Hearing the host's question, Chen Ge knew that this was his chance to stir up trouble.
He pretended to be deep in thought for a while.
"Actually, I think I'm a humorous person in real life!"”
"However, ever since I posted a joke that almost caused 70% of the people in the country to become autistic, I haven't told jokes to others for a long time!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
Everyone, including the host, had doubts in their minds.
Just telling a joke caused 70% of the people in the country to become autistic?
What did he mean?
Logically speaking, shouldn't jokes bring joy to others?
Normal people would like to hear jokes, but why was it the other way around when it came to Chen Ge?
In the live broadcast room,
The audience was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean? A joke made 70% of the people in the country autistic?”
"This is a little ridiculous. Such a powerful force…It's almost as good as a causality weapon!"
"Could it be that Chen Ge's joke is too big? Did you tell a joke that hurt others?"
"I don't think so. I think Chen Ge has a very high EQ, so how could he joke around?”
"Then why do you think this is?"
.
The audience was puzzled.
All kinds of questions kept appearing in the live broadcast room.
At the venue, the host and the judges all looked at Chen Ge curiously.
Including Big Mimi, Chen Ge's boss.
They couldn't figure out what this sentence meant.
Seeing this, the female host stepped forward and asked,"I don't think the audience understands. Can you explain it in detail?”
Seeing this, Chen Ge nodded without hesitation."
"Of course!"
"However, this matter is a long story. I'll take up a little time and tell you slowly!”
"By the way, you must not spread this out. You must keep this secret for me. Otherwise, 80% of the people in the country will fall into deep self-doubt because of this!!”
Hearing this, the audience subconsciously nodded in agreement, indicating that they would definitely not speak nonsense.
Of course, they knew that Chen Ge was joking.
After all, this was a live broadcast on the internet, and nearly ten million viewers were watching it online.
That was impossible.
Therefore, everyone thought that Chen Ge was going to tell another joke.
Onstage,
Chen Ge wiped away his smile and revealed an expression of reminiscence. He slowly said,"
"This is what happened. Before I debuted, I was still a young and delicate university student.”
"At that time, I didn't have a fixed income and didn't have much money on me, so I made some Short videos online!”
Hearing this, the audience became even more confused.
Chen Ge did not seem to be answering the question!
Wasn't it normal to make Short videos online without money?
However, no one dared to interrupt him and could only listen to him continue.
Chen Ge did not waste any time and quickly got to the point.
"One time, I found a video online. The content of the video was a young lady from Mengnei. In order to celebrate climbing the Great Wall, she added a caption in the video: The Great Wall is really magnificent and protected our ancestors!”
"So I edited it and posted it on Bilibili.”
"The Great Wall was built to guard against you guys, dear!”
As soon as he said this,
Not only did everyone's doubts not disappear, but they became even more curious.
Just this?
Just this? He could call 70% of the people in the country autistic?
All of a sudden, all kinds of discussions started.
"Although this joke is quite funny, it's only funny. How did it involve 70% of the people in the country?”
"This explanation is too ridiculous!”
"Maybe Chen Ge is just bullshitting!”
The audience kept guessing.
They were all confused by Chen Ge's words.
The host was the same. She held the microphone and asked,"Contestant Chen Ge, what does this have to do with seventy percent of the country's population being autistic?”
Big Mimi and the others were also dumbfounded.
They all held their microphones and asked.
As everyone asked.
Chen Ge sighed softly like he was struggling inside.
In the end, he pretended to be serious and said,
" That's because some netizens complained later. I saw Legend of Zhen Huan and there was a prisoner who was exiled to the Ning Ancient Pagoda. A second ago, I thought that place was so desolate and that person was so pitiful. In the next second, he realized that Ning Guta was actually near his house?”
"Then, this video went viral."
"The netizens from other places were about to laugh at each other, but they realized that everyone was the same!”
"Then, all the netizens started to investigate!”
"A netizen from Guangzhou complained, When he was young, he saw criminals being banished to Lingnan on television. He felt that it was very pitiful and desolate. Only now do I know that the place of exile is my home!”
"The netizens from Lu Province who laughed out loud said that they are the hometown of Confucius and Mencius, a country of etiquette, and definitely not a barbarian.”
"In the end, I explained on the spot that the Chi You that everyone hated was your ancestor!”
"They stopped talking!"
"Jiangsu and Zhejiang netizens said: Our Jiangsu and Zhejiang are still fine!”
"The angry netizens from Lu Province retorted, Don't gloat too much, because the Jiangdong scoundrels that Guan Yu mentioned might be referring to you!”
"Yun Nan's netizens also joined the discussion. It was originally thought that Zhuge Liang's southern expedition against Meng Huo was the first generation of YUN's Nanxi Guang. In the end, Yun, Gui, and Chuan were wiped out."
"No wonder they say that Yun, Gui, Chuan and Yu are one family!”
"So we are all defeated dogs by Zhuge Kongming!”
"What's even more ridiculous is that later on, a netizen of Hu Nan came and said, In the past, he had always thought that the Nanman people were too barbaric!”
"After the last investigation, we found that the Southern Barbarians are actually here?”
"The Clown is actually me?"
"Immediately after, the netizens from Hebei also stood up and said, When he was young, he felt that Baiqi had killed 400,000 Zhao soldiers and became a god in one battle. Later on, he found out that they were all Han Dan people!!”
"Seeing this, I could only quickly remove the video and persuade everyone to stop!”
"Otherwise, if we continue to dig, the netizens in Guanzhong and Shaanxi will laugh out loud!”
“....”
Hiss!
After hearing this answer, everyone was stunned!
After being stunned.
Only then did they burst into laughter!
"Hahaha…"
"Good heavens, so the barbarians that the ancients spoke of are us?”
"No wonder Chen Ge said that 70% of the people in the country would turn autistic after hearing this joke!”
“666... Sooner or later, I'm going to die laughing at Chen Ge's jokes!”
"I can't hold it in anymore, brothers. I'm about to faint from laughing!”
[Netizens from Boundless Ocean: Damn, I'm sitting at home, but the pot came from the sky?”
"I'm laughing so hard that I'm going to lose my mind. Why is there so many jokes in Chen Ge's head?”
"This is hilarious. Chen Ge's knowledge is amazing. He could remember the geography and history of many years!”
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Today's first chapter!
Before he knew it, he had already written 100,000 words in this book.
It was almost time.
The young author was kneeling on the ground, begging for some data.
The V's for my book are really too little. I'm really worried that it will fail in the future!
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