F * ck!
Yuan Hong cursed in his heart!
How could this work?
The man behind countless film emperors!
Was Su Xiao Bai's character so impressive?!
This kind of irrelevant character could even be matched in the drama!
Thank you!
"How is it? Are you interested?" Director Li asked.
"Of course!" "Of course I'm interested!" Yuan Hong said happily. I'll go and find you now!"
"Haha, alright." "Then I'll stay here and wait for the good news."”
"Um…" Yuan Hong hesitated for a moment and said,"Director Li, if I may ask, did you ask me to play this role because of Su Xiao Bai's video?”
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone before he said,"No, I mainly think highly of your strength, so I chose you to be the male lead in my movie.”
Yuan Hong was instantly excited. So it was because of his strength! If you can talk, then say more.
But then, Director Li said," Don't worry about that. I'm different from those investors. Although they value Su Xiao Bai's influence, I definitely value your strength more. I believe you can handle this role.”
Yuan Hong was speechless.
So, it was Su Xiao Bai's character that helped him get this role!
"How is it? Are you okay?" Director Li asked.
"No problem, no problem." "I'll go over to look for you immediately," said Yuan Hong.”
"Alright, I'll wait for you here." "When you come, we'll discuss this role in detail."”
"Good, good, good!" Yuan Hong hung up the phone excitedly.
Then, Yuan Hong called Zhang Xinyi again.
"Hey, what's up?" Zhang Xinyi quickly answered the call and asked.
"Xinyi! I'm going to be famous!" Yuan Hong said excitedly.
"Ah?" "What happened?" Zhang Xinyi asked hurriedly. Why are you going to be famous?"
"Didn't you watch Su Xiao Bai's video?”Yuan Hong asked.
"I did." Zhang Xinyi said. She had been taking care of the child at home during this period of time and did not have a job. She must have seen the video immediately.
"But what is the use of that person?" "I was afraid you'd be in a bad mood, so I didn't tell you."”
"You don't know!" "Just now, Director Li asked me to play the male lead!" Yuan Hong said excitedly.”
" The male lead?!" Zhang Xinyi was pleasantly surprised. Yuan Hong had not had the chance to play the male lead for a long time. She immediately asked,"What does this have to do with Su Xiao Bai's video?”
"Of course it's related!" "Do you know what role I'm playing this time?" Yuan Hong asked.”
"What role?"
"The boss of a grassroots entertainment company has nurtured countless Best Actor. In short, he is the man behind countless Best Actor!”
F * ck!
Zhang Xinyi was also stunned.
"Is Su Xiao Bai that influential?”"How can such a character be valued by the directors?" Zhang Xinyi said in surprise.”
"No, no." Yuan Hong said," The director didn't choose me because of Su Xiao Bai's video. He chose me because of my ability."”
Zhang Xinyi's face darkened. She wouldn't believe it even if she was beaten to death if you said that Su Xiao Bai wasn't the reason for this kind of character. How could it be so coincidental?
But immediately after, Yuan Hong said again,"The people who value Su Xiao Bai's video are the investors. They think that Su Xiao Bai's video is more influential, but the director still thinks highly of my ability.”
The corner of Zhang Xinyi's eyes twitched. Only you could believe this. However, she did not say it out loud. It was fine as long as there was a show.
Then, the couple started discussing excitedly. They had money for the baby's milk powder!
Yuan Hong was probably the most willing person to accept Su Bai's character setting.
If Su Bai knew, he would definitely…wouldn't care
......
On the other side.
Su Bai, who had extended the update time, had a very pleasant holiday.
Su Bai read books when he was free. Recently, he had read a book on time management, the Pomodoro Work Method: work for half an hour and rest for five minutes to improve work efficiency.
Su Bai was shocked after reading it. Not only did he learn the essence of the Pomodoro Method, but he also created new ideas.
Su Bai named it the Little Tomato Method: He worked for five minutes and rested for half an hour.
Life was extremely comfortable.
After half a month, he finally edited the video and sent it to Little Sister Dai.
After Daomei received the video, she immediately called to scold him, but she still heard the notification that the other party had turned off his phone. She was numb.
There was no other way. Little Sister Dai quickly got the team to start warming up. First, they had to eat all the bonuses from this video.
This time, Little Sister Dai took three whole days to warm up before she started her live broadcast. There was no other way. The time span was too long. She needed more time to warm up and call back her original audience.
"Brothers! Su Xiao Bai's new video is finally out. Are you looking forward to it?!”Dazed Little Sister shouted in the live broadcast room.
The audience quickly responded and began to complain.
"We're finally out! F * ck, it's been half a month!"
"Heh, UP hasn't been killed yet? He's actually still alive.”
"It's finally here! It's been half a month. It's so uncomfortable!"
