1. ID I'm a Farmer-97 units successfully pre-ordered.
2. ID A Farmer-93 units successfully pre-ordered.
3. ID Good Comrade Farmer-91 units successfully pre-ordered.
4. ID Farmer Tanaka-76 units successfully pre-ordered.
Looking at these awkward purchasing IDs…
Chu Yun almost couldn't breathe! His lungs were about to explode from anger!
This group of blockheads from the military region
Can't you be more careful when you're pretending to be farmers!
Have you ever seen a farmer's account with such a straightforward name?
this
This was simply a thief shouting to catch a thief! There was no silver here!
Chu Yun trembled as he held the thermos cup.
He was really helpless against his students and subordinates!!
Are you going to say that they are disobedient?
That was not the case!
These guys were really very obedient and carried out orders seriously. Moreover, their execution was very strong!!
He had just ordered them to remove all the official accounts 'certification.
These generals moved very quickly!
All the accounts in front of him had their official certification removed!
It was the same as an ordinary personal account!
then
He also said that he would let them delete all the previous movements related to the army
They also deleted it completely!
Other than the lame name, no one could tell that these purchasing accounts were originally military accounts!
but
If you insist on saying that the weakness of this camouflage operation
That was definitely a ridiculous name!
The original names of these accounts were very official. They were called Dragon Country Army, Dragon Country Missile Army, Dragon Country Special Combat Brigade, and so on.
These military generals also took their words seriously.
'Camouflage' had to be more thorough!
Then he would definitely have to change his account name!
Oh, since the director wants us to disguise ourselves as farmers, we'll change the account names to IDs related to farmers!!
Chu Yun was very confident. This was the thinking of the honest generals in the military.
"Ah!"
Chu Yun sighed helplessly, feeling an unprecedented exhaustion.
however
Good or bad.
the current situation
It was much better than saying that these guys had used their original military account to buy it, right?
Not good enough, but more than good
however
It was different from Chu Yun's anger and disappointment when he saw these purchase lists.
The netizens in the live broadcast room saw this strange name
He really burst out laughing!
Laughing until his stomach hurt!
The kind that rolled on the ground laughing.
"Ahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter. Which ghost came up with these names? It was obvious that this was not the account of a farmer uncle! Please don't make it so fake! Moreover, each of these accounts had pre-ordered a large number of rice transplanting-type agricultural mechs-mass-produced mechs. It was obvious that these were not the personal accounts of the farmers!”
"I have to say that the thinking of soldiers is actually very straightforward! From this extremely straightforward change of ID, it can be seen that the soldiers of our Dragon Country are really simple and honest! He was very honest! But hahahahaha, I admit that the moment I saw these names, I was really dumbfounded!”
"At this point, do we really need to guess when we see these names? I can guess this even if I use my ass to think. These names are very awkward, and they emphasize that they are farmers. The purchasing accounts that are active and generous are definitely the official accounts of the military! Their purpose was nothing more than not wanting to expose their true identities like the previous border guards of the Dragon Country!”
"I am a farmer, good comrade farmer, farmer Tanaka, especially the last ID! Hahahahaha, are you trying to laugh me to death and inherit my flowers? How did Farmer Tanaka come up with such a name? Was the inspiration from Green Flower in the Army?？”
"Ahem, I can only say that it's a good thing that foreigners can't understand Chinese with these fake account IDs. Otherwise, he would have been seen through at a glance! It couldn't be any more fake, it was fake to the extreme!! I can see that our Director of National Defense, Chu Yun, has really tried his best. However, the effect has completely deviated from his original idea!”
at this moment
The Defense Director of the United States on the United Nations stage, General Mike
At this moment, he was in an extremely confused state!
this
What was going on?
Why was it completely different from what he had imagined?？
He had just vowed that there would be official accounts of the various military regions of the Dragon Country among these purchasing accounts!
but
Forget about the official account of the military region.
He didn't even have a verified account!!
Not a single one!
hiss
General Mike gasped.
This was too wrong!
It was said that there were no fish in the purest water. There must be something fishy about this! He absolutely did not believe that so many generals in the Dragon Country's military region were not interested in this rice transplanting-type agricultural mech-mass production machine!!
..................
At this moment.
The chairman of the United Nations has finished looking at the list of purchasing accounts in his hand.
Then, he pushed up his glasses and said to General Mike,
"Mr. Mike, we respected your request just now and extracted all the accounts that purchased the pre-sale transplanting type agricultural mech-mass production machine."
"According to our screening, a total of 39 accounts managed to secure these 1000 pre-sale mechas. Among them, there were some large orders of dozens of mechas.”
"But we can be sure-"
"Among all the accounts purchased, none of them are verified by the Dragon Country's military! Therefore, your speculation that the Dragon Country is transferring firearms to the army is not true!!”
The chairman made a fair conclusion.
but
General Mike was completely unconvinced!
He pointed to the accounts with the word "farmer" in their names from top to bottom on the big screen.
He said doubtfully,
"I have a suggestion! Why don't we open these purchasing accounts one by one and then take a good look at their movements to analyze whether these accounts are real farmers or fake farmers in disguise!”
"I now suspect that these accounts are all disguised by the Dragon Country's military! And the actual controller of these accounts, as well as the ultimate buyer of these transplanting-type agricultural mechs-mass-produced machines, was still the Dragon Country's military!!”
General Mike's words made the Dragon Country netizens feel a little uneasy.
