047. Ah San made stealing from the army sound fresh and refined ()
In the morning, Lin Hao and Bai Mengyao went to the construction site of Gangga Village.
After three days of construction, the main classroom of the school had been completed.
At this moment, the workers at the construction site were busy sealing the roof.
The next step was to install the doors and windows, lay the floor, paint the walls, and clean the classroom before it could be put into use.
Just as the two of them got out of the car, a group of third-rate men who had been waiting for a long time rushed over.
These three men had swollen faces. They were the ones who had been beaten up in the county town yesterday.
"There are stones behind our village. We are also from the Dragon Country.”
"If there are stones, then there are people from the Dragon Country.”
"When are you coming to our village to repair the houses and roads?”
...
Lin Hao was dumbfounded as he listened to the three's chatter.
"What stone? When did I promise you to build a house with stones?”
The three of them looked at each other. They did not seem to have heard Lin Hao promise them personally.
In the end, the three of them looked at the fool.
"It was him who said that if there were stones, he would help repair the houses and roads.”
The fool laughed foolishly.
"Langri said that the people with stones behind the village are from the Dragon Country.”
"We moved the stone to the back of the village. We are the descendants of the Dragon Country.”
Lin Hao was speechless.
The rumors were too scary. The more they spread, the more ridiculous they became.
Now, it had actually developed into a boundary stone behind the village.
At this moment, the bored netizens who were watching the construction site burst out laughing.
"What's the point of carrying bricks? The whole thing still depends on Ah San."
"There's a stone behind Ah San's village too. F * ck, could it be that Ah San has also learned how to move the Boundary Stele?”
"I'm dying of laughter. Everyone says that Ah San is stupid. Isn't he quite smart? He learns quite quickly.”
"I can finally say it. Ah San moved it himself. It has nothing to do with our Dragon Country!”
"I'm dying of laughter! Did he steal this Boundary Stone from the neighboring village?”
"Brother above, be more confident.”
"I found a good business. Carving boundary steles and selling them to A'San, wouldn't that make a fortune easily?”
......
Lin Hao patiently explained to the three of them.
"Whether there are stones behind the village or not has nothing to do with whether we are from the Dragon Country or not.”
"Your skin is black, but our Dragon Country's skin is yellow.”
"I'm speaking in the Dragon Country's language, and you're speaking in the Asan language. Do you understand?”
The three of them discussed among themselves for a while before continuing.
"We'll paint our faces the same color as you. We'll learn the Dragon Country's language from tomorrow onwards.”
"As long as we are from the Dragon Country, we will do anything to build houses and roads for us.”
"We can be the low-caste of the Dragon Country, but we don't want to be the low-caste of the three countries.”
Lin Hao was rendered speechless by the third-class students 'unrelenting attitude.
He had already explained it so clearly, but these guys were like playing the lute to a cow.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were amused again.
"F * ck! For the first time in my life, I feel that the people of the Dragon Country are so proud.”
"Reincarnation is a technical job. It's considered a nightmare if you're in the Dragon Country, but it's hell if you're in the Ah Three Kingdoms.”
"Aren't there many people here who want to go to developed countries to be low-class people? It's too normal.”
"If you want to be a low-caste person in our Dragon Country, we don't seem to have a caste system here, right?”
"Only animals look at their bloodlines. Which family in the Dragon Country doesn't have a few emperors?”
......
Lin Hao explained to the A'san for a long time again, but it was useless.
The three of them kept repeating the same words.
We're from the Dragon Country. We'll do anything you want us to do. Even if we die, we'll be from the Dragon Country.
Lin Hao's entire body went numb.
In the end, Lin Hao, who was annoyed, decided not to explain anymore and directly requested to become a Dragon Country citizen.
"When did you learn to speak the Dragon Country's language so skillfully and love the Dragon Country from the bottom of your heart? You know how to use chopsticks and don't use your hands when you go to the toilet?"
"For the honor of the Dragon Country, I can sacrifice my life at any time."
"Oh right, we can't drink the water of the Ganges anymore. We can't throw corpses into the water."
"If you can do all of this, you can be considered a member of the Dragon Country.”
Lin Hao said a bunch of conditions that the ascetics couldn't fulfill, casually perfunctorily.
He was not prepared to let these black skins become Dragon Country people.
Even if the other three did it, the final explanation was still in his hands.
Was he afraid that he wouldn't be able to find any flaws?
The netizens who were watching the live broadcast had their defenses broken.
"Are these conditions for becoming a Dragon Country citizen? Are you sure he didn't become an immortal?"
"Even I couldn't do all of this, but I actually let A'San do it.”
"I'm dying of laughter. I can't hold it in anymore because I can't use my hands in the toilet.”
"Brothers, have you thought about it? What if Ah San really did it?”
"Don't joke around. If all these conditions are met, it's enough for them to become immortals. There's nothing wrong with letting them become Cheng Long's people.”
"I feel that Lin Hao is trying to assimilate and assimilate them.”
