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The door opened.

A bald man with buck teeth and a crooked mouth walked in.

As he walked, he held a selfie stick and live-streamed.

The matchmaker stood up and smiled.

"Fourth Bro, you're here?"

Zhao Laosi ignored the matchmaker and ran to Lin Xiaoxiao,"

"Xiaoxiao, your fourth brother is here to see you.”

Then, he moved closer to Lin Xiaoxiao.

He raised his selfie stick and said to the camera,

"Brothers, this is my future wife. How about it? Isn't it beautiful? Come, Xiaoxiao, say hello to everyone.”

Lin Xiaoxiao was so scared that she quickly dodged to the side.

Zhao Laosi saw Lin Xiaoxiao dodge,

He wasn't angry and just laughed.

Actually, he had long heard that Lin Jianzhong had a beautiful daughter.

That was why he asked a matchmaker to go to Lin Jianzhong's house to matchmake.

The betrothal gift was 188,000 yuan.

He had already given it to Lin Jianzhong.

However, he didn't expect Lin Xiaoxiao to run away.

It was a pity.

When he heard that Lin Xiaoxiao was back, he said,

She quickly drove over.

He had made up his mind.

He had to get Lin Xiaoxiao this time.

"Uncle Jianzhong, there's no time like the present. Since I've already given you the money, I'll take Little Sister away tonight.”

Zhao Laosi said as he broadcasted.

As the saying goes, take advantage of others 'shortcomings and eat their soft lips.

Lin Jianzhong had already taken Zhao Laosi's betrothal gift money.

At this moment, there was no way to object. He could only grunt in a low voice.

"Xiao Xiao, you heard that, right? Go with your fourth brother.”

Zhao Laosi chuckled.

Lin Xiaoxiao was so scared that her entire body was trembling. She kept retreating and shouted,"

"Don't come over, don't come over!"

Zhao Laosi was very proud and even pointed the camera at Lin Xiaoxiao.

He shouted,

"Brothers, this is my future wife. Are you envious?”

At this moment, there were about a thousand people in his live broadcast room.

They all sent bullet comments:

"F * ck, a fresh flower is stuck in cow dung.”

"That's right. This girl looks so beautiful.”

"What a pity, what a pity."

"Isn't this forcing a marriage?"

"Why are you forcing me? Didn't you hear Fourth Brother say that the betrothal gift has been given?”

"That's right. After receiving the betrothal gift, you have to give it to others. It's only right and proper.”

"Fourth Bro is so lucky. This little girl's dressing doesn't lose to any celebrity.”

"A golden phoenix flew out of a mountain nest. It's a pity that it's stuck in cow dung."

……

The netizens in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room were all indignant for Lin Xiaoxiao.

At this moment, a bullet comment suddenly appeared on the screen of the live broadcast room:

"Eh, why does this girl look so familiar?”

"Now that you mention it, I also find it a little familiar.”

"Sigh, it's true. I really think I've seen it somewhere before.”

……

At this moment, a bullet screen suddenly popped up.

"F * ck! What the f * ck! This…This…Isn't this Xiaoxiao? F * ck!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ”

After the bullet comments,

It was followed by a series of horrified emojis and three exclamation marks.

Everyone was stunned.

A few seconds later, the bullet screen exploded.

"F * ck, it's really Xiaoxiao. Oh my god.”

"Xiaoxiao put on makeup. I didn't recognize her just now. F * ck, it really is Xiaoxiao.”

"F * ck, f * ck, something big is going to happen.”

"Damn it, Zhao Laosi dares to have such small ideas? You're so bold."

"It's over, it's over. Barbie Q, Zhao Laosi, you're going to be in trouble.”

"Get out, hurry up and get out. It'll be troublesome if they find out that I'm paying attention to Zhao Laosi.”

"F * ck, I'm numb. It's really Xiaoxiao.”

……

Instantly, the screen was filled with bullet comments.

Meanwhile, Zhao Laosi, who was full of pride, was dumbfounded.

Puzzled, he said to the screen,"

"Eh? Do you know our little sister?”

The comments were going crazy.

"Old Fourth Zhao, you're f * cking courting death, don't drag us along.”

"You're too bold. How dare you have such small ideas?”

"Let the people in your village wait to eat.”

"I'm really f * cking drunk. I'm impressed by you, Old Six.”

"F * ck off. If you don't want to live, then find a place to pee and drown yourself. Don't f * cking implicate us.”

"I'm so scared. My whole body is cold.”

"Something's going to happen. It's over."

……

Zhao Laosi was even more dumbfounded.

The bullet comments came in waves. What did he mean by 'I'm going to die?'

It was time to eat.

What did he mean?

She even wanted to challenge him and scold him.

What money could he earn if he closed the door?

This made him anxious. He asked with sweat all over his forehead,

"Brothers, don't, don't have anything to say. Speak clearly. Don't tell me you all know Little Sister?

"Shut the f * ck up. Who are you to call her little sister?”

"That's right. Shut your stinky mouth.”

"You dare to snatch Master Fa's woman? You're really tired of living.”

"I've seen bold people before, but I've never seen such bold people.”

