"Our IRS is also known as the Internal Revenue Service. In short, we collect taxes!”
"Collecting taxes? What do you mean? Do you want to collect taxes from me?”
Ruan Dazhong was stunned.
I'm just a pickpocket, and I still have to pay taxes to the National Revenue Service?
This sounded a little ridiculous!
Su Yi smiled and said,"You steal dozens of mobile phones from tourists every month, and there are countless wallets and jewelry. Is it too much to ask you to pay taxes?"”
Through their conversation, Ma Mengmeng finally understood.
No wonder she said that Su Yi had to follow this person closely. It turned out that he was a pickpocket.
But then again...
How did Su Yi know that this person was a pickpocket?
Could it be that he had done some research beforehand?
Seeing that his identity as a pickpocket had been exposed, Ruan Dazhong was shocked at first, but he quickly concealed his expression and replied disdainfully,""Sir, if you say that I stole, then so be it. This is the Eaglejam Nation, and everything needs evidence. If you accuse me like this, I'll sue you for slander!”
"Is that so? The jade pendant and wallet with 500 dollars you got today are still in your apartment building at 9th Street, 46, right? Do you want me to bring someone to search it?”
The tax system had comprehensive information about the person who paid the tax, so Su Yi could accurately point it out.
"You…"
Ruan Dazhong's face flushed red. He had obviously been stabbed.
"Also, on December 3rd, you stole an iPhone 13. The owner is a tourist from the United States named Song Liner.”
" December 4th, a stolen Huawei P50. The owner is a Chinese tourist named Zhang Tian.”
" December 5th…"
Su Yi did not say a single date or item, and Ruan Dazhong's expression became even uglier.
Ma Mengmeng was even more shocked.
Forget about the previous few corrupt police officers.
Now, even this pickpocket had been investigated in such detail by Su Yi?
" According to the law of the Federation, if the stolen value is more than 250 dollars, it is enough to sentence you to two years in prison.”
"If it's worth more than 50,000 dollars, it's a first-degree crime. The maximum sentence is more than ten years.”
"I'm afraid that the crimes you've committed now are not just 50,000 dollars. How about this, why don't you try challenging the IRS and see if we have the ability to send you to jail for the rest of your life?”
If the police department caught Ruan Dazhong…
Even if he had the evidence that Su Yi had mentioned, as long as Ruan Dazhong could afford a lawyer, there was a high chance that he could be given a lighter sentence.
After all, theft was only a minor crime compared to other crimes.
However, it was different in the hands of the IRS.
Let's put it this way.
Even if you stepped on an ant on the street, the IRS could package the ant as a national first-class protected animal and make you face the crime of killing a protected animal.
This was the terrifying aspect of the IRS!
Ruan Dazhong could no longer maintain his composure.
For Su Yi to be able to describe the crimes he had committed in such detail, he must have grasped all the evidence.
If he continued to resist, he would definitely not end well.
"Sir, may I make a call?”
"Fight!"
Su Yi was eager for him to ask for help.
If he could call for their protection like those prostitutes did yesterday, not only would he be able to make another contribution, but he would also be able to earn more money.
It was simply wonderful!
Ruan Dazhong walked to the side and took out his phone to dial a number.
Very quickly.
A voice came from the other end of the phone."What is it, Brother Dazhong?"
" It's like this, Officer Levi. I'm in some trouble…"
"In my jurisdiction, who would have the guts to find trouble with you? Are you tired of living?”
Hearing the sound of protection from the other end of the phone, Ruan Dazhong, who was originally upset by Su Yi, felt a little better.
The police force was second only to the FBI and CIB in the Eagle Country.
The so-called IRS should give him some face, right?
Thinking of this, Ruan Dazhong quickly complained,""Officer Levi, it's someone called the IRS department. He wants to collect taxes from us. You said he's here to collect taxes from us pickpockets. What's the matter?”
"Wait…what did you just say? What department?”
"What's wrong, Officer Levi?”
At the same time.
In a coffee shop in downtown Philadelphia.
Officer Levi, who was holding the phone with one hand and a cup of coffee with the other, heard the words 'IFRS'. His right hand trembled and the coffee spilled on the table.
Then, he roared,"You bastard, how did you provoke these people? Don't kill me!"”
"Ah, Officer Levi, so what if it's the IRS? What's so great about a tax collection department?”
Ruan Dazhong was puzzled.
Officer Levi wasn't usually like this.
When he was drinking with them, he said that in his jurisdiction, the FBI and CIA would not be able to do anything.
Why are you so scared when you're at the IRS?
"Collect your mother's taxes. Let me ask you, you bastard, have you ever mentioned my name to the IRS?”
"I…I did…"
Ruan Dazhong didn't dare to hide anything and replied with a trembling voice.
"You bastard, I'm really going to be killed by you later!”
"Officer Levi, what should I do?”
"If the IRS wants you to pay taxes, you better pay them. Otherwise, even the gods can't save you!”
"Ah, Officer Levi, hey, hey…"
Ruan Dazhong wanted to continue asking, but the other end had already hung up. He could only put on a bitter face.
"How is it? Are you done?"
Ruan Dazhong regained his senses and replied,""Sir, how much tax do I have to pay?”
Even Officer Levi was so afraid of the IRS. How could he dare to continue resisting? He could only prepare to admit defeat.
"Since the tax reform on December 3rd, you have earned a total of 7098 US dollars illegally. According to the federal tax rate requirements, you need to pay a 10% tax rate, which is 709.8 US dollars.”
"709.8 dollars…I can pay this tax, but sir, what I want to know is that after I pay the tax, will the IRS still try me for my crimes?”
"Do you really think that the IRS has so much free time? As long as you're willing to pay taxes, the police department should worry about breaking the law. What does it have to do with us?”
"Alright, alright, alright. I'll pay, I'll pay the tax!”
Ruan Dazhong was relieved when he heard that he would not be held accountable for breaking the law.
Next.
Su Yi took out a tax receipt and handed it to Ruan Dazhong."Take the tax receipt and pay it at our branch office in Chinatown.”
"Alright, I'll go now!"
"Wait!"
Even a fresh flower, an evaluation ticket, or a monthly ticket would do…
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