"Haha, Xiao Tian, this is your helper? I'll beat you up this time…Uh…Don't, don't, I was just joking!”
Seeing that both of them had stopped, Xiao He withdrew her sword from Fang Yi 'ai's neck and said coldly,""Next time you want to fight, you can do whatever you want after you leave the palace. But if you dare to fight in the Martial Virtue Hall, don't blame me for being rude.”
Fang Yi 'ai's sword was no longer around her neck, and her mouth started to sound cheap again,""Hey, you little girl, Xiao Tian and I are just playing. We have a good relationship! You don't understand men's matters. Go away. I'm catching up with Xiao Tian. I haven't seen him for a few days and I miss him.”
"F * ck off, get lost. Second Fang, do you know that because you dragged me to drink, I was almost beaten to death by your father? You still have the f * cking nerve to come and reminisce with me?”Xiao Tian thought about how he was almost killed by Old Fang a few days ago. He was filled with hatred!
"Hey, Xiao Tian, don't take it seriously. My father was just joking with you. He even said that he would beat me to death. You're lucky that you didn't get hit at all. Look at me, I was beaten thirty times by my father before I could get out of bed yesterday.”As Fang Yi 'ai spoke, she was about to take off her pants for Xiao Tian to see, but Xiao He placed her sword on her neck again, and she stopped awkwardly.
"F * ck, I'm not like you. You're Old Fang's son, can he really beat you to death?”Xiao Tian said angrily," Anyway, I'll remember this grudge. Go back and tell your father that I'll definitely take revenge!"”
"Haha, you want to take revenge on my father? Forget it, Xiao Tian. My father is cunning and cunning…No, he's a wily old fox. You're not his match. Why don't you beat me up again and I won't fight back?”
This was the first time Xiao Tian had heard someone call his father sinister and cunning. He was also drunk, and his resentment towards Fang Yi 'ai had dissipated quite a bit. A person who was not scheming and did not have any bad intentions could not be hated much.
"Forget it. I'm tired of beating you up!”Xiao Tian waved his hand magnanimously, and then…when Fang Yi 'ai was not paying attention, he punched Fang Yi' ai in the eye again. Only then did he feel that his anger had been appeased.
Fang Yi 'ai covered her already blue eyes, feeling wronged: ""Aren't you tired of beating me up?"
"It's worth it to be tired!" Xiao Tian said seriously.”
"Xiao Tian, I now believe that you can take revenge on my father. Because you're as cunning as him! Oh right, you're so sinister and cunning. Hurry up and help me come up with an idea!”As Fang Yi 'ai spoke, she looked at Xiao He with some misgivings and did not dare to continue. Instead, she said to Xiao Tian,""I'll look for you tonight. Let's have a long talk!”
A long talk? When Xiao Tian thought about his love for Fang Yi, the two of them kneeling face to face, their knees almost touching, he suddenly felt that there was no love in the entire world. "Kidnap your sister! If you have something to say, say it. Don't be so mysterious.”
"Alright, follow me!" Fang Yi 'ai dragged Xiao Tian to the corner. Seeing that Xiao He didn't follow them, she covered her mouth with her hand and whispered,""You have to help me with the matter of marrying the princess. I can't marry the princess. The person I like is Er Niu! After marrying the princess, she definitely won't let me take Er Niu as a concubine.”
Er Niu? Xiao Tian recalled the memories of this body. An image of thick arms, thick legs, and fair and fat appeared in his mind. He immediately gave Fang Yiai a thumbs up in envy and praised,"Second Fang, in the past, in my heart, other than your family background, you couldn't compare to me in anything else. But now, I realize that I was wrong.”
"Hehe, it's just so-so! I'm not as good as you say.”Fang Yi 'ai suddenly became a little shy, she secretly glanced in Xiao He's direction, and seeing that Xiao He was not eavesdropping on their conversation, she lowered her voice again,""I'll tell you secretly, but don't tell anyone else! Actually, I just feel that Er Niu is like my mother. She has meat all over her body, and it will probably be very comfortable to touch.”
"Brother Fang is wise!" Xiao Tian even changed the way he addressed Fang Yiai. Then, he patted Fang Yiai's shoulder."Don't worry, I'll help you with this! Wasn't she just a princess? Leave it to me. I'll force myself to help you marry the princess. How about that? If the princess wants to marry me no matter what, then your Old Fang can't force you to marry the princess, right?”
"This is a good idea." Fang Yi 'ai was a little silly, but she was not stupid. She immediately thought of the crux of the problem: "But the problem is, will the princess cry and beg to marry you? I've asked around and heard that Princess Gao Yang doesn't even want to marry me. How could she be willing to marry you? With your small body, although you have strength, your appearance is too bad.”
Xiao Tian's mouth twitched. He wanted to argue with Fang Yi 'ai about his appearance, but then he felt that it would be difficult to convince Fang Yi' ai. Although Fang Yiai's aesthetic perspective was a little problematic, it was a common problem in the early Tang Dynasty.
In the early Tang Dynasty, martial arts were advocated. Years of war made the people think that women only had a greater chance of surviving in troubled times if they found a strong man. Similarly, it was the same when looking for women. Tang Chao regarded fat as beauty. This fat was not a real fat man, but a plump woman.
However, if Princess Gao Yang and Er Niu were placed together and a man from the early Tang Dynasty were to choose one as his wife, at least two-thirds of them would choose Er Niu.
Although a pretty face was likable, marrying a wife was not just about looks. It also depended on whether the woman could give birth, work, manage the house, and support the family when the man was not at home. In this aspect, Er Niu could definitely beat Gao Yang.
Of course, if it was to take a concubine, then most of the men would still choose a pretty face and a devilish figure. This was the principle of marrying a wife and having concubines.
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