Deng Ziqi: I've actually become a pork spokesperson? Or the Pig Goddess?
In Liuchang County, Liao Province, a few people were sitting in the office of the deputy county head, watching the live broadcast.
To be precise, they were discussing how to tackle the crisis.
However, the scene on the screen made them completely dumbfounded.
"I want to give you the sky, the sea, and the great rivers…"
"For example, the morning dew, the sunset, the wind in March, the rain in June, the sky in September, and the snow in December…"
"When you memorize words, Alaskan codfish are jumping out of the water…"
"When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are flying past the coast…" The
deputy county head in charge of agriculture swallowed his saliva, and his voice was a little dry.
"County Head Zhang…is this really our county's rice?”
The deputy county head was also a little dazed.
"Is the rice in our county…worthy? Do we deserve to eat such rice?"
The few of them looked at each other and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Almost at the same time, the cell phones of the deputy county heads rang crazily as if they had made an appointment.
A moment later, someone put down his phone, still in a daze.
"Just now, the Commerce Bureau and the Agriculture Bureau called. Many grain merchants want to buy our rice.”
"According to the preliminary summary, our county's rice this year... is not enough to sell..."
Someone even mumbled as if he was dreaming.
"The tourism bureau reported that just now, almost all the famous travel agencies in the country called and wanted to cooperate to open a special tour route for our county…
They said that many people want to come to our county to travel just to…go to the fields to see the rice?”
"When did rice…become a tourist product?”
The deputy county head's mouth opened wider and wider, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If I remember correctly…We were originally here to study how to protect the Liuchang rice brand, but now
…"？？”
They nodded silently and fell into deep self-doubt…
In
a mansion in the capital, Liu Xiaoli's eyes turned green.
"Tianxian, such a high-end and elegant product is the most suitable for your image!”
"Aren't you close to Su Meng?”
"Ask him to hook you up and see if he can endorse this product. This will be very helpful in raising your profile!”
"Even if we have to lower the endorsement fee, we won't hesitate!”
Tianxian Liu looked at her mother who was already a little bewitched and sighed faintly.
"Mom, wake up!”
"That's not a luxury item! It's just a bag of rice!"
"Da Mi? F * ck, this is actually a f * cking big rice!”Liu Xiaoli came back to her senses.
She smiled awkwardly.
"That... I knew it. How could a celebrity endorse this kind of agricultural product... Cough cough cough..."
In the
live broadcast room, Su Meng excitedly carried a plate of pork and placed it on the table.
"Come, come, come. Next, we will start selling pork!”
However, what he did not expect was that the bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became dense.
"Don't say that, I didn't prepare any tissues today!”
"Su Qier, you're changing your style. Selling rice and pork like this is really a waste of smoke!”
"You might not believe it, but our family was originally here to scold Su Meng, but now we actually carried away three bags of rice
..." I've already bought 30 bags! If I don't buy it, my grandparents and parents will beat me.”
"My grandparents were going to scold Su Meng, but now they are all smiling from ear to ear. They want me to chase after Su Meng
…"”
"Last night, I played Su Meng's song and caused Grandpa and Grandma to come out. They hit me. Today, Su Meng made them cry. The two of them hit me again, saying that I didn't introduce them to Su Meng earlier
..."”
Su
Meng glanced at the screen and chuckled.
"Alright, since everyone wants to change the style, let's change it.”
"Let me think…Oh right, Ziqi!”
What? Deng Ziqi, who was standing at the side, was stunned for a moment before she hurriedly responded.
Su Meng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say you wanted me to write a song for you?”
"I'll write it for you now!"
"Go find a guitar first.”
No way! A new song?
Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up and she quickly ran to find the guitar.
Su Meng took out a piece of paper and began to write and draw beside the pork.
When Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.
He rushed to the live broadcast room to show his joy.
"I'll take a break first. Next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song.”
"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.
When they saw Deng Ziqi appearing on the screen, the livestream room immediately rang out with ghostly cries and howls.
Ziqi is so cute. She won't make me cry again, will she?
And a new song?
Deng Ziqi glanced over. When she saw the song title, her expression froze.
"Su Meng…is this the new song you wrote for me?”
Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.
"Take a look first.”
"The atmosphere has already reached this point today. The netizens won't agree if you don't sing.”
Deng Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing such a song?
Helpless, he could only watch patiently.
However, after taking a few glances, his eyes widened and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Although this song is simple, it's very interesting!”
Su Meng chuckled and encouraged.
"Then you should just sing it out and make it your new song debut. Everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting for you.”
In the live broadcast room, there were also countless "expectations".
Deng Ziqi nodded obediently, picked up the guitar, and began to tune the strings.
For a singer of her level, she could sing most of the song after watching it once.
Although it did not achieve the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the live broadcast room.
After a moment, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Next, please enjoy my new song,'Song of Pigs'!”
Pig…Pig's Song?
Countless people in the live broadcast room spat out at the same time.
Are you kidding me?
Su Meng, what the hell did you do?
It was not easy to write a new song for our Ziqi, but it was still a pig song?
…
Countless people had complicated feelings when the guitar started playing. The relaxed and cheerful melody made many people's eyes light up.
Deng Ziqi sang amidst the guitar.
"Pig! You have two holes in your nose. When you catch a cold, you still have snot on your nose ~~~
You have dark eyes, you can't see the end of it even if you look at it…"
Pfft…Many people spat out a mouthful of blood.
So you're really singing pig?
But…this song seemed a little interesting!
Many people could not help but smile.
"Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid ~~~"
"Your tail is rolling and rolling, so you can't run and jump without it ~~~
"”
"I sleep until I'm under the sun, never brush my teeth, never fight…"
This song was really interesting.
Deng Ziqi was also in a good mood.
Although there was only one guitar, it was still interesting to sing.
After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi was so lucky that she even imitated the pig's voice and hummed twice.
Instantly, the live broadcast room was filled with joy.
"Hahaha, this song is really interesting.”
"I didn't expect Ziqi to know how to sing such a song. I'm dying of laughter."
"Wrong, Master Su knows how to write such songs? The group that just made me cry, and now it's making me laugh until my stomach hurts?”
"Erm…My grandparents are all smiles now. Is my butt safe?”
"Ziqi is so good at imitating pigs? From now on, I'm willing to call you Piggy Goddess!”
Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted the big plate of pork.
"Everyone, don't forget that we're selling pork now!”
What? Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned…
In
a meeting room of the county government, the county head was presiding over a meeting.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the meeting room.
Before he could say anything, his secretary had already rushed in.
Seeing this scene, the county head could not help but frown slightly.
This secretary seemed to be a little insensible.
At this moment, the secretary seemed to have lost her soul and was in a daze.
"County head, bad news, county head, something big has happened!”
Hmm? Murderous intent shot out from the county head's eyes as he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"Tell me, how did the county head get into trouble?”
The secretary was still in a daze and said subconsciously.
"Didn't Deputy County Head Luo go to Su Meng to sell pork?”
"In the end…they sold like crazy!"
"Not only have we sold out the goods we prepared.”
"Moreover, our county has received many calls. They are all asking to buy pork!”
"According to the preliminary data gathered by a few departments, the pigs in our county…including the baby pigs, are not enough to sell!”
What? The group of people in the conference room were all stunned.
How was this possible?
The county head couldn't believe it and quickly asked.
"Are you serious? The pigs in our county are selling like crazy?”
"Yes, I am!" The secretary nodded fiercely, her face full of disbelief.
"There are also many people who say that they don't want pork and want to buy live pigs. They want to bring them back and raise them as pets!”
