It was only nine o'clock.
There was still half an hour before work.
This kid came quite early.
It seems like he felt the pressure from me. Is he rushing the manuscript?
At least he knew what to do.
Yang Mi stood at the door for a few seconds.
He walked into his office.
As time passed…
More and more employees started to clock in for work.
The work station was gradually filled.
Yang Mi finished dealing with the matter at hand.
She raised her head to take a look.
Jiang Yu had yet to return.
The work station was empty.
Yang Mi frowned.
Where the hell did this kid go?
She picked up her phone and sent a message to Jiang Yu using her private WeChat.
Yang Mi: Where are you?
The other party replied immediately.
Jiang Yu,"I'm pooping."
Yang Mi: When did you go to the toilet?
Jiang Yu,[I just squatted down.]
Yang Mi: Bullshit! You weren't at your desk at 9 o'clock!
Yang Mi: It's already 9:40!
Yang Mi: You've pooped for 40 minutes and you're still not done?
Jiang Yu replied,[The men's toilets are all full. I've been queuing up.]
Yang Mi was speechless.
Yang Mi: Is he the only male employee on this floor?
Yang Mi: Which queue are you in?
Jiang Yu wondered,"Could it be that a female employee sneaked into the men's restroom?"
Yang Mi: Get lost!
……
10 minutes later.
Yang Mi saw Jiang Yu return to his work station.
It was now 9:50.
9:30 am.
Forget it!
Just take it that he had been dawdling for the past 20 minutes.
It wasn't that he couldn't tolerate it.
Everyone had their moments of procrastination.
Let's understand each other.
Yang Mi originally thought that Jiang Yu was going to start working.
But…
She was wrong.
Jiang Yu sat down for less than two minutes.
He took the thermos flask and slowly walked to the pantry.
The tea that was brewed in the morning had already turned cold.
He needed to brew a new cup of tea.
Wash the cups, wipe the cups, put in the tea leaves, pour hot water…
Five minutes passed when he returned to his work station.
He wiped the table, the computer, and the keyboard with a tissue…
Another five minutes passed.
Water the plants, turn on the moisturizer, change the water for the turtle in the fish tank…
Another five minutes passed.
After all these miscellaneous matters were done.
It was now 10:20 in the morning.
Finally…
Jiang Yu finally placed his hand on the keyboard!
The sound of typing could be heard outside.
Yang Mi heaved a sigh of relief.
He finally started writing!
It was really difficult for him to stop working.
In the next second…
Yang Mi's phone lit up.
Someone tagged her in the Fish-Catching Group.
Jiang Yu,[@ Lin Xiaoyu, you said you had Sister Mi's melons last night?]
Jiang Yu: @ Lin Xiaoyu, please start your performance.
Yang Mi, who was in the office, was speechless.
Motherf * cker!
His actions were as fierce as a tiger.
Was he in the chat group?
Jiang Yu said.
The others were also blasted out.
Zhang Yunlong: Melon? What melon?
Chen Feifei,"Sister Mi, do you have any melons?"
Zhang Binbin: @ Lin Xiaoyu, are these melons ripe?
Dai Si: @ Lin Xiaoyu, wait for the melons to explode!
Reba: Wow ~ Melon!
Reba: I'm suddenly hungry, boohoo…
Huang Mengying,"Hehe, the early bird gets to eat melons!"
Zhu Xudan: @ Lin Xiaoyu, is Sister Mi going to act in a new drama?
Zhuang Dafei: Blind guess-Mi Jie was photographed by the paparazzi again when she went shopping.
Jiang Yu: @ Lin Xiaoyu
Lin Xiaoyu: I'm busy, I don't have time!
Jiang Yu was speechless.
Lin Xiaoyu: " I really envy you guys. You guys are so free."
Lin Xiaoyu: I'm the only one working hard to move bricks (crying)
Jiang Yu: Why do you have to work hard?
Lin Xiaoyu thought, How can I earn money if I don't work hard?
Jiang Yu,"There's something wrong with your thinking, Ah Yu."
Lin Xiaoyu was speechless.
Jiang Yu: 'Seriously going to work and being honest isn't earning money at all.'
Jiang Yu,"That's called exchanging labor for remuneration."
Jiang Yu: Only by slacking off at work and slacking off can you earn money from the boss.
Lin Xiaoyu was speechless.
Jiang Yu,"Take paid pooping for example."
Jiang Yu,"As long as you insist on pooping for 10 minutes every day, you'll get an extra 5.5 days of annual leave every year."
Jiang Yu thought, This is what it means to earn money.
Jiang Yu,"That's why you can't get rich by working hard, but you can by fishing."
Lin Xiaoyu,"You're just not working hard and looking for excuses."
Jiang Yu,[I'm fighting against capital.]
Jiang Yu: " Capital and managers want to see us like this the most. Everyone will keep working hard and then be content with the status quo.
Jiang Yu: " If we don't work hard and are content with the status quo, the capital and managers will panic.
Zhang Yunlong,"F * ck, you're right!" There was nothing wrong with it!
Huang Mengying,[Listening to you is better than listening to you.]
Reba: I want to quit the industry ~ I want to ruin it ~
Zhu Xudan: " Brother Yu is indeed a screenwriter. He's quite something."
Zhang Binbin,[Indeed, hard work has nothing to do with returns…]
Zhuang Dafei said,[I don't even want to take the script anymore…]
Chen Feifei: Me too…
Zhang Binbin thought,[It's still better to fish…]
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