Brother Hu was stunned. What do you mean when am I getting married? What did this have to do with filming?
You went through so much trouble to chase away the other two directors just to urge me to get married?!
Are you crazy?
"No, Director, why are you asking this?!”Brother Hu asked in disbelief.
"Ka! It's fine. I'm just asking. Just answer accordingly.”The director said to Brother Hu," Get ready. We won't do any bad takes this time. Let's do it in one go."”
F * cking kill it in one go!
Brother Hu was numb. What was going on? Had the world gone crazy?!
"Brother Hu, when are you getting married? The netizens and fans were extremely anxious.”The director asked Brother Hu again with a smile.
Brother Hu answered the director's series of questions expressionlessly. His answers made him doubt his life.
Ten minutes later, the director took the cameraman's phone in satisfaction and looked at the image of Brother Hu urging him to get married.
"Yes, not bad. Your expression is on point and your expression is natural.”The director smiled as he watched the video on his phone.
Brother Hu sat there and looked at the excited director with a hopeless expression.
"Alright." The director looked at Brother Hu and said," I'll go over first. Brother Hu, get ready. Your next scene is about to start shooting."”
" There's still a next match?!" Brother Hu shouted in shock.
"No, I'm talking about our county party committee compound.”The director quickly explained," The next scene of our county party committee's compound is about to start shooting. It's not a video to urge people to get married."”
Hearing this, Brother Hu finally heaved a sigh of relief. It was good that he wasn't urging them to get married.
"No, Director, you're fine. Why are you rushing me to get married?”Brother Hu asked in confusion.
"You still don't know?" the director asked.
"I don't know!" "What do I know?" Brother Hu asked in confusion. What should I know?"
Wasn't this a little awkward?
The director fell silent. Everyone wanted to be on the trending searches, and the director was no exception. If this movie could be on the trending searches before it even started broadcasting, it would definitely be good for the movie.
However, if he deliberately found a way to get on the trending searches, it would be a little suspicious. Although everyone wanted to shoot a good work, who wouldn't care about the popularity?
If Brother Hu knew about this, then everyone would have a tacit understanding. But now that Brother Hu didn't know, it would be a little embarrassing to explain.
However, considering that they still had to shoot the movie, they had to explain it to Brother Hu.
The director was silent for a while before saying,"Because urging you to get married will get on the trending searches.”
Why the f * ck are you urging me to get married?!
"No, who spread this rumor!”Brother Hu said bitterly,"What do you mean by urging me to get married?!"”
"This…" "Brother Hu, do you know a Douyin account called Su Xiao Bai?" The director hesitated for a moment before asking.”
"Su Xiao Bai? "I know, I often read it. The celebrities summarized on it are quite interesting. It's just that I've been busy with work recently, so I didn't pay much attention to them. This is different from me." Brother Hu said as he suddenly reacted and said in disbelief,"Could it be that he's concluding me in this episode?!”
"Uh... Yes." The director said awkwardly," You'll know when you see it. I still have to prepare for the next scene. I'll be leaving first."”
With that, the director left quickly.
Brother Hu quickly took out his phone and found Su Xiao Bai's new video. He started watching it.
A few minutes later.
" Su Xiao Bai!!!" Brother Hu shouted in grief and indignation,"I can't live under the same sky as you!!!”
Then, Brother Hu collapsed on the chair.
She immediately wailed in her heart,[It's over. Urging me to get married can get on the trending searches. Now, countless people will come to me to urge me to get married. I don't know what kind of tragic situation I'll have to experience in the future!] This wasn't something that could be solved by a simple round of urging for marriage!
"Brother Hu."
Brother Hu was lamenting in his heart when he suddenly heard someone calling him.
She turned around and saw that Director Zhang, who had just been chased away, had actually returned.
"Director Zhang, what's the matter?" Brother Hu asked curiously.
"About what happened just now, I want to ask you to take a video.”Director Zhang said with a smile.
Brother Hu's face immediately fell and he said,"Director Zhang, just now, our director asked me to film it. You won't be able to snatch the trending searches today.”
Director Zhang immediately waved his hand and said," It's fine. I won't snatch it from that petty person. I'll just be on the trending searches tomorrow."”
Brother Hu was instantly stunned. How could there be a reservation in advance?!
However, Brother Hu suddenly thought about it. Su Xiao Bai did not summarize all the incidents. It was not every time that she urged him to get married. It was just sometimes. In that case, as long as he took photos for them and then took a few photos that did not get on the trending searches, wouldn't people stop asking him to take photos!
Thinking of this, Brother Hu immediately felt that it made sense. He simply wanted to give himself a thumbs up for his wit!
"Alright then." Brother Hu immediately said," Then let's shoot it, but hurry up. I'm going to shoot the next scene in a while."”
"Good, good, good." Director Zhang hurriedly said," I'll try my best to be quick. I understand. There are still quite a few directors waiting behind."”