"What else did you say…Pigs are so cute, why do you want to eat them?”
"F * ck!" The county head jumped up and gestured with his hand.
"Are you saying that many people want to buy those huge pigs that weigh a few hundred pounds and raise them as pets?”
"Yes!" The secretary looked determined.
"It's this pig that's bigger than the county head. They want to raise it as a pet…" The
scene suddenly fell into a strange silence. Someone silently gave a thumbs up.
"This secretary…has a bleak
future
…" You've worked hard!"
As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, Deputy County Head Luo went up to her with a smile on his face.
"The county called me just now. The pigs and pork in our county sold well hotcakes!”
"Thank you, Teacher Deng!”
"Your singing is really too good!”
Deng Ziqi was also grinning from ear to ear. She had yet to wake up from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.
"You're welcome. It's all because Su Meng wrote it well.”
"Well written and well sung!”Deputy County Head Luo was excited.
"You are the benefactors of our county. I thank you on behalf of the 300,000 people and 100,000 pigs in the county!”
"Just this alone, the farmers in our county will be able to earn more than a thousand yuan this year!”
Hearing this, Deng Ziqi suddenly became proud, as if she had done something very sacred.
Deputy County Head Luo suddenly had a stroke of luck and opened his mouth to say.
"Teacher Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?”
"You sing so well. You will definitely bring our pork products out of the Dragon Country and into the world!”
"Alright!" Deng Ziqi, who had a strong sense of mission, agreed without thinking.
"I'm willing to do such a good thing for free!”
"It's my honor to be the spokesperson of pork…Pork…pork?”
Only now did she react.
But…it was too late!
Deputy county head Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.
"County Head! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"
"County Head, quickly arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!”
"Also, get all the publicity departments in our county to move!”
"We must let the entire country know about this news in the shortest time possible and sell our pork to the entire country!”
In the
live broadcast room, the netizens who heard this news instantly exploded.
"F * ck! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style
…" Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"
"When I think of Ziqi standing beside the pigsty and singing the pig song, I really can't hold back.”
"Ziqi is really too caring, 55555...
Ever since Su Meng let go of himself, these female celebrities have also let go? It was not enough to have an old beggar, and now there was a pig goddess?”
"Now, it seems that only Liu Tianxian is still barely able to maintain her image.”
"You said it yourself! It was only a matter of time before Su Meng pulled the fairy sister down from the mortal world.”
Deng Ziqi collapsed to the ground weakly, her hopes in tatters.
It was over! What's done is done. Everyone in the country knows that I'm endorsing pork.
Can I go back on my word?
My image…5555…Pig
Goddess Deng Ziqi?
5555…I really want to sing a song right now…
My nose has two holes, and when I cry, I still have snot hanging from my nose
…In
front of the camera, Su Meng walked over with a big bag.
"Come, come, come. We're going to bring some goods from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province. They're Chinese toon and Chinese prickly ash.”
Pepper? Chinese toon?
Was the goods getting more and more interesting?
At this moment, countless people in the live broadcast room had already forgotten why they were here.
He just watched the live broadcast room excitedly, looking forward to what Su Meng would do this time.
Would he write another essay or another song?
Hmm…with Zhu Zhu Goddess, Hua Jiao Goddess, and Xiang Chun Goddess, would they be far away?
Under the gaze of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.
"As everyone can see, what I'm holding in my hand is…is…"
What is it? Everyone was looking forward to it.
Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.
His mouth opened wider and wider.
Finally-
"Achoo!"
An earth-shattering sneeze erupted with the force of a bull.
Pfff ~
Countless people in the live streaming room almost vomited blood.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and you sneezed? Deng Ziqi: I've actually become a pork spokesperson? Or the Pig Goddess?
In Liuchang County, Liao Province, a few people were sitting in the office of the deputy county head, watching the live broadcast.
To be precise, they were discussing how to tackle the crisis.
However, the scene on the screen made them completely dumbfounded.
"I want to give you the sky, the sea, and the great rivers…"
"For example, the morning dew, the sunset, the wind in March, the rain in June, the sky in September, and the snow in December…"
"When you memorize words, Alaskan codfish are jumping out of the water…"
"When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are flying past the coast…" The
deputy county head in charge of agriculture swallowed his saliva, and his voice was a little dry.
"County Head Zhang…is this really our county's rice?”
The deputy county head was also a little dazed.
"Is the rice in our county…worthy? Do we deserve to eat such rice?"
The few of them looked at each other and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Almost at the same time, the cell phones of the deputy county heads rang crazily as if they had made an appointment.
A moment later, someone put down his phone, still in a daze.
"Just now, the Commerce Bureau and the Agriculture Bureau called. Many grain merchants want to buy our rice.”
"According to the preliminary summary, our county's rice this year... is not enough to sell..."
Someone even mumbled as if he was dreaming.
"The tourism bureau reported that just now, almost all the famous travel agencies in the country called and wanted to cooperate to open a special tour route for our county…
They said that many people want to come to our county to travel just to…go to the fields to see the rice?”
"When did rice…become a tourist product?”
The deputy county head's mouth opened wider and wider, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If I remember correctly…We were originally here to study how to protect the Liuchang rice brand, but now
…"？？”
They nodded silently and fell into deep self-doubt…
In
a mansion in the capital, Liu Xiaoli's eyes turned green.
"Tianxian, such a high-end and elegant product is the most suitable for your image!”
"Aren't you close to Su Meng?”
"Ask him to hook you up and see if he can endorse this product. This will be very helpful in raising your profile!”
"Even if we have to lower the endorsement fee, we won't hesitate!”
Tianxian Liu looked at her mother who was already a little bewitched and sighed faintly.
"Mom, wake up!”
"That's not a luxury item! It's just a bag of rice!"
"Da Mi? F * ck, this is actually a f * cking big rice!”Liu Xiaoli came back to her senses.
She smiled awkwardly.
"That... I knew it. How could a celebrity endorse this kind of agricultural product... Cough cough cough..."
In the
live broadcast room, Su Meng excitedly carried a plate of pork and placed it on the table.
"Come, come, come. Next, we will start selling pork!”
However, what he did not expect was that the bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became dense.
"Don't say that, I didn't prepare any tissues today!”
"Su Qier, you're changing your style. Selling rice and pork like this is really a waste of smoke!”
"You might not believe it, but our family was originally here to scold Su Meng, but now we actually carried away three bags of rice
..." I've already bought 30 bags! If I don't buy it, my grandparents and parents will beat me.”
"My grandparents were going to scold Su Meng, but now they are all smiling from ear to ear. They want me to chase after Su Meng
…"”
"Last night, I played Su Meng's song and caused Grandpa and Grandma to come out. They hit me. Today, Su Meng made them cry. The two of them hit me again, saying that I didn't introduce them to Su Meng earlier
..."”
Su
Meng glanced at the screen and chuckled.
"Alright, since everyone wants to change the style, let's change it.”
"Let me think…Oh right, Ziqi!”
What? Deng Ziqi, who was standing at the side, was stunned for a moment before she hurriedly responded.
Su Meng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say you wanted me to write a song for you?”
"I'll write it for you now!"
"Go find a guitar first.”
No way! A new song?
Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up and she quickly ran to find the guitar.
Su Meng took out a piece of paper and began to write and draw beside the pork.
When Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.
He rushed to the live broadcast room to show his joy.
"I'll take a break first. Next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song.”
"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.
When they saw Deng Ziqi appearing on the screen, the livestream room immediately rang out with ghostly cries and howls.
Ziqi is so cute. She won't make me cry again, will she?
And a new song?
