" I..." Delisa was instantly exasperated." I can't jump high enough! Do you see this 152-kilogram Judas 'Pledge? I'll lift him up like a feather! Jumping three meters was a piece of cake!”
Keng Huo's gaze became strange. In his mind, a short figure jumped three meters high and waved a pair of garden shears to cut branches. He jumped and cut branches.
Gradually, Teresa's figure overlapped with a certain plumber who always wore overalls and a red hat. His hobby was to jump three meters high and hit his head against a brick.
"I feel like you're thinking about something very rude.”" You want to experience my Hoom Flying Kick?" Teresa's teeth kept grinding.”
"No!" " I was just thinking that the headmaster would take care of the plants in the garden himself. That's a very loving gesture. Especially at night when you're trimming and quietly cleaning up the mess for the students who didn't finish their duty properly, giving us a beautiful and peaceful learning environment. It's really respectable.”
"Yes." Delisa nodded with satisfaction." It seems that Teacher Keng understands my good intentions.”
"Himeko, if our school opened a bootlicking department, I think Teacher Keng would definitely be the head of the department, and the kind that would directly be a full professor.”Kiana and Yoshiko whispered in each other's ears." He didn't really get into our school by sucking up, did he?”
Himeko smiled." Ah, Mr. Keng is indeed talented in this area. However, he was recruited by the school director. I don't know anything else."”
" So, you got in by sucking up to your period…" Kiana whispered, secretly glancing at Keng Huo to see if he had noticed." It feels like these two are singing in unison, as if they have rehearsed it well."”
"Well, but this way, my mood seems to have improved a lot.”Kiana's eyes lit up." Oh right! There was something that her period would definitely like!”
"Aunt, Aunt! Guess what Keng Huo showed me today? The latest 37th volume of " Hoom's Adventures ", the one that will be released tomorrow! He had a way to get it in advance! Let's watch it together!"
Keng Huo's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
" The Great Adventure of Hoom?" Delisa's eyes suddenly flashed with excitement, but she quickly suppressed it and put on a dignified look." What is it? I've never heard of it."
"Eh? " Aunt, I saw a full set of " Mmmm " in your office last time…" Before Kiana could finish her sentence, Teresa quickly covered her mouth.
" Oh, so you're talking about the birthday present I'm going to give you." Teresa forced a smile, and only Kiana could see the threat in her eyes." I remember now, Aunt Mencius didn't know about this before. She asked the students in the school what kind of gifts they liked, and then she decided to buy it as a birthday present for you. But since you've found out, I'll give you another birthday present."”
Then Teresa quickly said to Kiana in a voice that only the two of them could hear,"If you dare to continue, you'll have to copy the school rules ten times!”
Kiana was silent for a while, then suddenly said,""Then are you really not going to watch your period?”
" I'm not interested in these things that only children like," Teresa replied through gritted teeth.
" Ahem…" Himeko coughed twice with a complicated expression." Teresa, I have something I don't know how to say…Alright, actually, it's not a secret in the school that you like to read the Hoom series of comics.”
“？!”Delisa's expression instantly became incomparably shocked." You…you're talking nonsense!”
" Sigh…" Himeko pressed her hand on her smooth forehead, feeling a headache coming on." If you had been a little more discreet when you were peeking at the manga during every meeting, I think no one would have noticed."”
“？!”Delisa's expression instantly became stunned.
" Also... please don't lock your office and secretly read manga under the pretext of dealing with confidential documents..." Himeko revealed another shocking piece of news." Your secretary has complained more than once that the school head has been hiding in the office reading manga for the entire afternoon, and she was the one who approved the documents.”
" Besides…it's not the first time you've been fed like a child by the students in the school…Don't be so concerned about the dignity of the school principal…" Himeko added in a low voice," Anyway, this kind of thing doesn't exist at all…"
Teresa's face instantly flushed red.""Enough! Don't say anymore!"
" There's nothing wrong with reading manga, but please don't use the library's public funds to buy manga again…" Himeko seemed to have made a difficult decision as she spoke slowly.
"I just like reading comics! Why can't I see it! I want to read comics! Reading comics! Reading comics!" Teresa shouted as if she had lost her mind." So what if you like to read comics! After I finished reading it, I put it in the library as a public book! He didn't take it for himself! The students also liked it! I don't have a salary, how can I afford a comic!”
