He picked up the toad technique at the beginning and cultivated it to become a god.
18 The Internet unexpectedly exploded

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Today was the most exciting and strange New Year's Eve in Liu Xiu's 20 years. At five o'clock that day, he first met with the provincial party secretary who had rushed over. Experts had identified it overnight and could prove that it was the skull of an ape-man from the Paleolith era. The bones of the entire body and the scattered Paleolith. It was incredibly complete and had great research and historical value for the origin of mankind and ancient humans.

However, after digging through the night, the expert team was very puzzled because they did not find anything else. It seemed that Liu Xiu had dug out everything valuable by himself.

Liu Xiu naturally understood what was going on when an expert pointed out this problem. He only needed to look for it according to the light. No expert would carefully dig it out, but it was just a stone.

However, the remains of the apeman's skull were quite strange. It was not in the soil, but in the roots of a big tree. It was well preserved and almost undamaged. It was the most intact apeman skull that the experts had ever seen.

The experts, including Old Man Li, repeatedly asked Liu Xiu how he discovered it.

Liu Xiu shrugged his shoulders and repeated his words countless times. Even he believed it. He felt that there was something good under the tree, so he cut down the tree and dug. Then, it rained, and the rotten tree was washed away, revealing the skull inside.

Oh my god, everyone looked at each other. Li Jianbin asked a wonderful question,"It was raining heavily at that time. The pit was quite deep and big. How did you use your courage to jump in and find such an important apeman skull?”

Liu Xiu's answer was even more interesting.”

The experts were speechless and went back to continue their research. At this moment, a large group of reporters surrounded them again.

"Hello, Liu Xiu. I'm a reporter from CCTV. I want to ask, as the discoverer of the apeman skull, what do you think?”

It was a CCTV interview. This was a big deal. Liu Xiuqing's voice was clear, but she realized that she was still wearing yesterday's old clothes. If she had known earlier, she would have been more heroic wearing an LV. Liu Xiu said," First of all, I would like to thank the party, thank the great motherland, and thank the people. I am a citizen trained by the party, and I am the son of the great motherland. I love the motherland deeply…As for how I discovered the ancient site, I don't know either. I can only say that I came and found it. I'm too curious, aren't I?"

The reporter was a little speechless." As far as we know, you're a university student, but you're very good at identifying cultural relics and exploring the wild." According to Professor Li, you once found tens of millions of top-grade porcelain. May I ask how you did it?"

Only a ghost would have the knowledge of cultural relics and wilderness exploration. Liu Xiu said,""First of all, I want to thank my instructor. He is a professor at Song Jiang University. He was a very knowledgeable person. He taught me many things, and I have to thank my history professor. He taught me that history is truth, history is wealth. Finally, I would like to thank my instructor. He is a candle that silently serves the people and is a good party member who selflessly serves the people…"

The professor and the others that Liu Xiu mentioned saw Liu Xiu's statement on tonight's news broadcast. They were touched and secretly happy. He was going to be famous. Liu Xiu did not expect that the discovery of the apeman skull would be so shocking. This was the first time he had been interviewed by a large number of reporters. All the words he said without thinking and with a strong tone made him instantly famous and become the idol of the hooligans.

"Liu Xiu, what were your thoughts when you found the apeman's skull?" asked the CCTV reporter. Are you very excited?"

Liu Xiu was excited. He pretended to be righteous and said,"Of course, at this moment, I thought of Lei Feng and all kinds of good deeds. The souls of the heroes possessed me, so I dug out the apeman skull in the heavy rain to protect it. I took off my Versace shirt and put it in a sack. A 10,000 yuan Versace shirt sack, how many could there be in a lifetime?”

The CCTV reporter was speechless, but she realized that they were all wearing thick down jackets. Only Liu Xiugang was wearing a thin shirt when he got up. She couldn't help but ask,"Liu Xiu, the weather is-3 degrees Celsius now. You're only wearing a single layer of clothing. Do you have your own unique secret?”