Deng Ziqi glanced over. When she saw the song title, her expression froze.
"Su Meng…is this the new song you wrote for me?”
Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.
"Take a look first.”
"The atmosphere has already reached this point today. The netizens won't agree if you don't sing.”
Deng Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing such a song?
Helpless, he could only watch patiently.
However, after taking a few glances, his eyes widened and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Although this song is simple, it's very interesting!”
Su Meng chuckled and encouraged.
"Then you should just sing it out and make it your new song debut. Everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting for you.”
In the live broadcast room, there were also countless "expectations".
Deng Ziqi nodded obediently, picked up the guitar, and began to tune the strings.
For a singer of her level, she could sing most of the song after watching it once.
Although it did not achieve the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the live broadcast room.
After a moment, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Next, please enjoy my new song,'Song of Pigs'!”
Pig…Pig's Song?
Countless people in the live broadcast room spat out at the same time.
Are you kidding me?
Su Meng, what the hell did you do?
It was not easy to write a new song for our Ziqi, but it was still a pig song?
…
Countless people had complicated feelings when the guitar started playing. The relaxed and cheerful melody made many people's eyes light up.
Deng Ziqi sang amidst the guitar.
"Pig! You have two holes in your nose. When you catch a cold, you still have snot on your nose ~~~
You have dark eyes, you can't see the end of it even if you look at it…"
Pfft…Many people spat out a mouthful of blood.
So you're really singing pig?
But…this song seemed a little interesting!
Many people could not help but smile.
"Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid ~~~"
"Your tail is rolling and rolling, so you can't run and jump without it ~~~
"”
"I sleep until I'm under the sun, never brush my teeth, never fight…"
This song was really interesting.
Deng Ziqi was also in a good mood.
Although there was only one guitar, it was still interesting to sing.
After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi was so lucky that she even imitated the pig's voice and hummed twice.
Instantly, the live broadcast room was filled with joy.
"Hahaha, this song is really interesting.”
"I didn't expect Ziqi to know how to sing such a song. I'm dying of laughter."
"Wrong, Master Su knows how to write such songs? The group that just made me cry, and now it's making me laugh until my stomach hurts?”
"Erm…My grandparents are all smiles now. Is my butt safe?”
"Ziqi is so good at imitating pigs? From now on, I'm willing to call you Piggy Goddess!”
Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted the big plate of pork.
"Everyone, don't forget that we're selling pork now!”
What? Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned…
In
a meeting room of the county government, the county head was presiding over a meeting.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the meeting room.
Before he could say anything, his secretary had already rushed in.
Seeing this scene, the county head could not help but frown slightly.
This secretary seemed to be a little insensible.
At this moment, the secretary seemed to have lost her soul and was in a daze.
"County head, bad news, county head, something big has happened!”
Hmm? Murderous intent shot out from the county head's eyes as he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"Tell me, how did the county head get into trouble?”
The secretary was still in a daze and said subconsciously.
"Didn't Deputy County Head Luo go to Su Meng to sell pork?”
"In the end…they sold like crazy!"
"Not only have we sold out the goods we prepared.”
"Moreover, our county has received many calls. They are all asking to buy pork!”
"According to the preliminary data gathered by a few departments, the pigs in our county…including the baby pigs, are not enough to sell!”
What? The group of people in the conference room were all stunned.
How was this possible?
The county head couldn't believe it and quickly asked.
"Are you serious? The pigs in our county are selling like crazy?”
"Yes, I am!" The secretary nodded fiercely, her face full of disbelief.
"There are also many people who say that they don't want pork and want to buy live pigs. They want to bring them back and raise them as pets!”
"What else did you say…Pigs are so cute, why do you want to eat them?”
"F * ck!" The county head jumped up and gestured with his hand.
"Are you saying that many people want to buy those huge pigs that weigh a few hundred pounds and raise them as pets?”
"Yes!" The secretary looked determined.
"It's this pig that's bigger than the county head. They want to raise it as a pet…" The
scene suddenly fell into a strange silence. Someone silently gave a thumbs up.
"This secretary…has a bleak
future
…" You've worked hard!"
As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, Deputy County Head Luo went up to her with a smile on his face.
"The county called me just now. The pigs and pork in our county sold well hotcakes!”
"Thank you, Teacher Deng!”
"Your singing is really too good!”
Deng Ziqi was also grinning from ear to ear. She had yet to wake up from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.
"You're welcome. It's all because Su Meng wrote it well.”
"Well written and well sung!”Deputy County Head Luo was excited.
"You are the benefactors of our county. I thank you on behalf of the 300,000 people and 100,000 pigs in the county!”
"Just this alone, the farmers in our county will be able to earn more than a thousand yuan this year!”
Hearing this, Deng Ziqi suddenly became proud, as if she had done something very sacred.
Deputy County Head Luo suddenly had a stroke of luck and opened his mouth to say.
"Teacher Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?”
"You sing so well. You will definitely bring our pork products out of the Dragon Country and into the world!”
"Alright!" Deng Ziqi, who had a strong sense of mission, agreed without thinking.
"I'm willing to do such a good thing for free!”
"It's my honor to be the spokesperson of pork…Pork…pork?”
Only now did she react.
But…it was too late!
Deputy county head Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.
"County Head! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"
"County Head, quickly arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!”
"Also, get all the publicity departments in our county to move!”
"We must let the entire country know about this news in the shortest time possible and sell our pork to the entire country!”
In the
live broadcast room, the netizens who heard this news instantly exploded.
"F * ck! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style
…" Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"
"When I think of Ziqi standing beside the pigsty and singing the pig song, I really can't hold back.”
"Ziqi is really too caring, 55555...
Ever since Su Meng let go of himself, these female celebrities have also let go? It was not enough to have an old beggar, and now there was a pig goddess?”
"Now, it seems that only Liu Tianxian is still barely able to maintain her image.”
"You said it yourself! It was only a matter of time before Su Meng pulled the fairy sister down from the mortal world.”
Deng Ziqi collapsed to the ground weakly, her hopes in tatters.
It was over! What's done is done. Everyone in the country knows that I'm endorsing pork.
Can I go back on my word?
My image…5555…Pig
Goddess Deng Ziqi?
5555…I really want to sing a song right now…
My nose has two holes, and when I cry, I still have snot hanging from my nose
…In
front of the camera, Su Meng walked over with a big bag.
"Come, come, come. We're going to bring some goods from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province. They're Chinese toon and Chinese prickly ash.”
Pepper? Chinese toon?
Was the goods getting more and more interesting?
At this moment, countless people in the live broadcast room had already forgotten why they were here.
He just watched the live broadcast room excitedly, looking forward to what Su Meng would do this time.
Would he write another essay or another song?
Hmm…with Zhu Zhu Goddess, Hua Jiao Goddess, and Xiang Chun Goddess, would they be far away?
Under the gaze of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.
"As everyone can see, what I'm holding in my hand is…is…"
What is it? Everyone was looking forward to it.
Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.
His mouth opened wider and wider.
Finally-
"Achoo!"
An earth-shattering sneeze erupted with the force of a bull.
Pfff ~
Countless people in the live streaming room almost vomited blood.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and you sneezed? Deng Ziqi: I've actually become a pork spokesperson? Or the Pig Goddess?
In Liuchang County, Liao Province, a few people were sitting in the office of the deputy county head, watching the live broadcast.
To be precise, they were discussing how to tackle the crisis.
However, the scene on the screen made them completely dumbfounded.
