The Strange Downloading Rankings, The Funeral Song That Resounds Across the Country!
"Sister Qin called just now and specially arranged your schedule.”
"Tomorrow, your plan is to…sell pork!”
What? The group of people was stunned.
Deng Ziqi shook her head and forced herself to calm down.
"Xiao Yan, what did you just say? Su Meng was going to sell pork tomorrow? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"
"Sister Ziqi, you can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my intelligence!”
The assistant, Zhang Xiaoyan, puffed out her chest and said proudly.
"How could I make a mistake with such a clear itinerary?”
Little Yueyue took a closer look at Zhang Xiaoyan, making sure that the pork she was talking about had nothing to do with him.
Only then did he let out a long sigh and ask.
"Little guy, what's going on?"
"Why is Little Uncle-Master going to sell pork tomorrow?”
Zhang Xiao Yan explained patiently.
"In the last episode, Brother Su and Sister Mimi went to the market to beg for food.”
"The results showed that they had a strong ability to bring goods. The fans swept the market clean.”
"A few poor counties contacted the company and wanted Brother Su to help them bring goods to sell agricultural products such as pork and rice.”
"Sister Qin felt that this was a good thing, so she agreed to do it as a charity.”
The way they looked at Su Meng was a little strange.
There were rumors that celebrities brought cosmetics, luxury goods, or even a few bottles of wine.
But this style of yours…how did it have anything to do with pork and rice?
Most importantly, for some reason, everyone felt that it was reasonable.
Could it be that no one noticed that this was related to Boss…Pfft! Where was the boss now?
Boss Yang was stunned for a moment and suddenly said.
"Weren't we beggars last time? Why isn't anyone looking for me?"
Zhang Xiao Yan blurted out without thinking.
"Because there are no cows among their local specialties!”
Cow? Everyone's eyes subconsciously glanced at a certain part of Boss Yang.
Boss Yang's face turned red.
Without thinking, he kicked Little Yueyue to the side.
"What are you looking at?"
Little Yueyue was about to cry.
"Sister Mimi, Little Uncle-Master also saw it…"
Boss Yang snorted coldly and said matter-of-factly.
"But he's handsome!"
Liu Tianxian and Deng Ziqi nodded silently.
There was nothing wrong with this reason!
……
Cool Cat Music's technical department.
A staff member suddenly jumped up and said loudly.
"Supervisor, supervisor, bad news!"
The supervisor was holding a thermos flask with a few wolfberries floating on it.
"Calm down, calm down. What happened?”
The staff pointed at the screen and said loudly.
"Just now, a large amount of data suddenly surged in.”
"The server is already starting to show signs of stalling!”
What was that?
The supervisor's eyes flashed as he slowly put down the thermos flask. His voice sounded a little helpless.
"I just want to live an ordinary life. Why do you have to force me?”
"Since that's the case, I'll show you.”
"Why am I ranked 21st on the world hacker rankings?”
"Cool Cat Music is my secret place. What can a DDoS attack do to me?”
"Press the button!"
Even though he shouted, a light suddenly appeared on the Mediterranean Sea, as if the light of wisdom was shining.
Everyone in the technical department gasped.
It turned out that an ordinary supervisor like him had such an amazing past?
However…
An intern raised his trembling hand.
"Supervisor…it's just that there are a lot of visitors. I…I've already activated the backup server.”
" The problem has…has been solved…"
What was that?
The scene immediately fell into an awkward situation.
A moment later, a technician's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Supervisor, my Penguin account was stolen a few days ago and I lost seven Q coins. Shouldn't you give me an explanation?”
There was also someone who was surrounded by killing intent.
"A few days ago, your gaming skills suddenly improved by leaps and bounds. Why don't you tell me honestly where you bought the cheat?!”
……
Cool Your Music's backstage.
At this moment, it had already become silent. Everyone stared at the screen and fell into silence.
After a long time, a technician swallowed his saliva. His voice was still a little dry.
"Such rapid progress…Could it be that he cheated?”
The supervisor was startled awake and shouted.
"Hurry up! Check the source of the data immediately!"
After a moment of confusion, someone said loudly.
"Reporting to the supervisor, the data is normal. There are no abnormalities.”
"No?" The supervisor was still in disbelief.
"In other words, in just a short period of time, our user registration number suddenly increased by 9%?”
"And…they're all here for these songs?”
On the screen in front of him, it was the new song download chart of Cool You Music.
However, the ranking on this list made the knowledgeable supervisor completely doubt his life.