Brother Hu went numb again when he heard that. There were still a few more. How could he live like this!
However, with such a large number, there would definitely be some who would not be able to make it to the trending searches. Thinking of this, Brother Hu was instantly filled with enthusiasm.
...
A few days later.
On the set of the county party committee's compound.
Brother Hu was in a corner and answered the call humbly."
"Mom, I know, I know. I'll definitely take the marriage to heart.”Brother Hu said helplessly into the phone.
However, the person on the other end of the phone obviously wouldn't let him off so easily."Don't patronize me. Look at you. Just because you're urging me to get married, you've been on the trending searches for a week.”
Brother Hu immediately said into the phone with a hopeless expression,"I really know, Mom. I'll definitely take this matter to heart.”
"Then hold on tight." He said over the phone,"Don't be like what the internet says. Don't wait until Su Xiao Bai gets married and still be the best man there!"”
"Got it, Mom."
Brother Hu hung up the phone and immediately became angry."Su Xiao Bai! I can't live under the same sky as you!"
After cursing Su Xiao Bai for a long time, Brother Hu returned to his resting area weakly.
As soon as he arrived, Brother Hu was stunned. His usually quiet resting area was filled with so many people!
When these people saw Brother Hu walking over, they were instantly pleasantly surprised. They ran over to Brother Hu one after another and shouted as they ran,
"Brother Hu, help me take a video.”
"Brother Hu, do me a favor."
"I was here first. Don't you know first come first serve!”
Brother Hu's mentality instantly collapsed. This was simply a sin!
......
On the other side.
Media College.
Su Bai and his three roommates walked outside the school, chatting all the way to the restaurant.
"Haha, Brother Hu has been on the trending searches for a week. Brother Hu must be numb now.”Hu Xiaoniu said with a smile.
"That's right." "Brother Hu must be cutting Su Bai into pieces in his heart right now." Zhang Dahai laughed.”
"In the past, Brother Hu was only urged to get married occasionally, but now he's been urged countless times a day. He must be cursing Su Bai to death in his heart.”Jiang Xuewen echoed.
Su Bai didn't care." Fine, I'll scold him. I've left many messages on his Weibo urging him to get married. I'm just using a different method now."”
"Su Bai, let me interview you." Hu Xiaoniu suddenly said," Aren't you worried that you're making up stories about these celebrities every day? And you're always making up stories about those big shots?”
"That's nothing." Su Bai waved his hand and said," I made up stories about them, and they became popular. A few days ago, many entertainment companies asked me to make up stories about their artists. They offered me a lot of money, a few million for each of them.”
"F * ck!" "There's such a thing?" Why didn't I know?"
"You weren't there that day, so I couldn't find you.”Su Bai squinted at him and said.
"Then how many companies have you taken on?”"Did they ask you to do Brother Hu too?" Zhang Dahai asked anxiously.”
"Calm down. I didn't take their job.”Su Bai said calmly.
" You didn't pick up?!!!" Hu Xiaoniu's voice changed.!”
"Isn't it good that I'm free now? Why should I find someone to control me?”Su Bai said nonchalantly.
"Money!" Hu Xiaoniudun was shocked. That was all money! Are you still asleep? Why didn't he agree to earn money for nothing!”
"That's right! Are you still asleep?!" Zhang Dahai echoed. If you don't accept it, how can we find an excuse for you to treat us!
Su Bai shook his head." That's not the life I want."”
"Then what kind of life do you want?" Zhang Dahai asked in confusion.
Su Bai immediately said with longing," I just want to live a life where I can make money while lying down. In order to make money while lying down, I'll make less money."”
F * ck!
Hu Xiaoniu was instantly amazed by Su Bai. How much do you love lying flat!
The three of them walked towards the restaurant. Suddenly, Su Bai's phone rang.
Su Bai took out his phone and looked at the unknown number on the screen. He wondered if it was another call from an entertainment company.
After hesitating for a moment, he picked up the call.
"Hello, who is it?"
A voice immediately came from the other end of the phone."Hello, are you the author of Douyin's Su Xiaobai account?”
"Yes, it's me. Who are you?"
Su Bai's phone was loud, and Hu Xiaoniu and the other two were attracted by it. Was it Su Xiao Bai again? Was it another money giver? For a moment, Hu Xiaoniu and the other two were so jealous that they were about to decompose.
"Hello, Mr. Su Xiao Bai. We are from the program team of Yearning for Life. We would like to invite you to record an episode of our program.”
F * ck!
Hearing this, Hu Xiaoniu and the other two were shocked. Su Bai was going to be on a variety show soon, but he was already so popular?!
Su Bai was delighted when he heard the voice on the phone. He said,""Sure, when?"
"How about next week? If it's okay, we'll send someone over to sign the contract with you.”