"I want to give you the sky, the sea, and the great rivers…"
"For example, the morning dew, the sunset, the wind in March, the rain in June, the sky in September, and the snow in December…"
"When you memorize words, Alaskan codfish are jumping out of the water…"
"When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are flying past the coast…" The
deputy county head in charge of agriculture swallowed his saliva, and his voice was a little dry.
"County Head Zhang…is this really our county's rice?”
The deputy county head was also a little dazed.
"Is the rice in our county…worthy? Do we deserve to eat such rice?"
The few of them looked at each other and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Almost at the same time, the cell phones of the deputy county heads rang crazily as if they had made an appointment.
A moment later, someone put down his phone, still in a daze.
"Just now, the Commerce Bureau and the Agriculture Bureau called. Many grain merchants want to buy our rice.”
"According to the preliminary summary, our county's rice this year... is not enough to sell..."
Someone even mumbled as if he was dreaming.
"The tourism bureau reported that just now, almost all the famous travel agencies in the country called and wanted to cooperate to open a special tour route for our county…
They said that many people want to come to our county to travel just to…go to the fields to see the rice?”
"When did rice…become a tourist product?”
The deputy county head's mouth opened wider and wider, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If I remember correctly…We were originally here to study how to protect the Liuchang rice brand, but now
…"？？”
They nodded silently and fell into deep self-doubt…
In
a mansion in the capital, Liu Xiaoli's eyes turned green.
"Tianxian, such a high-end and elegant product is the most suitable for your image!”
"Aren't you close to Su Meng?”
"Ask him to hook you up and see if he can endorse this product. This will be very helpful in raising your profile!”
"Even if we have to lower the endorsement fee, we won't hesitate!”
Tianxian Liu looked at her mother who was already a little bewitched and sighed faintly.
"Mom, wake up!”
"That's not a luxury item! It's just a bag of rice!"
"Da Mi? F * ck, this is actually a f * cking big rice!”Liu Xiaoli came back to her senses.
She smiled awkwardly.
"That... I knew it. How could a celebrity endorse this kind of agricultural product... Cough cough cough..."
In the
live broadcast room, Su Meng excitedly carried a plate of pork and placed it on the table.
"Come, come, come. Next, we will start selling pork!”
However, what he did not expect was that the bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became dense.
"Don't say that, I didn't prepare any tissues today!”
"Su Qier, you're changing your style. Selling rice and pork like this is really a waste of smoke!”
"You might not believe it, but our family was originally here to scold Su Meng, but now we actually carried away three bags of rice
..." I've already bought 30 bags! If I don't buy it, my grandparents and parents will beat me.”
"My grandparents were going to scold Su Meng, but now they are all smiling from ear to ear. They want me to chase after Su Meng
…"”
"Last night, I played Su Meng's song and caused Grandpa and Grandma to come out. They hit me. Today, Su Meng made them cry. The two of them hit me again, saying that I didn't introduce them to Su Meng earlier
..."”
Su
Meng glanced at the screen and chuckled.
"Alright, since everyone wants to change the style, let's change it.”
"Let me think…Oh right, Ziqi!”
What? Deng Ziqi, who was standing at the side, was stunned for a moment before she hurriedly responded.
Su Meng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say you wanted me to write a song for you?”
"I'll write it for you now!"
"Go find a guitar first.”
No way! A new song?
Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up and she quickly ran to find the guitar.
Su Meng took out a piece of paper and began to write and draw beside the pork.
When Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.
He rushed to the live broadcast room to show his joy.
"I'll take a break first. Next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song.”
"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.
When they saw Deng Ziqi appearing on the screen, the livestream room immediately rang out with ghostly cries and howls.
Ziqi is so cute. She won't make me cry again, will she?
And a new song?
Deng Ziqi glanced over. When she saw the song title, her expression froze.
"Su Meng…is this the new song you wrote for me?”
Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.
"Take a look first.”
"The atmosphere has already reached this point today. The netizens won't agree if you don't sing.”
Deng Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing such a song?
Helpless, he could only watch patiently.
However, after taking a few glances, his eyes widened and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Although this song is simple, it's very interesting!”
Su Meng chuckled and encouraged.
"Then you should just sing it out and make it your new song debut. Everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting for you.”
In the live broadcast room, there were also countless "expectations".
Deng Ziqi nodded obediently, picked up the guitar, and began to tune the strings.
For a singer of her level, she could sing most of the song after watching it once.
Although it did not achieve the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the live broadcast room.
After a moment, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Next, please enjoy my new song,'Song of Pigs'!”
Pig…Pig's Song?
Countless people in the live broadcast room spat out at the same time.
Are you kidding me?
Su Meng, what the hell did you do?
It was not easy to write a new song for our Ziqi, but it was still a pig song?
…
Countless people had complicated feelings when the guitar started playing. The relaxed and cheerful melody made many people's eyes light up.
Deng Ziqi sang amidst the guitar.
"Pig! You have two holes in your nose. When you catch a cold, you still have snot on your nose ~~~
You have dark eyes, you can't see the end of it even if you look at it…"
Pfft…Many people spat out a mouthful of blood.
So you're really singing pig?
But…this song seemed a little interesting!
Many people could not help but smile.
"Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid ~~~"
"Your tail is rolling and rolling, so you can't run and jump without it ~~~
"”
"I sleep until I'm under the sun, never brush my teeth, never fight…"
This song was really interesting.
Deng Ziqi was also in a good mood.
Although there was only one guitar, it was still interesting to sing.
After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi was so lucky that she even imitated the pig's voice and hummed twice.
Instantly, the live broadcast room was filled with joy.
"Hahaha, this song is really interesting.”
"I didn't expect Ziqi to know how to sing such a song. I'm dying of laughter."
"Wrong, Master Su knows how to write such songs? The group that just made me cry, and now it's making me laugh until my stomach hurts?”
"Erm…My grandparents are all smiles now. Is my butt safe?”
"Ziqi is so good at imitating pigs? From now on, I'm willing to call you Piggy Goddess!”
Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted the big plate of pork.
"Everyone, don't forget that we're selling pork now!”
What? Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned…
In
a meeting room of the county government, the county head was presiding over a meeting.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the meeting room.
Before he could say anything, his secretary had already rushed in.
Seeing this scene, the county head could not help but frown slightly.
This secretary seemed to be a little insensible.
At this moment, the secretary seemed to have lost her soul and was in a daze.
"County head, bad news, county head, something big has happened!”
Hmm? Murderous intent shot out from the county head's eyes as he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"Tell me, how did the county head get into trouble?”
The secretary was still in a daze and said subconsciously.
"Didn't Deputy County Head Luo go to Su Meng to sell pork?”
"In the end…they sold like crazy!"
"Not only have we sold out the goods we prepared.”
"Moreover, our county has received many calls. They are all asking to buy pork!”
"According to the preliminary data gathered by a few departments, the pigs in our county…including the baby pigs, are not enough to sell!”
What? The group of people in the conference room were all stunned.
How was this possible?
The county head couldn't believe it and quickly asked.
"Are you serious? The pigs in our county are selling like crazy?”
"Yes, I am!" The secretary nodded fiercely, her face full of disbelief.
"There are also many people who say that they don't want pork and want to buy live pigs. They want to bring them back and raise them as pets!”
"What else did you say…Pigs are so cute, why do you want to eat them?”
"F * ck!" The county head jumped up and gestured with his hand.
"Are you saying that many people want to buy those huge pigs that weigh a few hundred pounds and raise them as pets?”
"Yes!" The secretary looked determined.
"It's this pig that's bigger than the county head. They want to raise it as a pet…" The
scene suddenly fell into a strange silence. Someone silently gave a thumbs up.
"This secretary…has a bleak
future
…" You've worked hard!"