First Place: Suona Solo "Westbound Road of Peace", performance: su Meng
2nd place: Suona concerto "All Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix", performance: su Meng
3rd place: Chinese Music Ensemble "Spring Festival Overture", performance: Capital National Music Troupe
Fourth place: Folk Music Ensemble "Pleasant Goat", performance: radio Chinese music Orchestra
Fifth Place: Folk Music Ensemble " Dance of the Golden Snake " Shanghai Chinese Music Band
Sixth place: Pipa concerto, Ambush from All Sides, performance: Wan Yuyan
Seventh place: Erhu concerto "Horse Racing", performance: Qin Qianyan
Eighth place: piano solo "The Dance of the Wild Bee", performance: su Meng
Ninth place: Song of a Hero, performed: Liu Huan
Tenth place: piano solo "Bell", performance: su Meng
11th place: Song "Mountain and River Painting", performed: Legend of the Phoenix
12th place: "Power Under the Heavens", performed: Lord Thousand Fingers
13th place: Song of the Five Rings, performed: xiaoyue Yue
14th place: Song " The Rest of My Life " Liu Tianxian
15th place: Song "Inch Grass on the Road", performed: Bebe, Tata
16th place: Song " Offering of Love " yang boss
17th place: Suona Solo,"Grand Funeral", performance: su Meng
18th place: Song "Peach Blossom Promise", performed: Deng Ziqi
19th place: Henan opera selection,"Getting up early in the morning to pick up dung"
20th place: Song " 250 IQ " Hua Chenyu
Number...
The supervisor gulped, his voice trembling.
"If I remember correctly, the songs that were able to top the charts in the past…can't even make it into the top twenty?”
All the staff members nodded, their faces full of doubt.
What was going on these days?
Since when was a pure instrument performance able to crush all the big names?
And the number of downloads…was too ridiculous!
The supervisor took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
"Turn on the sound system and play the song at the top.”
"I want to see what kind of song can suppress a lifetime in such a battle of gods!”
Someone seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly changed.
However, before they could speak, someone had already connected the speaker and pressed the play button.
Suddenly, a sorrowful suona sound rang out in the technical department.
Accompanied by the sound of the suona, there were also many wails.
The crying was so sincere that it made her cry.
Outside the door, the HR director of Cool You Music happened to pass by.
When she heard this voice from the bottom of her heart, her face suddenly turned solemn and she secretly clenched her fists.
I'm the HR director. I must suggest that the boss give the technical department a raise!
Look at how he had forced these technical geeks…
……
"This…this…this…"
Su Meng looked at the ranking and was in a mess.
After a long time, he said faintly.
" That's why I said that my first single,'Mountain and River Painting', which officially entered the music industry…"
"He didn't even make it into the top ten?”
"Too hasty! He had underestimated the enemy! He should have used his trump card…"
Beside her, Deng Ziqi's expression was even more dazed.
"Me! Deng Ziqi! Hong Kong's Little Diva, a powerful singer in the Chinese music industry!”
"The song I prepared so meticulously is only ranked 18th? He almost fell out of the top twenty?"
"And…he was even beaten by 'The Great Funeral?”
Celestial Immortal Liu didn't care about this ranking.
She didn't know much about the technical content of the rankings. Besides, she was an actress and didn't plan to develop in the music industry, so she was naturally much calmer.
However, seeing that his ranking had actually surpassed Deng Ziqi, he was also very happy.
Boss Yang looked at it and suddenly exclaimed.
"Hey hey hey ~ Look, Hua Chenyu is actually ranked 20th!”
"And what's on top of his head is…'Getting Up Early to Pick Up Dung'?”
Only then did everyone realize that at the end of the list was the pitiful Great Wizard.
And what was pressing down on his head…was actually a Henan opera?
Or was it such a magical selection like " Getting Up Early in the Morning to Pick Up Dungeon "?
Deng Ziqi's mood suddenly improved.
As long as your life isn't as good as mine, I'll be extremely happy!
Looks like I'm not the worst!
Bai Xiaoling, who had been silent all this while, suddenly sighed.
"Teacher Su, these songs are all written by you anyway.”
"It's just a left hand hitting the right hand. What's the big deal?”
"The most important thing is…haven't you realized what the top spot is?”
What was that? The first place?
Everyone's gaze subconsciously turned to the top of the list. On it was written-
First Place: Suona Solo "Westbound Road of Peace", performance: su Meng
F * ck! The group of people was in a mess.
What was going on these days?
A white matter suona song actually suppressed the battle of gods?
Had the tastes of fans become so similar to Inferno these days?
The things in the world of the living were already not exciting enough. Did he have to play Yin music?
