"Hey, how did you know that I was going to participate in Life You Aware of?”
Su Bai looked at the students who suddenly quieted down and asked in confusion.
Behind Su Bai, Hu Xiaoniu and the other two were shocked. Bro, how dare you act so tough in class!
"You're going to participate in the life you yearn for?!”
On the podium, the homeroom teacher, Tang Haimei, was shocked. It was over! The reputation of the school was ruined!
Su Bai was delighted to hear Tang Haimei's words. The homeroom teacher was so cooperative. She was indeed a person who had experienced the hardships of society!
"Sigh, I have no choice!" Su Bai spread his hands, shook his head and said helplessly: "They insisted that I go. They even said that if I didn't go, their show wouldn't be able to continue.”
Tang Haimei was disgusted. She said angrily,"Speak properly! How did you dare to agree to go on the show? Don't you know what you're doing?!”
Su Bai immediately said with compassion: "I know. I've always been bearing the looks and wisdom that I shouldn't have at my age. I shouldn't have gone on the show and made too many people infatuated with me, but there's nothing I can do. The production team is too sincere!”
The whole class was shocked. Was this something a human could say? This was too narcissistic!
"Enough!" Tang Haimei was furious. She said earnestly,"Don't you know your own situation? I asked you to record a video, but you recorded it and sent a telegram. How dare you go on the show like this?! That program will probably be banned from broadcasting. Don't harm the program team!”
Su Bai felt a little awkward. He was not usually like this. He was indeed a little emotional that day!
"Teacher, don't worry." Su Bai patted his chest in fear." I've always been a civilized young man. That day, the master was too anxious and my classmates were all disappointing. I really wanted them to stand up. I'm famous now, how could I let my classmates be my younger brother?”
A vein popped out on Tang Haimei's forehead.'Is he trying to hide my identity?' It must be!
Tang Haimei took a deep breath and pointed at Su Bai, telling him to sit down. She didn't want to talk to this student anymore. He was too easy to break!
Seeing that the homeroom teacher was about to explode, Su Bai chose to stay away and sit down first.
Su Bai chose to hide for the time being. The final class meeting finally started.
"Starting tomorrow, we will end this semester. We are already university students, so we don't have much homework.”
" I hope that while you are relaxing, don't forget about your studies and the management of your accounts. Time waits for no one. Cherish your youth."
Su Bai and the others yawned. They were already immune to this kind of chicken soup for the soul.
Half an hour later.
Tang Haimei cleared her throat and said,"Alright, that's all I have to say. I'll leave the rest of the time to you. Since we don't have a final exam, everyone has their own account. Everyone will come up and summarize your business this semester according to your student number.”
After that, the students were called out by the teacher one by one and walked up to the podium to do their self-evaluations.
No one had stage fright. After all, they were all people who appeared in front of the camera every day. How could they have stage fright?
Everyone was also very formal. After all, the teacher had already informed them before, so everyone was prepared. One by one, they summarized their experiences and finally talked about their prospects for the future.
Su Bai's student number was a bit behind. It wasn't his turn yet. He was waiting here in boredom.
All of a sudden, Su Bai noticed Zhang Dahai was a bit strange. He immediately asked: "Why are you shaking here? Are you nervous? I don't see you nervous during live broadcasts usually.”
"No." Zhang Dahai shook his head and said,"It's my turn soon. I'm a little perverted…" Err... You've lost your composure."
“......”
Su Bai was shocked. He must have let it slip. So you are a pervert!
"Su Bai."
Su Bai's turn came before Zhang Dahai's.
Su Bai immediately raised his head and walked to the podium with a bright smile on his face.
"You better restrain yourself!" On the way, Tang Haimei whispered to Su Bai,""This is in front of the whole class!”
Su Bai immediately gave one to the homeroom teacher: Don't worry, I understand your gaze. Then, he strode to the podium.
He coughed and said,""Sigh, actually, I'm still a little sad today. During the holidays, I won't be able to see all my cute classmates. Without all my classmates to accompany me, I feel that the holidays are too sad!”
The students below were all stunned. Then, they turned to look at their classmates. For a moment, the atmosphere actually became a little sad.
In the audience, Tang Haimei revealed a gratified smile. This kid had finally grown up!
Su Bai sighed with emotion and then got down to business:
"This semester, I've managed to achieve great success in managing accounts. Let me tell you about my successful experience.”
"I'm a little introverted and a little afraid of society, so I might not be able to speak well.”
"The reason why I can succeed is because of the great calamity 20 years ago."
？？？
The moment he said this, the entire class was stunned. They had already noticed it. How did the atmosphere suddenly become like this?