"Don't talk nonsense, brother above. This is called the trend of ethnic integration.”
......
The group of third-generation men whispered to each other. The conditions that Lin Hao thought were unbelievable were all accepted by the third-generation men.
The more difficult it was to complete, the more it would reflect the greatness of the Dragon Country.
This was much easier than going from a low caste to a high caste.
One had to know that there was only one way to advance from a lower caste to a higher caste, and that was to reincarnate.
The three finally stopped pestering Lin Hao and sent him an invitation.
"Can you make a trip to our village? The wise men of our village and all the villagers are still waiting to welcome you.”
"If you don't explain it to the people in the village, we will be beaten up when we go back.”
"I beg you, please come to our village!”
......
The third-rate students 'attitudes were extremely humble. They were just short of kneeling down to Lin Hao.
Lin Hao was full of hesitation.
It didn't matter if he went. He had nothing to do now anyway, and it wasn't far.
The reason why he hesitated was that Bai Mengyao's experience yesterday had scared him.
He was afraid that he would vomit when he went to the village.
But if he didn't agree, this group of A'San would definitely continue to pester him.
A toad doesn't bite.
In the end, Lin Hao thought of a solution that was the best of both worlds.
"It's not impossible for me to go, but you have to clean up the village. It's best if everyone takes a bath.”
Hearing this, the three's eyes lit up.
"Don't worry, our village has been cleaned up.”
"We will welcome you with the etiquette of a Brahmin.”
"Everyone in the village has taken a bath. They won't dirty your feet.”
Lin Hao was stunned. He didn't expect the A'san to be so well-prepared.
Since that was the case, he could only make a trip there and get rid of these ascetics.
"Alright, then I'll go with you."
After saying that, Lin Hao got into the car, and the three of them got on their horses.
Lin Hao had planned to go alone.
However, the audience in the live broadcast room strongly requested for it.
"It's boring to look at the construction site. Let's go to A'san's village to take a look.”
"Even though the village is a little disgusting, I still want to see if they stole the Boundary Stone from the neighboring village.”
"Let's go take a look and see if they really moved the Boundary Stone.”
......
Under the strong request of the netizens in the live broadcast room, the interview team also followed.
After walking for about ten minutes, A'san's village appeared in front of Lin Hao.
The village looked vastly different from when Mengyao Bai came yesterday.
Although the house was still dilapidated, all kinds of feces and garbage on the road were cleaned up. Water was even sprinkled to prevent dust from appearing.
Although the A'san villagers were dressed in tattered clothes, they were still considered clean overall.
Lin Hao couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief in his heart. If what Bai Mengyao said yesterday happened again, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold it in and vomit.
The A'san who led the way took the lead and walked towards the wise men in the village, telling them about their previous experience in gibberish.
A group of villagers whispered to each other and started arguing.
Lin Hao guessed from their expressions that they must have quarreled because he didn't agree to help the poor.
In the end, the wise man in the village suppressed all the controversy and walked toward Lin Hao with a smile.
"Honorable guest of the Dragon Country, welcome to our village. We will offer you the best food and women. This is the glory of our entire village.”
As he spoke, the Sage knelt at Lin Hao's feet with a plop.
"Please allow me to pray for your holy feet and offer the blessings of our entire village.”
This scene stunned Lin Hao. He quickly took a few steps back and avoided the Sage's mouth.
"I've received the blessing. Don't... No need, really no need."
The netizens in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.
"What the f * ck? What kind of operation was this? Kneeling down and kissing each other's feet when they met? Was it so perverted?”
"Ah San is really shameless in order to help the poor.”
"As far as I know, this means that the lower castes of the three countries are loyal to the higher castes.”
"Scary, aren't they slaves? It was already the 21st century, and there was still such a thing?”
......
When the villagers of A'san saw the sage kneeling and kissing Lin Hao's feet, not only did they not despise him, but they also revealed envious expressions, wishing they could replace him.
The higher castes were condescended to the lower castes, and only the highest and oldest people were qualified to offer blessings to the higher castes.
After some persuasion, Lin Hao finally got the Sage kneeling on the ground to stand up and stop him from licking his feet.
Sage Ah San was especially humble to Lin Hao, as if this was a matter of course.
Then, Sage Ah San once again invited Lin Hao to enter the village as a guest.
Just as Lin Hao was about to agree, the smell of the village spread out, making him refuse directly.
Although the village had been meticulously cleaned, there was no sign of anything unclean on the surface.
However, the smell left behind over the years could not be removed in a short day.
Sage A'San, who was repeatedly rejected by Lin Hao, made a final request and pointed to the back of the village.
"Esteemed guest, please participate in our ritual of worshipping the divine item.”
"If you don't participate, our entire village will be disgraced.”
Lin Hao looked at the stone tablet behind the village and agreed.
It wasn't that he was giving A'san face, but the stone tablet was placed outside the village, so there was no unpleasant smell.
"Alright, then hurry up. I still have something to do.”
