Sister Zhou, You Old Sixth, Watch Your Table!
"Drill Wood to Make Fire" was successful. Li Changbai created a flame.
Suiren-Shi, who had incarnated into Huaxia, ended the era of "raw meat and blood" of the Yuanmou people of Huaxia.
This groundbreaking feat,
It was a fierce slap to the faces of the foreign key immortals who were watching the global live broadcast.
Especially those who had always looked down on China and wanted to dominate the world!
"White pigs, why aren't you acting tough?”
"They only know how to bark on the internet. We Chinese have already used fire to barbecue food 1.7 million years ago. We are the first country in the world to use fire!”
"Our ancestors are already using fire to make cooked food. Your white pig ancestors might be fighting with prehistoric wild dogs for food somewhere.”
……
Hearing the Chinese netizens 'clamor, the foreign keyboard warriors' expressions were very ugly. They were all furious.
He had nowhere to vent his anger. He could only blame his own government for not being like China and why they could not develop a time travel machine. Why didn't they send people to the prehistoric era to meet their ancestors?
The credibility of the foreign governments was like a collapsed skyscraper, dropping to the extreme!
But the goose,
When they saw Li Changbai chopping bamboo skewers of venison and bringing Sister Zhou to taste the first barbecue in prehistoric times, they went even crazier.
"This damned Yuanmou ancestor, is he really a prehistoric human?”
"Oh my god, why is this Chinese man called Yuanmou so smart? Can someone explain?"
"Xiba, drilling wood to make fire is an ancient tradition of our Kimchi Nation. This Chinese savage actually learned it! I want to report this to the United Nations!"
"The tinder from 1.7 million years ago, this great miracle…The Chinese changed the world!”
"Could he be the Prometheus of that era?”
……
Of course, there were also some countries that were on good terms with China. When they saw that China's ancestor had created fire and used it to cook food, they all left comments in the live broadcast room praising him.
They praised Li Changbai for changing the development of all mankind.
They even left a message for Li Changbai to leave Asia and Europe, go to Africa and America, and teach their ancestors the technique of making fire by drilling wood!
……
On the big screen,
In a clearing in the forest not far from the cave.
A group of prehistoric Yuanmou people sat around a bonfire.
On the bonfire, there were a few large skewers of deer meat.
White smoke curled up, and the fragrance of meat assailed his nostrils.
"Brother Yuanmou, the meat seems to be done…"
Sister Zhou was really too hungry and could not help but say.
The Big Sister of the Fish-shaking Association gestured with her body, pointing at the venison on the fire and then pointing at her mouth.
Hearing Sister Zhou's stomach growling from time to time, Li Changbai secretly laughed.
"Here."
He tore off a large piece of deer leg meat, wrapped it in leaves, and handed it to Sister Zhou.
"Huff ~"
Li Changbai pointed at the venison and then at Sister Zhou's stomach, making a eating gesture.
" Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother…"
Sister Zhou was starving. She took the venison and started to eat it without caring about her ladylike image or the heat.
"Sister Zhou, you're number 6. There are 5 billion people watching you. Pay attention to your food!”
"This way of eating…Zhou Shuyi hasn't eaten in 800 years, right? It's too ugly to eat. I can't bear to look at it…"
"She has a ladylike face for nothing. Her eating style is too indecent. I suggest that the host add a mosaic!”
"You guys know nothing!" Sister Zhou laughed as she chewed on the deer leg.
The venison roasted by Yuanmou's ancestor was quite delicious.
It was just a little bland and there was no salt.
However, this was the prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago. It was already good enough to have cooked meat to eat. How could Miss Zhou dare to be picky?
Looking at Sister Zhou's unrefined eating manners, even Lin Weihai and Professor Gu could not help but shake their heads.
"Ms. Johnson looks like she's really starving…"
The netizens who were usually close to Sister Zhou did not forget to tease her.
"My Sister Zhou, in prehistoric times, turned into a wild eating broadcast!”
" Miss Zhou must be starving. Look at how happy she is…"
"Is the meat of the extinct animal, Branch-horned Deer, delicious? I really want to try it…"
"I want to too!"
……
Li Changbai glanced at Sister Zhou who was wolfing down the food and laughed to himself.
"Why are you eating so quickly? No one is snatching it from you.”
But…
When he saw the female Yuanmou in the tribe staring straight at Sister Zhou, he could not help but say helplessly,"
" As expected…Only women will be jealous of women, and even Yuanmou is no exception…"
"Huff ~"
Li Changbai picked up a deer leg and ordered the Yuanmou men around him, who were watching him drool over the deer meat on the fire.
"Brothers, I understand this 'Hu Hu' sound!”
"I understand it too!"
"Let's eat!"
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