As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, Deputy County Head Luo went up to her with a smile on his face.
"The county called me just now. The pigs and pork in our county sold well hotcakes!”
"Thank you, Teacher Deng!”
"Your singing is really too good!”
Deng Ziqi was also grinning from ear to ear. She had yet to wake up from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.
"You're welcome. It's all because Su Meng wrote it well.”
"Well written and well sung!”Deputy County Head Luo was excited.
"You are the benefactors of our county. I thank you on behalf of the 300,000 people and 100,000 pigs in the county!”
"Just this alone, the farmers in our county will be able to earn more than a thousand yuan this year!”
Hearing this, Deng Ziqi suddenly became proud, as if she had done something very sacred.
Deputy County Head Luo suddenly had a stroke of luck and opened his mouth to say.
"Teacher Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?”
"You sing so well. You will definitely bring our pork products out of the Dragon Country and into the world!”
"Alright!" Deng Ziqi, who had a strong sense of mission, agreed without thinking.
"I'm willing to do such a good thing for free!”
"It's my honor to be the spokesperson of pork…Pork…pork?”
Only now did she react.
But…it was too late!
Deputy county head Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.
"County Head! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"
"County Head, quickly arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!”
"Also, get all the publicity departments in our county to move!”
"We must let the entire country know about this news in the shortest time possible and sell our pork to the entire country!”
In the
live broadcast room, the netizens who heard this news instantly exploded.
"F * ck! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style
…" Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"
"When I think of Ziqi standing beside the pigsty and singing the pig song, I really can't hold back.”
"Ziqi is really too caring, 55555...
Ever since Su Meng let go of himself, these female celebrities have also let go? It was not enough to have an old beggar, and now there was a pig goddess?”
"Now, it seems that only Liu Tianxian is still barely able to maintain her image.”
"You said it yourself! It was only a matter of time before Su Meng pulled the fairy sister down from the mortal world.”
Deng Ziqi collapsed to the ground weakly, her hopes in tatters.
It was over! What's done is done. Everyone in the country knows that I'm endorsing pork.
Can I go back on my word?
My image…5555…Pig
Goddess Deng Ziqi?
5555…I really want to sing a song right now…
My nose has two holes, and when I cry, I still have snot hanging from my nose
…In
front of the camera, Su Meng walked over with a big bag.
"Come, come, come. We're going to bring some goods from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province. They're Chinese toon and Chinese prickly ash.”
Pepper? Chinese toon?
Was the goods getting more and more interesting?
At this moment, countless people in the live broadcast room had already forgotten why they were here.
He just watched the live broadcast room excitedly, looking forward to what Su Meng would do this time.
Would he write another essay or another song?
Hmm…with Zhu Zhu Goddess, Hua Jiao Goddess, and Xiang Chun Goddess, would they be far away?
Under the gaze of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.
"As everyone can see, what I'm holding in my hand is…is…"
What is it? Everyone was looking forward to it.
Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.
His mouth opened wider and wider.
Finally-
"Achoo!"
An earth-shattering sneeze erupted with the force of a bull.
Pfff ~
Countless people in the live streaming room almost vomited blood.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and you sneezed? Deng Ziqi: I've actually become a pork spokesperson? Or the Pig Goddess?
In Liuchang County, Liao Province, a few people were sitting in the office of the deputy county head, watching the live broadcast.
To be precise, they were discussing how to tackle the crisis.
However, the scene on the screen made them completely dumbfounded.
"I want to give you the sky, the sea, and the great rivers…"
"For example, the morning dew, the sunset, the wind in March, the rain in June, the sky in September, and the snow in December…"
"When you memorize words, Alaskan codfish are jumping out of the water…"
"When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are flying past the coast…" The
deputy county head in charge of agriculture swallowed his saliva, and his voice was a little dry.
"County Head Zhang…is this really our county's rice?”
The deputy county head was also a little dazed.
"Is the rice in our county…worthy? Do we deserve to eat such rice?"
The few of them looked at each other and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Almost at the same time, the cell phones of the deputy county heads rang crazily as if they had made an appointment.
A moment later, someone put down his phone, still in a daze.
"Just now, the Commerce Bureau and the Agriculture Bureau called. Many grain merchants want to buy our rice.”
"According to the preliminary summary, our county's rice this year... is not enough to sell..."
Someone even mumbled as if he was dreaming.
"The tourism bureau reported that just now, almost all the famous travel agencies in the country called and wanted to cooperate to open a special tour route for our county…
They said that many people want to come to our county to travel just to…go to the fields to see the rice?”
"When did rice…become a tourist product?”
The deputy county head's mouth opened wider and wider, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If I remember correctly…We were originally here to study how to protect the Liuchang rice brand, but now
…"？？”
They nodded silently and fell into deep self-doubt…
In
a mansion in the capital, Liu Xiaoli's eyes turned green.
"Tianxian, such a high-end and elegant product is the most suitable for your image!”
"Aren't you close to Su Meng?”
"Ask him to hook you up and see if he can endorse this product. This will be very helpful in raising your profile!”
"Even if we have to lower the endorsement fee, we won't hesitate!”
Tianxian Liu looked at her mother who was already a little bewitched and sighed faintly.
"Mom, wake up!”
"That's not a luxury item! It's just a bag of rice!"
"Da Mi? F * ck, this is actually a f * cking big rice!”Liu Xiaoli came back to her senses.
She smiled awkwardly.
"That... I knew it. How could a celebrity endorse this kind of agricultural product... Cough cough cough..."
In the
live broadcast room, Su Meng excitedly carried a plate of pork and placed it on the table.
"Come, come, come. Next, we will start selling pork!”
However, what he did not expect was that the bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became dense.
"Don't say that, I didn't prepare any tissues today!”
"Su Qier, you're changing your style. Selling rice and pork like this is really a waste of smoke!”
"You might not believe it, but our family was originally here to scold Su Meng, but now we actually carried away three bags of rice
..." I've already bought 30 bags! If I don't buy it, my grandparents and parents will beat me.”
"My grandparents were going to scold Su Meng, but now they are all smiling from ear to ear. They want me to chase after Su Meng
…"”
"Last night, I played Su Meng's song and caused Grandpa and Grandma to come out. They hit me. Today, Su Meng made them cry. The two of them hit me again, saying that I didn't introduce them to Su Meng earlier
..."”
Su
Meng glanced at the screen and chuckled.
"Alright, since everyone wants to change the style, let's change it.”
"Let me think…Oh right, Ziqi!”
What? Deng Ziqi, who was standing at the side, was stunned for a moment before she hurriedly responded.
Su Meng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say you wanted me to write a song for you?”
"I'll write it for you now!"
"Go find a guitar first.”
No way! A new song?
Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up and she quickly ran to find the guitar.
Su Meng took out a piece of paper and began to write and draw beside the pork.
When Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.
He rushed to the live broadcast room to show his joy.
"I'll take a break first. Next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song.”
"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.
When they saw Deng Ziqi appearing on the screen, the livestream room immediately rang out with ghostly cries and howls.
Ziqi is so cute. She won't make me cry again, will she?
And a new song?
Deng Ziqi glanced over. When she saw the song title, her expression froze.
"Su Meng…is this the new song you wrote for me?”
Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.
"Take a look first.”
"The atmosphere has already reached this point today. The netizens won't agree if you don't sing.”
Deng Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing such a song?
Helpless, he could only watch patiently.
However, after taking a few glances, his eyes widened and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Although this song is simple, it's very interesting!”
Su Meng chuckled and encouraged.
"Then you should just sing it out and make it your new song debut. Everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting for you.”