The Sage turned his head excitedly and instructed the other A'san in the village.
"Everyone, prepare for the ritual of worshipping the divine item.”
Upon hearing the wise man's order, the village's A'San began to take action. Each of them went home and took out a pile of bottles and jars.
Lin Hao took a look and recognized that most of the jars were filled with milk, and some were filled with honey.
Then, the wise man brought Lin Hao and all the other villagers to the stone tablet at the back of the village.
Lin Hao wasn't interested in A'san's ritual at all. He just wanted to leave as soon as possible.
The shamans knelt in front of the stone tablet and poured milk on it.
At this moment, a netizen in the live broadcast room noticed something unusual.
"F * ck, that boundary stone doesn't seem right. A'san's side is facing their village, so it doesn't count as our border!”
"I wouldn't have noticed it if you hadn't mentioned it. The words on it don't seem right either, they're different from the previous Boundary Steles.”
"Could it be that this Boundary Stone wasn't stolen, but was found and moved over?”
......
The netizens 'attention shifted to the boundary stone. Some netizens who understood the Sanskrit language exclaimed.
"F * ck, this isn't a boundary marker. F * ck, it says 'The Heroic Troop of the Fifth Battalion of the Al-Three Kingdoms.'”
"Really? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not joking. This is definitely not a Boundary Stele. This should be something that was erected at the entrance of the A'San army's barracks.”
"F * ck, I used the translation software on the Internet to check. It's true.”
"Damn, I'm curious where these guys got this thing.”
......
Bai Mengyao saw the content of the bullet screen in the live broadcast room and hurriedly went to find Lin Hao.
"That stone tablet isn't a boundary tablet. I heard from the netizens that it's a stone tablet erected at the entrance of the A'san army barracks.”
"You can ask this group of third-rate men what's going on later.”
Hearing Bai Mengyao's words, Lin Hao looked at the stone tablet.
This stone tablet was indeed different from the Boundary Steles he had seen before.
Although he didn't know what words were carved on it, he was sure that this thing wasn't a Boundary Stele.
After all, the Boundary Stele was divided into two sides. One side had the words Dragon Country written on it, and the other side had the words A'san written on it.
And this stone tablet was filled with the Sanskrit characters.
At this moment, the ritual of offering sacrifices to the divine object was about to end. The villagers of A'san had almost poured all the milk.
Lin Hao waved his hand and called Sage A'San over.
"Where did you get this stone tablet?”
Sage A'San's eyes flickered as he avoided the important matter.
"Someone in the village found this and we picked it up.”
Hearing this, Lin Hao heaved a sigh of relief. Luckily, it wasn't stolen!
It was probably because the army had changed to a new one. This was something that they did not want and they were lucky enough to pick it up.
At this moment, a few young men excitedly asked Lin Hao for credit.
"We picked this up last night at the military camp not far away.”
"This stone was thrown at the door. No one wanted it, so we picked it up.”
"This stone was given to us by God in order to make us the people of the Dragon Country.”
"Even the gods want us to become noble Dragon Country people.”
......
After hearing what the three of them said, Lin Hao's entire body went numb! Completely numb!
He picked it up at the entrance of the army in the middle of the night!
This group of idiots really knew how to pick up things. Picking up things at other people's doors?
It was fine if he picked up things, but he still dared to pick them up at the entrance of the army. Were they tired of living?
Only the three of them could make stealing sound so fresh and refined!
At this moment, Lin Hao was completely speechless. He didn't know how to describe this group of idiots.
Looking at the translated bullet screen, the netizens had the same feeling as Lin Hao.
"Picking up things at the army gate? Are you sure it wasn't stolen?"
"Punishment, too punishment. The good days of the ascetics are getting more and more chaotic.”
"I'm impressed by Third Brother. He actually managed to steal the stone tablet at the entrance of the army.”
"Speaking of which, is the A'San army that trashy? He actually let a group of villagers steal such an important thing.”
"The Ah Three Kingdoms fought with us once before. Four of our warriors captured a battalion of theirs. You can imagine their combat strength yourself, I can't describe it.”
"Four people capturing a battalion? Are you sure you're not watching a drama?"
"This is true. Although it's hard to believe, this is the truth. Moreover, even a god drama wouldn't dare to shoot it like this.”
......
Just as Lin Hao didn't know how to describe this group of A'san, the army stationed nearby exploded.
All the soldiers were sent out to search for clues about the missing stone tablet.
This morning, they discovered that the monument of honor that had been erected at the entrance of the military camp for decades had been stolen.
Normally, it was fine if a stone tablet was lost. At most, they would carve another one and pretend that they did not lose it.
However, the symbol at the entrance of the barrack had great significance. It was related to an honor they had won decades ago. It could be considered a historical relic.
The history of this stone tablet had been publicized and remembered by the governments of the three countries. It was impossible to carve a new one.
If the higher-ups found out that they could throw away the stone tablet at the entrance of the army, their entire camp would be finished.
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