"Kill yourself before Grandpa Fa finds out.”

"I'm almost scared to death now.”

"Xiaoxiao, hurry up and call Master Fa.”

……

"Who is it? Fa…Master Fa? Which Master Fa?"

Zhao Laosi asked with a dumbfounded expression.

"And that Master Fa? You're really a rat wishing a new year to a cat. You're courting death.”

"Who else on the internet dares to call themselves Master Fa?”

The netizens cursed.

"No…it can't be…that Fa…Master Fa, right?”

Zhao Laosi's face turned pale.

His body began to tremble.

"Stop guessing. It's the Master Fa you're thinking of.”

The bullet screen replied.

"F * ck!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ”

Zhao Laosi staggered.

She almost fell to the ground.

Fa…Master Fa?

Burial all the way?

I'm f * cking…drunk!

For a moment,

Zhao Laosi felt his entire body go cold, and his legs went weak.

He couldn't even stand properly.

Little girl is Master Fa's woman?

I…I f * cking…

Numb.

He was completely numb.

As someone who played the same joke,

How could he not know who Master Fa was?

Death walking in the mortal world,

I pay attention to it, and it will certainly be loud,

People across the sea…

Oh my god,

Lin Xiaoxiao is Master Fa's woman?

Zhao Laosi was dumbfounded by this news.

His mind went blank.

How dare I steal Master Fa's woman?

I…I'm…done for.

Barbie Q.

F * ck, who the f * ck told me this matchmaker?

I've gone crazy.

Zhao Laosi was completely numb.

Meanwhile, the netizens in his live broadcast room were gloating as they sent bullet comments:

"You deserve it. Who told you to have such small ideas?”

"That's right. It's over now."

"He deserves to eat."

"Let's go, we'll tell Grandpa Fa."

"Yes, yes, yes. Hurry up and tell Master Fa.”

……

At this moment.

In Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

"Grandpa Fa came in. Sigh, Grandpa Fa went out again. He was just playing!”

"Master Fa, Master Fa, you've been watching the video for so long. Why aren't you acting weird?”

"That's right, Master Fa, hurry up and cheer up.”

The fickle netizens sent bullet comments one after another.

At this moment,

Yang Lin stopped outside a live broadcast room.

Because of Douyin's livestream recommendation mechanism, the livestream rooms that were recommended...

You don't have to click to see the content.

So at this moment, the netizens also saw the image on their phones.

"Eh, Zhao Laosi? What kind of live broadcast room is this?"

"It seems to be a house in the countryside with a brick bed.”

"The camera is shaking so much that I'm about to faint.”

"I'm so dizzy. Let's go, Master Fa. This is nothing…Hey, wait, isn't this Xiaoxiao?”

Someone suddenly noticed Xiaoxiao in the corner of the camera.

As soon as he said this,

Everyone was stunned.

Then, they all leaned on their phones and looked at it.

"Sigh, that's true. Why is Xiaoxiao in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room?”

"It's really Xiaoxiao. Hi, Xiaoxiao.”

"Pfft, that's not how you greet me. Watch me. Hey, little wooden horse.”

"Look for S upstairs. Why don't you try another trojan horse?”

"That's right. You're courting death."

"Wait, that's not right. Why are Xiaoxiao's eyes red? It looks like she cried just now.”

"Eh, it's true. There are still tears on your face.”

"F * ck, who dares to bully the princess of our Zang Family Army? Do you really want to die?"

"F * ck, f * ck, let's go. Let's blow up this guy's live broadcast room.”

"Let's go, let's go, let's blow this guy up."

At this moment, the number of viewers in Yang Lin's live stream had already exceeded 20 million.

The 20 million people shouted,

They flooded into Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room.

His number of online viewers instantly jumped crazily.

As a result, Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room was stuck.

Fortunately, the staff of Douyin were paying close attention to Yang Lin.

Seeing this situation,

He quickly distributed a first-class route to Zhao Laosi with a head full of sweat.

This prevented the server from crashing.

And this situation had been repeated several times.

Every time Yang Lin's fans rushed into a live broadcast room,

They quickly assigned a first-class route to this live broadcast room.

Then, after the fans finished speaking, he said,

Little miss, take care.

Little miss, you don't have to say anything like 'quack' or something like that.

After running away like a swarm of bees,

Only then did he retract the route.

He was as tired as a dog.

He was almost Muggle-tired.

"F * ck, the Zang Family Army is here."

The fans in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room who were about to report to Yang Lin,

Seeing the number of people in the live broadcast room jump crazily,

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"It's over, it's over. What I'm afraid of will come.”

"We're completely finished this time. The Zang Family Army is here.”

"Brothers of the Zang Family Army, listen to me.”

"We were just about to go find Master Fa."

……

"Cut the crap and tell me quickly. Who bullied our little princess?”

"That's right. Summon them quickly. If you're late, I'll give you an S.”

"Damn it, how dare you bully our Xiaoxiao? Do you really think that our Zang Family Army is weak?”

"Hurry up and tell me the truth."

"It's a code!"

……

"Brothers of the Zang Family Army, this has nothing to do with us.”

