Ding! Critical Hit, Wing Chun Fist (Fragment 2/3)
F * ck!
Sister Liu, you're really my sister.
No, she was even closer than her own sister.
In his previous life, Chen Chen was a martial arts fan and was very fond of Wing Chun. He was about to get his hands on it.
Sister Liu was so angry that her face turned red. Just as she was about to fly into a rage, her phone rang.
She glanced at the caller ID and quickly picked up the call." Hello, Hubby, I didn't go out to look for a handsome guy. Look at what you're saying. How can I be that kind of person? I'm so pure."”
pfff ~
Chen Chen could not help but spit it out.
"Whose voice is that?" asked Sister Liu's husband. Is there a man beside you?"
"No, no, I was watching TV. I really didn't.”
"Honey, don't be angry. I'll go home immediately.”
Sister Liu finally managed to get her husband to hang up after much effort. She glared at Chen Chen." How dare you scold me? Do you believe that I'll find trouble with you?”
"Threatening me?"
Chen Chen did not take it seriously. He smirked and said,"I'll look for your husband and say that you're flirting everywhere. Let's see who gets the first one.”
Sister Liu's fat face turned cold." Don't you dare!"
"You can try."
Noticing Chen Chen's attitude, Sis Liu cowered. She snorted and left with her big butt swaying.
Chen Chen was in a good mood after winning another battle.
He whistled and went out for a walk.
At noon, he came to a Chinese restaurant. As soon as he walked in, he heard the song " Thousand Baidu."
A few customers asked the shop owner," What's this song called? It's pretty good. I'll download it later.”
The shop owner was a young woman, and she revealed a simple smile." The song is called 'Thousand Baidu!' I only found out about this song this morning. It's a new song.”
Chen Chen smiled in relief when he heard someone promoting his song.
This feeling was probably similar to his own child getting into Tsinghua University or Peking University.
He was originally quite happy about something when suddenly, an unpleasant voice sounded." It's just so-so. It's just a song that became popular because of the internet celebrity, Miss Qingyi.”
"If Miss Qingyi didn't make this song into BGM, how could there be any traffic? It won't be popular at all."
Chen Chen cast his gaze over and noticed that the middle-aged man had shifty eyes and long hair. He looked like a down-and-out artist.
Black Blade?
It couldn't be such a coincidence, right?
Who cares.
He absolutely could not talk about his own songs. Chen Chen was about to step forward and argue with him when an elderly man stroked his beard and chuckled." Sir, you're wrong.”
"Not only is the melody of this song beautiful, but the lyrics are also filled with a sense of antiquity.”
"Even this old man, who usually doesn't listen to songs, was deeply attracted by this song.”
"So it's only natural that this song will be popular.”
Chen Chen looked at the elderly man. He had the air of a scholar. If his guess was correct, he should be an old professor.
Beside him sat a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.
She had blonde hair and was dressed in an avant-garde manner.
It was a stark contrast to the old man's temperament.
The middle-aged man was not convinced and said stubbornly,"The song should be easy to understand. If it's so ancient, no one will listen to it.”
"Sir, you're old and don't know pop songs.”
"Besides, it's just a pop song. How good can the lyrics be? It can even be written into the language textbooks?"
The little girl next to the old man was unhappy. She pouted and said,"I say, you like to argue too much.”
"The lyrics of a song are not necessarily related to the language teaching materials. Isn't it difficult for a popular song to be included in the language teaching materials?”
The middle-aged man snorted,"Then don't boast about the beautiful lyrics. They're just trash."”
F * ck!
Chen Chen was truly unhappy.
What was going on with this person? He always liked songs that criticized him?
Ding! [Random Mission: Music Appreciation Judge Ding Dasheng. He is a dabbler in music. He doesn't even have a single representative piece, but he has chosen to be a music appreciation judge.]
Ding Dasheng created a topic by attacking musicians and music works to maintain his popularity. He was a typical example of eating a musician's blood bun and asking the host to attack him.
Ding Dasheng?
Why did this name sound so familiar?
Chen Chen recalled a certain bespectacled fellow from a music program in his previous life.
Ding Dasheng's words made many people in the Chinese restaurant unhappy, but they didn't say anything.
"Who's farting here?" Chen Chen suddenly slammed the table and shouted. It's so smelly!"
Everyone was stunned.
A few of them could not hold back their laughter and understood that Chen Chen was referring to Ding Dasheng.
Ding Dasheng adjusted his glasses frame with an unhappy expression.
Chen Chen suddenly walked over to him and held his hand excitedly." Oh my god, isn't this Teacher Ding? When was he released? I'm your fan. I like you a lot.”
Ding Dasheng: "???"
"Who are you?"
"Do I know you?"
Chen Chen's expression at that time was heartbroken.
"Teacher Ding, you don't even recognize me? I visit you twice a year, once during the Qingming Festival and once during the Spring Festival.”
pfff ~
The entire Chinese restaurant was filled with laughter.
Ding Dasheng's face darkened again." What do you mean? Are you making fun of me?"
"Teacher Ding, don't misunderstand. You're not as valuable as mutton. Why would I cook you?”
Ding Dasheng slammed the table and pointed at Chen Chen. He was so angry that he did not say anything.
Chen Chen forced a smile." Teacher Ding, I was just joking with you. I'm really your fan. If you don't believe me, I'll play one of your songs.”
Chen Chen took out his cell phone and played a song called " Two Thousand and Five Hundred Years "!
This was a song written by Ding Dasheng in his early days.
The song went like this.
"2,500 years. What changes have there been?”
"If there's any change, it's the toilet.”
"The more high-level and beautiful you are, the more sh * t you still have to poop.”
"You still want to poop after pooping…"
Ding Dasheng had once sung this song in a program, but he was rejected. This caused him to fly into a rage out of humiliation. He switched to being a music appreciation judge and attacked music everywhere to make himself known.
This " 2,500 Years " was simply his dark history. Very few people had heard of it.
Now that Chen Chen had broadcasted it in front of so many people, Ding Dasheng wished he could find a hole to hide in.
Chen Chen mocked her mercilessly." Ms. Ding, your song is really good. I don't think the singer who sang 'Thousand Baidu' could have written it anyway.”
High-level black.
Many customers in the Chinese restaurant covered their mouths and tried to hold back their laughter.
Ding Dasheng howled in anger and refused to admit it." This song isn't mine. Don't spout nonsense."”
"Not you? Could it be written by a dog?"
Ding Dasheng was anxious." You are the dog."”
Chen Chen smirked." Teacher Ding, I'm not talking about you. Why are you so agitated? Is the dog your relative?"
Ding Dasheng was speechless.
At this moment, the elderly man stepped forward to smooth things over." Alright, alright, young man. Don't lower yourself to his level.”
"Just now, he said that the song 'Thousand Baidu' can't be included in the language textbook. I don't think so.”
"I'm a professor at Imperial University's Chinese Department, Xia Fengchun!”
Everyone was shocked.
Chen Chen muttered to himself. He had guessed it right. The elderly man was a professor.
The little girl beside her was shaking Xia Fengchun's arm and whining,""Grandpa, aren't you going to choose a modern song to be included in the language textbook? This song,"Thousand Baidu," was very suitable.”
The young lady's name was Xia Feifei, Xia Fengchun's granddaughter. The reason for her actions was obviously to slap Ding Dasheng in the face.
Xia Fengchun actually had the same intention. He stroked his beard and said with a smile,""Alright, I hereby announce that this song,'Thousand Baidu,' has been selected for the new edition of the college language textbook.”
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