He brought cold beer to his grandma, a little red riding hood that could complain, a big bad wolf that could operate an excavator, three little pigs that were roasted and eaten, and a tree that could smoke.
So far, none of the fairy tales told by Yatox were normal.
In any case, it was completely different from what Nasida had expected and knew. It did not seem like a fairy tale at all.
However, this did not stop her from continuing to listen.
Although it was a little strange, he still wanted to know what would happen next.
Let's continue listening to the story:
The big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood walked together and finally arrived at the door of Grandma's house.
At this time, Little Red Riding Hood said to the big bad wolf," Alright, I'm almost done digesting with you. I'll go to the side to pee. I'll give you five minutes to go in and eat that old wall lamp."”
"This is a well-known story. Let's finish the process quickly so that I can get off work quickly.”
(Nasida: I can't complain about this Little Red Riding Hood anymore.)
Then, the big bad wolf entered his grandma's house and ate her up.
After peeing, Little Red Riding Hood also went to see her grandmother's house. She thought that she could stop complaining, but in the end, she couldn't help it.
She looked at the person lying on the bed. Uh, whoever she wanted. Anyway, it wasn't her grandmother's toy. Her defense was instantly broken and she couldn't continue acting.
"Who the f * ck are you?"
The big bad wolf was still acting according to the script." Why? Of course I'm your grandmother."”
Little Red Riding Hood was speechless and helpless." Well, it seems that we still have to continue acting. Oh, Grandma, your eyes are so big!”
The big bad wolf said,"Baby, this is to look at you better!"”
Little Red Riding Hood tried to hold it in, but she couldn't." Grandma, I'm sorry. Listen to me. I quit. I quit. I'm not retarded."”
The big bad wolf was furious when he saw Little Red Riding Hood being so passive.
The big bad wolf got off the bed and said angrily,"What are you impatient about? You don't have to die."?”
"If I followed the script, I would have been killed by a crazy hunter.”
"He might even cut open your stomach and dig your grandma out.”
"Do you know how much I silently sacrificed for your grandmother to be saved in one piece?”
"I can't even chew a bite. I'm swallowing such a big old fart.”
"In order to let you see your grandmother, I almost saw my grandmother.”
At this moment, the door was kicked open, and a Hunter with a chainsaw appeared.
Even though the big bad wolf tried so hard, the crazy hunters still did not know how to weigh the pros and cons.
With a swing of the chainsaw, the big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother died together.
The story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf ended here.
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After finishing the story, Yatos found Nashida looking at him as if he was a retard.
" Why?" Yatox asked, knowing the answer." Didn't my story satisfy the little plant god?"”
Nashida's face puffed up, and she knocked on Yatos with her two little hands.
"Do you know who said this is a fairy tale?”
"Whose fairy tale is like this?”
Nasida was so angry that she would bite him when he recovered.
However, this fairy tale was quite interesting, so Nashita asked Yatox to tell another one.
"Well, then I'll, um, tell you another story about Jack and the magic beans.”
Yatos smiled speechlessly and started the second story.
Nasida wanted to see what kind of strange story he would tell this time.
Start walking:
A long, long time ago, there was a young man named Jack. He was so poor that he could not even afford to eat.
His mother told him that he had to go to the market today to sell the cow or buy the kidney.
(Nasida: What a good mother.))
When Jack heard that, he was very angry.
On the surface, he was pulling the cow out to sell, but in fact, he had contacted the human traffickers and planned to sell his mother.
(Nasida: What a loving mother and filial son.)
Then, when Jack was trading, he realized that his mother was not as valuable as the cow, so he could only sell the cow according to the original plan.
Because his cow looked like a dog, he thought it was a hybrid breed, so he gave a higher price.
However, the buyer did not have enough money, so he took out five magic beans to pay for it.
After returning, Jack's mother looked at the magic beans and almost went crazy. Such a big cow, and you only exchanged it for five pieces of Laba garlic?”
"At least change the plate of dumplings!”
In his panic, Jack's mother threw the magic beans out of the window and told him to sell his kidneys tomorrow morning.
Then, the next morning, he found that the magic bean had grown a bean stem that was as tall as the sky.
Jack's mother was confused again." Luckily I didn't eat this last night. This thing looks quite big and hard to digest."”
At this time, a neighbor called Yu Gong came over and said that the beanstalk was blocking his TV signal. He had to cut it down no matter what.
"This thing is too big. Even if you saw it to death, you might not be able to cut it off," Jack said.”
However, the foolish old man said that even if I die, I still have my son. If my son dies, I still have my grandson. One day, I will do it.
(Nasida: My intuition tells me that this is a story pieced together from a completely different story.)
Jack climbed up the clouds along the beanstalk and found that there was a huge castle above.
There was a goose that laid golden eggs at the gate of the castle. Jack saw it and wanted to steal it.
Money didn't matter. He just wanted his mother to have a taste of the golden egg.
After that old b * stard died from the heavy metal poisoning, he would be able to enjoy the wealth alone.
The giants in the castle could hear what he was doing at the door and chased after him.
The two of them climbed down the beanstalk. When Jack climbed down, Foolish Old Man had just sawed down the beanstalk.
The giant fell down, half dead, and then carried away by the fallen beanstalk.
This story taught us a principle. If you steal, you have to be prepared to kill.
Okay, the second story was over.
Nashita would never ask Yatox to read her bedtime stories again.
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