Xu Xiaoyao had already noticed him twisting around in his seat, as if he was sitting on pins and needles.
She didn't want to care about him at first.
Out of sight, out of mind!
Xu Jingfeng was talking to the chauffeur.
It was her own car, and she was playing the music she liked.
You want to care about this?
Xu Xiaotian couldn't help but pull Xu Jingfeng back.
"I say, big brother…"
"No, great-grandfather! My great-grandfather!"
"Can you just calm down a little?"
"Why does the chauffeur's singing have anything to do with you?”
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Xu Jingfeng turned his ears with his fingers.
With a depressed expression, he said,"
"He played the Buddhist Sanskrit."
"You know my identity."
"I feel uncomfortable listening to this!"
In the past, Xu Jingfeng had a bad temper.
There were many situations where he got into a fight with others.
Perhaps he had died once.
Perhaps it was because he had slept for too long, his temperament had become much gentler.
After waking up this time.
He warned himself that he had to be more amiable to others.
He was not considered a human anymore, so he had to treat others better.
If it was the old him.
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He had already punched the iron box that was singing Buddhist scriptures and smashed it into pieces.
"Master, just change the song. I really don't feel comfortable listening to it.”
"Why don't you turn it off?”
Xu Jingfeng tried his best to sound patient and calm.
The driver saw Xu Jingfeng's annoyed expression.
It seemed like he really didn't like the Great Compassion Mantra.
He followed her advice and clicked on the song.
The music of the Great Compassion Mantra stopped.
Before Xu Jingfeng could heave a sigh of relief.
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The crisp sound of a copper bowl rang out.
Then, an urgent and fast chanting sounded.
The Great Compassion Mantra was no longer sung. This time, it was changed to the Diamond Sutra!
Xu Jingfeng's expression froze, and he slowly clenched his fists.
If the Great Compassion Mantra just now was like someone taking a big hammer and beating it on the chest.
It was slow, but heavy and powerful.
The Diamond Sutra was basically someone shooting a light machine gun at him.
The storm-like Buddhist scriptures drilled into his ears.
Xu Jingfeng felt like his head was about to split open.
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"Master, can you change another song? This song sounds even more uncomfortable."
Xu Xiaoyao couldn't take it anymore and asked in a low voice,
"What's wrong with you? I'm still thinking about your zombie persona.”
"Aren't you deliberately looking for trouble?"
"You provoked the driver and chased us out of the car.”
"How are we going to the ancestral home in this wilderness?”
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Xu Jingfeng said helplessly,
"I'm not looking for trouble with him."
"I'm really uncomfortable. This Diamond Sutra is giving me a headache!”
"If he really wants us to go down, we'll just walk.”
"If you feel tired, I can carry you and fly over.”
Xu Xiaotian rolled her eyes.
"Fly your sister! You really want to go to the sky!"
"Can't you just persevere? It's less than ten kilometers back to the ancestral home!"
The chauffeur saw that the two young men were going to quarrel again because of the music in the car.
He was also having a headache.
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Thinking that he could still take on a big order in the middle of the night, he was originally quite happy.
He didn't expect to meet such a strange pair of young people.
"Alright, alright, stop arguing.”
"I'll change to another song."
The chauffeur could only click on the song again.
A burst of immortal music came from the slightly again. First, it was a soothing piece of music.
Then, an ethereal male voice sang and recited.
"Namo, my master is Shakyamuni Buddha. Namo Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva. Namo Puan Ancestral Master Bodhisattva…"
The gentle melody of the Heart Cleansing Mantra made Xu Xiaoyao's irritable mood relax.
She closed her eyes and listened. It was as if heaven, earth, and man had fused with each other and naturally entered the realm of Qingjing Kong.
However, he heard the muffled sound of leather cracking beside him.
She turned around and was shocked.
Xu Jingfeng's face turned even paler.
Her hands were tightly gripping the leather cushion.
The strength was so great that it even tore apart the real leather.
He seemed to be enduring something.
She kept muttering softly.
Xu Xiaotian listened carefully and realized what he was talking about.
"I'm a good zombie."
"I'm a good zombie."
"I can't kill people casually anymore."
"It's not good to kill people for such a small matter."
"Killing is wrong."
"You can't kill people."
"I can't take it anymore. Why don't I just kill him?"
Xu Jingfeng's expression was getting uglier and uglier.
Xu Xiaotian was dumbfounded.
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What was this?
Xu Jingfeng's expression was getting uglier and uglier.
It looked like he was about to collapse at any moment.
She was also a little worried that he would suddenly lose his temper.
He could only quickly lean over and say to the driver,
"Brother Driver, why don't you change another song? My friend can't listen to this.”
The driver was getting impatient.
He said gloomily,
"What's wrong with you guys?"
"Are you taking a ride or ordering a song? You've already cut three songs in a while!”
Xu Xiaoyao blinked her big eyes and acted cute at the driver.
"Please cut it again! Alright?"
The driver didn't buy it when a beautiful girl acted coquettishly.
Instead, he looked at Xu Xiaotian with disgust as if he had seen something poisonous.
"Alright, I'll change it for you. Don't come over.”
As he spoke, he pressed the button to switch to song.
As the rock instruments played, the sound of drums and electric guitar could be heard.
Xu Xiaoyao heaved a sigh of relief.
It was finally not a Buddhist scripture!
However, the lyrics that followed stunned her.
"The Buddha planted a tree in the Solitary Garden in Shewei State, and together with the 1,250 people of the Great Bhikkhu…"
"Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara has been practicing the Prajna Paramita for a long time and has seen that the five skandhas are empty…"
This was the f * cking DJ version of the Buddhist scripture skewers!
Xu Jingfeng finally broke down.
Someone is hammering you in the chest with a sledgehammer.
Then, he would shoot you with a machine gun and slowly draw you with a knife.
In the end, I'll drive a tank straight to your head!
Anyone would have collapsed.
Xu Jingfeng immediately jumped up.
She grabbed the driver's shoulder and shook him hard.
As he swayed, he shouted,
"Do you want me to die?"
"Keep putting Buddhist scriptures!"
"Believe it or not, I'll slap you into the sky!”
The driver didn't expect the young man to be so agitated.
The strength in his hands was shocking.
Her entire body was shaken until she was dizzy.
He almost lost his grip on the steering wheel.
The car suddenly swayed on the road as if it was drunk.
Xu Xiaoyao was also stunned.
The driver was knocked unconscious, and the car almost crashed into a ditch when it lost control.
She quickly grabbed Xu Jingfeng's hand and shouted,"
"Let go!"
"We're going to fail! Do you want to die?"
"Don't disturb the driver!”
The driver's face was pale with fear. He tried his best to hold the steering wheel with one hand.
He pushed Xu Jingfeng's hand away.
"Let me go! Let go of me!"
The three of them pulled each other in the narrow carriage.
Suddenly, Xu Xiaoyao's hand slipped.
He grabbed the driver's head.
A black object was grabbed.
Xu Xiaotian cried out in alarm and quickly shook it off.
She looked down and saw a wig.
When he looked up again, he saw a shiny bald head shining under the headlights.
At this moment, time seemed to stop.
The driver was stunned.
Xu Jingfeng was also stunned. He forgot to continue shaking the driver.
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Xu Xiaotian was even more confused.
It was over.
He even pulled out the driver's bald head!
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