"F * ck, who's throwing objects from high up in the sky?”
An exasperated curse came from under the metasequoia tree.
Li Changbai thought that something was wrong. The secret of the mobile phone was about to be discovered by the prehistoric "primitive people".
At this moment, he had not noticed anything unusual.
The " primitive man " from 1.7 million years ago did not have the ability to speak. The only sound that he could make was a " wuwu wu " cry.
The fluent Mandarin was obviously not spoken by a 'primitive man'.
But right now, Li Changbai was focused on his phone, so he naturally didn't notice this bug.
The scream under the tree attracted the attention of the "primitive people" in the area.
All of them came from all directions and surrounded him.
Li Changbai nimbly climbed down from under the tree.
What greeted his eyes was a pretty girl in a white tank top, blue hot pants, and a pair of black Converse sneakers.
She had fair skin, an oval-shaped face, and a swan-like neck.
Under the sunlight from 1.7 million years ago, her pair of straight and slender legs looked even more alluring.
However, the young lady in front of him seemed to be in a…sorry state?
Li Changbai's gaze moved down, landing on the bruises on the girl's knees and her injured face.
Even her black Converse sneakers were covered in mud.
"She…is also a transmigrator?"
Li Changbai looked at the girl in front of him dressed in modern clothes, his pupils constricted as he asked in surprise.
" Why does she look so familiar? I think I've seen her somewhere before…"
Li Changbai's gaze landed on the pink selfie stick in the girl's hand and the phone with the cute strawberry phone case.
Judging from the way she was talking, it was obvious that she was a streamer.
"Wuwuwu ~"
More than a dozen "primitive savages" surrounded Li Changbai and surrounded the female streamer.
"Wuwuwu ~"
Li Changbai made a hand gesture and screamed, signaling the "primitive people" to calm down and not riot.
"F * ck!"
The female streamer opened her mouth and said,"The quintessence of Chinese culture."
"So it's her…"
When Li Changbai heard this voice, he knew who this disheveled female streamer in front of him was.
The first sister of Douyu, the most popular streamer in the live streaming world, one of the three female leads of Feilu novel network…
Zhou Shuyi!
Sister Zhou!
"Brothers, what the hell is all this?”
"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, so many savages!"
"Am I trespassing on the filming site? Is he filming Rise of the Planet of the Apes 4?”
Sister Zhou covered her cherry mouth and giggled at the camera on the selfie stick.
"Damn, streamer, you went to Hollywood?”
"Sister Zhou, this Old Sixth, isn't doing a live broadcast properly. Instead, she's going overseas!”
"Host, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and say hello to the actor. Help me get an autograph from Caesar!”
…
After being jeered at by the netizens in the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou took a selfie stick and pointed the live broadcast camera at Li Changbai and the group of "primitive people".
She was passionate and stuttered,
“hello，Iamshuyizhou，fromCHINA,”
“nicetomeetyou！”
The audience in the live broadcast room was momentarily amused when they heard these two sentences.
"Ahaha, Zhou Shuyi's broken English is so funny!”
"6, the host's English is 6, 6 is awesome!”
Imperial Capital's No. 1 Foreign Language Research Sansheng·Little Fish: "Sister Zhou's English is pretty good. I'm an official contestant who passed the English Major Level 8. I can understand it, let alone those foreigners!”
But the goose,
To the surprise of the netizens in the live broadcast room,
After Sister Zhou greeted them, the group of "actors" in front of Sister Zhou all bared their fangs at Sister Zhou, revealing their ferocious and sharp teeth.
The male " primitive people ", in particular, beat their chests with their thick arms and roared crazily.
It seemed that in the eyes of these " primitive people," this " weirdo " who was dressed differently was a strong enemy who had invaded their territory!
A sharp whistling sound echoed throughout the entire primitive forest.
There were even some tall and muscular " primitive people " who picked up sharp stones and raised them to smash Sister Zhou's " enemy " head into pieces.
"Don't these foreigners understand English? Host, just speak in Chinese!"
"Streamer, stop pretending. Where did you hire these actors? This expression, this action, this cry, and even throwing stones, he was too dedicated!”
"That's right, that's right. If this movie is introduced into China, I, Wang Dachui, will be the first to buy tickets to watch it!”
"These extras are really good!"
……
Sister Zhou's face turned green when she saw the comments from her fickle netizens.
Even if she was a fool, she could see the situation in front of her.
These savages had vicious eyes and came with ill intentions. They clearly regarded Zhou Shuyi as an enemy.
"What the hell is this place?”
Sister Zhou wanted to cry but had no tears. Her face was pale.
It was as if the next moment, she would be weeping.
"Brothers, this situation doesn't seem right. I'm finished, I'm finished!”
"I, Zhou Shuyi, am going to die in this damned place today!”
…
"Streamer, stop pretending. Hurry up and greet them and shake hands. Let these foreigners feel the passion of our Chinese people!”
"That's right. They're filming. Streamer, even if you barge in, just admit your mistake.”
Sister Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry as she looked at the comments. She looked at the group of "primitive savages" and subconsciously stepped back.
The clothes on his back were soaked by the sweat that had come out.
"F * ck, brothers, these are really not the actors I found!”
Sister Zhou looked at the "prehistoric savage" who was getting closer and closer to her and was so anxious that she was about to cry.
She was sleeping at home and was about to go out for a meal when she entered the mall. Who knew that the moment she opened the door, she would inexplicably enter this godforsaken place that looked like a primeval forest.
There was a commotion among the "primitive people". A tall male "primitive" was holding a stone and was about to throw it at Sister Zhou.
"Huff huff!"
At this moment, a loud roar came from behind the group.
Li Changbai shouted angrily, stopping the tall primitive man from attacking.
Then,
The "primitive people" took the initiative to make way.
Li Changbai strode over to Sister Zhou.
Right at this moment,
A cold metallic notification sounded in his mind.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host for successfully meeting Sister Zhou. The live broadcast system is activating for you…"
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