However, seeing how insistent he was.
The chairman of the United Nations agreed to his request, so he clicked on the dynamic list of the I'm a Farmer account in order.
This account had purchased a total of 97 sets of rice transplanting-type agricultural mechs, mass-produced mechs!
He was really a big customer of the nouveau riche level!
however
There was only a pitiful post in the status bar of this account:
This comment was accompanied by a picture.
The text was:
Hoeing the crops at noon, sweat dripping down the soil!
And the accompanying picture
It was a scene of a half-naked farmer waving a hoe in the field!
It was very artistic.
It matched the charm of this poem.
but
God damn it!
When Director Chu Yun saw this picture, he really wanted to retire on the spot!!
The person in the accompanying photo was waving his head.
He wasn't an old man in his sixties or seventies!
Instead, it was a young man in his 20s who was strong and tall!!
The " young farmer " in the picture had very beautiful muscles! His body was straight and full of vitality! His entire body exuded a tough and upright aura!!
this
What the f * ck! This temperament, this body, this body of muscles, how could he be a farmer!？
Chu Yun really did not believe it himself!!
therefore
When General Mike first saw this picture, his eyes were really scared out of their sockets.
"This is a farmer? Look into my eyes and say it loudly!! Is this a farmer from your Dragon Country?"
"Ahem, yes, it's a relatively strong and younger farmer.”
Chu Yun stammered.
This was really too difficult and ridiculous!!
but there is no way
He couldn't possibly admit that he was a soldier, right?
"Mr Chu Yun! Nonsense! It was not difficult to tell that the young man in the picture was definitely a soldier from his stance!!!”
General Mike was really going crazy!
What was wrong with this world?
Why did everyone become blind? Why did everyone start to lie through their teeth?？
How could a farmer stand so straight!？
A farmer could even goose-step while hoeing!？
however
Faced with such strong evidence!
Chu Yun, the director of the Dragon Country's National Defense Department, still refused to admit it.
"No, no, no, you can't talk nonsense, Mr. Mike!”
Chu Yun warned seriously,
"This is the Lianhe National Stadium! Everything you say here needs evidence and responsibility!”
"What evidence do you have to assume that this handsome young man is a soldier? Let me tell you, this is the so-called prejudice!! Why did the image of a farmer have to be a hunched, old, and toothless farmer? Why couldn't he be a sunny and handsome young man!？”
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Chu Yun's pestering and blatant lie confrontation
General Mike was really speechless!
evidence
Did he need evidence?
There was no farmer in the world who had such good muscle lines, a height of 188 cm, and a standard figure who could even walk in goose-step when hoeing!
Impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
This picture was obviously taken at the last minute!!
but
This was the problem!
Even though General Mike was 100% sure that his guess was correct, even though he clearly knew that Chu Yun was pretending to be confused and was twisting logic!
but
After all, there was no evidence!
Without evidence, there was no way to refute!!
Seeing this scene to vent my anger
The netizens from the Dragon Country in the live broadcast room were all laughing uncontrollably.
"Aiya, mom, I can't take it anymore. I really can't laugh anymore, my family!! What kind of genius creators are these! Could this video be any faker?!？I feel that what General Mike said is not wrong at all. How can there be such a perfect farmer in this world!？I'd believe it if you said that such a tall, handsome, and well-built little brother was the flag bearer of the square!”
"Oh my god, look at this little brother's abs! It was too perfect and standard! Moreover, this perfect golden ratio figure of 188cm was simply selected from the flag class!？Cough cough, it seemed that these military accounts had really put in some effort to disguise themselves as farmers, but it wasn't much!”
"Yes, I can see that they also want to play the role of a farmer and make this account more suitable for the rural atmosphere. That's why they thought of shooting such a scene! It was just that at this time, they shouldn't use the selection criteria of the National Flag Class to select actors!! Couldn't they just let the old chef in the kitchen or the second uncle at the door come up and act as himself!？”
"Wow, this military account. I really don't know which military region set it up. There was really something, but not much! I feel like Director Chu Yun is about to die of anger. He originally wanted to use these military accounts to disguise himself and avoid the trap. But he didn't expect this at all! This was simply digging a hole for himself!”
"My heart aches for Director Chu Yun. Actually, you can't blame those generals for this. They're definitely first-class soldiers. However, they were really not good at these petty things! After all, our Dragon Country's army has always paid attention to sincerity, responsibility, courage, and responsibility! They were born to not lie or fake things. This disguise operation was really making things difficult for them!”
.................................
It had to be said.
The acting skills of these soldiers were really terrible!
General Mike was silent for a while and felt that he could not take advantage of it, so he opened the next account.
This is an account called Tanaka Farmer
Coincidentally!
There was also a new post in this account!
The text was:
Life is about movement! A beautiful day begins with plowing!
There was also a short video below!
After clicking on it, everyone gasped!
that's
It was a muscular young man! It was a scene of him sprinting wildly in the field like a cow pulling a plow!
Everywhere I pass
All of them drew a few deep ravines on the ground!!
Boundless strength!
Extremely violent!
“............”
“............”
At this moment, no one spoke.
Chu Yun's hand that was holding the thermos cup trembled even more, and tears streamed down her face.
The Dragon Country netizens were also in tears!
General Mike turned his head.
He stared at Chu Yun with an extremely distorted expression as if he was looking at an alien. He said in an extremely uncomfortable manner,
"You f * cking call this a farmer!？!？”
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