"That's right. In the past, it was always uncomfortable for a week. Now, it's going to be uncomfortable for half a month. School should start quickly!”
The silly little girl joined the audience's complaints. Everyone was also very enthusiastic. At this moment, time passed especially quickly.
Very soon, when it was nine o'clock, Dai Xiaomei found the video and said,"Brothers, time's up. The video we've been waiting for half a month is about to begin!”
The audience began to urge,
"Hurry up, hurry up. Don't keep us in suspense. It's already been half a month!”
"Brothers, what's the topic for this episode? It's been so long that I've forgotten about it."
"The curse that the military school hunk can't escape. Little sister, hurry up and start. I can't wait!”
Very soon, the dauntless girl followed the audience's wishes and opened the video.
As usual, two lines of words appeared on the screen.
There were many handsome men in the military, but they were not handsome for long!
Counting those years, the curse that the military arts school hunks couldn't escape!
Then, the two lines of words slowly disappeared, and what followed was a treadmill.
When she saw the treadmill, a bad premonition suddenly rose in Dai Xiaomei's heart.
Soon, Su Bai's voice appeared:
Super Treadmill, help you lose that hateful fat, make middle-aged fat, no longer a problem for you!
Super Treadmill, a human-friendly design, a home necessity, you deserve it!
"Oh my god!" " What?" Little Sister immediately held her forehead." A video is released in half a month, and it's even an advertisement. I'm really impressed by this Su Xiao Bai!"”
In the live broadcast room, the audience also began to curse.
"F * ck! Su Xiao Bai, can't you be a human!”
"Does this Su Xiao Bai have some sort of system that can absorb our negative emotions to become stronger?”
"Hehe, you might not believe it, but some people are born to annoy people!”
Daizai Xiaomei did not dare to pause the video again. She let the audience discuss and continued to play the video. She was afraid that the audience would run away!
The video continued.
On the screen, a young hunk appeared.
Dressed in an old-fashioned military uniform, he sat in a dilapidated room with a cage in his hand. Little Fresh Meat was playing with the pigeons in the cage.
"Wow! So handsome!" As soon as the image appeared, Daai Xiaomei shouted,"This is that young hunk! Brothers, does anyone know this movie? I've never seen this movie before. Who knows which movie it is?”
In the live broadcast room, the audience began to discuss.
"The picture quality is so bad. This should be a very old movie.”
"Who is this young hunk? I don't have any impression of him at all. I should remember such a handsome young hunk, right?”
"I haven't seen it. This should be a very old movie.”
"Doesn't this young hunk know anyone? No one had seen the movie before? Was this the hunk of the military arts school? Where did the uploader come from?”
Soon after, the video gave the answer.
This movie was called " Please Leave the Letter " and was released in 1984. It was indeed a very old movie. It was so old that not many people in the 80s had seen it, let alone the 90s.
As for who this young hunk was, the video soon revealed the answer. A new image appeared on the screen.
It was a classic sitcom, the story of the cook.
The big-bellied Squad Leader Hong stood in the kitchen, holding a book of poetry. The soldiers from the kitchen squad surrounded him.
Squad Leader Hong stood in the middle and read out the poem.
"Did you not look carefully enough?”
"If you look carefully,"
"You will realize that my memories have always been filled with many sad and happy memories.”
"Did you not look carefully enough?”
"If you look carefully, you will find"
A classic scene appeared, and the viewers in the live broadcast room immediately laughed.
"Hahaha, that rap made me laugh so hard that I couldn't live!”
"The story of the cook's class. It's such a classic melodrama. I watched it with great interest back then.”
"No, isn't this Squad Leader Hong? What's the relationship between Squad Leader Hong and that young hunk?”
"Where's the school hunk? Where did the fresh meat go? These two dramas don't match at all."
The silly girl looked at the comments in the live broadcast room and suddenly had a terrifying thought in her heart."F * ck! Could that young hunk be Squad Leader Hong?”
Soon, the video gave the answer.
The young hunk was indeed Squad Leader Hong.
" Please Leave the Letter " was filmed in the 1980s. At that time, Squad Leader Hong was 19 years old. He was definitely a young hunk. His lips were red and his teeth were white. His looks were very good!
However, this movie wasn't very popular, so in everyone's impression, it wasn't as handsome as Squad Leader Hong.
After that, Squad Leader Hong let everyone become more familiar with the role of Gao Yamen in the old version of Water Margins. At that time, Squad Leader Hong was already fat. The story of the cook squad that followed, Squad Leader Hong's image, was completely imprinted in everyone's minds.
In everyone's memory, Squad Leader Hong had always been this fat. However, when Squad Leader Hong was young, his looks were very good at fighting. He was the most handsome man in the military arts school at that time!
After reading this explanation, the live broadcast room exploded.
"F * ck! It really is Squad Leader Hong!"
