
Although he was about to cry, he had to swallow the bitter fruit he had brewed.
Hua Chenyu pulled the corner of his mouth and nodded as he said aggrievedly.
"Little Yueyue is right. I am just praising myself.”
"I think my IQ is 250. My IQ…is really touching.”
"Oh ~" The four of them let out a long "oh" before their expressions returned to normal.
Su Meng looked at this and then looked at that. Then, he fell into deep thought.
Speaking of which, am I not the main character?
Why did you guys jump out in a hurry before I could even say a few words?
…
Seeing the sudden twist in the plot, the live broadcast room instantly became happy.
The Flower fans who were dancing happily just a moment ago instantly fell silent.
How was he supposed to wash it?
He was freaking shocked!
On the contrary, Su Meng's fans were all dumbfounded.
We haven't even exerted our strength yet, and we've already fallen?
"Hahaha, Big Mimi actually thinks that she's a big black bear without brains. She's really too cute. I'm a fan!”
"Deng Ziqi isn't willing to be outdone either. Fine, I admit that I only paid attention to the goldfish's mouth in the past and didn't pay attention to her growth.”
"Details! Just now, Celestial Immortal Liu was desperately trying to raise her head.”
"Why do I feel that these people are firmly united around Su Meng? Before Su Meng could say anything, they were already anxious.”
"Well…since the Cult Master's army has already gathered, let's go and follow Celestial Immortal Liu and the others.”
"Deyun, the girl, is officially announced as a big honey. No explanation!”
"Please, Big Mimi is an old beggar and a member of Beggar's Sect, okay?”
"I don't care who you are. When the time comes, Master Su's grave will be indispensable!”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly changed. The battlefield that had just calmed down was once again in turmoil.
After
getting rid of Hua Chenyu, the focus of their attention was finally pulled back.
Boss Yang suddenly frowned.
"I'm an actor. How am I supposed to become a musician?”
Tianxian Liu thought for a moment and asked.
"Boss Yang, why don't we find a song to cover?”
"Ziqi, our singing skills are average. Do you have any simple songs for us to sing?”
Deng Ziqi was beaming with joy.
"No problem. I'll help you two find songs later.”
"It just so happens that my new song is almost finished recording. I used my official position to record a song for personal gain.”
"By the way, Su Meng, can you help me record a suona?”
"This can be considered a musician, and can be considered to have completed his mission.”
As she spoke, she puffed out her chest.
In this episode, it's my turn to show off my might!
With the program's advertising fees, he could record his own songs and use the popularity of the program to advertise. Perfect!
When luck came, no one could stop it!
Before Su Meng could say anything, Little Yueyue had already raised his hand weakly.
"Sister Ziqi
…"
"Sister Ziqi, can you bring me along?”
"Hmm…serving tea, pouring water, and massaging the shoulders and backs of great musicians like you should be considered musicians too, right?”
Deng Ziqi blurted out without thinking.
"It's okay to serve tea."
"Let Su Meng massage my shoulders and back…ugh…"
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
Why is it that when I'm with Little Uncle-Master, all the dirty and tiring work is mine, and all the beautiful things are Little Uncle-Master's?
Under
everyone's expectant gaze, Su Meng finally spoke slowly.
"It's not a problem to help you record a segment. It won't take much time anyway.”
"But…I'll take advantage of these three days to become a musician again.”
"Hmm…I'll record my first album.”
What was that?
Everyone present and in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Big brother, do you know what you are saying?
You want to record an album in three days?
Have you recorded a song before?
Do you know how long it takes to record a song?
Deng Ziqi, the Hong Kong's Little Diva, was a powerful singer in the Chinese music industry. What about her?
The song had already been recorded for more than half a month!
You're actually so arrogant, recording an album in three days?
Deng Ziqi sighed. Her tone was somewhat helpless.
"Su Meng, you haven't recorded a song before, right? You probably don't know how complicated it is to record a song, right?”
"Don't tell me you think we're singing in a KTV?”
"The early stages of the arrangement and production will take a lot of time. We even have to record all kinds of instruments one by one.”
"When you record, you need to record sentence by sentence.”
"After that, there's still the sound track synthesis, mixing, and post-mixing…"
"In short, it's very complicated. It's already considered fast to record one song a week…"
"I know!" Su Meng interrupted her.
"But when I record, it doesn't have to be so complicated. I just need a sound engineer.”
"Oh, at most, we can add a few more accompaniment, but we can just record the accompaniment on the spot.”
"I estimate that half a day is enough!”
What? Everyone was completely dumbfounded.
Wasn't Deng Ziqi's words clear enough?
You said three days just now, but now it has become half a day?
Seeing
that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Little Yueyue quickly came out to smooth things over.
