Xu Xiaoyao covered her butt and glared at Xu Jingfeng.
Doesn't this guy know how to be gentle with women?
It was a live broadcast!
Millions of people were watching!
I also want my face, okay?
Big Foot kicked him whenever he wanted to.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also dumbfounded and burst into laughter.
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Hahahaha! This kick kicked out the entire midsummer.
He did not know if Shengxia had kicked him out, but he knew that Xiaoyao had lost all face.
Hahahaha, Xiaoyao is a million-level streamer, she has the burden of an idol!
She didn't give him any face at all. She kicked him right away and even kicked that place. Didn't this little girl have any face?
He had finally seen what a straight man of steel was like! This brother was really good at dealing with people. He really dared to kick.
Xiaoyao was also an iron fool. She had just watched a zombie movie in the morning where a Taoist priest killed a zombie with a peach wood sword. She had actually asked Xu Jingfeng to break the peach tree branch!
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Xu Jingfeng looked at his palm. There were some charred marks.
Fortunately, his cultivation was profound. If it were an ordinary zombie, his hand would have melted if he grabbed the peach tree branch with his bare hands.
"Why did you ask me to break the peach tree branch?"
"Are you trying to kill me?"
Xu Xiaotian was angry, but Xu Jingfeng was even angrier.
This unworthy great-granddaughter.
He didn't want her to sit in a car covered with talismans driven by a monk.
It was to let him lie on the bed with the eight trigrams plate.
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This time, when he wasn't paying attention, he actually dared to ask her to break the peach tree branch.
Can that thing be touched?
It was like a normal person holding a red-hot steel bar.
Wasn't this courting death?
Xu Xiaoyao asked in confusion,
"Isn't it just a branch? Why can't I break it?”
"He even kicked me…kicked me there. It hurts.”
Xu Xiaoyao pouted.
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Xu Jingfeng said helplessly,
"Peach is the essence of the five trees, also known as immortal wood. It has the effect of exorcising evil spirits and suppressing demons.”
"There are also trees called Dragon Subduing Wood and Ghost Fear Wood. If my cultivation wasn't high enough, I would have turned into ashes when I touched the peach tree branch.”
Xu Xiaotian blinked her eyes, feeling a little guilty.
"Is it that serious?"
"I don't know either!"
"Those who don't know are not guilty. You kicked me the moment you came up.”
Xu Jingfeng rolled his eyes and muttered,
"I've been lying underground for so many years and I've been safe and sound.”
"I've been out with you for a day. Tell me how much you've suffered.”
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Xu Xiaoyao whispered,
"I'm still suffering. I'm really unlucky to have a great-grandfather like you.”
Hahahahaha! The two of you should create a group. It'll be called Loving and Killing as a Family.
Although she knew that it was an act, the effect of this program was too amazing.
Xu Jingfeng had never forgotten his zombie persona, and Little Yao had always forgotten his great-grandfather identity. This was too much!
The steely straight man vs the cute granddaughter, the steely silly man vs the silly granddaughter. Once you enter this live broadcast room, you can't leave.
Sooner or later, I'll die laughing in this live broadcast room.
It wasn't easy for Xu Jingfeng either. He was able to survive until now because of his own abilities.
He had to thank his great-granddaughter for not killing him!
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"Let's go quickly. The sun is strong here, and there are peach trees everywhere. It's too scary.”
Xu Jingfeng didn't want to stay here any longer.
This place was simply the nemesis of a Yin attribute creature like him.
Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, the children who did not get the peach tree branch and could not play house also followed eagerly.
Xu Xiaotian turned around and gently told them to hurry home and not wander around.
The children did not care. The children in the village were used to being wild.
Climbing mountains and wading through water, climbing high and feeling low were all commonplace.
Seeing that they wanted to follow, Xu Xiaotian let them go.
Each of the children was holding a peach tree branch that they had just picked up.
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Along the way, he did not stop and gestured with the tree branch.
The mischievous boy used a tree branch as a sword and waved it at the weeds by the roadside.
From time to time, he would run in front of the two of them and wave his branches as a roadblock.
Xu Xiaotian looked at it and found it quite fun. She could not help but join in the fun. Along the way, she played with the children and was quite childlike.
As he walked out of the farmland, he heard a rumbling sound in front of him.
Xu Jingfeng's expression tensed up when he heard the voice. He quickly took two steps forward.
He was shocked when he saw the scene in front of him.
"Don't leave! There are tanks ahead!"
Xu Xiaotian was dumbfounded. What tank?
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She ran over in two or three steps. When she saw the scene in front of her, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"That's not a tank, that's an excavator!”
There was a large open space in front of them, and three excavators were making rumbling sounds.
He dug up the soil on the ground and moved it to the empty space beside him.
It looked like they were digging the foundation. They were probably going to build some large-scale building.
"Excavator? What is it?"
Xu Jingfeng looked at it curiously for a while before letting down his guard.
Although this thing had tracks like a tank, the upper part could still rotate freely.
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However, there was no cannon barrel, only a spoon-like object.
With a light dig, a large piece of soil was dug out.
Even a few hundred kilograms of rocks were easily dug out.
Xu Xiaoyao explained,
"It's a machine used to dig the ground.”
"I heard from the children that this place seems to be developed into a large-scale tourist area.”
"Looking at the construction site, they should be digging the foundation. Such a large area will definitely be large after it is completed.”
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Xu Jingfeng looked at it for a while and couldn't help but sigh,
"Technology is too advanced now. There's actually such a large land to level the land.”
"Back then, we relied on manpower to dig it out bit by bit with a hoe.”
"Just one dig with this excavator is equivalent to a day's work for a strong man in the past.”
"Amazing!"
Like all the other boys, Xu Jingfeng was immediately attracted to the excavator.
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He was staring intently.
Xu Xiaoyao didn't understand what was so good about an excavator.
Just as he was about to move the camera away, the audience was unhappy.
Don't touch the camera! I love watching the excavator work.
Don't move, don't move! Such a huge excavator was rarely seen nowadays. It was really amazing!
I'll give you a big rocket. Don't touch the camera, I want to see the excavator!
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Xu Xiaotian was dumbfounded when she saw the gifts in the live broadcast room.
Why do men like to look at excavators?
What's the point of this thing? Isn't it just a machine that turns around to dig?
The audience in the live broadcast room explained happily.
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Actually, the reason was very simple. It was because men worshipped strength!
Once the excavator was turned on, it was simply the pinnacle of human strength.
It had the tracks of a tank, the flexibility of a Transformers, the power of Iron Man, the combat power of Ultraman, as well as the destructive power and amazing transportation power.
Watching the excavator work was a feast for the eyes, ears, and smell.
All men instinctively worshipped power, and the excavator was huge and could destroy everything in an instant. It was undoubtedly the representative of power.
Xu Jingfeng was also watching with great interest, and Xu Xiaotian called out a few times, but ignored him.
Xu Xiaoyao was completely speechless.
Was this thing really that beautiful?
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