"That's right, that's right. It's none of our business.”

"It's like this, this Zhao Laosi, he..."

Hence, Zhao Laosi's original fans in the live broadcast room quickly explained.

What a joke.

Could he not explain?

The Zang Family Army was here.

Could Master Fa be far away?

After hearing this, Yang Lin's fans were furious."

"Wow, I'm so angry, so angry. How dare you treat our little princess like this?”

"There's such a thing? F * ck, do you really think that Master Fa is a vegetarian?”

"F * ck, this is courting death.”

"I'm from that village. This Zhao Laosi is not a good person. He's hated by people and ghosts. Back then…"

Someone even introduced Zhao Laosi's past.

"F * ck, this kind of trash still dares to have small ideas?”

" A fly hitting the lantern, looking for an idiot."

"Let's go tell Grandpa Fa.”

"Let's go, let's go."

"Brothers, go and tell Grandpa Fa that we will stay here to guard him in case he runs away.”

"Alright…"

A portion of the netizens wanted to return to Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

When he went to inform Yang Lin,

Suddenly, a few notifications appeared clearly in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room:

Ding! I sent all the way to the live broadcast room

Ding! I followed the streamer all the way to the funeral.

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……

A few notifications appeared.

The live broadcast room instantly fell silent.

A few seconds later, the bullet screen exploded.

"F * ck, Master Fa is here, Master Fa is here.”

"Master Fa has followed it. F * ck, he really followed it.”

"Eat."

"Zhao Laosi, you asked for it.”

"The advertising slogan has been changed.”

"Damn it, I'm angry too.”

"Master Fa, it's none of my business. I'm innocent. Please let me go.”

"That's right. Although we paid attention to Zhao Laosi, we're innocent. Moreover, we've already cleared the trial.”

"Master Fa, I was wrong. Don't pay attention to me.”

For a moment,

Zhao Laosi's fans were so scared that their faces turned pale.

They begged for mercy.

At this moment,

Everything that happened in the live broadcast room…

Zhao Laosi, who was burning with anxiety, did not see it.

He was not in the mood to look at his phone.

After learning that Lin Xiaoxiao was Master Fa's woman,

He was frightened and anxious.

He knelt down in front of Lin Xiaoxiao.

He cried,

"Xiaoxiao, Little Sister Xiaoxiao, ah, no, Little Aunt, I didn't do it on purpose, I didn't do it on purpose.”

"I was wrong. I really know I was wrong.”

"I don't want to die."

What?

Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned?

What's wrong?

What was going on?

Why did Zhao Laosi suddenly kneel down to her?

And he even called her grandaunt?

Not to mention Xiaoxiao, the others were also stunned by this turn of events.

Lin Jianzhong was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.

He had even forgotten to pick up his pipe.

The matchmaker was also dumbfounded.

"Fourth Bro, what…what are you doing?”

She walked over and wanted to help Zhao Laosi up.

However, unexpectedly,

Zhao Laosi jumped up and gave the matchmaker a big slap.

She was stunned.

"It's all your fault. Who asked you to matchmake me? It's over. It's all over.”

Zhao Laosi's tears were about to fall.

He hated the matchmaker to the core.

If it weren't for the matchmaker,

How could he provoke Master Fa's woman?

Who else could she blame?

"F * ck, Zhao Laosi, are you f * cking crazy? How dare you slap me?”

The matchmaker was not to be trifled with.

Back then, he was also an existence who could scold people from the beginning of the village to the end of the village.

After she reacted, she exploded.

He rushed up and scratched Zhao Laosi crazily.

Soon, he scratched Zhao Laosi's face.

"F * ck, you old fart, I'll f * ck you to death.”

Zhao Laosi had a stomach full of grievances and had nowhere to vent.

He immediately started wrestling with the matchmaker.

He even threw his phone to the side.

But the good thing was,

Her phone was leaning against the brick bed.

The scene inside the room was still clearly captured.

Lin Jianzhong was dumbfounded.

They had no idea what was going on.

She didn't know who to pull, so she could only stand at the side in a daze.

Meanwhile, the netizens in the live streaming room were cheering.

"Good fight, kill that old fart.”

"F * ck him."

"Heh, this is awesome. Right, right, right. Monkey steals peaches.”

"F * ck, I…I stole it. It's so exciting.”

"F * ck, is this woman that brave?”

……

After fighting for a long time, Zhao Laosi finally won by touching his crotch.

The matchmaker was so tired that she had no strength left. She lay on the side and began to straighten her body.

As he stood up, he cursed,

"Zhao Laosi, your son doesn't have an asshole.”

"Old Fourth Zhao, you don't have an asshole."

……

Zhao Laosi ignored her.

Panting, he sat at the side to rest.

She suddenly remembered that she was still broadcasting.

She wanted to quickly turn off the live broadcast.

However, just as he crawled to his phone,

Suddenly, he saw the comments on the bullet screen:

"Zhao Laosi, you're finished. Master Fa has followed you.”

"You've angered Master Fa. Master Fa even changed the slogan for you.”

"Prepare for the funeral."

"Bye-bye!"

……

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