"Um…Little Uncle-Master, are you going to include the Mountain and River Painting in your album this time?”
"I must listen to this song as soon as it comes out. It's too good!”
Su Meng touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Hmm…since we have plenty of time to record the album, we might as well record this song as well.”
"However, this song can't be put on this album. It's really too out of tune.”
"The style is out of place?" Little Yueyue asked subconsciously.
"Then what style is this album?”
"Didn't I say it before?”Su Meng looked at him strangely.
"Previously, I promised Old Wang and Old Li that I would record those free suona songs.”
"Isn't it just right now?"
F * ck!
The group of people were instantly stunned.
After a long time, Deng Ziqi stuttered.
"Su Meng, the album you're talking about…is it…a funeral song?”
"Suona? A free job? An album?"
"Yes, I am!" Su Meng said excitedly.
"I've already planned to release 20 funeral suona songs on this album.”
"Oh, right, can you guys help me think about it? Should the album be called 'The Great Funeral' or 'Westbound Road of Peace?”
Wuwuwu…There seemed to be a gust of cold wind blowing at the scene.
Everyone was numb.
The Great Funeral? The Road of Peace to the West?
So you can't go against the dead?
In the live broadcast room, Su Meng's fans, who were still happy just now, became dead silent.
Logically speaking, they should support their idol's first album.
But…'The Great Parks'? The Road of Peace to the West? How do you expect me to support you?
Was he going to cover himself with a white cloth at night and not wake up? So You Can't Get Over The Dead, Right?
Under everyone's gaze, the executive director finally spoke.
"In this episode, everyone will be facing the profession of…musician!”
What was that?
Everyone's eyes were focused on Su Meng.
Speaking of musicians, who didn't know that Su Meng became famous in the first episode of the program because of this profession?
But why is your understanding of musicians a little off?
Your family calls a suona master who plays white work a musician?
"A musician?" Little Yueyue was stunned for a moment before he suddenly burst out laughing.
"Haha, Su…Little Uncle-Master, isn't this profession tailored for you?”
"Oh right, I'm your martial nephew.”
"This time, when you go to take on a free job, you must bring me along.”
"Although I don't know how to play the suona, I think that wooden clap looks a little like allegro. I should know how to play it, right?”
Boss Yang couldn't help but laugh and said first.
"I think that gong should be quite simple.”
Celestial Immortal Liu said indifferently.
"That cymbal belongs to me!"
Deng Ziqi looked at this and then looked at that. She felt uncomfortable.
"By the way, I'm a professional musician, okay?”
"Why is it that when you mention musicians now, the first thing that comes to mind is the suona master blowing for free?”
"But I know how to beat the drums. That drum should be similar, right?”
"I'll do that!"
In just a few words, the few of them actually found jobs for themselves.
Little Yueyue said excitedly.
"Our master is Su Meng, so we'll call him Su Family Class.”
"If we join forces, we will definitely be able to sweep through the world of white workers and become the top spot in the suona team!”
"Alright ~" The three women shouted in unison.
Su Meng was dumbfounded as he watched what was done was done.
By the way, have you asked for my opinion?
How did you guys make my arrangements so clear?
…In the
live broadcast room, the netizens also started discussing this profession.
"Haha, Master Su has returned to the martial world! Scatter flowers, scatter flowers…Hmm…Scatter paper flowers
…He's here, he's here, he's here with the suona!”
"Where's Master Su's fan club? Later, he must cry with all his might. He must beat Su Beggar, Sect Master Su, and Martial Uncle Su down!”
"The tissue is ready. Please begin your performance!”
"What's wrong with the production team? Isn't this a repeat?"
"What's there to repeat? With Su Meng around, it's enough to just laugh…Oh, no, just cry in this episode!”
"How can it be repeated? Last time, Su Meng was alone. This time, it was a gang. They even had their own team!”
"5555…I used to think that being a musician was a very prestigious profession, but why do I feel like I can't bear to look at it now?”
"Oh my god, Su Meng, Liu Tianxian, Mr. Yang, Deng Ziqi, and Little Yueyue formed a suona team. The scene is a little too beautiful.”
"They're going to the grave to hold a concert.”
"What concert? They're going to the grave to watch the fan meeting.”
"
Ha ~~~" A scornful laugh suddenly came from the side.
Hua Chenyu's face was full of pride. He looked at Su Meng as if he was looking at a country bumpkin.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you.”
"Where is this place?"
"This is the Imperial Capital!
"Do you still want to play the suona for free like in the countryside?”
"Where are you going? Hospital morgue? Funeral parlor? Crematorium?"
"Oh right, by the way, let me remind you guys. Be careful not to be sued for disturbing the public!”
When he said this, he was proud of himself.