"Squad Leader Hong actually has such a peak period of good looks. It subverts my worldview!”
"So, don't underestimate any middle-aged fatty. When he was young, his looks could beat us!”
"So, what is a curse? Fat middle-aged man? Who doesn't gain weight in their middle age!"
"I don't know what a curse is either. I haven't told you yet. Let's continue watching."”
As she said that, Little Sister pressed the space bar and continued to play the video.
In the video.
A new scene appeared. It was another very old movie.
It was released in 2000.
On the screen, a familiar face appeared. However, this familiar face was extremely tender at this time!
Sha Yi!
In the picture, Sha Yi's lips were red and her teeth were white. Her hair was black and thick. She was wearing an ancient costume. She really looked like a scholar from ancient times!
In the movie, Xi Fangping, played by Sha Yi, was trying to seek justice for his father. With the help of the female ghost, Xiao Xie, he went all the way to the Heavenly Court's Jade Emperor.
When Sha Yi appeared, the little girl immediately exclaimed,"F * ck! Was Teacher Shayi so handsome when she was young?! Was this a person? I'm numb!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience also started discussing enthusiastically.
"Damn it! Teacher Shayi was actually so handsome when she was young! I'll go!"
"Is this a person? Teacher Shayi didn't transmigrate here and go back after getting plastic surgery, right?”
"Brothers! I'm in love! What should I do? What should I do?"
"Every fat middle-aged man has a glorious past!”
Soon, the video continued to play.
Soon, a new scene appeared in the video.
A new drama," Transcendence " appeared on the screen.
On the screen, Sha Yi was hugging Li Min from behind, her face leaning against Li Min's head. The flesh on her face was squeezed out of shape, and she looked like a potbellied man. In comparison, the audience could not accept it.
The audience began to speak up.
"Alright, alright, I'm heartbroken. Teacher Shayi's acting skills are very good now, but it's really greasy.”
"Sigh, I've watched this drama before and didn't think that Teacher Shayi was greasy. But when these two scenes are compared, it's really greasy!”
"Sigh, why does Teacher Shayi have to be old? It would be better if she had always been young.”
The silly little sister also said," The past of middle-aged men is limitless. When Teacher Shayi was young, he was really handsome. But now, it seems that everything is afraid of comparison. In the past, I didn't think Teacher Shayi was greasy, but now that I'm compared to him, he's greasy.”
Then, the video also revealed today's theme, the curse.
Therefore, the curse of the military school hunk was that he was good-looking in the early stages, fat in the middle stages, and the peak of the comedic star in the later stages.
When Squad Leader Hong was young, he was very good-looking. However, after he reached his peak, his figure began to lose its shape. Then, he acted in the story of the cook and began to walk the funny path.
Shayi was the same. At her peak, she acted in a few movies and then started to gain weight. In the past few years, she had also started to take the comedy route and became a comedic star.
Moreover, these two comics were almost the top comics of the past. Whether it was the story of the cook or the later martial arts legend, they were both popular dramas!
Two generations of military arts school hunks couldn't escape this curse. Let's see if the later military arts school hunks can escape this curse.
As soon as the curse was released, the viewers in the live broadcast room began to discuss.
"Fat in middle age, funny in the later stages. Sigh, it's true. The two of them have become comics.”
"Haha, I can't laugh anymore. The military arts school hunk has become a comedy star.”
"Quick, quick, quick. Look behind us. Who's the school hunk behind us?”
"I'm looking forward to it. Who can tell me which other comics are military?”
The silly girl looked at the comments of the audience and said,"I don't remember. Who usually remembers that? Let's continue watching.”
Then, the video continued to play.
The third military school hunk appeared.
It was also a relatively old drama.
In the picture, a young man was wearing a military uniform from the Republic of China. He had a small cherry-like mouth and a right-angled nose. His angular face and facial features were very three-dimensional.
He was wearing a military uniform and flirting with a woman in a Beijing opera costume. He had a biscuit in his mouth and was about to feed it to the woman opposite him.
That very good looks, coupled with his ruffian temperament, instantly made the little girl scream.
"Ah, I'm a fan! Who is this?!" " This is the handsome face of the military school hunk?" Dazed Little Sister shouted excitedly." He's too good at fighting!" I'm a fan, I'm a fan. Who is this? Does anyone know him?”
In the live broadcast room, the audience also responded,
"I don't know. I can't tell, but he must be a middle-aged man now, right?”
"Don't you feel that this person is a bit like Wu Zun?”
"Oh, he does look a little like him. Could it be Wu Zun?”
"That's impossible. He must be from the military. Wu Zun isn't even Chinese.”
"You don't know them?" "Alright, then let's continue watching. Let's see who this is."”
Then, the video continued. On the screen, an extremely familiar scene appeared.
Then, a person that everyone was extremely familiar with appeared on the screen.
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