"Hello, beautiful. Let me introduce myself. My name is Xiao Tian, and people give me the nickname of the upright gentleman. Excuse me, do you want to make an appointment?"
After waiting for three days, he didn't expect a beauty to come. It seemed that Li Shiming still treated him as a brother. He knew that he was lonely in prison, so he sent him a beauty.
"How dare you speak to the Empress in such a manner. I will slap your mouth.”
Xiao Tian saw that behind the big beauty, there was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old beauty.
Wait…No, what was this little beauty called again? Empress? Empress Zhangsun, Zhangsun Wugou?
Xiao Tian did not say anything else and connected to the live broadcast room. However, he did not load the video into the live broadcast room. Instead, he said to the audience,""Everyone, please pay attention! Fortune is here, Fortune is here! The appearance of Empress Qiangu Yi. Hehe, she's definitely a great beauty! And you came all the way to see me! As long as the fish balls reach 1,000 kilograms, I'll stream it to you immediately. Those who don't have fish balls, go and top up!”
"The host is so shameless!"
"The host has no limits!"
"Alright, I've been threatened by the streamer. I'll give you all the fish balls!”
"Almighty Xiao, I'm a primary school student. What should I do if I don't have money to recharge?”
"I'll give you all the fish balls I've saved up for the past few days!”
Looking at the waves of fish balls, Xiao Tian felt that his decision was extremely wise. In less than a minute, he had obtained 1,000 kilograms of fish balls.
Seeing that Fish Ball weighed more than 1000 kilograms, Xiao Tian officially opened his livestream.
"A beauty! She was indeed a beauty. Fish Ball was not given to her for nothing!”
" I beg the host to accept Empress Zhangsun!"
"F * ck, the person above spoke my mind! It's best if you take both mother and daughter!"
"The person above is wrong. Let me explain to you that Gao Yang is not Empress Zhangsun's daughter but Shu Fei's daughter. Shu Fei is Yang Guang's daughter. Not only did Li Shimin steal Yang Guang's territory, but he also seized Yang Guang's daughter. Of course, the suggestion above was not difficult to implement. Empress Zhangsun also had a beautiful daughter called Li Lizhi, who was titled Princess Changle!”
"Bird/Beast!"
"Host, can you help me ask how Empress Zhangsun takes care of herself? Why is she prettier than me when we're about the same age?”
"Are you sure it's just a little prettier? Aunty, you're so good at boasting! Praise you!"
Seeing Xiao Tian staring straight at her, Empress Zhangsun revealed a trace of anger on her face, but she was actually quite happy. This meant that he was not old at all!
"You must be Xiao Tian? Just like what His Majesty said, he knew nothing.”Empress Zhangsun smiled gently at Xiao Tian, then said to a eunuch behind her,""Let him out. I'm here to take him away.”
The eunuch didn't dare to disobey and hurriedly came over to open the cell door.
"Pretty sister, are you here to take me away?”
Empress Zhangsun rolled her eyes at Xiao Tian.”With that, he walked out.
"Don't, beautiful sister, don't leave me!”Xiao Tian hurriedly chased after him.
"You're not allowed to call me Sister Beauty!" Empress Zhangsun feigned anger. What a disgrace!"
Xiao Tian chuckled, clearly not taking Empress Zhangsun's words seriously.
Following Empress Zhangsun, Xiao Tian finally had a chance to tour the huge palace. Along the way, there were groups of palace maids everywhere, making Xiao Tian's eyes dazzled. The horny students in the live broadcast room were even more addicted. On the surface, Xiao Tian seemed to be looking at the palace maids around him, but in fact, the corner of his eye never left Empress Zhangsun's perky butt.
Empress Zhangsun seemed to have sensed something and raised her foot to step on Xiao Tian's foot.
"Ayo!" Xiao Tian was admiring it when he suddenly covered his feet and jumped up. "Pretty sister, why are you stepping on me?”
"Hmph, be honest. Don't look around!”Empress Zhangsun lectured with a straight face.
"Hehe, then I won't look around. I'll only look at the beautiful sister.”
Empress Zhangsun rolled her eyes at Xiao Tian," Little fellow, tell me, what ability do you have to make Gao Yang lose his appetite after only seeing you once!”
"Well, I think it should be a manifestation of personal charm. It's like a piece of gold. No matter how long you bury it underground, as long as you dig it out and rub it, it will still shine.”
Puchi!
"Speak properly! Tell me what you're capable of. Writing poems doesn't count. That's just a small trick.”Empress Zhangsun said.
Xiao Tian thought for a moment, then said pretentiously,""There's nothing in this world that I don't understand!”
Empress Zhangsun chuckled. Then let me ask you, other than Chang'e and Jade Rabbit, who else lives on the moon?”
Xiao Tian was stunned for a moment before he laughed out loud,""Pretty sister, do you really think that Chang'e lives on the moon? In fact, the moon that we see is a big rock.”
"Pfft, big rock? Then let a stone float up to the sky for me to see.”Empress Zhangsun did not believe Xiao Tian's words at all.
"This is too profound, I can't explain it to you." Xiao Tian said helplessly.”
"Alright, then tell me yourself. Other than composing poetry, what else do you know?”Empress Zhangsun asked.
"I can sing! I'll sing 'Little Apple' for you!”Xiao Tian started singing as he spoke," I planted a seed, and it finally bore fruit. Today is a great day." I pluck the stars for you, I pluck the moon for you, I let the sun rise for you every day…"
In the beginning, Empress Zhangsun only felt that the tune was very strange, but it was still good. The lyrics were also very interesting. However, as she listened, Empress Zhangsun's face quickly turned red."You…you actually sang such a dirty song! Xiao He, hit him!"
The little beauty called Xiao He had been holding her breath ever since she saw Xiao Tian. Now that she was free, she finally had a chance. She pulled out a soft sword from her waist and said,"Pervert, I'm going to cut off your tongue/head.”
Seeing that things were not good, Xiao Tian turned around and ran away. Xiao He caught up with him with her soft sword. Empress Zhangsun, whose face was flushed with anger, ordered a few palace maids and eunuchs to surround Xiao Tian.
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