"Are you guys crazy? You want me to teach Yuanmou Chinese?”
In the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou was in disbelief when she heard the words of her fickle netizens.
This was a prehistoric human from 1.7 million years ago.
With their learning ability, how could they learn Chinese, the most difficult language in the world?
It was impossible!
"Streamer, why don't you give it a try? If you succeed, you'll be the 'Mother of Chinese' who spreads the Chinese language and culture.”
"Our Huaxia ancestor can even drill wood to make fire. What's wrong with speaking Chinese? Sister Zhou, how dare you teach me!"
"Yuanmou people are primates with strong learning and imitation abilities. Ms. Johnson, you can try to teach them a few simple Chinese sentences.”
"It's so inconvenient for you to communicate. If the Yuanmou people in this tribe learn Chinese, won't it be much more convenient for you to communicate? Otherwise, Miss Zhou wouldn't understand what the ancestor is saying…"
……
Professor Gu Nian from the Department of Paleology of Jin Ling University: Miss Zhou, why don't you give it a try? Start with the simplest words.
Professor Gu was also curious and left a message in Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.
According to historical research, 700,000 years ago, Heidelberg people already had mature vocal organs, but it was not until 300,000 years ago, when Homo Evolutis appeared, that they began to speak.
It was impossible to determine whether the vocal organs of the Yuanmou people from 1.7 million years ago were mature or not with only two tooth fossils.
Therefore, Professor Gu suggested that Sister Zhou try to teach these Yuanmou people how to speak.
"Especially the leader of Yuanmou. He has an extremely high IQ and a strong learning ability.”
Professor Gu said.
Li Changbai's performance of " drilling wood to make fire " allowed this expert professor who had studied ancient human history for 50 years to see signs of the evolution of late Homo Erectus into Homo Spico.
The Yuanmou people that Li Changbai had transmigrated into were closer to Homo Evolutis, closer to modern humans!
"Oh, alright then. I'll give it a try.”
On the screen, Sister Zhou nodded stiffly and accepted this seemingly ridiculous suggestion.
The people of Yuanmou could speak Chinese?
How was this possible?
Sister Zhou obviously didn't believe him.
Not only Sister Zhou, but even the foreigners watching the global live broadcast did not believe it.
Now that he had the chance, he naturally wouldn't forget to mock her.
"My uncle is a Harvard University language expert. He told me that it's impossible for Yuanmou people to speak. The Chinese are too stupid!”
"Only God can make prehistoric savages learn Chinese, right?”
"Xiba, Chinese is the cultural heritage of our Kimchi Nation. You are not allowed to use it!”
"Chinese people are a little funny. How can a monkey speak? Hahaha, stupid Chinese!"
……
But the goose,
At this moment, the Chinese netizens did not argue with these stinky white pigs.
Instead, he widened his eyes and stared at the screen of the livestream room.
He looked forward to Sister Zhou spreading the ancient Chinese language to an even more ancient prehistoric era…
Zhou Shuyi adjusted the phone holder and aimed the camera at Li Changbai.
Then, she said gently,
"Brother Yuanmou, do you want me to teach you how to speak?”
Her lively eyes looked at Li Changbai.
Sister Zhou decided to start with this Yuanmou boss, who had a strong learning ability and a high IQ.
"Speak?"
Li Changbai stretched out his hand and chased away the noisy Yuanmou tribe.
"Hey, hey, hey, why are you chasing them away? You must stay and learn!”
"Host, leave them behind!"
"Forget it. Let's teach the head of Yuanmou first. He's the smartest. If he learns it, why would he be afraid that the other Yuanmou people can't?”
……
Because Li Changbai had transmigrated to the Yuanmou people, he and Sister Zhou were speaking the language of the Yuanmou people. There was obviously a barrier between the two of them.
If they could learn Chinese again, it might be a good thing for them to communicate smoothly.
Li Changbai blinked and nodded.
"That's great. Let's begin!”
"I'll teach you how to speak Chinese as a reward for treating me to a meal!”
Sister Zhou said with a smile.
But then, she was put in a difficult position.
She, Zhou Shuyi, was only a streamer, not a language teacher. How could she teach 'students'?
"Zhou Shuyi, aren't you usually quite talkative? Why was he mute now? Hurry up and show me your temperament!”
"Sister Zhou, say whatever you say best!”
……
"What is the best thing to say…"
After thinking for a while, Sister Zhou came to a realization and said,
"This is it!"
She faced Li Changbai, her lips slightly open, and a word jumped out,
"Read after me…"
"F * ck!"
The netizens were speechless.
Professor Gu was speechless.
General Lin Weihai was speechless.
All the Chinese were speechless.
Li Changbai's face was filled with black lines. This phrase 'quintessence of the nation' was indeed the style of Zhou Shuyi, the great streamer!
"Hey, Zhou Shuyi, can you be more serious? There are so many people watching!”
"Sister Zhou, be serious. Do you know how many people are watching your live broadcast? 5 billion people in the world!"
" My dear, you should restrain yourself. You're representing all of China now. You should restrain yourself first…"
When the netizens in the live broadcast room heard Sister Zhou's words, their faces turned green.
Although they had watched Sister Zhou's live broadcast many times and were used to Sister Zhou's unrestrained and unrestrained personality, they were still shocked.
However, this was a global live broadcast. Zhou Shuyi had to establish a positive image for Huaxia!
"I know, I know ~"
"I'll be more serious."
Streamer Zhou snapped.
" Look at me." Her slender index finger pointed to her lips as she said to Li Changbai.
"Read after me,"
"Me!"
As if some magic was working, Li Changbai, who could only make a "huhu ~" sound,
His lips parted slightly, and a single word came out.
"Oh."
"F * ck!"
"Is this okay?"
"Isn't our ancestor Yuanmou too awesome? It can actually talk!"
"The learning and imitation abilities of this leader of Yuanmou are indeed extraordinary.”
"Although his vocal organs are not mature, at least they are complete.”Even Professor Gu couldn't help but nod in approval.
Sister Zhou was also surprised to hear this "Oh".
She had not expected that the ancestor of the Yuanmou people, who had lived 1.7 million years ago, could actually speak!
Although his tone was not accurate, as long as he knew how to speak, he could correct it!
Thinking of this, Sister Zhou struck while the iron was hot.
"Read after me…me!"
"Oh."
"Me!"
"Oh."
"Why is it 'oh'?"
Sister Zhou frowned. Then, she saw Yuanmou's throat trembling. A light flashed in her mind.
She suddenly grabbed Li Changbai's hairy hand and placed it at her throat.
"Hey, hey, hey, Sister Zhou, what are you doing?”
"Damn it, this Yuanmou guy took advantage of Sister Zhou. I'm not even as good as him!”
"This kid actually touched Sister Zhou. Damn it!”
……
Li Changbai was speechless.
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