Don't you know how to play the suona?
Weren't the netizens talking about this?
This wave would cripple the whole thing!
What was that? You said that he also knows how to play the guzheng? What kind of decent musician was that?
What was that? You said that he had written 'Mountain River Diagram' before?
His team had already analyzed this point.
That lousy song must have only been written halfway!
Otherwise, which celebrity would miss such a good opportunity to act cool…cough cough cough…to attract fans?
Moreover…I still have a backup plan!
Before Su Meng could speak, Hua Chenyu suddenly bowed slightly to Su Meng, pretending to be sincere.
"But Su Meng, to be honest, I really have to thank you!”
"Because what you said just now inspired me.”
"I suddenly have an idea. I'll use these three days to write a new song, finish recording it, and officially release it!”
"The name of this song is..."
He smiled coldly and said loudly while staring into Su Meng's eyes.
"The name will be…250 IQ!”
…In the
live broadcast room, some bullet comments suddenly floated out.
"Wow, Huahua is so handsome and talented! I'm always inspired!"
"Three days! He had three days to write a song and record it! Huahua is awesome!"
"A genius musician in the Chinese music industry! It must be Huahua!"
"Where are the Martians? Huahua was going to release a new song! He had to get to the top of the new songs chart!”
"250 IQ? Do you understand in seconds?"
"You don't even know that you can't play the trumpet in the capital? What a country bumpkin!"
These bullet comments occupied the entire screen. Anyone who was observant could tell at a glance that this was an organized operation!
Unfortunately, these ignorant girls didn't understand one thing.
After the first two episodes, the vast majority of netizens came to watch the show. What exactly were they here for?
A moment later, countless bullet comments appeared.
"Since when did Hua Chenyu get to show off on this show?”
"Where are the sect masters? The two-dimensional world was going to war with the three-dimensional world!”
"Deyun girls, gather quickly. Little Uncle-Master is waiting for us to go and support him!”
"Master Su's suona has sounded, where is the battle song? "The Great Funeral" rang out! Crying Before the Fifth Watch rang out! Send them to the afterlife!"
"Beggar's Sect members, listen up! Beggar's Sect Master, Su Beggar, is calling us. The broken bowl is knocked, and the lotus flowers are singing!”
"I'm not a fan of Su Meng or Huahua, but why can't I help but laugh when I see the style of Su Meng's fans?”
"For Huahua, I have to support Su Meng! There's no reason!"
Su
Meng looked at Hua Chenyu with eyes full of pity.
"You have a clear understanding of yourself. To be able to write a song to analyze yourself requires a lot of courage!”
What? Hua Chenyu was stunned.
Didn't you hear it? I'm scolding you!
Su Meng ignored him and turned to the others curiously.
"If I didn't remember wrongly, that sentence was the first sentence I ever said, right?”
Little Yueyue instantly understood and could not help but laugh out loud.
"Hahaha…Huahua, what you said about Su Meng inspired you.”
"But Su Meng didn't say anything just now. We were the ones who said those words…"
His laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled.
His face instantly darkened.
The other female celebrities also looked unhappy.
What the f * ck do you mean?
Our words inspired you to write a song called "250 IQ"?
Are you f * cking scolding us?
F * ck! Hua Chenyu was stunned.
When he saw Su Meng just now, he was flustered and his mind was completely occupied by anger.
In the end, Su Meng didn't scold them, but scolded the others instead?
…The
executive director was watching from the side and was already numb.
This is your company's doing. How can you mess up such a good situation?
He played a good hand and smashed it. This IQ…Tsk tsk tsk…
In the silence, Boss Yang looked down and suddenly sighed.
"Sigh…Anyway, there are many netizens who say that I'm brainless. I'm used to it.”
Deng Ziqi lowered her head to look. After confirming that she could not see her toes, she nodded heavily.
"Me too!"
Liu Tianxian raised her head without batting an eyelid. Her slender swan neck was particularly charming, and she forced herself not to lower her head.
"If I remember correctly, according to international standards, an IQ of 140 and above is considered a genius?”
"Da Vinci's IQ is only 200, right?”
"IQ 250? Huahua, are you complimenting me?"
Little Yueyue stared at Hua Chenyu with a smile on his face.
"It's also possible that Huahua is boasting!”
"What do you think, Huahua?"
Hua Chenyu was about to cry.
He had offended four A-list celebrities all of a sudden?
And they were four A-list celebrities with a lot of fans?
Other than Su Meng, who else could do such a thing?
Although he was about to cry, he had to swallow the bitter fruit he had brewed.
Hua Chenyu pulled the corner of his mouth and nodded as he said aggrievedly.
"Little Yueyue is right. I am just praising myself.”
