Mushroom Hut.
"Teacher Huang!"
"Teacher He!"
"It's live broadcast ~"
"Coming!"
After receiving the broadcast notification, Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Peng Yuchang also sneaked in.
They also wanted to see if this black-hearted little Daoist was as magical as Cheng Xiao had said.
Previously, he had also browsed the Short videos of " Catching Cheating Online " and " Cow Head Man ", but he always felt that it was a little unreal.
……
On the moss-covered bluestone road, a beautiful figure was struggling to carry a small suitcase.
It was Nai Xiao, who had returned.
Whoosh!
A golden figure suddenly appeared in front of him.
She was so frightened that she trembled!
It was the yellow weasel from the day.
However, after recalling Zhou Zhuo's words, she was no longer nervous.
She squatted down and poked its little face with her index finger.
"By the way, your fur color is so beautiful. It's golden yellow.”
Its fur was glossy and smooth, and it felt gray to the touch.
If the golden monkeys were nobles among monkeys, then the one in front of him was a pretty girl among ferrets.
Huang Xiaomei's black eyes were wide open, filled with disbelief!
This woman in front of him was too shameless.
He actually molested her?
Were all human girls so shy now?
"Squeak squeak squeak!"
"I don't understand what you're saying. By the way, don't you know how to speak?"
If I f * cking opened my mouth to speak, wouldn't I scare you to death?!
"By the way, what do I have to say to get you a title?”
“！”
Nine years!
Three years later, three years later.
Can I finally get a meal today?
Boohoo, excited.
Huang Xiaomei's eyes flashed with joy.
Then, he held his chin with his little paw and looked as if he was thinking seriously. After a long while, he raised his paw and pointed at the mountain.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak."
"Are you looking for a Daoist priest? Hmm…Let's go then!"
Just as Huang Xiaomei was about to run up the mountain, she realized that the fur on the back of her neck had been pinched and held in the girl's hand.
“？？？”
……
In Su Zhe's livestream.
'Beacon Fire Playing with the Vassals' rewarded you with a Carnival *1
'Beacon Fire Playing with the Vassals' rewarded you with a Carnival *1
'Beacon Fires Playing with Dukes' rewarded you…
Ten carnivals lit up in one breath.
'Beacon Fire Playing with the Duke': Thank you, Master, for the Thunderstruck Date Wood Five Mountains True Form Rune Wooden Tablet. The moment I hold it in my hand, I feel warm. Even if he didn't bring it with him, he would still feel the warmth of the sun at home, and the coldness of the past would be completely gone.
Su Zhe smiled at the camera.
"Thank you for the 10 Carnival Fiesta. Patron, you can wear it for a long time. I guarantee that you will get your wife pregnant within a month.”
The two of them had added each other on WeChat last night, saying that they wanted a talisman treasure.
In the morning, it was sent out by express delivery, and he had signed for it an hour ago.
Selling price: 1 million.
The Five Mountains True Form Talisman was very useful.
Some people write talismans to cure diseases, some seal talismans to exorcise ghosts and suppress evil, and some wear talismans to relieve disasters and stop disasters!
Put it at home to protect the house.
Wearing it on him could also play the role of a feng shui backer.
The most important thing was that it gathered the highest Yang spiritual energy of the five mountains and could nourish the bodies of the feudal lords who had lost their Yang qi.
The man was full of Yang qi and had a good body.
The live broadcast room was filled with joy.
Brother Fenghuo needs to find a wife first!
That's right, how could she get pregnant without a wife?
Fenghuo, you wouldn't go straight to the university town to find a female university student and ask her to give birth to your child for a million yuan after your relationship was frustrated, right?
I can afford 1 million, but I'm not a college student, okay?
Look at me, Brother Fenghuo. I'm super good-looking. I didn't use a knife. My genes are definitely good!
500,000 is enough. I won't pester you after giving birth.
Good fellow!
I'm a good guy.
The netizens were speechless.
It was just a joke, but who knew that business would really come!
Fenghuo smiled bitterly.
As for his wife, let fate take its course!
He would never spend money to find a university student to have a child with.
Su Zhe immediately muted a few people.
"The live broadcast room has been unsealed!"
"Today is the usual live fortune-telling.”
"Same old rules. One Wuyin No. 1, don't let me give you a full refund!”
"Including the 'your whole family is a murder', there are still two spots left.”
As soon as he finished speaking, two rockets shot up into the sky.
This surprised Su Zhe.
There were many free prostitutes on the Internet.
It was already difficult to get flowers and evaluation tickets, but now it was so straightforward (ü ▽ ? ~)?
If it was any other uploader, they would have to talk their way through the heavens to get it.
Of course, the exception was the beautiful live streamer, who could do it with just a whine.
Su Zhe quickly took screenshots of their names.
"There are only these three today…"
As soon as he finished speaking, another rocket flew into the sky.
'I'm the queen, shining with confidence' I've rewarded you with the number 1 *1
It was free.
The netizens were confused.
It was obvious that the Queen did not lack money.
“……”
The Heavenly Amplification Record started automatically. Su Zhe was speechless.
This guy was actually Yang Mi?
"Are you sure you want me to do it?"
Su Zhe gritted his teeth. This woman hadn't come to see him for a long time when she was busy.
Should he go to Hengdian to see her?
It was a good time to give her a break.
It would probably take him seven days to walk.
"What? Is Grandmaster afraid of this little girl?”
"Am I afraid of your 36D?”
"Humph! It doesn't count!"
There was something fishy about this!
It felt like someone familiar.
A friend of the Taoist priest?
His tone didn't sound like that of a normal friend.
" Let's welcome our first fan!"
Su Zhe was about to connect to 'Your Family Are Murderers' when a strange sound came from the courtyard.
"Please wait a moment, fickle netizens!"
He got up and walked over to open the door.
"Why are you back?"
"I came to the Taoist priest's house to stay the night."
The comments went crazy.
It was a female benefactor.
She looked like the female Bodhisattva who was going to sacrifice herself tonight!
Master, you're so lucky in love. Did you draw a talisman for me?
Huang Lei thought,'This voice is very familiar?
Only Yang Mi gritted her teeth.”
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