Su Bai thought for a while and said: " I can't do it next week. How about this, next month, next month our school will have a holiday.”
"Next month?" The other party considered for a moment and said,"The seats next month are a little tight. How about the week after next?"”
"That won't do. That'll delay the end-of-term class meeting.”Su Bai said," I'm a good student and a role model in my class. How could I miss out on being pretentious…" No, he was giving his classmates a chance to say goodbye.”
Hu Xiaoniu and the other two were immediately stunned. Why did you say what you were thinking?
What a f * cking opportunity to act tough!
You really won't let go of any chance to act cool!
The other party discussed with someone before saying,"Alright, next month then. We'll send someone over to confirm the exact time and sign the contract with you.”
"Okay, then send someone over.”Su Bai said with satisfaction.
Then, the two of them exchanged pleasantries and Su Bai hung up.
"Are you really looking forward to the production team?" As soon as the call was hung up, the three people beside him asked anxiously.
"Calm down, calm down." Su Bai put the phone back into his pocket and said slowly: "It's just a yearning. Do you have to ask in such a hurry?”
"Stop acting tough with us! Hurry up and say it!" Hu Xiaoniu said anxiously.
"That's right. You can save your pretentious act for the class meeting. Hurry up and say it!”Zhang Dahai echoed.
"Yes, that's right. It's the program team that I yearn for.”Su Bai said helplessly," They insisted on inviting me to the show. They even said that if I didn't go, their show wouldn't be able to continue. I couldn't even refuse."”
Brother, can you not add more scenes for yourself! When did I ever say that I'm not half a step below you!
Hu Xiaoniu and the other two rolled their eyes. We were just listening here just now, and you can add so many scenes for yourself. If we weren't here, who knows what you would say!
"Could it be a swindler?" "Why would they invite you to Yearning? You're not a celebrity, are you?" Jiang Xuewen asked.”
"What about me?" Su Bai immediately said arrogantly," A celebrity is only a matter of my video. Whether they are celebrities or not, I have the final say!" So what if I'm on a variety show?"
Hu Xiaoniu and the other two were stunned. It seemed so. Su Bai's video could make a celebrity famous. It seemed like he had the final say.
The three of them were surprised. They didn't expect Su Bai to have such a great influence!
"But we can't rule out the possibility of a swindler.”"You should be careful when the time comes. Don't be fooled," said Jiang Xuewen.”
"Forget it." Su Bai said disdainfully," Pretending to be a member of the program team. How is he going to cheat me of my money?"”
"I'm asking you to pay the deposit." Jiang Xuewen said.
"Then who would fall for this trick!" Su Bai laughed." People pay me to go on variety shows. Who would pay them? That would be stupid!"”
Jiang Xuewen was silent for a moment and said,""I did."
Su Bai was silent for a while. He couldn't control himself anymore. He asked,""What program did they pretend to be from to lie to you?”
Jiang Xuewen was silent for a moment before he said,""Running Man said that he wanted me to be a permanent guest.”
"Pfft ~" Su Bai laughed: "You're a runner and a permanent resident. You really dare to think!”
Su Bai wasn't the only one laughing. Hu Xiaoniu and the others were laughing too. Jiang Xuewen was so angry that he started to cover his mouth after them.
The four of them played around all the way to the restaurant.
The four of them found a table and sat down. The waiter came up."What would you like to eat?"
Su Bai was surprised when he saw the waiter. He asked: "How do you know that I'm going to live the life I yearn for?”
The waiter: "???"
Hu Xiaoniu and the other two looked at Su Bai in shock. You can even pretend to be so tough, you are really awesome!
......
A few days later, Su Bai waited for the staff of Yearning to arrive as promised. Of course, they weren't scammers and didn't ask for a deposit from Su Bai. Besides, they had a fee for attending the variety show.
The two of them agreed on the time of the show and signed the contract.
Jiang Xuewen was disappointed when he heard that Su Bai didn't meet any scammers. Why was he always the one getting hurt?
In the next few days, Su Bai went to school as usual and edited videos in his spare time.
A few days later, Su Bai sent the edited video to Little Sister Dai.
After Little Sister Dai received the video, she went through a day of warm-up and opened the live broadcast room as scheduled, waiting for the audience.
Although it was not time yet, many viewers had already arrived in advance. The live broadcast room was in full swing.
"Hehehe, here we go again. I'm looking forward to who will be called today.”
"I've been waiting for a week, and the new video is finally here. The video is interesting, but can you update it faster?”
"Haha, did you guys see Brother Hu's Weibo? It's full of people urging him to get married. The comment section is about to explode!”
"Yes, yes. Haha, Brother Hu is probably numb now.”
"How can it not be numb? In the past, it was once every few days, but now it's countless times a day.”
Just as the audience was discussing, time passed quietly. It was nine o'clock.
The new video was also skillfully played by the little girl.
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