"So isn't it reasonable for the border guards to use more efficient agricultural mechas to grow crops?”
Chu Yun said.
He was calm and collected.
It was as natural as saying," You have to peel a banana first."
It was as if…
Instead, he asked General Mike in surprise,"Isn't it common sense to use mechas to farm? No way, no way! Don't tell me you don't even know this common sense!”
Such a teasing attitude!
The veins on General Mike's head were about to explode!
However, it triggered a wave of praise from the Dragon Country's netizens in the live broadcast room!!
Everyone posted comments in support of Director Chu Yun.
"Hahahahaha! Director Chu Yun was right! I'm really convinced! That's right, the soldiers and civilian staff in a border guard legion added up to nearly a million people! Could it be that these people usually did not eat, drink, or use anything? It's normal for a large army like this to purchase some equipment on the Internet ~"
"That's right, that's right, Pumei Country, you really don't have to be nervous! Actually, Director Chu Yun really didn't lie to you. In fact, it's very normal for you to farm, raise pigs, and cook. This way, you can save the expenses of the army. Moreover, you can eat the vegetables you grow without worry! Hahahahaha, General Mike must have never thought that our Dragon Country's army has been self-sufficient since ancient times!”
"Director Chu Yun is right. The people of the Dragon Country are farming maniacs! Not to mention my dad always likes to open up a piece of land wherever he goes, even I, who has never planted a piece of land before, always like to plant a piece of land to play in online games! He even set an alarm clock to collect the food at a fixed time! Hahaha, please call me Cyber Farmer!"
"That's right. Everyone in the Dragon Country is an expert who likes farming! Don't even talk about using mechas to grow vegetables in the army! Our Dragon Country's vegetables have been planted in outer space and in our space station! I still remember that when Chang'e 2 brought back the lunar soil, it said that the lunar soil could not grow crops. When that time came, many people were sad and ruined!”
"Look at General Mike's expression. That's the funniest expression I've seen today! He definitely didn't expect Director Chu Yun to not even make up a story this time! He was right to say the truth in a calm manner. Did the army not need to eat? Didn't the army need to farm? The result was obvious. Wherever there was a need for farming, there was a need for a rice transplanting-type agricultural mech (manual dog head)!”
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Just like what the netizens saw.
this time
General Mike was really furious!
He was already prepared for Chu Yun to come up with all kinds of wild and unconstrained stories again.
He was already focused on finding flaws in the answer.
However!
He had never expected this!
This time, Chu Yun did not beat around the bush or find a reason to go straight to the point. Wasn't it normal to grow vegetables with an agricultural mecha?”
this
He was speechless!
I thought I could disrupt Chu Yun's rhythm
However, he did not expect to disrupt his rhythm!
for a time
The flustered General Mike was a little incoherent.
"What is this? Was it normal for the army to grow vegetables? Is the military life in your Dragon Country so rich?”
"But f * ck! This was not the main point at all, alright? Mr Chu Yun! You don't think we'll believe you, do you? Do you really think that we would believe that the border guards bought the mechas just to grow vegetables?？”
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Facing the flustered General Mike.
Chu Yun did not panic at all.
Instead, he took out his phone and said slowly,
"As I said before, the Dragon Country is different from the United States. It doesn't have as good natural plains and unique farming conditions as the United States. So of course, the legions in the border areas have to grow their own vegetables to ensure self-reliance."
"It doesn't matter if you don't believe me. I happen to have a video on my phone from a military inspection a while ago. I'll show you the land that our soldiers grow. It's not inferior to the land that professional farmers grow!”
After saying that.
Chu Yun pressed a few buttons and projected the phone image on the big screen.
As expected, they were all randomly shot.
but
The video showed the grain fields planned by the army, and countless soldiers shuttled and busied themselves in them.
Some were responsible for transplanting, some were responsible for picking, and some were responsible for watering.
It looked like an agricultural skills competition!
however
This short video had already confirmed what Chu Yun had said.
The Dragon Country's army did have their own fields and even pig farms!
Farming was naturally not rare!
however
This was not what General Mike wanted to express at all!!
He was so angry that his beard stood straight!
He shouted at the top of his lungs,
“WTF!! Chu Yun! Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not suspecting that your army can grow vegetables, but I'm suspecting that you can use mechas to grow vegetables!!”
"Mecha! Mecha! The main point was the mecha! Who cares if you guys are farming or not!!!”
Puff!
Puhahahaha!
General Mike's hysterical reaction caused the United Nations to burst into laughter!!
The effect of this show was too funny!
Director Chu Yun's act of pretending to be confused had really fooled General Mike!
Especially when General Mike roared,"Mecha! Mecha! The main point is the mecha!" when
The representatives of the various countries present couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Hahahaha, I'm going to die of laughter today! He really didn't know if Director Chu Yun was doing it on purpose or not. He actually showed General Mike a video of the soldiers planting vegetables on the big screen! Hahahahaha, I feel like he's deliberately acting dumb! Director Chu Yun was so smart. Did he not know that Mike was concerned about the problem with that mecha?”
"There's an old saying in the Dragon Country that says it's rare to be muddle-headed! I didn't understand before, but now I do! It was much better to pretend to be confused than to be sober when necessary! Today, I have to praise the wisdom of the Dragon Country. The crystallization of their 5,000-year-old culture is really not something that a country without a historical background like ours can compare to! The culture of the Dragon Country is extensive and profound!"