In the live broadcast room, there were also countless "expectations".
Deng Ziqi nodded obediently, picked up the guitar, and began to tune the strings.
For a singer of her level, she could sing most of the song after watching it once.
Although it did not achieve the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the live broadcast room.
After a moment, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Next, please enjoy my new song,'Song of Pigs'!”
Pig…Pig's Song?
Countless people in the live broadcast room spat out at the same time.
Are you kidding me?
Su Meng, what the hell did you do?
It was not easy to write a new song for our Ziqi, but it was still a pig song?
…
Countless people had complicated feelings when the guitar started playing. The relaxed and cheerful melody made many people's eyes light up.
Deng Ziqi sang amidst the guitar.
"Pig! You have two holes in your nose. When you catch a cold, you still have snot on your nose ~~~
You have dark eyes, you can't see the end of it even if you look at it…"
Pfft…Many people spat out a mouthful of blood.
So you're really singing pig?
But…this song seemed a little interesting!
Many people could not help but smile.
"Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid ~~~"
"Your tail is rolling and rolling, so you can't run and jump without it ~~~
"”
"I sleep until I'm under the sun, never brush my teeth, never fight…"
This song was really interesting.
Deng Ziqi was also in a good mood.
Although there was only one guitar, it was still interesting to sing.
After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi was so lucky that she even imitated the pig's voice and hummed twice.
Instantly, the live broadcast room was filled with joy.
"Hahaha, this song is really interesting.”
"I didn't expect Ziqi to know how to sing such a song. I'm dying of laughter."
"Wrong, Master Su knows how to write such songs? The group that just made me cry, and now it's making me laugh until my stomach hurts?”
"Erm…My grandparents are all smiles now. Is my butt safe?”
"Ziqi is so good at imitating pigs? From now on, I'm willing to call you Piggy Goddess!”
Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted the big plate of pork.
"Everyone, don't forget that we're selling pork now!”
What? Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned…
In
a meeting room of the county government, the county head was presiding over a meeting.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the meeting room.
Before he could say anything, his secretary had already rushed in.
Seeing this scene, the county head could not help but frown slightly.
This secretary seemed to be a little insensible.
At this moment, the secretary seemed to have lost her soul and was in a daze.
"County head, bad news, county head, something big has happened!”
Hmm? Murderous intent shot out from the county head's eyes as he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"Tell me, how did the county head get into trouble?”
The secretary was still in a daze and said subconsciously.
"Didn't Deputy County Head Luo go to Su Meng to sell pork?”
"In the end…they sold like crazy!"
"Not only have we sold out the goods we prepared.”
"Moreover, our county has received many calls. They are all asking to buy pork!”
"According to the preliminary data gathered by a few departments, the pigs in our county…including the baby pigs, are not enough to sell!”
What? The group of people in the conference room were all stunned.
How was this possible?
The county head couldn't believe it and quickly asked.
"Are you serious? The pigs in our county are selling like crazy?”
"Yes, I am!" The secretary nodded fiercely, her face full of disbelief.
"There are also many people who say that they don't want pork and want to buy live pigs. They want to bring them back and raise them as pets!”
"What else did you say…Pigs are so cute, why do you want to eat them?”
"F * ck!" The county head jumped up and gestured with his hand.
"Are you saying that many people want to buy those huge pigs that weigh a few hundred pounds and raise them as pets?”
"Yes!" The secretary looked determined.
"It's this pig that's bigger than the county head. They want to raise it as a pet…" The
scene suddenly fell into a strange silence. Someone silently gave a thumbs up.
"This secretary…has a bleak
future
…" You've worked hard!"
As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, Deputy County Head Luo went up to her with a smile on his face.
"The county called me just now. The pigs and pork in our county sold well hotcakes!”
"Thank you, Teacher Deng!”
"Your singing is really too good!”
Deng Ziqi was also grinning from ear to ear. She had yet to wake up from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.
"You're welcome. It's all because Su Meng wrote it well.”
"Well written and well sung!”Deputy County Head Luo was excited.
"You are the benefactors of our county. I thank you on behalf of the 300,000 people and 100,000 pigs in the county!”
"Just this alone, the farmers in our county will be able to earn more than a thousand yuan this year!”
Hearing this, Deng Ziqi suddenly became proud, as if she had done something very sacred.
Deputy County Head Luo suddenly had a stroke of luck and opened his mouth to say.
"Teacher Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?”
"You sing so well. You will definitely bring our pork products out of the Dragon Country and into the world!”
"Alright!" Deng Ziqi, who had a strong sense of mission, agreed without thinking.
"I'm willing to do such a good thing for free!”
"It's my honor to be the spokesperson of pork…Pork…pork?”
Only now did she react.
But…it was too late!
Deputy county head Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.
"County Head! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"
"County Head, quickly arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!”
"Also, get all the publicity departments in our county to move!”
"We must let the entire country know about this news in the shortest time possible and sell our pork to the entire country!”
In the
live broadcast room, the netizens who heard this news instantly exploded.
"F * ck! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style
…" Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"
"When I think of Ziqi standing beside the pigsty and singing the pig song, I really can't hold back.”
"Ziqi is really too caring, 55555...
Ever since Su Meng let go of himself, these female celebrities have also let go? It was not enough to have an old beggar, and now there was a pig goddess?”
"Now, it seems that only Liu Tianxian is still barely able to maintain her image.”
"You said it yourself! It was only a matter of time before Su Meng pulled the fairy sister down from the mortal world.”
Deng Ziqi collapsed to the ground weakly, her hopes in tatters.
It was over! What's done is done. Everyone in the country knows that I'm endorsing pork.
Can I go back on my word?
My image…5555…Pig
Goddess Deng Ziqi?
5555…I really want to sing a song right now…
My nose has two holes, and when I cry, I still have snot hanging from my nose
…In
front of the camera, Su Meng walked over with a big bag.
"Come, come, come. We're going to bring some goods from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province. They're Chinese toon and Chinese prickly ash.”
Pepper? Chinese toon?
Was the goods getting more and more interesting?
At this moment, countless people in the live broadcast room had already forgotten why they were here.
He just watched the live broadcast room excitedly, looking forward to what Su Meng would do this time.
Would he write another essay or another song?
Hmm…with Zhu Zhu Goddess, Hua Jiao Goddess, and Xiang Chun Goddess, would they be far away?
Under the gaze of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.
"As everyone can see, what I'm holding in my hand is…is…"
What is it? Everyone was looking forward to it.
Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.
His mouth opened wider and wider.
Finally-
"Achoo!"
An earth-shattering sneeze erupted with the force of a bull.
Pfff ~
Countless people in the live streaming room almost vomited blood.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and you sneezed? Deng Ziqi: I've actually become a pork spokesperson? Or the Pig Goddess?
In Liuchang County, Liao Province, a few people were sitting in the office of the deputy county head, watching the live broadcast.
To be precise, they were discussing how to tackle the crisis.
However, the scene on the screen made them completely dumbfounded.
"I want to give you the sky, the sea, and the great rivers…"
"For example, the morning dew, the sunset, the wind in March, the rain in June, the sky in September, and the snow in December…"
"When you memorize words, Alaskan codfish are jumping out of the water…"
"When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are flying past the coast…" The
deputy county head in charge of agriculture swallowed his saliva, and his voice was a little dry.
"County Head Zhang…is this really our county's rice?”
The deputy county head was also a little dazed.
"Is the rice in our county…worthy? Do we deserve to eat such rice?"
The few of them looked at each other and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Almost at the same time, the cell phones of the deputy county heads rang crazily as if they had made an appointment.
