Xiao Tian was eager to improve his strength. If he had the strength, would he be locked up in prison?
The most direct way to increase one's strength was to increase one's level. To increase one's level, one needed Fish Ball. Fish Ball could only be obtained through live streaming.
Therefore, even though he was in prison, Xiao Tian did not forget to broadcast.
"Brothers, we meet again. As you wish, I'm now in prison. How is it? Is this cell dark and humid enough?”
"Streamer deserves it, who asked you to bully little sister Gao Yang! It's fine if you bully him, but the last thing you should do is not show us!”
"Almighty Xiao, you're just going to show us the prison? Let's have some fun, tease the jailer or something, or let us experience what torture is!”
"Streamer, Tang Chao isn't safe. It's better to come back!”
"That's right, streamer. According to my estimation, you won't live past this autumn!”
"The hand rose and the blade fell. Crack! Just thinking about it makes me feel good!"
"Stop your nonsense. The streamer is quite pitiful. First, she was almost beaten to death by Fang Xuanling, and now she's in jail. Can't you have some sympathy? Streamer, I support you. I'll give you all my fishballs!”
"Alright, what the previous poster said makes sense. Everyone, give the streamer some support. If the streamer accidentally dies, there won't be anything to watch in the future!”
Fortunately, there were still some conscientious viewers.
"I know everyone is blaming me, but I can't do anything about it. Think about it, if it were you guys, would you broadcast the scene of you being intimate with a girl to everyone? Perhaps some people would have such a hobby, but I, Xiao Tian, definitely don't. Back to the main topic, I'm hungry, so I'm going to broadcast a prison barbecue for everyone! This is the first time I'm grilling meat. If there's anything wrong with the program, you must let me know!”
Then, Xiao Tian first exchanged for a wooden stool from the system, a pile of firewood, and a skewered lamb leg. The lighter was too expensive, so Xiao Tian exchanged for a flint used in ancient times. It took him a long time to light the dry wood.
Fortunately, there was a vent in the cell. Otherwise, if Xiao Tian dared to do this, he would be poisoned to death by carbon dioxide!
Xiao Tian hummed a song while roasting a lamb leg according to the instructions of a kind-hearted audience member. Suddenly, he heard footsteps and looked up. It was Li Shiming!
Plop! Plop!
When the eunuchs saw Xiao Tian roasting the lamb leg, they immediately knelt down and kowtowed with all their might. This wasn't a prison of the Ministry of Justice, but a place where some special criminals were detained in the inner court of the Imperial Palace. Outsiders were not allowed to visit, but Xiao Tian was roasting a lamb leg. Where did it come from?
Once Li Shi Min was punished, everyone would be finished.
"You're here? Do you want to come in and eat together?" Xiao Tian greeted Li Shimin. After meeting Li Shiming once, Xiao Tian didn't feel anything strange about him.
However, even though he said that, Xiao Tian would not really put his life on the line. He had already prepared an Invisibility Charm, so if Li Shiming wanted to kill him, he could turn invisible and run away.
"Do you really think I won't kill you? Did you think that you could live just because Gao Yang pleaded for you? Also, where did you get these things? They don't have the guts to…cough! Cough!" Li Shiming coughed a few times before he could finish his sentence.
"Kill me? No way! I had intimate contact with Gao Yang. Wouldn't it be too cruel to kill me?”
Li Shi Min's mouth twitched, and he resisted the urge to beat him up. Thinking about it, the last time he wanted to hit someone was three years ago when Wei Zheng deliberately contradicted him during the morning assembly.
"Men, first, injure this shameless bastard for twenty…no, thirty strokes!”
When Xiao Tian heard this, he hurriedly said," Don't, don't. It's just a joke. Why are you so serious?" Come, I'll treat you to a lamb leg I roasted myself as an apology. How about it?”
When Li Shi Min heard this, how was this a talent? He was clearly a scoundrel.
However, humans were just that cheap sometimes.
Although Li Shiming looked angry on the surface, he was very curious about the way Xiao Tian talked to him. Immediately, he pretended to be disdainful and said,"Zhen wants to see how your lamb leg is roasted. I'll give you thirty strokes first. If the roasted lamb leg doesn't taste good, I'll give you double the punishment! Men, open the cell!"
" Your Majesty..." Wang De 'an was about to speak when he was glared at by Li Shiming. He quickly ordered his men to open the cell. Moreover, the moment the cell door opened, he entered the cell first and was on guard against Xiao Tian.
Li Shi Min strode into the cell and looked at the lamb leg. He frowned and said,"Is this your first time roasting? How can you roast a lamb leg like this? Fortunately, I came early.”
As he spoke, Li Shi Min snatched the lamb leg from Xiao Tian's hand. A short knife had appeared in his hand, and he quickly cut the lamb leg a few times.
Xiao Tian looked at it. Damn, what a good saber technique! Even if he had leveled up two levels, he would not be able to match this speed.
"What are you still standing there for? Fanning! Don't let the firewood smoke. I want a fire!"
"I'm talking to you. What are you doing?”Xiao Tian pointed at Wang De 'an.”
"You brat, stop ordering people around!" Li Shi Min glared at Xiao Tian and said,""You're not even willing to fan me? The last time I roasted a lamb leg for someone, it was back when we attacked Dou Jiande…Haha, at that time, Dou Jiande wanted to escape under the protection of dozens of personal guards, but he was targeted by me and Old Cheng. That fellow wanted to snatch the credit…"
Seeing Li Shi Min getting more and more excited, and the seven or eight eunuchs around him looking at him with admiration, Xiao Tian finally couldn't help but remind him,"Cough! Cough! Leg of lamb, leg of lamb!"
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