"He really can turn the tide of the battle with just one sentence!! I was worried that Director Chu Yun really couldn't find a reason to continue lying, but I didn't expect that I was still too young! Director Chu Yun had used a fact to avoid the problem of the mech's usage! He even took back the initiative!"
"Hahahaha, brilliant! This move was too brilliant! Anyway, Director Chu Yun had already taken out the video to verify that the Dragon Country's army, especially the border guards, really needed to farm! Since there was such a demand, wouldn't it be reasonable to buy a rice transplant-type agricultural mecha in order to increase the efficiency of planting and increase the harvest? It's completely reasonable!"
"After killing Director Chu Yun, he has already killed General Mike, who had just come back from the dead. He has successfully led this matter to an unprovable area. In that case, all US accusations were invalid under the premise that they could not prove how the armor they bought would be used!”
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Everyone was convinced by Chu Yun's wisdom!
As expected of the Director of National Defense of the Dragon Country for so many years
There really was something in her stomach!
Facing General Mike's hysterical question,
Chu Yun said something that broke Mike's defense.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, Mr. Mike. I didn't understand your request. I thought you wanted to see the life of our Dragon Country's army farming, but I didn't expect you to only want to see a video of this agricultural mecha being used for farming.”
"I'm afraid I can't satisfy you on this point.”
Director Chu Yun spread his hands and said with a smile,
" Because that mecha is still in Lin Xian's farm machinery factory and has not been transported to our border defense military region. Naturally, we can't use this mecha to plant rice seedlings or cultivate the land for you to see."
"However, I will remember this. After I return to China, I will go to the border defense military area to investigate. When the time comes, I will definitely record the scene of this mech prototype planting rice in the fields for you to see! Just pay more attention to your email when you go back.”
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Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Chu Yun's humorous words caused everyone to laugh wildly.
He had been played and humiliated continuously!
General Mike's face had already turned green!!
It's so shameful
The people of the Dragon Country were really too cunning!
He did not expect that he would still be fooled by them even though he had such solid evidence!!
however
General Mike slanted his eyes and looked at the scene on the big screen behind him.
Lin Xian was communicating with the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.
However, General Mike remembered what Lin Xian had just said.
Lin Xian's solemn promise just now!
After selling this one and only prototype, he would also sell 1000 pre-sales slots for the rice transplanting-type agricultural mech, the mass-produced mech!
Things like pre-sales
It was very common in all walks of life.
In fact, it was just that the delivery time was a little late. Other than that, it was no different from normal shopping.
so
General Mike narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists.
"I believe that the other armies of the Dragon Country's military will definitely fight for these 1000 pre-sales spots!”
"After all, I know too much about the military. All the military branches and military regions are competitors! When the other military regions saw that the border guards had snatched the prototype, they must have been anxious to death! I'm just waiting to grab the mass production machine that will be pre-sold later."
"So hehe"
Mike revealed a sinister smile.
He has already planned it out
In a while, when Lin Xian's rice transplanting-type agricultural mecha was mass-produced, there would definitely be many, many Dragon Country military accounts snapping it up!
These could be checked in the purchase record!
Then he could question Chu Yun.
It was understandable that the border defense army used mecha to farm and be self-sufficient.
After all, the garrison environment of the border defense army is indeed relatively poor, and there is no suitable farmland. Therefore, it is barely reasonable to use the transplanting-type agricultural mech-type mass-produced land.
However…
The other normal military services would not need to use mechas to farm, right?？
Except for the border guards
The other military services of the Dragon Country were stationed in the plains!
When Lin Xian had just released the mecha, the Dragon Country representative had also admitted that this mecha was not made for plains, but was tailor-made for mountainous and hilly areas!
that is
The Dragon Country had already admitted--
Transplanting-type agricultural mecha were not suitable for farming activities in the plains!
therefore
Under such circumstances!
If other Dragon Country military organizations appeared on the pre-sale list of 1000 mass-produced machines! For example, the Army, the Rocket Army, the Field Brigade, and so on. That was equivalent to the Dragon Country's words contradicting themselves! He was slapping his own face!
so
General Mike stood up again! He stared at the big screen!
He was waiting for that moment
By the time the major military regions of the Dragon Country began to frantically buy the transplant-type agricultural mech-mass production machine,
It was when the Dragon Country fell into a trap and he, as the Milijian Eagle, killed them!!!
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On Chu Yun's side.
Naturally, they thought of the same question as Mike.
just
The real name purchase of the Dragon Country's border guards had already cheated him.
Would he allow this to happen a second time?？
Would he fall twice in the same place?？
He had to prepare and warn those blockheads in the military region in advance!
so
He quickly called his secretary over and whispered into her ear,
" Immediately give an order to the generals of the military region-"
"In a while, if you want to buy Lin Xian's pre-sold mecha, you can, but!! He had to clear all his official accounts! The official certification was removed! Then, he would post some videos of them posing as real farmers!”
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The secretary instantly understood what Director Chu Yun meant!
"Director Chu! This move of yours can really be said to be killing three birds with one stone!”
"It also allows our Dragon Country's army to legitimately buy mechas. Because the official certification has been removed, the US side will not be able to find out. At the same time, these military accounts are disguised as farmers, which increases the credibility of our words!”
Chu Yun smiled.
It was killing three birds with one stone:
"That's right. I want these military accounts to pretend to be farmers and buy mechas!”
"Next, we have to test the acting skills of these military comrades."
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