A moment later, someone put down his phone, still in a daze.
"Just now, the Commerce Bureau and the Agriculture Bureau called. Many grain merchants want to buy our rice.”
"According to the preliminary summary, our county's rice this year... is not enough to sell..."
Someone even mumbled as if he was dreaming.
"The tourism bureau reported that just now, almost all the famous travel agencies in the country called and wanted to cooperate to open a special tour route for our county…
They said that many people want to come to our county to travel just to…go to the fields to see the rice?”
"When did rice…become a tourist product?”
The deputy county head's mouth opened wider and wider, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If I remember correctly…We were originally here to study how to protect the Liuchang rice brand, but now
…"？？”
They nodded silently and fell into deep self-doubt…
In
a mansion in the capital, Liu Xiaoli's eyes turned green.
"Tianxian, such a high-end and elegant product is the most suitable for your image!”
"Aren't you close to Su Meng?”
"Ask him to hook you up and see if he can endorse this product. This will be very helpful in raising your profile!”
"Even if we have to lower the endorsement fee, we won't hesitate!”
Tianxian Liu looked at her mother who was already a little bewitched and sighed faintly.
"Mom, wake up!”
"That's not a luxury item! It's just a bag of rice!"
"Da Mi? F * ck, this is actually a f * cking big rice!”Liu Xiaoli came back to her senses.
She smiled awkwardly.
"That... I knew it. How could a celebrity endorse this kind of agricultural product... Cough cough cough..."
In the
live broadcast room, Su Meng excitedly carried a plate of pork and placed it on the table.
"Come, come, come. Next, we will start selling pork!”
However, what he did not expect was that the bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became dense.
"Don't say that, I didn't prepare any tissues today!”
"Su Qier, you're changing your style. Selling rice and pork like this is really a waste of smoke!”
"You might not believe it, but our family was originally here to scold Su Meng, but now we actually carried away three bags of rice
..." I've already bought 30 bags! If I don't buy it, my grandparents and parents will beat me.”
"My grandparents were going to scold Su Meng, but now they are all smiling from ear to ear. They want me to chase after Su Meng
…"”
"Last night, I played Su Meng's song and caused Grandpa and Grandma to come out. They hit me. Today, Su Meng made them cry. The two of them hit me again, saying that I didn't introduce them to Su Meng earlier
..."”
Su
Meng glanced at the screen and chuckled.
"Alright, since everyone wants to change the style, let's change it.”
"Let me think…Oh right, Ziqi!”
What? Deng Ziqi, who was standing at the side, was stunned for a moment before she hurriedly responded.
Su Meng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say you wanted me to write a song for you?”
"I'll write it for you now!"
"Go find a guitar first.”
No way! A new song?
Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up and she quickly ran to find the guitar.
Su Meng took out a piece of paper and began to write and draw beside the pork.
When Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.
He rushed to the live broadcast room to show his joy.
"I'll take a break first. Next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song.”
"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.
When they saw Deng Ziqi appearing on the screen, the livestream room immediately rang out with ghostly cries and howls.
Ziqi is so cute. She won't make me cry again, will she?
And a new song?
Deng Ziqi glanced over. When she saw the song title, her expression froze.
"Su Meng…is this the new song you wrote for me?”
Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.
"Take a look first.”
"The atmosphere has already reached this point today. The netizens won't agree if you don't sing.”
Deng Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing such a song?
Helpless, he could only watch patiently.
However, after taking a few glances, his eyes widened and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Although this song is simple, it's very interesting!”
Su Meng chuckled and encouraged.
"Then you should just sing it out and make it your new song debut. Everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting for you.”
In the live broadcast room, there were also countless "expectations".
Deng Ziqi nodded obediently, picked up the guitar, and began to tune the strings.
For a singer of her level, she could sing most of the song after watching it once.
Although it did not achieve the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the live broadcast room.
After a moment, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Next, please enjoy my new song,'Song of Pigs'!”
Pig…Pig's Song?
Countless people in the live broadcast room spat out at the same time.
Are you kidding me?
Su Meng, what the hell did you do?
It was not easy to write a new song for our Ziqi, but it was still a pig song?
…
Countless people had complicated feelings when the guitar started playing. The relaxed and cheerful melody made many people's eyes light up.
Deng Ziqi sang amidst the guitar.
"Pig! You have two holes in your nose. When you catch a cold, you still have snot on your nose ~~~
You have dark eyes, you can't see the end of it even if you look at it…"
Pfft…Many people spat out a mouthful of blood.
So you're really singing pig?
But…this song seemed a little interesting!
Many people could not help but smile.
"Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid ~~~"
"Your tail is rolling and rolling, so you can't run and jump without it ~~~
"”
"I sleep until I'm under the sun, never brush my teeth, never fight…"
This song was really interesting.
Deng Ziqi was also in a good mood.
Although there was only one guitar, it was still interesting to sing.
After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi was so lucky that she even imitated the pig's voice and hummed twice.
Instantly, the live broadcast room was filled with joy.
"Hahaha, this song is really interesting.”
"I didn't expect Ziqi to know how to sing such a song. I'm dying of laughter."
"Wrong, Master Su knows how to write such songs? The group that just made me cry, and now it's making me laugh until my stomach hurts?”
"Erm…My grandparents are all smiles now. Is my butt safe?”
"Ziqi is so good at imitating pigs? From now on, I'm willing to call you Piggy Goddess!”
Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted the big plate of pork.
"Everyone, don't forget that we're selling pork now!”
What? Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned…
In
a meeting room of the county government, the county head was presiding over a meeting.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the meeting room.
Before he could say anything, his secretary had already rushed in.
Seeing this scene, the county head could not help but frown slightly.
This secretary seemed to be a little insensible.
At this moment, the secretary seemed to have lost her soul and was in a daze.
"County head, bad news, county head, something big has happened!”
Hmm? Murderous intent shot out from the county head's eyes as he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.
"Tell me, how did the county head get into trouble?”
The secretary was still in a daze and said subconsciously.
"Didn't Deputy County Head Luo go to Su Meng to sell pork?”
"In the end…they sold like crazy!"
"Not only have we sold out the goods we prepared.”
"Moreover, our county has received many calls. They are all asking to buy pork!”
"According to the preliminary data gathered by a few departments, the pigs in our county…including the baby pigs, are not enough to sell!”
What? The group of people in the conference room were all stunned.
How was this possible?
The county head couldn't believe it and quickly asked.
"Are you serious? The pigs in our county are selling like crazy?”
"Yes, I am!" The secretary nodded fiercely, her face full of disbelief.
"There are also many people who say that they don't want pork and want to buy live pigs. They want to bring them back and raise them as pets!”
"What else did you say…Pigs are so cute, why do you want to eat them?”
"F * ck!" The county head jumped up and gestured with his hand.
"Are you saying that many people want to buy those huge pigs that weigh a few hundred pounds and raise them as pets?”
"Yes!" The secretary looked determined.
"It's this pig that's bigger than the county head. They want to raise it as a pet…" The
scene suddenly fell into a strange silence. Someone silently gave a thumbs up.
"This secretary…has a bleak
future
…" You've worked hard!"
As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, Deputy County Head Luo went up to her with a smile on his face.
"The county called me just now. The pigs and pork in our county sold well hotcakes!”
"Thank you, Teacher Deng!”
"Your singing is really too good!”
Deng Ziqi was also grinning from ear to ear. She had yet to wake up from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.
"You're welcome. It's all because Su Meng wrote it well.”
"Well written and well sung!”Deputy County Head Luo was excited.