Then, time gradually passed. Everyone was about to break down. The whole class had lost all hope for life. They were tortured by Su Bai to the point that they didn't look like they were in the right state.
After more than an hour, Su Bai told everyone about his life experience. It was like listening to a novel. It was ridiculous!
"Pa! In the blink of an eye, I turned around and gave him a big slap. I was really beaten up by that dog."
"Enough!"
Tang Haimei roared. She couldn't stand it anymore. If Su Bai continued to talk, even she, who was proficient in nonsense literature, would be driven crazy by him!
"Student Su Bai's conclusion was wonderful, I really have to thank you!”
"No, Teacher, I haven't finished yet.”
"Next time, I'll definitely give you a chance to say it next time.”Rubbing her temples, Tang Haimei said,"What do you think, students?"
When the students heard that Su Bai was coming down, they all started clapping. This guy was torturing them!
They were all trying to learn from Su Bai and wanted to hear what he had to say, but who knew it would be like this!
You're not making a summary, you're writing a novel here! It was even more ridiculous than online novels!
Finally, Su Bai sighed and said,""Alright, one last sentence and I'll go down.”
Hearing this, Tang Haimei let out a sigh of relief as she said,""Alright, let's go down quickly. We have limited time.”
The students also calmed down. There was only one sentence left. Just one sentence. How ridiculous could it be?
Su Bai coughed and said the last sentence of his conclusion:
"Everyone knows how famous my account is, so I won't say any more nonsense. I'll take on all kinds of advertisements, such as dredging sewers, masks, packets, cigarettes, drinks, all kinds of restaurants, milk tea. As long as the price is right, we can negotiate.”
Su Bai cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Most importantly, if everyone pays a monthly fee, I can even give you a discount!”
“......”
In an instant, the students 'mouths gradually widened. They were completely stunned!
They never dreamed that Su Bai could say such a ridiculous thing in the last sentence!
"This is my name card!"
Then, Su Bai walked down from the podium and handed out the business cards that he had printed beforehand.
"Everyone, please keep one. For your family, friends, and big businesses, you can look for me at any time!”
“......”
Even though they were all students, those who could enter China Media had a lot of money in their families. At this moment, they were all in Su Bai's grasp when it came to business.
Tang Haimei was dumbfounded. She had never seen such a ridiculous student in her years of teaching!
She was indeed the most ridiculous student she had ever taught!
" Su Bai!!!"
Tang Haimei couldn't stand it anymore. She roared and stared at Su Bai with furious eyes.
Su Bai turned around and saw Tang Haimei's eyes. He was shocked. He patted his forehead and said: "Damn, look at my brain."
Then, Su Bai walked towards Tang Haimei and said,""Here, Teacher, this is your business card. If you look for me, I'll give you a 9.9% discount! It's definitely a teacher-student price!"
“......”
Then, under Tang Haimei's furious roar, Su Bai had to go back to his seat and smack his lips.
On the stage, Tang Haimei took a deep breath and sighed in her heart. She finally got rid of this Su Bai. She might as well hold back now.
"Zhang Dahai." Tang Haimei adjusted her mentality and shouted the next name.
Zhang Dahai was instantly delighted when he heard his name being called. He stood up with a smile on his face and held a large notebook in his hand. It was probably thinner than a dictionary, but it was not obvious.
Tang Haimei looked at the notebook in Zhang Dahai's hand and was shocked. It was another novel!!!
"Zhang Dahai is very happy with his studies this semester. He is very happy to have achieved such results. Alright, let's welcome the next student, Zhang Tianzhen.”
Zhang Dahai's body suddenly froze. I haven't even walked up!
"Teacher, I haven't concluded yet!" He said aggrievedly.
"Next time, we have limited time!”Tang Haimei comforted him.
At the same time, he was relieved. Luckily, he was quick-witted. Next time, he had to remember that those who shared the same dormitory as Su Bai were not decent people!
Zhang Dahai was extremely disappointed. He had been preparing for his successful learning experience since elementary school, but he did not have the chance to show it.
After that, the students who came up unconsciously sped up. They were really crazy from Su Bai's torture and wanted to end it as soon as possible.
After a while, everyone's summary was finally over.
Tang Haimei cleared her throat and said,"Alright, the class meeting ends here."
Then, she looked at him and said,
"The school needs to pay attention to everyone's safety during the holidays. Su Bai, please write down your itinerary.”
？？？
Su Bai was startled. What did that mean?
Wasn't it safe during the holidays? What's the use of me writing the route alone?
The rest of them looked at Su Bai strangely and started to leave the classroom.
"The school is wise!"