Especially Su Meng, who was completely dumbfounded.
Master Su only played a suona song. Speaking of which, what were the fans of the so-called " Burial Heaven " doing with this song?
……
In the living room, the family had already eaten.
They were sitting on the sofa, watching TV and chatting.
At this moment, a 14 or 15-year-old girl suddenly ran out with a Bluetooth speaker in her hand.
"Grandpa, Grandma, can I play you a song?”
The kind-looking grandfather smiled and shook his head.
"You little girl, we don't understand the song you're listening to.”
"No!" The young girl had a righteous look on her face.
"This song was specially prepared by my idol, Master Su, for the elderly.”
"I don't like it, I didn't even listen to it, but I heard that many old people like it very much!”
"Is that so?" Grandma nodded, and a smile blossomed on her face.
"Since my granddaughter is so filial, let's listen.”
His parents were also pleased.
His daughter had grown up and knew how to be filial to the elderly.
As the girl pressed the play button, a sad suona sound suddenly sounded in the living room from the Bluetooth speaker.
A moment later, Grandma's eyes turned red.
"Old man, why are you leaving so early?!”
Grandpa hugged her.
"Old woman, how can you walk in front of me?”
"My father…my mother…"
……
In a square, the old aunties who were not old at all had already gotten into position.
She was ready to show off her graceful dance in front of the many old men who were walking their birds and dogs.
At this moment, a young man ran over in a hurry.
"Grandma, Grandma, I've sent that song over.”
"Is that so?" An old lady was overjoyed.
He clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention.
"Sisters, let's practice a new song today.”
"He said that it was specially written for us elderly people. It's called 'Road to Peace' or something. My grandson just sent it over!”
"How about we practice this today?”
"Once you're familiar with it, go PK with the West Square. You'll definitely win by surprise!”
"Good!" The sisters shouted in unison, attracting the attention of the old men.
Some people also said.
"Look at Aunt Liu's eldest grandson. He's so filial. He even specially prepared a song for us.”
"Yes, yes. Our grandson cries for chicken every day, but I made him saliva chicken, and he actually despises it.”
"'Road to Peace'…what a good name. It's a song that wishes us peace!”
His grandson happily pressed the play button.
Suddenly, a mournful sound of a suona came from the loudspeaker used for square dancing.
The sound of the suona was mournful and resentful. It sounded like it was crying, but it also sounded like it was telling a story.
Following the sound of the suona, the entire square was instantly enveloped in a sorrowful atmosphere. It was as if there was a sinister wind blowing.
……
" I keep feeling that…something isn't right…"
Su Meng stroked his chin and said thoughtfully.
The group of people also looked at each other. They also felt that this matter was really very strange.
A Bai Shi Suona song could actually suppress an entire lifetime?
After thinking for a long time, Su Meng couldn't think of a reason.
"Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore."
"Xiao Yan, send me a message on Weibo that I will be livestreaming tomorrow.”
"Call on the fans to come and support us.”
"Hmm…I'll go straight to sleep after sending it.”
"Everyone has been working hard in rehearsing these few days. Turn off your phones later and have a good sleep.”
"Replenish your energy. We still have to sell goods tomorrow!”
Boss Yang and Liu Tianxian looked at each other and suddenly became enthusiastic.
"Tian Xian Er, our Reba is your fan and has been clamoring to see you. Why don't I make an appointment tomorrow?”
"Sure, sure. I've heard of Reba's name for a long time. I want to get to know her too.”
Little Yueyue raised his hand weakly.
" Um…Little Uncle-Master…I have a performance at Guangde Tower tomorrow…"
"Cough cough cough…Tian Xian Er, didn't you work with Reba before?”
"Get lost!"
"Alright ~~~"
"Virtuous!" Deng Ziqi glared at them and said sternly.
"Isn't it just selling pork? I'll accompany you tomorrow!"
"But…you have to write me a song…"
……
"Su Meng?"
In the living room, accompanied by the fluttering feathers of the feather duster, an angry roar came.
"Su Meng?"
On the square, the voices of countless people converged into a surging torrent.
"Su Meng?"
In the park, many old men were wearing training clothes and holding swords in their hands. They were filled with killing intent.
"Su Meng?"
In the nursing home, a group of old men and women blocked the door of the broadcasting room and roared in unison.
Countless similar voices rang out from the north and south of the river.
Accompanied by crying, someone finally couldn't take the beating and confessed.
" Tomorrow…Su Meng will start a livestream…"
Start a live broadcast?
The group of old men and women's eyes lit up…
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