This time, it was Keng Huo's turn to interject." That's because the students heard that those comics were secretly placed in the library by their cute little school principal, so they rushed to borrow them. Now, it has become something like a little library egg or proof of the European King. You don't even know how high the rent of a Hoom comic that you put in the library can be auctioned off among the students."
"Ah?" Teresa's expression instantly froze.
" Fake…It's all fake…You're all lying to me…" Teresa cried.
"Admit it, Headmaster. You're actually more of a mascot in the school.”Keng Huo patted her shoulder and said in a seemingly comforting but actually very vicious tone.
" I'm... the mascot..." Teresa said in a daze.
"That's great!" Suddenly, flames burst out of Teresa's eyes." Mascots get paid, right?”
"Ah?" This time, it was Keng Huo's turn to be dumbfounded.
"If it wasn't for the fact that the school head didn't have a salary, I wouldn't have been reduced to embezzling public funds to buy comics!”The excitement in Teresa's eyes had completely overwhelmed her moral integrity." If it's a mascot... then it's fine to get a salary!”
Keng Huo looked at Kiana and Teresa in shock. Suddenly, he seemed to understand and patted Kiana's shoulder."Now I believe she's your period.”
"Is there something wrong with your brain?" Kiana kicked Keng Huo." Don't worry about it. Aunt Menstruation, come and read the manga. The plot of this volume is super good!" Hurry up and take it out!"
"Erm…I lost it on the way…" Keng Huo's face suddenly froze.
"It's this one." The voice of Bronia, who had been sitting at the side playing with his console, suddenly came from behind Keng Huo. It was followed by a feeling of emptiness in his pocket. Keng Huo was shocked and quickly reached out to cover his pocket, but he was still a step too late. Bronia had already taken out the comic with lightning speed.
"It's indeed the latest volume of 'The Adventures of Hoom.' It was originally scheduled to be released tomorrow, and Brogna has already pre-ordered three copies of the collector's edition.”Bonia looked at the comic in her hand." But this one seems a little different.”
"To the Honorable Mother Teresa, it says on the title page.”" What?" Bronia said in a calm electronic voice.
"Why…why is my comic with you?”Delisa was shocked, and her gaze towards Keng Huo gradually became unfriendly.
"Headmaster, if I told you that I dug up the treasure of my ancestors, would you believe me?”Keng Huo scowled and quietly moved towards the door.
"Which ancestor would bury a new comic that will be released tomorrow as a treasure! Is there a hole in your head?" Teresa finally roared without caring about her image.
"Ah, yes, it's me! I saw you sneaking around this morning and I knew you had something buried in the garden! That's why I wanted to dig it out and take a look! Who knew it was just a comic!" Keng Huo saw that Teresa was already blocking the entrance and knew that he had no hope of escaping. He shouted in despair," It was a waste of my scouting and intelligence gathering. In the end, I pretended to trim the vegetation in the garden and spent the entire afternoon before I found a place where no one was around and secretly dug it out! I wasted an entire afternoon of my youth and energy to dig out a comic that will be released tomorrow! School Head, I think you're the one with a hole in your brain!”
"You scammer! Do you know how much effort I spent to get this manga with the author's handwriting in advance? Do you know how anxious I was when I couldn't find it? Kenghuo, you're finished! I'm going to deduct a month's salary from you! There was also a bonus! Full attendance award!"
"Fine! Who was afraid of who! I think you're anxious because you're afraid that the finance department will find out that you've embezzled public funds!”Keng Huo retorted sarcastically.
"You!" Delisa immediately rolled up her sleeves and was about to step forward when Mai and Kiana hurriedly stopped her. Delisa, who had been stopped by the two of them, could not reach Keng Tzu. She angrily waved her short legs and thin arms and shouted at the top of her lungs," Two months! Two months!"
"So, how much did you spend this time? Where did you deduct this money from?" This was Himeko's voice.
"Ji Zi, you still dare to speak! If you hadn't come to my office early in the morning to look for me and refused to leave, I wouldn't have found a place to hide the comic!”
Tonight was destined to be a chaotic night.
In the central garden, a gray-haired girl with red-rimmed glasses was sitting on a flower chair in the school uniform. She sipped a cup of hot tea and looked at the moon in the sky."The moon is so beautiful today…It's another peaceful day.
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