Zhang Dahai couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. Hu Xiaoniu and Jiang Xuewen also nodded.
Su Bai turned around.”
"Don't you understand?" "As long as we avoid you, everyone will be safe." Zhang Dahai explained.”
“......”
Su Bai's mouth twitched. The school was deliberately targeting him!
He turned to Tang Haimei and asked,""Teacher, is that what you mean?”
"Don't mind these details!" Tang Haimei patted his shoulder and said,""Be honest and fill in your route. I'll announce it in the group when the time comes.”
The three rules of the holiday: Fire, theft, and Su Bai!
"There's one more important thing!" Tang Haimei stared at Su Bai seriously and said to him in a serious tone: "When you go on the show, you must remember one thing!”
Seeing Tang Haimei's eyes, Su Bai also looked at her and listened carefully.
" When you're on the show, please, don't mention that you're a student of our school," said Tang Haimei solemnly.!!”
Su Bai's mouth twitched. What kind of request was that? Shouldn't he be talking about the school's nurturing?
"Also, report your schedule to me today. I want to send it to the group.”
After saying that, Tang Haimei left the classroom.
...
The four of them were walking on the school road.
"The holidays are coming soon. Shall we have a meal together?”Hu Xiaoniu asked.
Su Bai thought for a while and said," Hmm, we should have a meal together. Let's eat in the dorm."”
"In the dormitory?" Zhang Dahai was confused and asked,""How do we eat in the dormitory?"
"We're eating hotpot." Su Bai said," We have never allowed the use of high-power electrical appliances in our dormitory, but since it's the holidays, the dorm manager probably won't care. I've always wanted to eat hotpot in the dormitory. If we drink too much, we can just turn over and sleep. How nice would that be?"”
When the three of them heard that, they agreed. If it was the last meal of the holiday, wouldn't they have to drink a little? If they drank too much and had to come back, it would be so troublesome.
"Besides, it's safe to drink too much in the dormitory!”Su Bai said with emotion. It was dangerous to drink too much outside, especially when he was with a girl. Boys were too dangerous. He knew that very well!
"Alright, then we'll eat in the dormitory.”The three of them nodded.
Seeing that everyone agreed, Su Bai nodded and said,""Alright, then let's prepare our things separately. We'll meet in the dormitory at eight o'clock in the evening and start on time.”
"Alright." The three of them nodded in agreement.
Su Bai immediately started to give instructions: "Hu Xiaoniu, you're in charge of buying meat dishes. Buy more yellow-throated tripes and whatnot. Everyone loves these.”
"Okay, I'll go to the supermarket next door." Hu Xiaoniu immediately replied and went to prepare.
Su Bai continued to make arrangements." Zhang Dahai, you are in charge of the vegetables. Buy some oil bean skin, emperor vegetables, and frozen tofu.”
"Alright." "The vegetables have to be fresh. I'll go to the nearby market to take a look."”
After saying that, Zhang Dahai also ran to prepare.
Then Su Bai looked at Jiang Xuewen and said: "In that case, go buy an electric cooker and a box of beer.”
"Yes, alright." Jiang Xuewen nodded and went to prepare.
Looking at the three of them leaving, Su Bai stretched and said to himself,""Ah, I'm just going back to the dormitory to sleep and wait for you guys to come back.”
The crowdfunding of hotpot had been thoroughly played by Su Bai.
......
On the other side.
Yearning for Life program team.
Wang Feng walked excitedly on the small road, all the way to the filming location.
" Is that Wang Feng in front?!"
Suddenly, a shout came from behind. Wang Feng turned around.
"Xiao Jing Teng!"
Wang Feng was pleasantly surprised and waited for him to walk over.
Soon, the two of them met up and walked forward together.
"Are you here for Su Xiao Bai?" Wang Feng suddenly asked.
Xiao Jing Teng immediately nodded and said in surprise,""You too?"
"Of course!"
The two of them immediately became excited. They let go of the box in their hands at the same time and clenched their hands tightly together. They shouted in unison," Comrade!!!"
Then, the two of them walked to the filming location with the same goal.
Soon, the two of them arrived at their destination. When they pushed open the door, they were shocked.
There were already more than ten people standing inside. There were both men and women. They were all celebrities who had become popular in the industry recently. Moreover, they all had one thing in common. They had all been fabricated by Su Xiao Bai.
The two of them were pleasantly surprised.”
The dozen or so people also smiled at the two of them as they welcomed them. Teacher Huang also welcomed them warmly.
Today was the happiest day Teacher Huang had cooked so many meals. She even wanted to pull everyone together to form an Avengers Alliance.
During dinner, a prank against Su Bai was slowly discussed by everyone.
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