"I think my IQ is 250. My IQ…is really touching.”
"Oh ~" The four of them let out a long "oh" before their expressions returned to normal.
Su Meng looked at this and then looked at that. Then, he fell into deep thought.
Speaking of which, am I not the main character?
Why did you guys jump out in a hurry before I could even say a few words?
…
Seeing the sudden twist in the plot, the live broadcast room instantly became happy.
The Flower fans who were dancing happily just a moment ago instantly fell silent.
How was he supposed to wash it?
He was freaking shocked!
On the contrary, Su Meng's fans were all dumbfounded.
We haven't even exerted our strength yet, and we've already fallen?
"Hahaha, Big Mimi actually thinks that she's a big black bear without brains. She's really too cute. I'm a fan!”
"Deng Ziqi isn't willing to be outdone either. Fine, I admit that I only paid attention to the goldfish's mouth in the past and didn't pay attention to her growth.”
"Details! Just now, Celestial Immortal Liu was desperately trying to raise her head.”
"Why do I feel that these people are firmly united around Su Meng? Before Su Meng could say anything, they were already anxious.”
"Well…since the Cult Master's army has already gathered, let's go and follow Celestial Immortal Liu and the others.”
"Deyun, the girl, is officially announced as a big honey. No explanation!”
"Please, Big Mimi is an old beggar and a member of Beggar's Sect, okay?”
"I don't care who you are. When the time comes, Master Su's grave will be indispensable!”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly changed. The battlefield that had just calmed down was once again in turmoil.
After
getting rid of Hua Chenyu, the focus of their attention was finally pulled back.
Boss Yang suddenly frowned.
"I'm an actor. How am I supposed to become a musician?”
Tianxian Liu thought for a moment and asked.
"Boss Yang, why don't we find a song to cover?”
"Ziqi, our singing skills are average. Do you have any simple songs for us to sing?”
Deng Ziqi was beaming with joy.
"No problem. I'll help you two find songs later.”
"It just so happens that my new song is almost finished recording. I used my official position to record a song for personal gain.”
"By the way, Su Meng, can you help me record a suona?”
"This can be considered a musician, and can be considered to have completed his mission.”
As she spoke, she puffed out her chest.
In this episode, it's my turn to show off my might!
With the program's advertising fees, he could record his own songs and use the popularity of the program to advertise. Perfect!
When luck came, no one could stop it!
Before Su Meng could say anything, Little Yueyue had already raised his hand weakly.
"Sister Ziqi
…"
"Sister Ziqi, can you bring me along?”
"Hmm…serving tea, pouring water, and massaging the shoulders and backs of great musicians like you should be considered musicians too, right?”
Deng Ziqi blurted out without thinking.
"It's okay to serve tea."
"Let Su Meng massage my shoulders and back…ugh…"
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
Why is it that when I'm with Little Uncle-Master, all the dirty and tiring work is mine, and all the beautiful things are Little Uncle-Master's?
Under
everyone's expectant gaze, Su Meng finally spoke slowly.
"It's not a problem to help you record a segment. It won't take much time anyway.”
"But…I'll take advantage of these three days to become a musician again.”
"Hmm…I'll record my first album.”
What was that?
Everyone present and in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Big brother, do you know what you are saying?
You want to record an album in three days?
Have you recorded a song before?
Do you know how long it takes to record a song?
Deng Ziqi, the Hong Kong's Little Diva, was a powerful singer in the Chinese music industry. What about her?
The song had already been recorded for more than half a month!
You're actually so arrogant, recording an album in three days?
Deng Ziqi sighed. Her tone was somewhat helpless.
"Su Meng, you haven't recorded a song before, right? You probably don't know how complicated it is to record a song, right?”
"Don't tell me you think we're singing in a KTV?”
"The early stages of the arrangement and production will take a lot of time. We even have to record all kinds of instruments one by one.”
"When you record, you need to record sentence by sentence.”
"After that, there's still the sound track synthesis, mixing, and post-mixing…"
"In short, it's very complicated. It's already considered fast to record one song a week…"
"I know!" Su Meng interrupted her.
"But when I record, it doesn't have to be so complicated. I just need a sound engineer.”
"Oh, at most, we can add a few more accompaniment, but we can just record the accompaniment on the spot.”
"I estimate that half a day is enough!”
What? Everyone was completely dumbfounded.
Wasn't Deng Ziqi's words clear enough?
You said three days just now, but now it has become half a day?
Seeing
that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Little Yueyue quickly came out to smooth things over.
"Um…Little Uncle-Master, are you going to include the Mountain and River Painting in your album this time?”
"I must listen to this song as soon as it comes out. It's too good!”
Su Meng touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Hmm…since we have plenty of time to record th
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