"You are the benefactors of our county. I thank you on behalf of the 300,000 people and 100,000 pigs in the county!”
"Just this alone, the farmers in our county will be able to earn more than a thousand yuan this year!”
Hearing this, Deng Ziqi suddenly became proud, as if she had done something very sacred.
Deputy County Head Luo suddenly had a stroke of luck and opened his mouth to say.
"Teacher Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?”
"You sing so well. You will definitely bring our pork products out of the Dragon Country and into the world!”
"Alright!" Deng Ziqi, who had a strong sense of mission, agreed without thinking.
"I'm willing to do such a good thing for free!”
"It's my honor to be the spokesperson of pork…Pork…pork?”
Only now did she react.
But…it was too late!
Deputy county head Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.
"County Head! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"
"County Head, quickly arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!”
"Also, get all the publicity departments in our county to move!”
"We must let the entire country know about this news in the shortest time possible and sell our pork to the entire country!”
In the
live broadcast room, the netizens who heard this news instantly exploded.
"F * ck! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style
…" Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"
"When I think of Ziqi standing beside the pigsty and singing the pig song, I really can't hold back.”
"Ziqi is really too caring, 55555...
Ever since Su Meng let go of himself, these female celebrities have also let go? It was not enough to have an old beggar, and now there was a pig goddess?”
"Now, it seems that only Liu Tianxian is still barely able to maintain her image.”
"You said it yourself! It was only a matter of time before Su Meng pulled the fairy sister down from the mortal world.”
Deng Ziqi collapsed to the ground weakly, her hopes in tatters.
It was over! What's done is done. Everyone in the country knows that I'm endorsing pork.
Can I go back on my word?
My image…5555…Pig
Goddess Deng Ziqi?
5555…I really want to sing a song right now…
My nose has two holes, and when I cry, I still have snot hanging from my nose
…In
front of the camera, Su Meng walked over with a big bag.
"Come, come, come. We're going to bring some goods from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province. They're Chinese toon and Chinese prickly ash.”
Pepper? Chinese toon?
Was the goods getting more and more interesting?
At this moment, countless people in the live broadcast room had already forgotten why they were here.
He just watched the live broadcast room excitedly, looking forward to what Su Meng would do this time.
Would he write another essay or another song?
Hmm…with Zhu Zhu Goddess, Hua Jiao Goddess, and Xiang Chun Goddess, would they be far away?
Under the gaze of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.
"As everyone can see, what I'm holding in my hand is…is…"
What is it? Everyone was looking forward to it.
Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.
His mouth opened wider and wider.
Finally-
"Achoo!"
An earth-shattering sneeze erupted with the force of a bull.
Pfff ~
Countless people in the live streaming room almost vomited blood.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and you sneezed? Deng Ziqi: I've actually become a pork spokesperson? Or the Pig Goddess?
In Liuchang County, Liao Province, a few people were sitting in the office of the deputy county head, watching the live broadcast.
To be precise, they were discussing how to tackle the crisis.
However, the scene on the screen made them completely dumbfounded.
"I want to give you the sky, the sea, and the great rivers…"
"For example, the morning dew, the sunset, the wind in March, the rain in June, the sky in September, and the snow in December…"
"When you memorize words, Alaskan codfish are jumping out of the water…"
"When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are flying past the coast…" The
deputy county head in charge of agriculture swallowed his saliva, and his voice was a little dry.
"County Head Zhang…is this really our county's rice?”
The deputy county head was also a little dazed.
"Is the rice in our county…worthy? Do we deserve to eat such rice?"
The few of them looked at each other and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Almost at the same time, the cell phones of the deputy county heads rang crazily as if they had made an appointment.
A moment later, someone put down his phone, still in a daze.
"Just now, the Commerce Bureau and the Agriculture Bureau called. Many grain merchants want to buy our rice.”
"According to the preliminary summary, our county's rice this year... is not enough to sell..."
Someone even mumbled as if he was dreaming.
"The tourism bureau reported that just now, almost all the famous travel agencies in the country called and wanted to cooperate to open a special tour route for our county…
They said that many people want to come to our county to travel just to…go to the fields to see the rice?”
"When did rice…become a tourist product?”
The deputy county head's mouth opened wider and wider, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If I remember correctly…We were originally here to study how to protect the Liuchang rice brand, but now
…"？？”
They nodded silently and fell into deep self-doubt…
In
a mansion in the capital, Liu Xiaoli's eyes turned green.
"Tianxian, such a high-end and elegant product is the most suitable for your image!”
"Aren't you close to Su Meng?”
"Ask him to hook you up and see if he can endorse this product. This will be very helpful in raising your profile!”
"Even if we have to lower the endorsement fee, we won't hesitate!”
Tianxian Liu looked at her mother who was already a little bewitched and sighed faintly.
"Mom, wake up!”
"That's not a luxury item! It's just a bag of rice!"
"Da Mi? F * ck, this is actually a f * cking big rice!”Liu Xiaoli came back to her senses.
She smiled awkwardly.
"That... I knew it. How could a celebrity endorse this kind of agricultural product... Cough cough cough..."
In the
live broadcast room, Su Meng excitedly carried a plate of pork and placed it on the table.
"Come, come, come. Next, we will start selling pork!”
However, what he did not expect was that the bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became dense.
"Don't say that, I didn't prepare any tissues today!”
"Su Qier, you're changing your style. Selling rice and pork like this is really a waste of smoke!”
"You might not believe it, but our family was originally here to scold Su Meng, but now we actually carried away three bags of rice
..." I've already bought 30 bags! If I don't buy it, my grandparents and parents will beat me.”
"My grandparents were going to scold Su Meng, but now they are all smiling from ear to ear. They want me to chase after Su Meng
…"”
"Last night, I played Su Meng's song and caused Grandpa and Grandma to come out. They hit me. Today, Su Meng made them cry. The two of them hit me again, saying that I didn't introduce them to Su Meng earlier
..."”
Su
Meng glanced at the screen and chuckled.
"Alright, since everyone wants to change the style, let's change it.”
"Let me think…Oh right, Ziqi!”
What? Deng Ziqi, who was standing at the side, was stunned for a moment before she hurriedly responded.
Su Meng said excitedly.
"Didn't you say you wanted me to write a song for you?”
"I'll write it for you now!"
"Go find a guitar first.”
No way! A new song?
Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up and she quickly ran to find the guitar.
Su Meng took out a piece of paper and began to write and draw beside the pork.
When Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.
He rushed to the live broadcast room to show his joy.
"I'll take a break first. Next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song.”
"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.
When they saw Deng Ziqi appearing on the screen, the livestream room immediately rang out with ghostly cries and howls.
Ziqi is so cute. She won't make me cry again, will she?
And a new song?
Deng Ziqi glanced over. When she saw the song title, her expression froze.
"Su Meng…is this the new song you wrote for me?”
Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.
"Take a look first.”
"The atmosphere has already reached this point today. The netizens won't agree if you don't sing.”
Deng Ziqi was on the verge of tears.
I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing such a song?
Helpless, he could only watch patiently.
However, after taking a few glances, his eyes widened and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Although this song is simple, it's very interesting!”
Su Meng chuckled and encouraged.
"Then you should just sing it out and make it your new song debut. Everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting for you.”
In the live broadcast room, there were also countless "expectations".
Deng Ziqi nodded obediently, picked up the guitar, and began to tune the strings.
For a singer of her level, she could sing most of the song after watching it once.
Although it did not achieve the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the live broadcast room.
After a moment, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.
"Next, please enjoy my new song,'Song of Pigs'!”
Pig…Pig's Song?
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