Invisible Acting Tough Is the Most Deadly!
The leader of Yuanmou had an extremely strong learning ability and an extraordinary ability to imitate.
However, they were prehistoric humans 1.7 million years ago.
No matter how talented he was in language, he was still a member of the primate species. His upper limit was not high!
Now, Professor Gu Nian suggested that Zhou Shuyi teach the leader of the tribe, Li Bai, the book 'Difficult Shu Paths'.
Zhou Shuyi felt that Professor Gu Nian was making fun of her, so she couldn't help but feel a little upset.
"Professor Gu, there are billions of people watching my livestream. As a respected scholar, your ridiculous suggestion is not appropriate.”
As the host, Sister Zhou could naturally see the popularity of the live broadcast room.
She could accept Li Changbai's request to be diligent and studious.
This ancestor of Yuanmou said that he liked poetry, and Sister Zhou could teach him some simple poems.
For example,"The bright moonlight before the bed is suspected to be the frost on the ground" or something like that.
No matter how uneven it is, it is also "parking and sitting in love with the maple forest at night, frosty leaves and February flowers."”Such a simple five-character and seven-character ancient poem,
The Great Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai's " Difficult Shu Road " had a total of 294 words!
Moreover, there were many uncommon words that were difficult to read!
If such an ancient poem was read by the prehistoric Yuanmou people 1.7 million years ago,
Isn't this funny?
It was no wonder that Streamer Zhou was angry.
"Ms. Johnson, you've misunderstood. I'm just asking you to ask for his opinion first before deciding whether you want to read this 'Difficult Shu Paths'.”
In the live broadcast, Professor Gu Nian wiped the sweat off his forehead and hurriedly explained.
"That was close, that was close. I almost lost my chastity in my later years!”
As she spoke, she did not forget to glare at her teacher, Cheng Qianfan.
"Teacher, it's all your fault. What kind of stupid idea did you come up with?”
It turned out,
Letting Li Changbai read " The Difficult Road to Shu " was the idea of Jin Ling University's and even the entire Chinese classical literature world's most powerful big shot, Professor Cheng Qianfan.
Hearing this, Sister Zhou was stunned. Then, she slowly said,
"Alright then, I'll ask Big Brother Yuanmou first.”
"F * ck, are we really going to let the ancestor of Yuanmou people read 'Difficult Shu Dao'?”
"Isn't this too forced? Just let Lord Ancestor read simple ancient poems like 'Spring Gaze' and 'Silent Night Meditation'. Don't make it so difficult…"
"Host, there are still billions of foreigners watching the live broadcast. Don't let them see you as a joke!”
"Those white-skinned pigs are both noobs and pretentious. They can't even pass our second-level Mandarin, let alone the ancient poem 'Difficult Shu Path'!”
"My friends from abroad said that 'Difficult Paths to Shu' is the final question of the Chinese Level 6 exam. Ordinary people can't learn it at all!”
"Streamer, please don't let our ancestor Yuanmou agree to it. It's already very impressive that he'll be affected by 'Climbing the Stork Tower.' He's a primitive man!”
“……”
On Facebook, Youtube, Little Blue Bird, and other foreign websites, those foreigners who watched Sister Zhou's live broadcast,
When he heard that the Chinese expert professor suggested that the streamer teach Yuanmou's "Difficult Shu Road",
All of them swarmed to China's live broadcast room to watch the show. They did not forget to mock and ridicule,
"Chinese people, are your experts and professors crazy? Do you know that the poem "Difficult Shu Road" by Li Bai is super difficult?”
"My brother took the Chinese Level 5 exam, but when he was taking the Level 6 exam, he came across this poem and didn't get it right because the teacher asked him to recite it in full. He couldn't recite it at all! It was too difficult! That was why he had failed the test!”
"You want Yuanmou to recite Li Bai's most powerful poem? I think you Chinese people are crazy!"
"Oh God, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Boys, is today April Fool's Day?”
"Give up, Chinese man, he's just a savage, a savage!”
"Xiba, this poem of Li Bai's has already been applied for cultural heritage in the Kimchi Nation. You are not allowed to use it on public platforms. Li Bai is the greatest poet in the Kimchi Nation!!!”
"The netizens from Kimchi Nation, f * ck you! bitch! The great poet Li Bai came from the Tang Dynasty era!”
" Let's cheer for this ancestor of Huaxia. He looks very confident."
“……”
Sister Zhou held a selfie stick and came in front of Li Changbai.
She looked into Li Changbai's eyes and said gently and calmly,
"Brother Yuanmou, you said you like ancient poetry. I can teach you, but…"
"But this poem of mine is very, very difficult to learn…"
"Are you still willing to learn?"
Afraid that Li Changbai did not understand, Sister Zhou explained to Li Changbai with robotic movements.
"I want to learn."
"I like poems very much."
Li Changbai's deep and thick voice once again spread throughout the live broadcast room.
"Oh my god, this savage actually agreed. He looks very serious.”
"Oh my God, do the Chinese want their ancestor to make a fool of himself in front of billions of people around the world? Hurry up and stop him!"
"This prehistoric savage actually accepted the challenge. Brothers, we wish him failure!”(form Eagle Sauce)
"Baka, China is going to lose face in front of billions of people this time. China's disgrace!”
“……”
"Alright, I'll teach you now."
Sister Zhou said helplessly. She knew that she couldn't persuade him, so she didn't.
"Come, put your hand here."
Sister Zhou pointed at her throat.
However, to everyone's surprise,
This time, Li Changbai did not listen to her.
Instead, he shook his head, indicating that he did not need it.
Sister Zhou's eyes widened as she looked at Li Changbai in shock.
"Nani, did our ancestor…evolve again?”
In the live broadcast room, all the netizens were shocked. Even Professor Gu frowned deeply.
Because he knew that Li Changbai, the leader of Yuanmou, used his palm to feel Sister Zhou's vocal cords to learn Chinese.
But now, Li Changbai rejected Sister Zhou's request.
" This…this…does this mean…"
In the next moment, the old professor, who had always been elegant and steady, widened his eyes.
Li Changbai pointed at his ear with his large hand covered in black hair.
"I-I-can-rely-on-this.”
Boom!
The live broadcast room exploded!
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