Liu Xiu pretended to be affectionate." Because my heart is burning. I love this land deeply... Ah, if I were a bird..." Liu Xiu recited a poem he had read before.

The reporters were speechless.

Even though it was New Year's Eve, the discovery of the ape-man skull still caused a sensation in the city. It quickly affected the entire country and spread internationally. Then, Liu Xiuyi " received " the municipal party secretary and other leaders, and expressed his cordial greetings. He also had lunch with the big shots. He ate and drank until three in the afternoon before he returned to his new home.

When Liu Xiu drove the motorcycle through the gate, the security guard opened the door and shouted,"Young Master Liu, you're on TV!"

Liu Xiu poked his head out to take a look. Sure enough, on the television, the city's television station was showing the scene of the discovery of the apeman, as well as Liu Xiu's interview. There was also the moment when Liu Xiu opened the sack made of Versace's undershirt and revealed the apeman's skull.

Liu Xiu quickly returned to his new home. The family was gathered in front of the huge TV in the living room, and Liu Xiu was talking non-stop on it.

"Don't ask me what a cultural relic is. Cultural relics were cultural relics. Everyone had an answer about cultural relics in their hearts. Did you see Brokeback Mountain? The director said that everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in their hearts, so I think it also means that everyone has a cultural relic complex in their hearts. Thank you."

Liu Xiu was speechless. This was exactly what he had casually said just now because someone had asked him how he understood cultural relics.

The family saw Liu Xiu." Look, the great archaeologist is back!”The younger Father Liu came over with a wine glass in his hand and said,"Come, come, come. Cheers."

Liu Xiu looked at Father Liu, who was about 25 years old and still deliberately dressed up. He was really speechless.

All of a sudden, the whole family became younger. It felt strange. The familiar look suddenly disappeared.

"Ahhhh! He's too powerful!" Second Sister Liu Fang rushed over and hugged Liu Xiu, shaking him hard. She even asked her eldest sister to help take a photo, saying that she wanted to post it online.

"Could it be that I've become popular on the Internet?" Liu Xiu asked.”

Mrs. Landis was also in love with the internet. She covered her mouth and laughed."You appeared on TV this morning. You're spouting nonsense. And especially hypocritical. Her expression was really hypocritical. Therefore, it was especially popular on the Internet. Everyone has given you countless nicknames. Brother Lie, the discovering emperor, the growing version of the acting emperor. Brother Man."

Liu Xiu quickly went online. As expected, he was so popular in the news about the ape skull. The nonsense he had said in the morning had turned into a super popular video. In the past, very erotic and violent had swept the internet. Liu Xiu had said hundreds of classic lines that were no less than very erotic and violent.

You asked me how I found out. When I came, I discovered it. To be honest, I like to pee on the big tree. When I pee, I feel that there is something on the big tree. That was it.

As the discoverer of the ape-man skull, I didn't feel proud. At that moment, I only felt proud of my great sacred motherland. We are one of the origins of human civilization. Perhaps, one of them can be removed!

China is the greatest, I am a Chinese.

I drank some water before answering. (In the video, Liu Xiu drank three bottles of mineral water in one gulp. At that time, he really wanted to show off.)This action gave Liu Xiu a new nickname-Three Bottle Emperor. Many people tried, but they couldn't finish three bottles in one go.

Speechless, Liu Xiu sat in front of the computer and read all kinds of news. He was the kind of person that reporters liked the most. Once he was excited, he would say all kinds of classic words, causing a large number of viewership ratings. Of course, the news media and the audience laughed. This New Year's Eve was really happy.

Liu Xiu sighed and turned on his phone. For the first time, he saw that his message box was full. There were hundreds of missed calls. Most of them were classmates, good friends, or relatives who didn't interact much.

Liu Xiu only looked at his friend's and replied to his call. The others ignored him. However, Chen Wei was his only good friend.

At this moment, Liu Fang came over excitedly and said,"Look at Liu Xiu."

Liu Xiu clicked on Liu Xiu Bar and was shocked. There were countless posts and bar staff, and there was one post at the top. The spokesperson was the host of the forum. He discovered that his sister, Fangfang, was the second sister beside him at the moment.

Liu Xiu clicked on the post. Oh my god, it was full of photos of all kinds of luxury goods. The meaning was that Liu Xiu had bought them for me. There was also a Lamborghini. Finally, there was a box of gold ingots, silver ingots, necklaces and rings. The latest update was a photo of Liu Xiu.

Usually, a post with a Lamborghini, luxury bags, ready-made clothes, watches, and so on would already have a hot element. However, in this post, Liu Fang had piled up a large number of luxury goods into a small mountain and even took a lot of pictures of brand new Lamborghini.

It was extremely hot and exciting.

Liu Xiu had just finished reading when her second sister, Liu Fang, who was surfing the internet on her laptop, became even more excited. She updated the photos of the luxurious villa, causing a lot of envy and jealousy.

"Come on, take off your clothes. She was half-naked and asked me to take a photo.”Liu Fang said while holding a high-end camera. They were the high-end cameras that Liu Xiu had bought from the shopping mall.

"What are you doing?" Liu Xiu asked in confusion.

"You have a nickname on the Internet, Brother Fierce Man," Liu Fang said. I say you're invulnerable to cold and heat. You're wearing a single layer of clothing in the middle of winter, and you have a strong physique. Everyone asked me to send you a photo of your upper body naked.”

"Why?" Liu Xiu asked."Why did you post it just because they asked you to?"”

Liu Fang cast a disdainful look and said,""You don't understand the internet, do you? If you don't add fuel to the fire now and increase the commotion, when the limelight passes, someone will ask who Liu Xiu is and who the emperor is? Who was the Hypocrite Emperor? Who would still remember! It was either a god or an adult worm. I've already sacrificed my body to send photos of my beautiful legs.”

Damn it, it was crazy. Liu Xiu knew that her second sister was going crazy and no one could stop her. She obediently took off her shirt.

Liu Fang exclaimed," Little brother, when did you become so strong? You weren't like this when you left half a year ago."”As she spoke, she happily took pictures non-stop and even made Liu Xiu pose in a fit posture.

The muscles produced by practicing the Toad Technique were different from those produced by bodybuilding. They were strong and natural, and looked very beautiful. He had strong arms, broad back muscles, well-developed chest muscles, and especially strong abdominal muscles. He had lumps of muscles the size of a fist. Even for bodybuilders, even if they had talent and high-intensity exercise, they might not be able to train their abdominal muscles.

However, the circulation of the Toad Technique originated from the kidneys in the abdomen, so the impact on the abdomen was the greatest, which was why it was especially strong. In just a few days, Liu Xiu had the fist-sized muscles that even bodybuilders were envious of.

As one could imagine, when these pictures were posted, the Internet exclaimed that it was too perfect. It was unbelievable and unbelievable.

Someone commented that Liu Xiu called himself a loser. This was a shocking counterattack by a loser.

There were also countless female bar staff who made Liu Xiu's abdominal muscles into avatars and asked without any doubt that Liu Xiu's upper body photo would be the most downloaded photo today!

After a while, Liu Xiu had a few more nicknames. The devil with abdominal muscles, the favorite of comrades. There was no other!

Liu Fang laughed loudly in front of the computer. Liu Xiu also found it quite interesting. To a certain extent, the siblings were both crazy. They were both people who had the idea that if they didn't go crazy when they were young, they would go crazy too early.

The Tieba forum went crazy, asking for more photos.

Liu Xiu felt that something was wrong. He turned around and saw his second sister holding the camera and sneering. However, she was very professional and made Liu Xiu make various poses.

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